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Technology Market › Free Browsing Solution In 9ja by Ekitiwebcom(op): 12:55pm On Dec 22, 2013

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Jokes Etc › Ekitiweb Jokes DECEMBER 2013 Promo.. by Ekitiwebcom(op): 2:24am On Dec 19, 2013

DECEMBER 2013 QUESTION

1. WEN u swicth on ur nokia phone wAT
are d names of d two people holding there
hands?

2. Wat is d different btw 6 and half a
dozen.

3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and why

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke up, find the
value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take Patience to deliver
the same speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the audience is
kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)

1 Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that
D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride.
Discuss (20 Marks)

2 Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3 Whats the name of the lady that use to
say "please enter your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons
why she was chosen and explain two (20
Marks)

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Jokes Etc › Must Read:- Special Advice To Young Nigerians by Ekitiwebcom(op): 2:08am On Dec 19, 2013

MTN came to Nigeria at a time when nobody
wanted to invest in Nigeria, at a time when
Nigerians did not have phones. Even Zenith
Bank refused to loan MTN cash to operate,
UBA rejected MTN’s offer but today see the
difference. At least we all know the story of
the only civilian unelected President in
Nigeria - Good-luck Jonathan. We know how
the people said he was not going to be
President; they even made him acting-
Presiden t. Today the rest is history. What
about Cowbell? When they came to Nigeria,
they made milk in a sachet, Peak was
laughing at them - they said Cowbell was
milk for the poor - but they were right! 3-
million poor people could afford N10 a day
for a sachet of milk. Oya, do the math -
3million people buying milk at N10.00- that
was N30million every single day. In a month
they grossed N900million (almost N1billion).

Even Peak had to make sachet milk in order
to survive in the market. So what have people
told you? What have they said you can not
do, or you do not qualify for, or you do not
have experience for? They told Cowbell, they
told Goodluck, they told MTN, but today the
story has changed. I have a feeling something
is changing for you today! They will change
their strategies just to keep in step with you.

Don’t listen to what people are saying or what
life is showing you… YES, YOU CAN. Success
is not about where you graduated from, or
what grade you graduated with, but what
graduates out of you.

Keep the spirit UP..
BE INSPIRED You Will Make it By God grace.

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Nairaland General › A Candid Advise To All Ladies by Ekitiwebcom(op): 11:22pm On Dec 04, 2013

A CANDID ADVICE TO MY YOUNG GIRLS:

With all SINCERITY
Young girls, you truly look PRETTY
But i
have to warn you not
to loose your VIRGINITY.
Don't allow what
you see in your
VICINITY
To break your wall of
SECURITY..
Your VIRGINITY is your DIGNITY,
Protect it and make it your
number One PRIORITY.
Don't allow error
of PROXIMITY to lead you
into IMMORALITY.
Some of your friends call youMINORITY
Bcause you don't follow their PARTY OF
MAJORITY,
They show off their body as PUBLICITY for
money
And also committing ATROCITY..
Now you are feeling PITY for yourself and a
sense
of INSECURITY,
And thinking of
embracing their INSANITY.
But listen to me dear,
Dont listen to them
Because all is VANITY upon VANITY
My Sweety
With Baba GOD the ruler of ETERNITY you
have a
true IDENTITY
And you are covered by
divine IMMUNITY.
Leave them to
PARTY in their IRASCIBILITY
Because in
REALITY
The end is CALAMITY.
They will also become HIV CASUALTY.
If you have lost ur VIRGINITY
already,
Don't worry,
GOD can still give you a new IDENTITY.
HIS DIVINITY will help your
HUMILITY
But you have to stop
all IMMORALITY
So that you can get access into the beautiful
CITY
prepared by the Almighty......
Please dont Loose your INTEGRITY
And Bring Shame To The GODOf INFINITY.
I rest my case
With all Honesty.

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Phones › How To Retrieve Forgotten Wi-fi Password [part 1] by Ekitiwebcom(op): 6:13am On Dec 03, 2013

Setting up Wi-Fi password is easy and its totally recommended as everyone in your side that might have a Wi-Fi based phone and they might access your insecure Wi-Fi connection and increase your bandwidth by downloading some heavy movies or some other files right for themselves with even getting noticed.

Well now if you think how your connection can be accessed by any of your neighbor as you are even not able to access it due to the low signal problems, well then you need to have a look at the beer can tutorial that will allow you to boost your Wi-Fi signal using a simple coke or beer can. But today we have a simple tutorial for you that will allow you to retrieve your forgotten Wi-Fi passwords easy using simple trick and tools.
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Well now if you just wanna share your Wi-Fi password key with any of your friend but you do not know what the key is really, we have few easy ways to get your Wi-Fi key so lets see how its done.

How To Retrieve Forgotten Wi-Fi Password from Wi-Fi Properties

Well the first thing you can do is by checking the properties section of your Wi-Fi, well it has a simple option that displays the password for your Wi-Fi network.

