DECEMBER 2013 QUESTION

1. WEN u swicth on ur nokia phone wAT
are d names of d two people holding there
hands?

2. Wat is d different btw 6 and half a
dozen.

3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and why

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

<b>SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)</b>

1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke up, find the
value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take Patience to deliver
the same speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the audience is
kept constant.

<b>SECTION C (Answer 2)</b>

1 Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that
D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride.
Discuss (20 Marks)

2 Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3 Whats the name of the lady that use to
say "please enter your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons
why she was chosen and explain two (20
Marks)

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DECEMBER 2013 QUESTION

1. WEN u swicth on ur nokia phone wAT
are d names of d two people holding there
hands?

2. Wat is d different btw 6 and half a
dozen.

3. Which university in Nigeria has the
highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and why

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50,
what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

<b>SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)</b>

1. Between the Nigerian police and
Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke up, find the
value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take Patience to deliver
the same speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the audience is
kept constant.

<b>SECTION C (Answer 2)</b>

1 Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that
D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride.
Discuss (20 Marks)

2 Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3 Whats the name of the lady that use to
say "please enter your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons
why she was chosen and explain two (20
Marks)

<font color="red"><b>NOTICE</b></font>: visit ekitiweb.com and drop ur answer there to win sumtin cool frm us.

NO SIDE TALK NO CHEATING GOOD LUCK..
your time starts now

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