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Prepared better afang soup today n ate it with relish again, again and again |
Mo'fck3r is a swear word....someone call the Mod police! |
Okay so... Many people might come for me but.... U see onions... Lol.... Wen I say Lots of onions.. I mean lots n lots.... finely chopped, put it Wen d rice isnt dried yet so it doesn't turn out too raw... with a PINCH of nutmeg.. My wahala with ma jellof na d texture ... My rice is usually separate as in grainny n dry kind... Not hard o... d rice is soft but dry sorta.... One jellof I ate that had a moist kinda consistency... Like say d sause used to cook the rice no dry at alll... The chef Wen I asked her said .. her secret was lots of vegetable oil used Wen frying d sauce... Den she doesn't let d rice dry n totally absorb d sauce....that way d rice will be moist kinda but not mushy soft at all... I no even tutu understand wetin the chef dey explain...I jus dey nod head like who swallow bone All Mallam with him kettle... |
Woman is the subtle ' head' of every household....we jus allow the men believe otherwise.. |
Ready or not... Here I come, you can't hide |
Like play, like play,. 2026 is half gone and no major achievement recorded..Olorun Oba! |
Music makes me merry, mellow and mild...minus music, minus me |
Earth Song... Michael jackson |
Mule is a dj's name? Lol dats a donkey na....a baby donkey |
Lady in red... Is dancing with me....chai! This jam! |
What if it wasn't a doctor dat asked him to undergo the test What if him jus wan sabi weda na him fault and wer he stands... What if the doctor's report shattered him... And like all humans, he jus needs a second opinion Make Una dey calm down... Una wey dey say dis isnt hospital... Go see a doctor... Your lucky u ain't ever been in a tight situation... Ud be asking asking for solutions from everyone including your doctorsss and parish priest! |
Woman! Thou art loosed.... |
Take this to ' trying to conceive thread or IVF thread.... You will get help there |
Gratification of the flesh is a one way destination.... HELL! |
Why am tearing up all of a sudden... Op kudos.... This has to be d best post ever... Enlightening, gripping, and of course sad |
Declaration aside... Dat organ is multipurpose... It can kill, bless, destroy, used to breathe.... I even heard it can be used for sexual gratification... What do I know... Am jus a harmless Sunday school teacher. |
Amen and alleluya no go finish for my mouth |
You are still the one I belong to |
Lie down and sleep! Night don reach! |
Life is a jungle...(Haydens biko don't end anymore sentence with 'life' haba... E too much na...) I swear! |
Them no be explain this adulthood thingy well for me make I understand.... I wudda stayed a kid |
Nonsense yeye love.... I no do again biko |
Such manner of love... Dat a man would lay down his life for a sinner like me |
Piercing and tattoo on a potential date.... eisssshhhh!!! Huge turnoff... My inbuilt antenna would just be screaming ' reg flag!! Abort mission!! |
Having read the last post keenly... I have to ensure that my kids are born with silver spoon |
7 days to go...and a new life will be born |
You know most jokes have hidden sense in em..... Heavens! Imagine if dis were true... Wearing your grade for the world to see.... I think undergrates would sit up.... And learn.. But then again it would also intensify grade buying... Na third class and pass go dey do exemption, they will say.... Nah... NYSC is not my thing.... I'd rada use dat one year to start up my biz instead of wasting it on useless service... Duh!... |
Awake, awake, put on your strength, O Zion; put on your beautiful garments, O Jerusalem, the holy city; for there shall no more come into you the uncircumcised and the unclean....Isaiah 52:1–6 |
Sleep pretty baby ... Cry no more |
Sleep pretty baby... Do not cry...I will sing a lullaby |
Game rules are meant to be broken... Jus relax and flow with the beat |
Life is full of highs and lows... One minute as high as a rasta on dope.... Next minute as low as a junkie with no coke |