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Computers / Re: I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:24am On Mar 03, 2019
polimaf:
Do a backup asap, then change your hard drive. it's completely Gone
I've done that.
Computers / Re: I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:23am On Mar 03, 2019
ogtavia:


Educate me sir..

I don't mean that. It's just that from my researches, it has never been mentioned that the problem is associated with motherboard.
Computers / Re: I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 9:54pm On Mar 02, 2019
ogtavia:



Motherboard..

Hope you know what motherboard is?
Computers / Re: I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 8:59pm On Mar 02, 2019
Athena4:
This tin dey fit give heart attack.
For sure. I was working on a client project when it happened. And that moment I didn't save my work.

It was hell
Computers / Re: I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 8:59pm On Mar 02, 2019
ogtavia:
Might be a malware or a virus...Take it to a capable technician...Has nothing to with screen or keyboard....At worst, it as storage device problem.

I've formated the system several times. Changed OS but it still appears
Computers / Re: I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 8:58pm On Mar 02, 2019
chrispapi11:
Your hard drive or ram is gone. That's BSOD BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
What do you recommend?
Computers / I Need Help With My Laptop (image Attached) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:44pm On Mar 02, 2019
My Dell inspiron usually shows a blue screen after few hours of usage. I've done everything including changing screen and keyboard but it keeps going on.

I really need help on how to fix this.

Properties / Why AC Maintenance Is Important For Your Home And Facilities by Elbizzcklinz(m): 6:18pm On Feb 28, 2019
It’s without a doubt that your air conditioner (AC) is one of the most precious and if anything, one of the most expensive equipment in your home and facility. The air conditioner (AC) equipment are frequently used within a facility and they are helpful in improving the living and working conditions. This among many other reasons is why you need to ensure that your air conditioner (AC) equipment is up and running always. Below are three reasons why you need to keep maintenance top of your priority list.

1. Helps you save money by reducing energy use:

One of the main reasons why maintaining AC equipment is important for home and facility owners is that it helps improve their efficiency. According to energy statistics, AC contributes to over 40% percent of the energy used in any property. With properly maintained equipment, home and facility owners are able to save about 15-20% of energy costs that would otherwise have been wasted on inefficient equipment.

2. Helps you improve the lifespan of your equipment:

Just like any other equipment, your air conditioner units are vulnerable and prone to damages. These damages reduce the durability of this equipment. According to manufacturers, air conditioners have a lifespan of up to 15 years. By regularly checking your equipment, you will be able to fix and correct the simple issues before they develop into complex issues. This consequently helps your equipment live up to its lifespan.

3. Helps improve the quality of air around your property:

In addition to keeping your property cold depending on the weather condition of the day, the air conditioner helps improve the air quality in the surroundings. Experts recommend that you schedule regular maintenance plans if you are to enjoy the benefits of your equipment.



The ultimate performance and efficiency of your AC are determined by the care you offer it. Preventive maintenance approaches such as cleaning your equipment regularly, replacing worn out parts and strengthening movable parts will help you improve the efficiency of your equipment and save you money at the same time.

Once the above factors are checked, you will be able to guarantee the safety of your families, employees, facility visitors and also the efficiency of your equipment. To ensure that the above procedures are properly carried, you are advised to engage the expertise of a technician.

The good news about this is that we can help you achieve all these and many more. SmoothRepairs is an excellent platform to hire experienced and professional technicians. Call us today and let us gladly help you in maintaining your equipment.


Source : www.smoothrepairs.com

Science/Technology / How To Turn Digital Marketing Into An Intelligent Business Growth Engine. by Elbizzcklinz(m): 1:08pm On Feb 19, 2019
In today’s world, website, social media and search engine optimization are the cornerstones of marketing strategies for businesses. The amount of data for analysis is increasing exponentially, and businesses are turning into digital marketing for smart decision-making.



Digital marketing and business intelligence uses data to make quality decisions in order to improve processes and optimize ROI (return on investment). However, for many industries, business intelligence continues to be an elusive concept that never quite finds its way to the top of the priority list.



Search engine marketing is gradually becoming more of an analytical as many analytics platforms (like Google Analytics) now provide a large depth of data that includes basic demographics as well as user search behavior. For instance, if 90% of all Nigerians visitors to your website go to a specific product or services page, then it would make sense to further develop marketing and advertising for that product in the Nigerian.



