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SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Advises Neymar To Quit Barcelona FC by Elcuba: 1:03pm On Jul 24, 2017
Vutseck:
if he ply his trade in England the same fate that befalls pogba will visit him
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He is not pogba!
PoliticsRe: Men Of God Have Become Lovers Of Worldly Materials And Wealth- Dino Melaye by Elcuba: 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2017
See who's talking.

Yeye man!
Christianity EtcRe: Men Kneel Down To Welcome Apostle Johnson Suleman In Umuahia (Photos) by Elcuba: 1:01pm On Jul 24, 2017
Nothing new . He likes them bending down.
Doggy style!
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Blasts Lady Who Asked Him His Source Of Wealth In New Childhood Beef, by Elcuba: 10:41am On Jul 24, 2017
LifeIsGuhd:
She asked just a simple question and he flared up!

Wire wire... we know them grin
Lmao!
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Blasts Lady Who Asked Him His Source Of Wealth In New Childhood Beef, by Elcuba: 10:40am On Jul 24, 2017
Hmmm!

He didn't make any sense.
PropertiesRe: A Dangerous Trend I've Observed In Filling Stations by Elcuba: 8:37am On Jul 24, 2017
GMBuhari:
Mr personal person


Event center still make sense , wetin me no understand na why filling stations go dey get bar or dey sell alcohol


No be just alcohol o , na chilled Alcohol , wey be say , you put am inside car from Ibadan go Lagos , the drink go still get ice


Shooo , na wetin happen sef ?


one area on outskirts of Lag, i don buy best there , the thing cold die so tay na my co workers dey ginger me make i enter 180 for that road wey no bam

same thing for IB ,


same for Akoda , Ede , that filling station dey always get something we col weh weh
And what's wrong in filling station selling alcohol?
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Elcuba: 9:33pm On Jul 23, 2017
odysey:
I'm yet to read the article but you know Aliens are real and Zeus and the 'others' lived on Earth during the era of the Watchers. The lost city of Atlantis is speculated to around the Bermuda triangle and that it did exist.

Another theory says the Canaanites were Alien (tho I'm not so sure) one of the reasons they were 'wiped out'

Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Elcuba: 9:32pm On Jul 23, 2017
luminouz:
Lmaoooooooooo!!!!!
U like DAT galaxy story abi....I have been a bit disinterested in continuing the story coz of bloggers n their pathetic stealing of original stories....
But I am writing a novel on it now.....it should be out next year.....
Wish me luck hommie! grin
Good luck gangster!
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Elcuba: 2:26pm On Jul 23, 2017
odysey:
until you ve asked people in Ekiti or gone to visit that area don't say its fiction
Still doesn't change the fact that luminouz is a good fictional writer. I have read his story before. You can do that too.

https://www.nairaland.com/3819366/alien-galaxy-war
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Elcuba: 10:09am On Jul 23, 2017
luminouz:
Thanks Elcuba..... grin
Ur too cynical though!!! grin
But is all good
Respect sir!
Christianity EtcRe: Should We Miss Church Because Of A Heavy Rainfall. by Elcuba: 9:15am On Jul 23, 2017
You will go to hell if you miss church because of rain.

John 3 vs 16

Thou shall not miss church because of rain!

undecided angry
Christianity EtcRe: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by Elcuba: 9:11am On Jul 23, 2017
luminouz:
MY SUPERNATURAL EXPERIENCE PART 6
THE CONCLUSION