1. wifi-password Now to get the Wi-Fi password just right click on the Wi-Fi network name that's connected and choose properties.

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2. Now you will see some screen like on the right, well just choose the"Show Characters"option to display password.

3. That's it now your password will be displayed and you can easily share that password with your friend.

<center>::. So now your password will be displayed and you can easily share that password with anyone you want, well but sometimes this section might be protected, well in that case we have few more options check back Later For New Two Steps On How To Get It Done. (Don't Forget To Share This With Your Pals) .::</center>

Christianity Etc › Chris Okotie Says Catholics Will Go To Hell..[must Read] by Ekitiwebcom(op): 5:43am On Dec 03, 2013

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All Catholics in the world will go to hell because they worship Satan and are led by an Anti-Christ Pope who is a friend to the devil, Nigeriaâ��s controversial preacher and former presidential candidate, Chris Okotie, told his congregation on Sunday, leaving members bewildered.

Fifty-five year old Okotie, while preaching in his Household of God Church in Ikeja area of Lagos, western Nigeria, said the Catholic church is â��a counterfeit church set up by Satanâ�� and that Catholics â��bow to idols and crucify Jesus every Sunday when they eat bread claiming they are eating Jesusâ�� body.â��

â��They are not Christians and have never been,â�� Okotie told a stunned congregation.

â��They donâ��t know Jesus. They believe that when they eat bread on Sundays, they are eating the body of Jesus. Itâ��s ritual,â�� Okotie said.

He said Pope Francis is an Anti-Christ who does the job of the devil and that time is fast approaching when the Catholic church will pledge allegiance to Satan.

â��The pope is an Anti-Christ and the Catholic church will soon declare for Satan. This is the end of times,â�� Okotie erupted.

He advised members of his church to come to the rescue of Catholics and evangelise them.

This, he said, was not out of disrespect but out of respect for the word of God.

He said those who know the truth should bring it to those who do not know it in the Catholic Church.

Okotie said one of the Catholic most revered Popes, Pope John Paul 11, surrendered the Catholic Church to Mary, the earthly mother of Jesus Christ, instead of Jesus himself. He said even the current Pope Francis has also done same.

He said Catholics are not Christians and do not worship the same Christ that he preaches in his church, at least the one spoken about in the Bible.

Okotie said he did not write the Bible but it was clear to him that those in the Catholic church were lost and were heading to hell fire.

â��They donâ��t believe in heaven. They believe in purgatory, the purgatory that they invented,â�� Okotie said.

â��That church, the Catholic church has been there for Satan and at the right time, they will declare for Satan,â��Okotie said.

Okotie who has been married twice and divorced also twice said a beauty pageant will take place in his church next Sunday to select the most beautiful woman in his church.

He also said his yearly â��Grace programmeâ�� where he makes donations to charity organisations will also take place next Sunday.

The once rock star turned celebrity preacher and politician has been controversial for years.

He once said it was the devil who told him for the first time that he was going to be a preacher.

He also said Nigeriaâ��s famous preacher Prophet T.B. Joshua is the son of the devil and his followers will go straight to hell.
In recent years, he has been saying that God has anointed him to be Nigeriaâ��s president. That prophecy has not come to pass in two presidential elections that he participated in.

Sources:- news2.onlinenigeria

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Jokes Etc › Must Read!! by Ekitiwebcom(op): 6:21pm On Dec 02, 2013

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Jokes Etc › Must Read!! by Ekitiwebcom(op): 6:15pm On Dec 02, 2013

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Phones › Advice To All Jambites by Ekitiwebcom(op): 1:51pm On Dec 02, 2013

MISTAKES ALL JAMBITES SHOULD AVOID DURING REGISTRATION.

Via www.ekitiweb.com EXAM POrTAL

As a Jamb Specialist..In my years in this field, I have observed that there are some common mistakes Jambites do make during registration.

So i decided to share it here so that our members won't fall victim
Pls Avoid the Below Mistakes:

1. Don't select 1 university and polytechnic as first and 2nd
choice.

2. don't choose state university as first choice and federal university as 2nd choice.

3. Get the correct utme requirement for your course
before selecting any subject in
jamb.

4. Avoid unilorin in jamb, ethnic
favorism is at rampage if you are not from there.

5. all management student must
select mathematics in Jamb.

6. Fill only the genuine information about yourself in
jamb e.g state, age and local
government.

7. Visit www.ekitiweb.com Exam postal for help

8. don't select a course you don't have the complete requirement for in your O'level, except you are planning to obtain them later.

10. finally, know the school fees of the particular institution you
want to select in jamb

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Webmasters › Ekiti State by Ekitiwebcom(op): 9:10am On Dec 01, 2013

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Technology Market › Good New by Ekitiwebcom(op): 8:52am On Dec 01, 2013

Webmasters › Re: Learn Web Design LIVE On Nairaland!!! by Ekitiwebcom(m): 8:48am On Dec 01, 2013

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