Akkord4gov:


Where is your sense of humour?You need to get it asap so that you won't be depressed and frustrated
Olodo

Akkord4gov:
You are olodo
We only have 12 midnight and 12 noon

Ekeretom:
Sometime ago, agents of PHED(Port Harcourt Electricity Distribution Company) came to my area(8miles in calabar) asking some questions like:
1..how many rooms do you have?
2..how many shops do you have?
Etc.
We gave them the needed information. Telling them that we have 3 shops and 3 living rooms.
Fast forward to this January, their agent brought four different bills, all bearing my father's name. When we inquired to know why, they told us it's because of the information we gave last year.
The four shops we have do the following and their bills attached.
Shop1...Laundry N12,480.86
Shop2...Tailoring materials (that closes by 6pm)N3,131.86
Shop3...A Chemist shop. N12,480.86
Our living house ..... N12,480.86.
My question is, is this a new year gift or what.. Below are the snap shots....
Let Nigerians judge.

eme1n:
Go and buy Pre paid meter

ayobase:
always prepare for the worst if you are not using prepaid metre.

They don't expect you to pay all, but to pay more than the last paid.

They prefer the fact that customers are owing them.

abimbawealth:
Tor...

Aremu01:
I have received it before. Meanwhile it didn't work. I guess it's just a trick to get ppl to download dr application. Well I downloaded it n also deleted it when the thin no work

sojiboy:
You ve moved on or passed on Clarify biko

johnstar:
Nd na dat tymu go become die again

Burger01:
Hehehehe.. This one is not serious. You own me 1mila and you are talking of 'Old things passed away'...haa! na inside lagoon dem go comot the two of us..after that we go enter septic tank together till I get my money

estyvino:
Na only me go bring ur past before yu until yu pay complete, which kind child play be that?

northvietnam:
police go settle me and u

M4gunners:
Well said Yaya.That is why you can somebody like Emenike hanging his boot for national team with 20 something. Lazy set of people.

collinsVP:
Yaya is saturated with African best player award. and he is yet to see someone better to take it from him.

To be the first all the time, could be tiring at some point.

Rossikk:
But when an African player tries to do something out of the ordinary on the pitch, the coach clamps down on him. When an oyinbo player tries something different, they hail him. If an African tries those Messi or Ronaldo dribbles and doesn't score or create a goal with each and every move, he's accused of 'showboating', and gets benched!! But those two are allowed the freedom to make as many mistakes as they like. The reason no 'big club' wanted to sign Jay Jay Okocha was because they knew he would outshine all their ''world class'' oyinbo stars in their teams, and would refuse to give up his skills, and would become world No 1. Mikel always plays to Mourinho's instructions to stay behind on the pitch, because he gets substituted or benched in the next game if he doesn't.

englishmart:
he should go and sit down. How many people him help

grandx88:
Very true, and it's really shameful. I wonder if they don't hear about the CR7s and Messis of this world. How they put in extra efforts and improve their game season to season. But then, I think this players get easily satisfied because of the huge gulf in class between European and African nations. Suddenly becoming a multi millionaire boggles their minds and provides a satisfaction that most of them may never find the motivation to surpass...that's why Mikel, having spent ages in Chelsea, has not had the ambition to move elsewhere or improve his game (he doesn't take set pieces, he doesn't shoot, he doesn't assist goals, and ultimately doesn't score). Smh.

itstpia8:
How am i supposed to know what he's saying?