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Family / Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of An African Boy And An American Woman by Ekeretom(m): 6:44pm On Nov 03, 2015
LadyX:
BBC Africa is looking for that boy or anybody that knows him. If you him, contact them...who knows it could change the boy's life.
.. Yeah... U're correct.
Family / Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of An African Boy And An American Woman by Ekeretom(m): 11:15am On Nov 03, 2015
miqos02:
hmmmm
de boy be like, hmmm... Dats funny
Family / Re: Caption This Hilarious Photo Of An African Boy And An American Woman by Ekeretom(m): 11:08am On Nov 03, 2015
pet4ril:
grin grin aunty, I know your way
... Abi? The boy be like, that thing u want start, I Sabi am already.
Family / Caption This Hilarious Photo Of An African Boy And An American Woman by Ekeretom(m): 10:58am On Nov 03, 2015
This is what I think
... The boy be like, u dey deceive me with English, u think say I be mumu.
What do u think the boy is saying?

Romance / Re: How Scared Are You When You Had Sex Without Condom by Ekeretom(m): 7:12am On Oct 31, 2015
After I skin_dive, few weeks later I started feeling sick.. I told my friends about it. This was worst bcuz they mock me that I have contacted hiv. Though, I laughed but within me I was scared to my bones. I did many tests but never hiv test. When I was courageous enough, I went for hiv test, that 10 minutes I waited in the lab was my most fearful moment in life. To make matter worst, the lab attendant was easing, the printer also refused to function, she was looking at me somehow. Also, their result sheet carries a big + sign behind . I almost fainted. When she was tru, she handed it to me, I was relieved. I breathe heavily. She turned and laughed at me and told me that she knew I was so scared.

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Romance / Re: What Is Going On Here? (see Photos) by Ekeretom(m): 8:27pm On Oct 27, 2015
Lol.... This is rather funny
Romance / Re: Funny Lies We Lie 2 Girlz Just 4 Fame Or Approval... by Ekeretom(m): 8:45pm On Oct 25, 2015
Although, am not the one that said it, but I want to share... My closest friend once told a girl that he's schooling in Belgium... That he's coming for holidays. She believed him.. After she got under her pant, he dumped her. Lol

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Romance / Re: P-phubbing: Know More About The New Word And Its Consequences by Ekeretom(m): 10:47pm On Oct 21, 2015
The story 2 long.... Meanwhile, OP u're also guilty... Yes or No?

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Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by Ekeretom(m): 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2015
Please help me..!!!!!
I just mistakenly deactivated my call bundle of #250....hw can I activate it back... Almost impossible to reach mtn on 180...thanks.. Here's my number.... 08065948652
Politics / Re: Sad! Ebola Returns In The UK. Nurse Critically Ill. Everybody On The Run! See... by Ekeretom(m): 7:32am On Oct 17, 2015
This story surely raises one heartbeat.. Those saying thank God its in UK don't realize that very soon Nigerians living there may bring it over here AGAIN!.
Romance / Re: 10 Good Reason Why Ladies NAG by Ekeretom(m): 5:34pm On Oct 11, 2015
Women were created with the gene for nagging... A woman nags on almost everything
Romance / Re: A Long And Touching Story by Ekeretom(m): 5:19pm On Oct 11, 2015
Na wah o.... Na so de young man and him mama kick de bucket.... Xo touching.
Celebrities / Re: Comedienne Lepacious Bose - My Weight Is Part Of My Value by Ekeretom(m): 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2015
She really tried... Bcuz no be beans to loose weight.
Sports / Re: A Tribute To Vincent Enyeama. by Ekeretom(m): 10:22pm On Oct 08, 2015
I wonder how he will be feeling.... It's so painful leaving this way after all he's done.. God bless you ENYEAMA.
Sports / A Tribute To Vincent Enyeama. by Ekeretom(m): 10:07pm On Oct 08, 2015
He denied Owen a goal at point blank after a superb pass dissected the Eagles defense... This save announced a young ENYEAMA to the world football.. He went on to become the Eagles save hands spanning over a decade and three years.
I remember vividly how he denied Leonel Messi and Argentina the chance to disgrace our beloved Country at the first ever world cup hosted on African soil. He kept the score line at 1_0..If not for his heroic saves, it would have been 4-0,or 5-0..For his saves, he scooped the MVP award twice in that tournament.
I can't forget his heroics in penalty shoot outs. He bailed us against Zambia and numerous spot kicks awarded against Nigeria.
He has retired unceremoniously from the Eagles, it hurts millions of Nigerian football fans. Let's put the pains behind us and pay him a tribute he deserves. Mention one moment his reflexes, skills, saves kept you in awe. For me, his last minute save against Dzeko (Bosnia ) at the 2014 world cup made sure my heart did not break, even yours.

Religion / Re: Rich Men Of God, Please Help Nigeria! by Ekeretom(m): 5:22pm On Oct 04, 2015
minifuworld:
our rich men of God have sudscribe to theory of charles darwin 'survival of the fittest'
....... Sure, u hit it on the head
Religion / Rich Men Of God, Please Help Nigeria! by Ekeretom(m): 4:47pm On Oct 04, 2015
I am a true believer of Christ, and I strongly believe in the scriptures(before I will be labeled an anti_christ)
Nigeria as a country is blessed abundantly, but the citizens are languishing in poverty. From the North to the South, East to West we are blessed, yet, poor people litters the streets of Lagos, the streets of Abuja, Kano, Aba, Uyo, Calabar, etc.
What marvels me is that, those who we pay our tithes to and give our free offerings are not affected by this National disease "poverty". Our pastors live a very large life.
Some people may come hard on me for this question, why are our pastors procuring "private Jets" all in the name of evangelism even when their members can't afford a wheel barrow?. Is this God's standard? I have been pondering on this question without having a suitable answer. Nothing on earth will justify it no matter how you will twist it.
Each year, The NYSC churn out thousands of youths. Authoritatively, I can say that 80% are always looking for something to sustain them after graduating. I shed tears seeing my friend who is a BSc holder being told if he can't manage N20,000 for a salary he should quit his job. According to him, that's what they said they can offer. Worst of it, he doesn't have any craft skills . He is over 30yrs..This is just an example, millions are abound everywhere in Nigeria.
My questions is this, can't these rich Men Of God help to empower the youths, especially those leaving the universities? Instead of buying fleets of Jets, why can't they donate such billions of dollars to The NYSC to give as loans to graduates? Even Christ once told a rich man to give out his riches to the poor if he wants an everlasting life. This would surely reduce the reliance of youths on Govt. Jobs. Or what about their church youths,? they can start from there.
I hate to see Christian schools being the most costly to attend. Definitely, the poor contributed to the building project, but are unable to send their children there after the completion of the school. Does it make sense? Absolutely not.
Lastly, let the rich Men Of God in this country help this nation to tackle poverty. I rest my case. God bless our hustle.
Romance / Re: HELP!! My Boxers Are Gone, My Penls In Trouble# by Ekeretom(m): 7:14am On Oct 04, 2015
Lol.... Dis is funny... But seriously have you heard of love peddlers getting stuck while making out?. This might be want she's planning to do... You might be stuck for life while trying to make out with another girl... Dats why you are feeling de symptoms already. Lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 10th November 2012 by Ekeretom(m): 7:25pm On Nov 10, 2012
yes o. with 2 penalties or else ....new ref go enta.

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