Just imagine what a C-in-C is saying...
This country tire person o... wetin be this again bayi?

malali:
1. For a bright future for you and your family, Japa is the only option you have. Future in Nigeria is looking bleak and cloudy at the moment, Japa now when you can.
Try to JAPA, maximum by 25 years, Relearning the whole system, is not as easy as you think. If not you will just be. a glorified slave paying taxes and watching people with means oppress you.

2. If you want to live a quality life, give sound education to your kids, have access to comprehensive health care and top-notch life security, Nigeria cannot offer you all these, you can only have access to all these when you Japa
Schools have levels, if your child can go to the top tier universities in Naija and do very well, He/She is still better than attending a community college here and saddled with huge loans only to end up working a minimum wage job. There are Americans working minimum wage jobs talkless of a Japa like you.

3. I am yet to see anybody that Japa from Nigeria and still remain poor. Poverty is only in Nigeria, once you leave Nigeria, you have bid farewell to Poverty for life. Confirm from all the people that have Japa, all of them are living in prosperity as i type this. Prosperity have levels, You buy a house on a loan, if you buy a $300k house now at 8% you will end up paying 1 million dollars by the time you finish paying. If you buy a $50k house in naija...you pay only $50k....So your prosperity abroad is actually paying the bank $700k in interests just to flex as a homeowner. Then when you are done paying after 30 years. You owe huge real estate taxes and home owners insurance. So much money you cant afford it in retirement. You will eventually be forced to sell the property.

4. Immediately you leave Nigeria, all life and spiritual problems are over, that's why you see that when many people japa from Nigeria, they don't go to church and mosque again, simply because they have no reason to. The Government in their new country of residence have provided everything they needed, so no need to disturb God again. Life problems and Spiritual problems are only in Nigeria, they can't be found elsewhere.
There were no spiritual problems from the beginning, all problems in Naija are man made.

5. Prosperity in Nigeria is by luck, not by hardwork, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, if you are hardworking, you will surely reap the fruit of your hard work.
Not true, Prosperity is still harwork and being smart, you have to learn to solve a problem, everybody else is ignoring. Nigerians are ready to wash toilet, drive taxis and wipe nyash in USA, but will never do it in Nigeria. They are busy looking for white collared jobs and government contracts

6. To Japa from Nigeria can be likened to going to paradise, As a Nigerian, Japa to us is our own paradise on earth, wouldn't you like to go to paradise?
This is not true, a lot of people suffer more abroad, dont let social media fool you. People work like slaves, they never enjoy the freedom back home.

7. Japa is what is Trending now, wouldn't you want to be a part of the new trend? Or you prefer to die inside trenches?
Before they came in ship, to badagry to capture slaves, now the slavery has been given a new name called "japa"..They use social media to entice Nigerians and then force them to slavery with jobs that pay $3000/ month meanwhile a decent 2 bedroom is atleast $2500/ month, Bills, food, phone, insurance, car, petrol, and other basic amenities, which you have to pay cost another $2000 per month. So if you salary is $2500 and your basic cost of living is $4500. where is the paradise ?? Unless you sleep on a bunk bed with a total stranger and pay $500 dollars a month in rent. Dont fall under the Japa pressure....Nothing dey here !!!

8. All your mates have all Japa, if you don't Japa like your mates too, Automatically you will be labelled a failure. Look around, how many of your school mates and childhood friends are still in Nigeria? All of them have all left and they are all enjoying themselves in their new country of residence.
Not true, If you dont have a plan, you will be worse when you get here. Make sure you come with a desired skill, Even Olosho doesnt sell here, because by the time you suffer to get your money, you will never give anyone for free.

9. Living anywhere else apart from Nigeria is better. Yes, you heard me right, When you are ready to Japa, ignore all those people saying "do your due diligence" doing due diligence is asking for too much. Anywhere you land yourself, even with your N500,000 savings, is a better place to live than Nigeria.
Not true, dont be deceived, if you have traveled abroad, you know this is not true, the bills here can kill you....if you lose your job for 2 months, you will spend all your life savings and be back to square 1, this is very common in immigrants communties, some people live for 15 years and still dont have $5000 total savings.