Hey FAM! Its been a pleasure on the thread to share my experience with u folks about supernatural occurrences I had while growing up n d one for tonight happened when I was around 15..a budding man....a Lotta other weird stuff happened after about 2 years ago but i would like to keep them as souvenirs for my future family(if I ever get married, my kids n grandkids)....
This event occured in Ado-Ekiti,Ekiti State to be precise at Unity secondary school , Federal polytechnic road,Ado...My 2nd bro was invited for an entrance exam into JSS 1 n my parents told me to accompany him(kinda moral support). We got there n nothing pretty much happened till they were called in to sit for d exam. Once they were in....I figured another 2-3 hours should be enough for us to conclude the whole brouhaha n get our asses back home. The school was on break n apart from d staffs conducting d exam n d security,the place was pretty much deserted.... I decide to stroll around n see d student quarters ( my immediate younger bro qas in JSS 3 in dat same school,so I knew where d hostels are)....
I got there n pretty much everywhere was deserted n I decided to explore further.... I have always have an adventurous nature to explore nature n stuffs like DAT( I once climbed a mountain far from our house all in d name of camping/hitchhiking/daring do.I came back very late dat night n i saw hell on DAT mountain but d joy of d journey made it worthwhile for me) so I quickly set off past d hostels to explore some abandoned buildings I saw in d distance,some close by n others farther in d Bush.... I explored the 1st 2 without any incident, just saw a Lotta rats n debris everywhere.... I set off farther into d Bush n left d hostel area far behind.....I reached a broken down structure sat had clearly seen better days n entered n DAT was when my MOJO meter went haywire. I noticed at once the eerie quiet DAT reigned in dat building...not bird calls..no insect chirps....no sound of life. I went further inside n sat down to feel d AURA of d place ( I do this sometimes when I get to a place to have a feel of d place). Then they came out one by one....spirits of d dead inhabiting d place...I haven't seen any ghost since I was 13....n it seemed d trend continued coz I couldn't see these ones..but I could FEEL them, n more than DAT I could WEIGH their intent( in terms of their power factor n their good/bad nature). I felt d most powerful in d place,an old male who harbours mildly acidic intent n great sorrow, others are mostly kids coz I feel their young n diminished auras n in terms of intent, they were just very curious. From d thick layers of dust everywhere I figured it was a long time ago since anyone ventured inside. I didn't look back n more than 10 came close to me with the leader in front.. It was crazy but I could feel each individual presence as they gathered... I lost my fear of d dead ages ago so I wasn't scared of them..I took some breaths n said..' I know u are there but I can't see u' n immediately I said dat I felt anger from d leader a millisecond before a great gush of wind buffeted d structure, clanging metal pipes,slming windows n d funny thing is d wind came in whistling like it had a mind of it's own. Of course it was an attempt to scare me n d effect was dramatic ( enough to get an unsuspecting soul howling n yelling s fvck outta there not not ME). My next response was simple. I went into paroxysms of laughter(crazy right?) ,I mean great guffaws of mirth dat had me bent double( my laughter is d booming type..really from d belly) n I said ' I am not afraid of u n I am not afraid of death' n stood up n looked back. A feeling of surprise watched over me from d ghosts n instantly d wind died down n I smiled again n sat down.Nlanders one by one I felt those ghosts sit down with me..by d side n at my back( like i said before the 1st rule is never show fear..it marks u as prey n empowers d predator...i knew dat since i was 5).How long I stayed there I never knew(no watches on me). But after a while I stood up n exited d structure n moved further into d bush..I should have turned back but d adventurous spirit in me egged me on...Those spirits followed me out of curiosity. I trekked till I got to a well n I was instantly drenched in d most foulest odor I have ever encountered... The spirits following me ran back(they feared whatever came out of dat well). Dat smell was pervaded dat area n again I noticed DAT no bird or insect or animal existed around dat vicinity. The smelly ghost/demon which I couldn't see had others with him, some kids n matured minds whose auras were cold, so I figured some dead souls by drowning occupied dat well n at d order of their master d smelly demon , they trick other people into datt well to drown ( my bro later told me of several unexplained drownings of students in dat well). I smiled n walked over to d well n looked inside seeing only d dark depths of d well...couldn't hear any water sounds... I was about to turn back for home when I suddenly noticed a path farther into d Bush dat I didn't notice before.... I followed that path n d smelly demon followed reeking of glee... I took dat path only for a few yards only to turn back n see dat d path behind me had closed up( no fvcking bushpath no nothing only d cackling demon). I knew I had 2 choices ....give in to fear n be preyed upon or see dat path to it's conclusion... I chose d later( fear was no option for me). I walked for God knows how long before I came to a Grove of dark coloured trees...
I was getting close to d grove when I felt legions of unspeakable evil watching from d trees above,each of my steps being measured with evil intent( I kinda have a feeling of how condemned prisoners going to be hanged must have felt) n all d while d path behind kept disappearing... But I never showed fear but kept moving forward...I got to d grove n I came to d biggest,blackest tree there....
Think of d most quiet place u have ever been,d cleanest n yet d most populated(with unseen demons) n u can have an idea of how I felt! The oldest tree was black from trunk to d leaves (like it was burnt but though it refused to die,yet it never healed). No birds or insects or squirrels or whatever life form existed there. I felt d tree looking at me or should I say d demon in d tree( they seemed intertwined or glued together) n d pure evil intent it has towards me....i tasted bile in my throat n a feeling like an urge to feast/tear n suck blood/flesh crashed over me .i looked at d tree,put on my best smile n walked straight up to d tree n raised my voice n said ' I know ur there even though I can't see u...but u won't hurt me...u can't hurt me( an image of fire flashed through my mind) because I dont fear U....I don't fear death.... But death FEARS ME! U have a visitor not a prey....n if u are done staring.....open a path home for me...its getting late.... Instantly black smoke started pouring outta d tree like it was smoking.... I burst out laughing again( yeah am.crazy I know) n said louder this time... 'I DON'T FEAR DEATH...DEATH FEARS ME.. NOW LET ME GO'
A silence like d dead enveloped d clearing n d black smoke withdrew into d tree trunk....all eyes were on dat tree ( to gauge its next step as a leader). I counted 5 seconds n turned around....n THERE opened a path home for me...... Leaving dat Grove was hard as hell coz eyes were on my back throughout n I know looking back would be fatal...as I was going...I noticed DAT dusk was already falling n darkness was setting in...I was tempted to increase my pace but I checked it( my confidence had to be iron clad). D smelly demon followed me back n when I got to d outlying buildings d 1st set of ghosts came out n I sensed sharp surprise from d leader ( he thought I was a goner).... But its people or hommie or clan followed me back to d hostel n stood there staring while I walked away( darkness was closing in fast)...
By d time I got to d exam hall..I discovered it was almost 7pm( how I lost track of time baffled me till this day.. Dat Grove did something to d time frame dat quickened it).... My bro sat with d gatemen n was worried sick about me....when those guys saw me n I told them where I was coming from..one of them bent down n threw sand on my body to confirm if am still alive...I won't forget d look of abject terror in their eyes as they followed my progress to d bus stop