A 2011 article in Search Engine Land highlight shows shift emphasis in data analysis for many available search engine marketing positions. By placing a bigger emphasis on the data behind online marketing campaigns, traditional business intelligence reports can translate how online marketing efforts are (positively or negatively) affecting the bottom line.

[url=https://www.icsoutsourcing.com/how-to-turn-digital-marketing-into-an-intelligent-business-growth-engine/?utm_source=How_to_Turn%20Digital%20Marketing%20into%20an%20Intelligent%20Business%20Growth%20Engine.&utm_medium=CPC&utm_content=Authour_Franklin]Read more Here[/url]

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Jobs/Vacancies / Smoothrepairs Hiring Professional Artisans And Technicians In Lagos by Elbizzcklinz(m): 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2019
SmoothRepairs is a technology company with 24+ years of collective management experience in Nigeria, with an integration of leading edge technology to offer professional and domestic onsite services to customers on demand across Nigeria.

Currently, we are seeking to recruit various categories of skilled workers to join our workforce and service our wide clients in Nigeria.
Positions includes:
Welder
Tiler
Plumber
Panel beater
Painter
Mobile phone repairer
Mechanic
Laptop Engineer
Generator Repairs and Servicing
Fumigation Expert
Electrician
Dry Cleaning
Cleaner
Caterer
Carpenter
Aluminium carpenter
AC Technician
Others

Proceed to www.smoothrepairs.com/artisan for application
Only shortlisted applicants will be recruited for instant jobs

Career / Re: What Skill I Can I Learn In 3 Months While I Wait For NYSC? by Elbizzcklinz(m): 6:57am On Dec 11, 2018
Abdulasod:


How can I get started?
Visit the site
Career / Re: What Skill I Can I Learn In 3 Months While I Wait For NYSC? by Elbizzcklinz(m): 3:59pm On Dec 09, 2018
Abdulasod:


How can I get started?
Are you in Lagos?
Romance / Re: Advice On Breast Sucking Taste by Elbizzcklinz(m): 9:05pm On Dec 08, 2018
Herodutus:
Please I need your views and experiences on this. I have this girlfriend, each time I suck her nipples, there is this taste that comes out of it. The taste of an unhealthy onion or so. And after the sucking,the taste remains in my mouth for like 30 minutes before leaving. My girl enjoys this sucking, I enjoy it too but the taste is not too good. So I want to know if this is normal.
The girl is neat, and I know the taste is not from sweat. And I dont want to tell her about this so she doesn't get uncomfortable. Has anyone experienced this before? I need your advice ASAP ,thanks.

Please advice your girlfriend to see a doctor, it is associated with instability of the hormone. It's nothing to panic.
Jobs/Vacancies / Digital Marketing Training In Lagos State, Nigeria. by Elbizzcklinz(m): 9:30pm On Nov 14, 2018
The world is changing, and technology is taking the lead. Today, everything is going digital — entertainment, health, real estate, banking and even currencies. This is, however, understandable. In Nigeria alone, 84.3% of the population is online.

With everything turning to digital, it means companies are also jumping online to market their businesses. And to survive the challenges of digital marketing, brands need to keep up with the latest trends.

Successfully reaching one’s target audience is no longer just putting out TV and print ads. These days, social media is the new arena of digital marketers, as 3.3 billion people are active social media users.

To make you keep up with the ever-changing scene, ICS Sourcing Academy is organizing a 2 days professional digital marketing training class from 27th to 28th November 2018 in Lagos.

Register now and Join the future of marketing
http://icssourcingacademy.com/digital-marketing-training/

Celebrities / Google Celebrates Late Christy Essien Igbokwe’s 58th Birthday With A Doodle. by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:29am On Nov 11, 2018
Christy Essien Igbokwe’s 58th Birthday
November 11, 2018

Born in Akwa Ibom state on this day in 1960, Christy Essien-Igbokwe was an actress and singer known as “Nigeria’s Lady of Songs.” Fluent in her native language of Ibibo, Essien-Igbokwe also spoke and sang in English, Yoruba, and Igbo giving her music a broad appeal across cultural and tribal lines.