10. I don't think we still have up to 5 million people left in Nigeria, everybody don japa, do you want to be the only person left in Nigeria when the remaining people Japa?
There are Nigerians living as destitutes in America, dont be fooled.

11. When you Japa from Nigeria, you have Automatically add 30 years to your lifespan, mortality rate is high in Nigeria for obvious reasons, but elsewhere apart from Nigeria, life expectancy is very high.
Not true, Nigerians eat organic food, even the poor people, A lot of Americans eat processed GMO food, which is not good for your health, Alot of African americans have diabetes and high blood pressure. Lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyle in the winter 4 months every year leads to a lot of bad health


DO NOT JAPA BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE JAPA-ING.
JAPA ONLY IF YOU HAVE A PLAN.
PLANLESS JAPA CAN RESULT IN YOUR EARLY DEATH.
THE SAPA ABROAD IS MORE MENTAL THAN PHYSICAL.

Where did you get your figures from?

Ojoro... that is a goal ball joor...

Can't wait to watch The Manchester United legends rant again after this match... Their tears gives us joy 😂 😂

Just imagine the agony in the heart of Man U fans that bought ticket to go to the Old Trafford to watch their team being pummeled.
Things we love to see on Saturdays

xynerise:
Martial just dey collect free money for Man United for doing nothing

Hehehehehe i dey find that kind work... no productivity, just dey collect money

Manchester United 0 Bournemonth 3

Bruno Fernandez keeps falling like bag of potatoes..

Meanwhile Bayern is losing 5-1 to Frankfurt...
Football can be amazing sometimes

Oh Lord... Swift recovery to all the injured and traumatized.

This is sad to say the least.

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Source: https://punchng.com/family-mourns-nigerian-lady-strangled-to-death-in-uk/

RIP
However what caught my attention was the response time of the police... The deceased called on Monday about an assault, the Police waited till Tuesday to respond... that is unacceptable based on the UK standards

Another banter... anywhere the tie tilt, the losing team will be trolled
Things we love to see on Wednesdays

So local agencies went to Dubai to sign the MoU with themselves. Not with possible investors that came for the meeting but with themselves.... Things we see and hear in our country. What a brouhaha

wahalawahala:
no ...we love him

Maguire na striker abi na eye dey pain me?

Antony mind go reach ground just now.

robinsoncrosoe:
Who can guess the color of Newcastle goal keeper jersey

So Ten Hag bought Armrabat for what purpose exactly?

That suppose be red sha... but VAR is inconsistent

SPF247:
1-1 FT

Lolz... with 2 shot attempts and 1 on goal so far, compare to Newcastle 18 shot attempts and 4 on goal...
Let's siddon dey look

Martial was a ghost in this match.
..now 10 Hag is bringing on spinning merchant
Things we love to see on Saturdays

PNomsule:

Ten hag shouldn't be with utd past this match. He should be let off

You think 11 hag should take over from 10?

Its been long coming...

mariahAngel:


The ones listed are the ones I've made.

Okay.... Gizdodo is nice. Give it a try

Make I go buy fuel for generator and some plantain chips... its gonna be fun

ReacherSaidNoth:
Zinchenko na mad man.

3pts in the bag though, time to watch our enemies sweat

mariahAngel:
Happy weekend foodies👋🏼

It's not hidden fact that I like plantain a bit more than normal.
Plantain is my staple food, so as the plantain ambassador that I am 😀 I've had to come up with different ways to make and enjoy it.

Here are some I've tried and like:

Kindly hit like on the ones you like.👍🏼

Pictures credit: Mariah's
Cc: Nlfpmod

Pic 1. Plantain chips.

Add Gizdodo to the list

Galaticos444:
Forget initial gragra, this match will still end in a draw

Paddin?

COYG!!!!
Football made easy

Islie:


https://leadership.ng/federal-govt-bans-ghana-must-go-sacks-at-airports/

How does this bag really break the conveyor belt? Or the airport wants more money to charge for excess luggage.

FT
Arsenal 6 RC Lens 0

Gabriel M. is massive