Mom was almost outta her mind when I got home n I made up some stuff but my bro told mum I went missing n when she heard where I went to.....her plate of food dropped to d floor n she seized me immediately....n shook me like a doll asking questions like...'what ur name...ur dad's..ur mum's.....when were u born' n when I answered correctly she gave me a dirty slap saying where I went to was a dead end n no one ever comes back. Apparently.. Before d high school was there, a teacher training institute was on those grounds n she said she lost a lotta friends to a so called nameless bloodthirsty entity who snatched them away...none ever returned n.no bones or bodies were ever recovered....d school has to be transferred when d death toll was too high...n d high school dat came after was situated at a different location to avoid such losses....
She looked at me n said sometimes u scare me u know....it's like ur even alien sef? If not dat u look like ur dad eh i for call u alien....I grinned at her n we started laughing n dat was how my nickname ALIEN was born

In retrospect.. What I did was very silly..I put my life n my brother's in danger n I shudder to think what would have happened If I hadn't come back.....u wont be reading this story now n I would be part of those Grove legions serving dat entity...

So to everyone who thirsts to know how to summon demons,how to get power from them or talk to ghosts on this thread n such....u have no fvcking idea what ur dealing with....I felt a being with no regard for life,no empathy,no love,no hate,no remorse...all it wants is to eat ur soul n add u to its collection.....how d fcvk do u summon dat n CONTROL it........I decided to be more careful n watch out against such adventurous recklessness... I don't fear d afterlife or demons or ghosts..but I sure as hell don't n would NEVER go looking for their trouble....