Among her many popular releases, the inspirational record “Seun Rere” became a rallying cry within Nigeria.

“My childhood was very challenging,” she once recalled. “I used to have a brother who was a soldier then. He was always on transfer owing to the nature of his job.” Orphaned at an early age, Essien-Igbokwe’s love of music inspired her to persevere. “I didn’t know I could sing until I found myself doing so,” the great artist recalled of her experience being caught up in the spirit of music. “I was like an abandoned child, my condition made me discover myself.”

From humble beginnings to singing in clubs, she landed an appearance on a televised talent show, which led to a role on the popular TV show The New Masquerade. Essien-Igbokwe released her first record, Freedom, at age 17 and never looked back. Her 1981 album Ever Liked My Person became a smash hit. In 1987 the Akwa-Ibom artist recorded a song, “Akwa Ibom Mmi,” which became an anthem of pride for those sharing her heritage.

Using her fame to highlight social issues, she appeared in the Hollywood films Flesh and Blood and Scars of Womanhood, which addressed the abuse of women and children.

In 1981 Essien-Igbokwe helped establish the Performing Musicians Association of Nigeria with renowned artists King Sunny Adé and Sonny Okosun, becoming the organization’s first female president in 1996. She was also a staunch supporter and advocate for the Performing and Mechanical Rights Society, often donating her own royalties to health and education programs benefiting women and children as well as the handicapped.

Using the same music that uplifted her to uplift her people, Essien-Igbokwe would go on to perform at 2009’s Inspire Africa Benefit Concert and received many awards in her lifetime in recognition of her contributions as an artist and humanitarian.

Happy Birthday, Christy Essien-Igbokwe!

Webmasters / How Important Is A Website For Your Business... by Elbizzcklinz(m): 4:03pm On Nov 06, 2018
Today, having a company website is as crucial as having a shop, office or telephone number.
Research has found that 6/10 customers expect brands to have content online about their business.

Why wait any longer when your customers are looking for you!

Your potential customers can find out about you and any of your products online. If you get most of your business through networking and personal connections, then they will want to check out your website.

If you own or operate a business which hasn't taken that step into the online world.
A visit to this link would keep you wondering why you have not done it earlier
https://www.icsoutsourcing.com/digital-solutions/

Jobs/Vacancies / Recruitment For Professional Artisans In Lagos. by Elbizzcklinz(m): 3:50pm On Nov 06, 2018
We are currently recruiting professional artisans for permanent staff positions.
The ideal candidates must be ready to work on major projects for residential estates and corporate organizations in the Ikoyi/Lekki/Victoria Island/Ajah axis.

Minimum educational qualification: OND

The ideal candidate must have:

Collaborative Skills
Problem-Solving and Analytical Skills
Good Listening Skills
Strong Communication Skills

Successful candidates get training in:
Negotiation
Customer Service
Excellent Trouble-Shooting
Work Ethics.

Salary is very attractive with excellent working conditions.
To apply, send your CV/Resume to info@smoothrepairs.com
Or visit www.smoothrepairs.com.
Closing date: 30th November, 2018.

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Car Talk / GPS Car Tracking Devices by Elbizzcklinz(m): 9:19pm On Nov 05, 2018
Most of us think GPS is only for navigation. However, using various GPS-based devices and apps, you can utilise this technology to locate things as well as people. But using GPS tracking devices, you can track everything that's important important to you. Which includes finding stolen vehicles.

The Smoothtracker App is exclusively meant to track details of your vehicles in real time as well as parking notification, over-speeding alarm, mileages details and 24-hours location history.

You can set a geofence so that if your vehicle travels out of the authorized area, you will be notified.
There is also a built-in battery that lets the device track location up to three hours even if the vehicle is not powered on.

After the first year, the annual subscription is 18,000 naira just to keep your car safe. As affordable as it is compared to spending heavily to buy another car after the previous car theft incidence.

Don't you think that it's a wise choice to secure your asset worth millions?

