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CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Attacks Pastor Adeboye Again,spark New Arguments by ElDaIllest(m): 1:56am On Nov 15, 2017
gabinogem:
Time always wash away obscurity... The age of enlightenment has come to stay & shall as well leave in time.
I love evolutionists,thier theories makes more sense to me.Can't agree any more better.
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:52am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
Yeah bro!!!!! Used to be like dar years back!!!! So serious n perfectionistic.....till I died n came back!!!!
Nowhuh I just try to do my best.
After all....am only alien!!!! cheesy
Preach!
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Is A Sex Addict by ElDaIllest(m): 1:51am On Nov 15, 2017
Ishilove:
Hahahah! Nairaland enh cheesy
My fair lady,I shall put on sack cloth and weep for seasons to come and days therein.For I have not set my eyes on thee but my heart trusteth that from the beauty of thine words and deeds I have fallen helplessly like a blind fellow.Just say something mellow to my aggrieved soul that I may depart in peace.
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:41am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
Lol!!!
What she did to d Op was worse... I coulda ignored but I was bored so....

So long u feel better bro.....quote anyone u feel like... Depression is bad n needs to die quickly!!!! cheesy
hahaha felt like s#!t but I'm better now just that I took things too serious and kept trying to stick to a script too stifly,over analytical and self critical.Saw how mundane everything was and thank God I didn't finish what I had in mind.Came to realise that life is a fu<king game bro and the most intelligent,rich or beautiful are not the happiest and most successful.YOLO!
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:33am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
U dey mind d mumu!!!!!
Dissing another geh on her wedding day
Biatch is pained no one came along to pay her bride price!!!!
Had to go back and read her comment,the geh was raw,some people just use this internet to anonymously get at others.shameful :-/
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:27am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
I am feeling bored.... Lemme write u a sobriquet!!!!
Here lies a little biatch.....u got fvcked n died like one
Harsh! I wonder how best to get this b!tche$ attention when over bored,bashing them or typing some thing nice.Ever since I suffered depression I felt better talking with someone,anybody...so I typically quote any tom,dick and harry and some be catching feelings grin
RomanceRe: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ElDaIllest(m): 1:22am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
Ermmmm.....those dudes need to lower their sugar intake n believe sex is of d mind!!!! grin
Insightful friend.
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:20am On Nov 15, 2017
teresafaith:
Its obviously obvious you're trying to explain your situation to me, but you know what, I DON'T CARE
Why don't you care? If you don't you wouldn't actually say it but you did,so it's reverse psychology.Sigmund Freud was right after all.
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:18am On Nov 15, 2017
teresafaith:
Its obviously obvious you're trying to explain your situation to me, but you know what, I DON'T CARE
RomanceRe: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ElDaIllest(m): 1:12am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
Guide ko...
Guider ni...like in MMM!!?
Its natural....once ur in the mood....thousands of years of recombinant mating DNA sequences take over n all u need is time to perfect ur techniques!
So what happened to the dudes they rain insults on? Do thier DNA need debugging? grin
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 1:08am On Nov 15, 2017
luminouz:
Nice!!! Iamj is coming for u!!! grin
Oooh! I'm scared,tell me more! grin
PoliticsRe: Court Freezes N350m Traced To Patience Jonathan by ElDaIllest(m): 1:06am On Nov 15, 2017
seguno2:
The more reason I pity southerners zoning 2019 presidency to the north if Buhari doesn’t contest.
Shameful.
We should be pushing for restructuring from all fronts.
The Northern divide and conquer strategy is really working for them and I don't think it's ending anytime soon.The Southerners who think we are different should take a trip to the North and know how many ethnic groups that co-habits there.They have mastered the peace act of co-existence that a typical southerner thinks that anyone for the North is simply "awusa".Lol
RomanceRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Twin Sisters Getting Married Same Day by ElDaIllest(m): 1:00am On Nov 15, 2017
Ceccylia:
Hmmm....I dey suspect u.
Me sef dey suspect you. grin.Your face come bright pass naija future grin
PoliticsRe: Court Freezes N350m Traced To Patience Jonathan by ElDaIllest(m): 12:55am On Nov 15, 2017
seguno2:
No problem with this.
But why is Miriam Abacha enjoying her own loot?
What of Turai Yar’Adua?
Is their apartheid in Nigeria?
Are southerners condemned to be slaves forever in their own country?
We have to restructure the country asap.
Selected justice,quite pitiable my friend,quite pitiable.
RomanceRe: Are You A 30 Seconds Man? by ElDaIllest(m): 12:53am On Nov 15, 2017
Ladies like you scare the hell out of male virgins like us.How can you explain to an experienced girl that it's your first time and let her guide you through it? shocked
EducationRe: 10 Things That Happen During Maths Exam by ElDaIllest(m): 12:43am On Nov 15, 2017
GloriaNinja:
I HATE MATH.
J You're not the only one,a greater part of the world population does too honey. wink
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 12:28am On Nov 15, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Im all good...what storm? I dont take NL shii personally... wink
I think it was way beyond NL here but I won't discuss it, I might not even mention you again cos your insecure boy things I want to snatch you from him.Just keep your head up sha and WALK ON WATER! wink
RomanceRe: How Cheap Are Girls Around You ? by ElDaIllest(m): 12:18am On Nov 15, 2017
Ginaz:
Believe it or not, there are good girls. Now bye!
I believe you but not just that.It's safe to say you're a good girl too cos I expected you to throw tantrums on me but you replied politely unlike most female folks here.Disieike!
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 12:14am On Nov 15, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

