ISHILOVE you are derailing this thread again!

Is there something you are not getting from the right source? I cannot give you such... I only owe you a cursory glance because you're human...nothing more.

lefulefu:
i dont know which is the league he's talking about but i agree dat u should be happy to have a nympho.tell me which man no wan be with a nymph...that is if u get d energy to satisfy her .anyway no matter how high her sex drive be,a lady can never surpass a man in ze oza room.

Look at you. I pray you jam a lady wey go fit send wey go fit send you go six feet in da other room

Ishilove:

He's crushing but doesn't know how to go about it, so he has resorted to this very old school format

Wow just wow... Grandiosity.

tosyne2much:
[/b] Look at you. I pray you jam a lady wey go fit send wey go fit send you go six feet in da other room

Don't mind lefulefu.

NgcoboP:
[s]ISHILOVE you are derailing this thread again!

Is there something you are not getting from the right source? I cannot give you such... I only owe you a cursory glance because you're human...nothing more.[/s]

Blah blah blah! Get it off your chest, bub!

Ishilove:

Blah blah blah! Get it off your chest, bub!

Ok I will do you a favour... What do you want from me?

tosyne2much:
[/b] Look at you. I pray you jam a lady wey go fit send wey go fit send you go six feet in da other room

na how she wan send me six feet under with jus phucking .

NgcoboP:

Ok I will do you a favour... What do you want from me?

I should be asking you. You're the one who can't pass a day online without mentioning my username

*wink wink*

Ishilove:

I should be asking you. You're the one who can't pass a day online without mentioning my username

*wink wink*

When you are ready let me know what you really want..... Mind you that offer lapses by 11 PM today.

NgcoboP:

When you are ready let me know what you really want..... Mind you that offer lapses by 11 PM today.

Yeah, right

Ishilove:

He's crushing but doesn't know how to go about it, so he has resorted to this very old school format

NgcoboP ,if u like her now na ur chance o.just toast her.

Ishilove:

Yeah, right

Make good use of the opportunity

NgcoboP:

Make good use of the opportunity

I hear ya

Ishilove:

I hear ya

So this is it? after months cum years of admiring from afar,hatching my thoughts and perfecting my plans to come out of the closet,the gods decided to punish me by viewing this thread and the soup of my ego,jealousy and insecurity reacted repugnantly and spilled over when I see my crush supposely crushing on another dude,oh dear me! Mi Lady,it is I...the lord from the noble houses who proclaimed and praised thy fairness from behind the curtains fort nights ago.My heart aches and my soul bleeds, behold! I'd have had oxens,bullocks and cattles slaughtered in thy name and at thy beckon,our feast would have been comemorated for a thousand years,Da Vinci would have made thy portrait and make it sit at the grandest spot in the courtyard,our sons and daughters would have blossomed like olives around our table but nay I ride home dejectly to annouce to my father that my fair maiden has been snatched from my bossoms.Oh bother!oh bother!

ElDaIllest:
So this is it? after months cum years of admiring from afar,hatching my thoughts and perfecting my plans to come out of the closet,the gods decided to punish me by viewing this thread and the soup of my ego,jealousy and insecurity reacted repugnantly and spilled over when I see my crush supposely crushing on another dude,oh dear me! Mi Lady,it is I...the lord from the noble houses who proclaimed and praised thy fairness from behind the curtains fort nights ago.My heart aches and my soul bleeds, behold! I'd have had oxens,bullocks and cattles slaughtered in thy name and at thy beckon,our feast would have been comemorated for a thousand years,Da Vinci would have made thy portrait and make it sit at the grandest spot in the courtyard,our sons and daughters would have blossomed like olives around our table but nay I ride home dejectly to annouce to my father that my fair maiden has been snatched from my bossoms.Oh bother!oh bother!

Hahahah! Nairaland enh

Ishilove:

Hahahah! Nairaland enh

My fair lady,I shall put on sack cloth and weep for seasons to come and days therein.For I have not set my eyes on thee but my heart trusteth that from the beauty of thine words and deeds I have fallen helplessly like a blind fellow.Just say something mellow to my aggrieved soul that I may depart in peace.

ElDaIllest:
My fair lady,I shall put on sack cloth and weep for seasons to come and days therein.For I have not set my eyes on thee but my heart trusteth that from the beauty of thine words and deeds I have fallen helplessly like a blind fellow.Just say something mellow to my aggrieved soul that I may depart in peace.

Something mellow.

There, i've said it

Ishilove:

Something mellow.

There, i've said it

Oh my lady,thou art a rare talent in playing with words but not today,my skin turns pale as ash as my heart have been shattered,my blood runs cold as the northern brooks in winter.A jilted noble deserves much more than those sly witiful words thine hands have penned.I demand something better in the name of the Lord!

ElDaIllest:
Oh my lady,thou art a rare talent in playing with words but not today,my skin turns pale as ash as my heart have been shattered,my blood runs cold as the northern brooks in winter.A jilted noble deserves much more than those sly witiful words thine hands have penned.I demand something better in the name of the Lord!

Something better in the name of the Lord!!

I've said it

Ishilove:

Something better in the name of the Lord!!

I've said it

Oh my mouth turns sour and my face squeezed in pain and disappointment.My lady,I must leave before the rooster crows to the walls in the North.As I kiss thine hand and bask in your aura for the last time,knowing I have loved and lost.Cupids should be more careful with his arrows next time.Bye fairest of them all,i must set forth.Adios!

Stop making me miss GOT jare!!!

All this literature students making Shakespeare sexy....


Kwantinue

If she is real, understand her. She's been thru hell n back. Support her n be there for her....everythin is not necessarily about sex...

Ishilove:

Something better in the name of the Lord!!

I've said it

Na you someborri dey torture like this?


Intellectual comprehension skills.... Babu... He no know...

rex444:
If she is real, understand her. She's been thru hell n back. Support her n be there for her....everythin is not necessarily about sex...

Hmmm and when the drought season comes?

ElDaIllest:
So this is it? after months cum years of admiring from afar,hatching my thoughts and perfecting my plans to come out of the closet,the gods decided to punish me by viewing this thread and the soup of my ego,jealousy and insecurity reacted repugnantly and spilled over when I see my crush supposely crushing on another dude,oh dear me! Mi Lady,it is I...the lord from the noble houses who proclaimed and praised thy fairness from behind the curtains fort nights ago.My heart aches and my soul bleeds, behold! I'd have had oxens,bullocks and cattles slaughtered in thy name and at thy beckon,our feast would have been comemorated for a thousand years,Da Vinci would have made thy portrait and make it sit at the grandest spot in the courtyard,our sons and daughters would have blossomed like olives around our table but nay I ride home dejectly to annouce to my father that my fair maiden has been snatched from my bossoms.Oh bother!oh bother!

Pretend to be me.....and you might just have her.... But then you'd be a fake copy of me.

NgcoboP:


Pretend to be me.....and you might just have her.... But then you'd be a fake copy of me.

Even if I wanted to take your proposal,you have already blown it...if what you're saying is true,you'd have mentioned me on another thread if not send me a PM but you humourosly want to glorify the fact that she's lusting after you which I strongly doubt now.

And the ones that havent always carry the spirit of God around.., must you always show that you are from the village?

Blazing8:
Guy, don't be a fool... People like that carry wrong spirits around them and once you sleep with them that's all... Your life would become like a replay of their experience..

Barzinime:
And the ones that havent always carry the spirit of God around.., must you always show that you are from the village?

Hahaha

NgcoboP:

Hmmm and when the drought season comes?

wait till u get to that bridge...u must not always plan ahead for everything