U SHOULD TOO.....


THE END.....

CcPlatinumventure, SurestG, hill111, Brown14, shiitposter,sexybbstar, victornezzar ,Iamharkinwaley,aniekpeno,fatymore,khaliyah,humeeh...
You watch too much horror movies!

You are a good fictional writer though. Keep it up.
CrimeRe: Man Who Hypnotised His Girlfriend For Ritual Caught & Stripped Unclad (Photos) by Elcuba: 8:26pm On Jul 18, 2017
Why not use him for the rituals instead.
CelebritiesRe: Feed Your Daughter This - Kemi Olunloyo Drags Seyi Law And His Daughter Again by Elcuba: 8:23pm On Jul 18, 2017
StarPlayer:
Lol

On the contrary, I think the baby is beginning to actually loose weight. From that picture, she is not as fat as she used to be, it's only her cheeks that is still chubby. If not for pride, Seyi law should be thanking aunty kemi for her advices because he is definitely following it codedly.
Exactly!
CelebritiesRe: Feed Your Daughter This - Kemi Olunloyo Drags Seyi Law And His Daughter Again by Elcuba: 8:22pm On Jul 18, 2017
Nikita1:
Kemi, I know you are on NL, just read this.


I think you should face Seyi only! Leave the innocent cutie baby out of this! Have you lost your senses to the DV you suffered in your marriage? Do you have any mother instinct at all in you? This baby is too innocent cry, she did not deserve some portions of your werey display. You are too old for this childish act madam werey.
I can't be the wife of Seyi and still keep quiet on this! Impossicant!
I will make sure you wake up at night to cry with whatever I will dig up for you.

I agree with Seyi, your mother should have accepted placenta instead of you.

You are a disgrace to us, we Yorubas reject you and your cursed life!
On top wetin sef?
All she said was that seyi should give his baby healthy food. undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Independent, Don't Depend On A Man by Elcuba: 9:15am On Jul 18, 2017
Benita27:
Nice one.
She has a career.
Okay
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Is Hot I Swear by Elcuba: 9:12am On Jul 18, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
This is when ur village catch a goggle malformed like ur head...hahahahaha...

It only show that ur really trying hard the wrong way U washed up oily skin Mitch!...
Look at this witless morôn grin

 Go away granma!
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode To Contest For PDP National Chairman Position by Elcuba: 8:38am On Jul 18, 2017
Jimmy agbaje better.
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Independent, Don't Depend On A Man by Elcuba: 8:33am On Jul 18, 2017
Asorockqueen:
hmmm she said it
She is an hypocrite.
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Is Hot I Swear by Elcuba: 8:31am On Jul 18, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Well, as a matter of fact...IDGAF abt ur gutter biitch, mitch... grin

Now, wash ur face seriously..too much sebum on ur large pores and thats really disgusting.

Old age is troubling you. You don't give a fuccck and you are here typing nonsense with your wrinkled fingers. This must be a result of menopause.
Get the fuucck out of here and go eat some noodles with frogs grin

Putang ina!
RomanceRe: Ladies Be Independent, Don't Depend On A Man by Elcuba: 8:23am On Jul 18, 2017
Asorockqueen:
some women choose to follow men and some choose to follow dreams, If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you it doesn't love you anymore- Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga said that?

After banging and sucking dicks to get to the top.

Interesting!
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Is Hot I Swear by Elcuba: 8:15am On Jul 18, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
LOL!

this wack azz oily face MF has a balls to hide in his alt to diss me?


Abeeg, wash ur face with L'oreal for oily skin coz i can fry some plaintain on yo face...YUCK!

And if u wanna diss ...use ur main grandpa!
Mummy!
How is your cougar life? No matter what you say, that girl is younger, fresher and hotter than you.
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Is Hot I Swear by Elcuba: 7:49am On Jul 18, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

When ur phone is cheap and can't even show ur girl's face but can show ur oily face very clear lipsrsealed
Well granma, the girl in the picture is younger and hotter than you.

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