Best Wishes..
See who is back! grin,how was it? going through all that $#it storm for the past few days? grin
RomanceRe: My Wedding In Pictures by ElDaIllest(m): 12:11am On Nov 15, 2017
Why is your other half looking like he's high on codeine in the 8th selfie? lipsrsealed .Happy married life to you both BTW,may heaven shower blessings on your new home.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed.. Should I Quit Or Remain In This Kind Of Relationship by ElDaIllest(m): 12:05am On Nov 15, 2017
One of the main themes of this write up and it's multiple pages long of discussion is if she's truly a virgin.What's so special about being a virgin I'm yet to grasp?.
Music/RadioRe: Efe – I Love You (Video) by ElDaIllest(m): 11:59pm On Nov 14, 2017
Rotji:
Why all the hating?! ��

Am very sure all these people calling this song trash can not even compose or sing a simple tune fulani boys dey sing for bush to control cows. Mtschw
He's a singer/rapper for a reason.As an entertainer,one of the major spices in your career is critisms,it paves way for improvement.Unless you sing in your closet and not for commercial purposes then you're not liable to critisms.
RomanceRe: How Cheap Are Girls Around You ? by ElDaIllest(m): 11:51pm On Nov 14, 2017
Ginaz:
Websurfer the girl you engaged you found out she was cheap... as cheap as a cube of sugar? What nigga? Finding the truth too hard and bitter to swallow?

Sit down and take the heartbreak in peace instead of running your mouth like 5days menstrual flow.

I'm pissed! Rubbish! I just lost the little respect I have of you.

Cos you had a bad experience with a cheap ex doesn't mean you should rub it off on the good ones.
Are you the good one? abegi make I hear word.
RomanceRe: Advice Needed.. Should I Quit Or Remain In This Kind Of Relationship by ElDaIllest(m): 11:29pm On Nov 14, 2017
ariklawani:
No matter the amount u scatter around me to tempt me ,You will meet ur moni.....becareful of her.thief dey her face.only if u can talk over it with her.
You said? lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Sex by ElDaIllest(m): 11:27pm On Nov 14, 2017
hakymworld1:
Hmm, sometimes i wonder who is to be blamed. If it didnt happen, how will i be to the opposite sex. Well its all about moving on. Can u share the qoura link to me pls. Maybe it can help
Just google "Quora",it's a question and answer forum like yahoo and reddit.Goodluck!
RomanceRe: Girlfriend Is A Sex Addict by ElDaIllest(m): 10:26pm On Nov 14, 2017
Ishilove:
I hear ya smiley
So this is it? after months cum years of admiring from afar,hatching my thoughts and perfecting my plans to come out of the closet,the gods decided to punish me by viewing this thread and the soup of my ego,jealousy and insecurity reacted repugnantly and spilled over when I see my crush supposely crushing on another dude,oh dear me! Mi Lady,it is I...the lord from the noble houses who proclaimed and praised thy fairness from behind the curtains fort nights ago.My heart aches and my soul bleeds, behold! I'd have had oxens,bullocks and cattles slaughtered in thy name and at thy beckon,our feast would have been comemorated for a thousand years,Da Vinci would have made thy portrait and make it sit at the grandest spot in the courtyard,our sons and daughters would have blossomed like olives around our table but nay I ride home dejectly to annouce to my father that my fair maiden has been snatched from my bossoms.Oh bother!oh bother!
FamilyRe: Egyptian Woman Divorces After 2 Weeks Of Marriage, Husband Does All The Chores by ElDaIllest(m): 9:21pm On Nov 14, 2017
Ishilove:
See nonsense o
Arhhh! wink
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Sex by ElDaIllest(m): 5:46pm On Nov 14, 2017
hakymworld1:
@5 with a teenager, i was cute to her.she was a next door neighbour. She gave me cowgirl styles without counts. Tinz fell apart when we move to our new home. Ever since then i became a masturbato.r. I have 4given her though, but at the moment am battling with how to have interest in women. Masturbation has turned me to a misogynist. At 23 for now, still single and searching. I was a victim of circumstance as my teenage age were filled with her thoughts, i masturbated 2ru out my teenage age.
I know guys like that,it's normal,just that you don't seem to fit in the present society.I had issues on my own till I consulted experts on Quora that broke everything down for me,just that you need to make money so a beautiful girl can do the masturbating for you grin,you might be single but won't be searching bro. grin
RomanceRe: At What Age Did You Have Sex by ElDaIllest(m): 5:39pm On Nov 14, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
♤ Never had.

[color=#F5A215]♤ Only blôwjobs[/color]
Guy who be Rachelhuh
RomanceRe: Christiano Ronaldo Impregnates Funke Akindele by ElDaIllest(m): 5:30pm On Nov 14, 2017
makydebbie:
Maky will rather get pregnant for a dog so you can have him.
Imma dawg dear,lemme plant my seed in you,so I can jet you off to Malay,so I am my wife and kid can have 3 different citizenship. grin.Interesting!
RomanceRe: Christiano Ronaldo Impregnates Funke Akindele by ElDaIllest(m): 5:22pm On Nov 14, 2017
I love Ishilove...I certainly don't know the person behind that moniker but someone should epp me tell her that her writing turns me on.Straight up truth! angry
CelebritiesRe: Yung6ix: 'I Can't Copy Wizkid, I'll Rather Teach Him' by ElDaIllest(m): 4:57pm On Nov 14, 2017
Unless na hussle,im go teach am grin

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