Visit this link to learn more www.smoothtrackerng.com/plans

Jobs/Vacancies / ICS Outsourcing Massive Job Creation Opportunity by Elbizzcklinz(m): 5:04pm On Nov 01, 2018
ICS Outsourcing formerly ICSL is currently seeking interested educated individuals both male and female with excellent communication skills who are willing to work for themselves as entrepreneurs capable of not only managing businesses but growing such businesses as well. Our business is quite straightforward and our mode of operation is quite simple really. We will provide the necessary tools for the dispatch partners to work as well create an enabling environment for them to thrive. We have 2 main business models we will be operating.



Retail:

Delivery solutions for single items/low volumes usually sent by individuals, MSMEs, SMEs etc.

Enterprise: Last mile solutions for businesses with large volume such as online retailers, courier companies, large organizations, etc

In terms of remuneration, they will earn 70% of whatever they make while working, while our client company gets 30% (after all necessary deductions to cover management fees and franchise fees have been deducted) if they are operating in retail, while those in enterprise will earn 55% — 60% while our client company takes 40% — 45% (depending on the volume of transactions).



Even though individuals who can ride a motorcycle are our preferred choice, we are willing to take on individuals who can not ride but exhibit positive traits such as dedication, determination and enthusiasm. We are willing to train such people on how to ride and manage the business.


Requirements:

Education

OND and above

Age

20-40

Gender

Male or Female

Location
Lagos

Skills

-Ability to manage a business without supervision
-A good communication skill
-Interest in riding

Click here to register http://www.icsoutsourcing.com/sales/sales_reg.php

Romance / Re: She Has A Very Big Yansh But Tiny Chest & Wont Allow Me Touch Her Breast by Elbizzcklinz(m): 6:50am On Oct 18, 2018
Gboy101:
she has a very big yansh but a small tiny breast I would describe as flat chest just like a guy. and wont allow me touch her breast. I haven't seen her unclothedness yet or had sex with her. just only smooching and romance countless of times because she won't show up at my program for sex. she should be clocking 30.

I have pressed and smooched her big yansh and curve waist with lap. each time i'm taking my hand to her breast she either rush my hand or just jump and she keep warning me not to go there. I really don't know why she won't allow me?is it because the breast is tiny and flat? she use to sit on my lap and my erected dick kicking her fat ass with no problem. I can affirm that I have touch every part of her body except her breast. if I insists to touch the breast it will spoil the scene and her mood. she told me not to go there , it just like the tail of a Snake. I need to know from girls here if she is possessed and the breast is where her power is.
Lemme ask, is this girls name something like Diana?
Travel / Re: My Experience While Using Google Earth For The First Time. (PHOTOS) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 6:38am On Oct 02, 2018
TechCapon:
TechCapon



No street view was available in almost the whole North Eastern region, too bad. Lagos is the only city in Nigeria with at least 60% coverage on Google earth. I navigated my way through Lagos and was surprised to discover that Lagos is very overrated especially Ikoyi. I was thinking I will see something similar to Dubai. No street view of Banana Island was available, reason best known to Google. Abuja and Port Harcourt has very limited coverage on Google Earth, this guys should hire me let me do the coverage for them. Bored with Nigeria wahala I flew to California…

America



Arriving in California, I was jumping excitedly from street to street like spiderman, I’m sure in real life I would be arrested for loitering. I entered Silicon Valley, everywhere looks so neat, cars are well parked, beautiful flowers, trees, just like heaven. The roads are superb. Then I flew to New Jersey, pot holes on some of the streets, dirty electrical wires everywhere on electric poles like cobwebs. I was amazed that they have such things in USA. A whole America, probably their own NEPA will also be disconnecting wire too grin grin



Final thoughts.

The fact that Nigeria has a very limited coverage on Google Earth, less than 5% is a big shame in this era where smartphones with camera is everywhere. I really commend Lagos, even Ikorodu and other Ghetto in Lagos has full street view coverage. It can be a source of employment to the youth to just go round major cities and take pictures of the streets and send to Google. I didn’t know Ghana is so beautiful until now, Capetown South Africa is like heaven, no wonder our Nigerian brothers there don’t like coming home, Lol. Google Earth has a search option where you’ll just enter the name of the street and voom, Google will fly you straight to that street anywhere in the world. I encourage everyone to use Google Earth, it’s a lovely experience. You don’t need to have visa to visit that city you’ve always wanted to visit.

