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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hot Guys Corner by El(m): 2:42pm On Jul 30, 2008
na Stabilizer, for the AC. U know say for here, the light dey fluctuate well well.
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by El(m): 2:38pm On Jul 30, 2008
rasputinn:
grin grin grin grin grin
Speak for yasef boi
LMAO
Methinks to say virgo peeps are promiscuous just because you and a few peeps tend to be is tantamount to committing a fallacy of hasty generalisation,we are generally likeable personalities though.
Boi, last time i checked, being promiscuous wasn't a crime. And yes we're likable personalities.
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by El(m): 1:12pm On Jul 30, 2008
Boi, apart from what is said in em papers, all em virgo folks i know, including myself, corroborate that!
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by El(m): 12:58pm On Jul 30, 2008
Hoi rasputtin, wah gwan brethren?
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by El(m): 12:56pm On Jul 30, 2008
Any Sept 21st peeps? Holla.

They say virgos are promiscuous ppl, how true is that? cool
RomanceRe: Do We Really Have Wowo (ugly) Guys by El(m): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2008
Naija girls know ugly guy? If u nor get money u be monkey, but monkey wey get money, na im be their honey! shame. Although some like fine boys, but fine boy wey no get money, for where? now I aint saying dey're gold diggers, but they aint messing with no broke niggas,
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Most Romantic Looking Guy On Nairaland?RATE This Picture 4 A Date? by El(m): 11:17am On Jul 30, 2008
@pussy_full, dats u? U fine like dat come get puss? Girls beware, guy's a hermaphrodite!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Hot Guys Corner by El(m): 11:02am On Jul 30, 2008
Abeg make i take style join una. depends on ur definition of hot. sum like em gangster, some like em hard,

grin

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Most Romantic Looking Guy On Nairaland?RATE This Picture 4 A Date? by El(m): 10:42am On Jul 30, 2008
yeah, i thought i missed sumtin, my dark glasses. don't I just love em? @pussy_full, i looked up your profile, no pic. Wassamata, too ugly to put one up, or have u got some kind of complex or sumtin?And oh yeah, u a hermaphrodite or sumtin, ur profile doesn't say male or female?U got em both(puss and dick)? I'm just saying,

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Most Romantic Looking Guy On Nairaland?RATE This Picture 4 A Date? by El(m): 10:14am On Jul 30, 2008
Vlavislav? U dey here too? wah gwan brethren.

Naija girls, una like guys with pink lips, na im be romantic?

Me I nor romantic, cos i get black lips.

but still check sha,

Vlavislav hot for the chicks!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 7:17am On Jul 30, 2008
My user name has nothing whatsoever to do with el computers, or its owner @ Joyblinks, its from my first name.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 6:37pm On Jul 29, 2008
uhmm Onizzy, U need to take a chill pill, ok? Look around u, u aint the only babe here. Unless ur gutter of a mouth is itching u, u need to shut the Bleep up and continue with ur "life", which from what i see, is talking trash on NL. I say i nor dey find babe, na by force, even if I dey find babe, no be slowpoke like u, i dey find, yer dig?

@joyblinks, I dey Mile 1. just believe. no be el computers, for ikwerre road u dey use? na only 2 cafes dey mile 1. holla.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 1:48pm On Jul 25, 2008
@ Onizzy, unless u fall into the category I mentioned, there's really no need referring to me in ur post, just pretend it isn't there.
And I meant xactly what i wrote. If there were any ladies in that category, they'd have hollered, if for nothing, out of curiosity. And like I said before, I no really dey find "babe" here.Afterall, these days, na babes dey scam guys for net. I just been need some right-thinking minds (female ones) to rub minds with, that's all.

@ Joyblinks, ur in my area. Which cafe u dey use , el? Now I know where to find u, in case u f up. (no mind me, i dey joke.)

@ PH Nairalanders, this ur boy Elboogie, Elvis, 26(27 in september), Software Engineer / Information Security Professional, Mile 1 , PH.

