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As things are hard and you want to feed many but you're scared of staving the next day.
How to prepare semovita of 1kg to feed at-least 7 people. Follow the instructions carefully:

1. Put the amount of water you want.
2. Remember, pitch of salt is not compulsory.
3. Put half of the desired amount (the number of people you have and the way they eat is to be considered) of semovita(1kg is being used in my case) in a bowl.
4. Gradualy put the remain half inside the water and stir(make sure its watery). Cover for 1 and a half minute.
5. Now it has started to pop pop. Add the remain of the semo gradualy and stir still its smooth.
6. Add a bit of water allow it for half a minute stir again and enjoy.


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#MalesInKitchen

Wait make i ask this "why if then rape small children then no the die again"?

succyblinks:
Kikikikiki but this kind of banana is usually sweeter as all the sugar is concentrated inside its small size

Hope you have plans? Cause i can see you losing your family.

Thunderdick:
These Days i Eat sphaghetti

Lol, Your own don pass power.

legitimatefrank1:
bro nothing personall oo...

Nice one.

chuksanambra:
In Lagos, new miniflats usually come with a visitor's toilet attached the living room and another to the bedroom.

But how does 2 toilet make sense? does it mean you prefer to give your visitor good toilet or good bedroom?

I can't imagine this kind of rice will be found in our country when we have better rice compare to it.


Pictures below.

They don't have to he will be chasing them.


Ftc dedicated to Mzjin

Please move it to FP. Kastina people need help

legitimatefrank1:
you are funny oo ike nsi

Thats nt my name bro, you miss road. Bye, just turn after the roundabout the move small conner left you will get there.

Who saw that land?


Can't wait to get person in power to get that area of land to start my new species of long grain rice farm in Nigeria. God answer my call don't let my talent and dream waste without touching lives.

durentchigozie:
lol. Wetin happen

This nonsense go make the Angels way hold the truimpet blow am with anger Jesus go come guy i don't want it to happen now.

Dlordsamurai:
of what benefit is this shoot to her or the baby?
By the way, the woman's breast are like fried eggs, so flat..

Friemd eggs. I think say na only me just the view the flat and small ugly thing.

God whats going on?


I have never imagine Nigerian will reach this level of madness.


Last year it was never so. Whats going on? The world will end without me achieving anything and using my talents? No this nonsense must stop. Let me go and see a herbalist.

talabiabbey:
1.Bedroom. Flat Flat for rent @ New oko oba. 220k, per annum. 2toilet, ties, beside the road. A clean house. With direct link to landlord. Contact.: abiola 081589440/1 or 08125693262

1 Bedroom+2 toilets=220k

When you finish being stupid just go and sleep.

legitimatefrank1:
cleopatra,zarzar,onyindidi u are all needed

Na people like you your remote fall for water.

See as you the want make babes the flow around you like flies.

A motuary attendant.
Bro go and continue your job may be you mis road.

Why wouldn't they get married?

You pregnant a girl without marriage and you think you're a man? You are just a COWARD.

Real men get married(e.g your dad etc.). If your dad did that to your mum you could have being a half bastard.She is a prostitute your so called Twins are bastard cause their father did not marry their mum legal before they arrive.

God please when you start to rain sulphur from the sky to those wicked beings please save me and my family.

NairalandCS:
Just calm down and take a deep breath.

Go with the flow, don't think about it.

You can't plan how it would go because you don't know how it would go.

You see a cat ? Talk about cats. You see an advert talk about that.

Just keep it casual and let the conversation play itself out, don't try to stir it to a particular point you've been reharsing since God knows when.

Thanks bro

Mann11:
You need to help me to help you: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

25+yrs

Guys am planing to go out for the first time and am totally puzzled.

Questions are just popping out of my head.
Questions like; what are you going to do?, what will you do next?, where are you going to take her to? etc

Please tell me what goes on during dating in general.

ikp120:
She wants to let the idiots and assholes (who are saying that she's creating "anti Nigerian girls" thread in order to get a boyfriend) know that she is NOT SINGLE! She already get boyfriend.

I've always known that she's not single sha.

.

You don try for knowing somebody life to an extent.

You pass me far.

But tell me how u carry take her serious when you get life outside internet to live?

Am not getting you at all; Is it that you dont want or you are trying to show off?


Please explain before i talk what's your real plan.

AdeOluwaTomiwa:
how can the DroiPad 7D be 65k,??I think you got that wrong...its 33,000...nobody will buy it at 65k nau

Even at that the phone doesnt make sense.

MzJin:
Hahahahahahahhaahhahha as in eeehhh I just tire for some post at times

Lol no be only you oh.

Waytin that one come mean?

Oga don jazzy when you go marry? shebi you get e money.

Make this guy buy 50bags of foreign rices with 10 catton of pure heaven and give his village people the next week will be marriage.

Na this kind rubbish the enter FP make i book space fast.

FTC to all my up coming yoruba friends,brother in law,family in law and the whole west.

To me it has done many things like giving me advice, helping me out and teaching me things i never knew cause i schooled in a rural area.

The important one is the 'bleep up' i love saying 'fvck up' my dad will shout me and say stop using those words in my house. But now if say 'bleep ur ass' they will not understand. All my thanks to NL.


All thanks to my friend mod Mynd44. Love you guys all