SOURCE:https://techcapon.com/my-experience-after-using-google-earth-for-the-first-time/

WATCH VIDEO HERE


I'm Google local street guide, we've been helping to get various pictures to Google as well make sure that location are actually correct on Google.

To become one is not difficult.
Hit me up and I will share with you.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Will Never Apply For A Federal Government Job Again Without Strong Connection by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:13am On Sep 29, 2018
Basalt:
Those of you who did FRSC physical screening at 82 division Enugu will agree with me that applying for federal government jobs without knowing anyone at the helm of affairs is a WASTE OF RESOURCES, WASTE OF ENERGY AND WASTE OF TIME.

In the entire country, 4600 people will be employed and the possition I applied for is officer cadre and from a reliable source, only 400 people will be taken for that position.

Now let's do a little mathematics.
In my screening center alone, we were over 4000 BSc holders that applied for officer cadre.

Remember 400 is needed in the entire country for the position of officer cadre.
400/37 is approximately 11


It means that only 11 people out of over 4000 applicants will be chosen from Enugu state.

Out of the 11 people, how many politicians have slots? But let assume its strictly based on merit.
11/4000 x 100 = 0.275%
Which means anyone that applied stands a 0.275% cry chance of getting the job and 99.725% chance of not getting the job. cry

My question is now, why wasting money buying white shoes, white shorts and polo and spending on transport and food when you know your chances of getting the job is just 0.275%?

I will never ever ever apply for anything federal government job again unless I have a strong connection I rather channel that energy, time and Resources in something productive.
I also implore jobless graduates to start something that brings money, atleast from there you grow higher and higher while waiting for your dream job because indeed these people (politicians) don't mean well for the youths in this country


You're right I've a slot but I don't like Road works.So I had to reject the slot. I love what I'm doing. Good luck to you guys.
Romance / Re: How A UK-Based Man Proposed To His Makeup Artist Girlfriend In Lagos (Photos) by Elbizzcklinz(m): 8:32pm On Sep 25, 2018
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Very ugly looking couple

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lost Between This Choices by Elbizzcklinz(m): 6:49pm On Sep 22, 2018
ayamprecious:





tell him he z not wise. rank ko ranking ni... which stupid respect!!!

instead of him to remain where he is and keep improving career wise, he wants to stay on the road.

OK

I met the person in charge of FRSC won't mention the state, and I saw how young boiz where working as slaves in her farm, yes farm, they go to her house and they work for her. she told me straight to the face that is how they have to work after which they wear their uniform and go back to their duty post.

something is legally wrong with ur friend


lastly let him do his wish only to regret later
Seriously... Then something needs to be done.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lost Between This Choices by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:36am On Sep 22, 2018
@op please can you move this thread to frontpage for more advice. Thank you.
@uboma
@davide470)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lost Between This Choices by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:28am On Sep 22, 2018
ayamprecious:



read this

https/www.nairaland.com/4746927/how-resigned-55000-job-self?

You're right, I read some good points their about the pension and gratuity. Though one hardly gets that.

But this company my friend works with comes with a pension fund account.

And dividend paid every six months because he's a full staff. Including the HMO care.
The company pays for lunch monthly plus monthly provisions package.
This guy saves up 100,000 every month.

His company is not far from his house.
He lives in the best area in Lagos
If he saves 100k three times, he can afford to pay his house rent in a year.

With all this
I don't know what else he wants...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lost Between This Choices by Elbizzcklinz(m): 7:14am On Sep 22, 2018
ayamprecious:



yes. my landlord retired as an air force
but to pay NEPA bills na wahala. do u think been in the military z a state affair

I've talked to this guy, he keeps saying that there's more respect being a Federal road safety Corp Marshall.

He dream about being promoted to higher rank.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lost Between This Choices by Elbizzcklinz(m): 10:29pm On Sep 21, 2018
ayamprecious:


yes. You are thinking that after the 35yrs, he will have the pension.

how many people do u hear collect their pension as at when due. change your mindset. he can work in a private sector, save and invest because he will be paid as at when due and he will have the opportunity to invest. instead of waiting for sept salary in Dec





Nice points, but I also need more concrete points to convince this guy.

But do you think Federal government owes workers salary like state government ?

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