24brains:
No woman, no cry. A girl that barely said yes to me yesterday is demanding 60k from me for wardrobe allowance.

Giving her the money is not the issue. but i fear a relationship built on such ground will collapse in no time.

What happens when hair and feeding allowances enters? i sometime wonder if having a girlfriend is worth it because almost all of them have multiple boyfriends whom they cash out from. i see no difference between them and olosho. petronizing olosho gives much rest of mind than a girl who is yet to be your wife.

Nairalanders, how do you people cope with girlfriends palava in this present state of Nigeria?

chiiraq802:
My exact words then in Skool.

Babe feel free oooo, its my room.

Naso Ogechi carri remote change my live Euro 2016 final match(France vs Portugal) to Zee world.

Anyways shaaa, she paid dearly that night for making me miss that Eder 25 yard long shot.

Igbojihadist:
thats just it send me ur whatsap number boss

Igbojihadist:
not beautiful bro but she is just living inside me

Igbojihadist:
bro am tired of this fucking love i dont pray 4 my enemy to fall in this type of love am in a deep shit

Igbojihadist:
bro but am thinking are you sure she is not telling me this so that i would be taken care of her if she leaves her parents because am not in the same state with her so i dont see where this has to do with her parent

Igbojihadist:
bro the girl told me that she would start dating me if she gets admission although she passed her jamb this year, as a brother way you be how do u see this??

Assumptabeke:
Why do I find this post funny?
Better talk to your lady tell her your financial condition now......If anything happens to your business, herself and her family will look for somewhere or someone else to eat from. It's good to give out things to the one you love but, don't good overboard with it when you're not married to the person yet.

VlamesIffect:
A bro must NEVER EVER make eye contact with a bro while eating banana

Wayne4uall:
A bro must not go to photo studio for his birthday pictures

Igbojihadist:
are you an igbo man and are you married?? if yes then i need to explain some things for you

Jeon:


Ur story is familiar to me.
Where do you live?

macrodata:
You sound like someone I know. N**ke, na you?

Igbojihadist:
oga am also an igbo guy but impressing her parents isnt the first thing i would do unless she says yes to me and give me the go ahead order

Igbojihadist:
22,catholic,igbo girl

Igbojihadist:
Good day nairalanders there is this very girl I love so much. I have expressed my feeling to her but she keeps telling me she is not ready yet. It has been four years now and am finding it difficult to move on or love any other girl.

Its ruining me as all i do each day is to think of her, atimes I might decide not to call her again within three days or what she would call me telling me is this the type of love I have for her. I am overwhelmed but she doesn't understand how i feel (please i need advice) plz anyone who would remind me of the present economy should stay off as ur problem is not mine.

paulolee:
finally...lets see wat d over hyped sancho have to offer to EPL bcoz i know EPL isnt as easy as d german league dt attackers use to scam buyers...d only proven striker there is lewi, d rest are huge gamble dt always fail outside

greatnaija01:

Bro, GOD SHOWS US THE FUTURE O, its called visions and dreams just in case you don't know....
sooooo
IF DEVIL DIDNT GET JESUS, and for over 40 years, HAS NOT GOTTEN ME..... my brother abeg rest, go and know God better, stop making the devil seem so powerful.

Sugardick:
these new generation girls deserve no pity, why can't she get help from one of her broke sugardaddies that she's been using to raise shoulder for me when chyking her, lmao this one is small na if you hear of my other exploits you will send missile to my house.


These new set of girls are only useful for sex trust me, just bang once or twice and dispose off to the next guy until the savior Mr Simp (which you sound like) comes along to pay millions in bride price and wedding for the overused püssy

BanevsJoker:
I have a question. Why cows no dey chop farm crops for North? Are they on a special Southern diet?