ProgrammingRe: Join A Software Army? by El(m): 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2008
If u've got the finance, no beef.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 8:32am On Jun 23, 2008
@Joyblinks, I wasn't telling u or any other person where i work,i was just perked dat sumone would just open his gutter n start talking about who he knows nothing about. u've got to understand how it works.U see some men are like children, they just love attention.I was just being myself when the idiot (okanran) began to show himself.wetin me and him dey drag?No be like say im girlfriend answer my post,nothing like dat.

@ Slovely, thanx for ur words of wisdom.Thing is, when i meet men who are always insecure when they meet men who are more men than they are, i've gotta put them in their place.

@Dual Core, well,well,well look who the cat dragged in,if it aint sawyer.what's happening dawg?My brother see me see problem o, i just shout out to PH ladies, how I take worry anybody? I ask for intelligent babes, none of them dey here,apparently.then dat guy,calls himself okanran, or whatever begin beef me.na me tell am to no get style?Abeg which way?How far the MMS waka?u don start the BOU sumtin.In fact, try make u download skype, make we chat sumtime.I no dey use yahoo messenger, so u getta use skype, it's more secure.Did i forget to mention ur guy na ISS professional now? I know, i know, how i go do?pressing forth to higher grounds,eh?my email dagana_elvis@yahoo.com.holla
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 3:44pm On Jun 20, 2008
hmm, how i go take answer this fool.lemme see, what u don't know is greater than u.U dont know what i do, lemme tell u a bit. right now, I'm sitting in an office, trying to solve a problem for a Corporation (Niger Delta petroleum Resources). i dey write software wey go dey manage their oil production, u know like calculate their daily, monthly, yearly barrel production.i'll leave it there.Dem go pay me until the day i die, n after dat, my family go dey collect royalty. bring everybody for ur community, i go teach each of them a different technology wey dem go take excel, dem and their generation. what could u be possibly working @, dat i would dream of (Bank,Oil,Telecomms,etc)? for each industry ur conceited mind can think of, i culd bring them out of the stone age every other nigerian business is , to the information age, which I'm sure u are still centuries away from.why am i even wasting my time with u? cool
Kidnap u? wetin dem go carry u do?Rituals dey only accept ppl with brain, not floater for their head.Ransom - who wan pay am? if u like make u be manager for bank, dem go always find sum1 else and leve u to rot.Mumu!

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 12:32pm On Jun 20, 2008
@Okaran, u really are retarded. How u go take chike babe wey u no dey see? I just dey look for intelligent girls wey i go follow gist. Busy body na im dey worry idiots like u for this nairaland. Better get a day job because apparently, u haven't got one.slowpoke!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 9:22am On Jun 20, 2008
i thought i made my self clear the first time.i asked for ladies n unless ur a sissy or sumtin i don't appreciate guys answering. And yes I'm sumtin else, thanx for the compliment.fucking retards!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by El(m): 9:50am On Jun 18, 2008
hey y'all. Listen, is there any sexy, intelligent , independent lady, residing in PH, wants to hook up? holla

ProgrammingRe: Java Server Pages (jsp) Or Java Server Face(jsf Which Path To Trend? ? ? ? by El(m): 11:26am On Jun 12, 2008
There's really no basis for comparism. JSF is an improvement on traditional JSP.It uses an MVP (model/view/presentation) architecture.that means MVP rolled up in a single page. Try and stay up to date as technology changes, else u'll be left in the medieval age.If u are a java developer, u need to look up the technology providers and join developer networks, d benefit being, u stay on the edge.And guys instead of arguing about trifle issues, please concentrate on solving problems with your skills.
Tech JobsSystems Analyst Needed Pronto by El(op): 11:52am On Jun 04, 2008
Please A systems Analyst, proficient in Object oriented Analysis and Design, UML, Software Development Life Cycle and CASE tools such as Mysql Workbench is needed for a contract job in PortHarcourt. Pay is good. please no jokers, this is serious business.email your resume to dagana_elvis@yahoo.com ASAP.

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