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noordean:
Lolzz....
i mean a Real eleha!!

oyana...hope say na soji eleha!.
Doz type we fit shake body if dj ring alarm.....
Lest i forget........who's gonna be our dj??

johndanny:
Yes Boss.. Just hope enof highness go de

i forsee u getting drunk tonight...but hey!, no one would drive u home exept ur madame fit drive.

johndanny:
I no get madam o.. Dem no de gree stay say I too handsome...lolz.... Any single lady in house?...

different strokes for different folks.in as much as some ladies do not preffer to having a 'too handsome' boo, but hey!, i know of some ladies that sets suave as a benchmark for considering a guy proposal.

noordean:
lolzz....dnt mind im! e knw say many of us na e-single.
i go suprise im sha, na eleha i go bring cum.

Looooooool, eleha bawo alfa.
Dont tell me you are tryna disguise a guy to look like an eleha.

Ehm ehm 14 years!!!!!!

johndanny:
So we wey no get boo na how we go do...make we no come or we go de house de watch movies abi?

oga me quit pretending....i read ur record......i know u hold a master in woomanology!.

Dont come late....party starts 8;30pm today.

tolustx:
ehnehn...u for jst say u wan disgrace us. Simple! God dey sha o. Electronzeez!!! Diaris God.

disgrace my strong men ke?..i dnt even mention zenopee..lol.

Bro, check around the thread....i have been noticing some angel flying around to pick someone. Only if u wave @ dem, they'd be fast coming to ur spot.

There is still much hours to get urself one....keep to the time and dont come late.....good luck bro.

sojas:
Soso
Uniport
Engr
Team Batch A

Uniport has started pre mobilzing for Batch A. I just submitted my Success letter and Admission letter and they gave me a form to fill. Which I have gladly done and submitted.

Ready to go. Missed out on Batch C due to my own fault, My dept thought I was still owing academically, So they ommited my name. But I have sorted that now. I am ready to fly like a bird. Any Unique babe in da house. just show ur pretty face. You know how we do it?

Alaska peeps!!!! Where u owt??
My Aluu Peeps!!! Where u owt??
Choba peeps!!! Show yur godamn face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We gonna rock n roll in this place. Another way to say am loyal ohhhhhhhhhhhh

one of those energizer...welcome bro.

johndanny:
How 2day go be na?

bro, na same normal day oh.....but this house get party for club dis night sha.....shey u go show face?.
NB; come with ur madame.

We r my niqqa?, hey its friday....we r going to the club house.
Come with ur boo to avoid embarassment

simple philosophy; ko gboge wa, kole gboge lo.

Cc @tolustx,noordean,sheyman4phy,naijadeltaboi,richybanky,analystshariff, dparagon,ladokuntlad and et d rest.

johndanny:
Good morning House, hope u Guys slept well...

sure...morning sir.

chidexSmokey:
Of all people,it's Electronzeez you will send?if I catch you ehn,Zenopee will be affected.hahahaha

this is the kind of neighbour we'v chose to live with dear. God pass dem.......zenopee warn ur madame rusa, chidexsmokey is just respecting my abscence she'd have dealt with her.

chidexSmokey:
My dear,we bless God.
Rili,the house is dull today..Electronzeez did not even show face.sweetie hope no problem?

hello deary, i'm back.....everything de go kulele, it's just one d busy days..........hope u dint miss me dhat much?.

Good morning sunshine, good morning et all.

ladokuntlad:
knock knock at the door.
Baby come and open d door ur honey is bak home.
Hope d amala is already at d dining? And mai favourite ewedu spiced wit panla, ponmor, ede and inkan inu eran.


God bless my moda everyday.


Pinkie: The way to d heart of a man is...

Ebm house am coming bak, me and dining wanna fight...

34%

via is stomach.....

Chidexsmokey has been spoiling me with nice igbo meal......i hardly remember how ewedu tasted since we e-married. This is d first time i'm remembering home.

Chidex is working.........ladokuntlad don gimee small weed oh....hehehe

Analystshariff:
Nop! Its FCE kontagora nt minna.

omo mehn!!....he be like say ur state na stone throw to my state oh.
Abi no be niger he happen?

chidexSmokey:
They aint killing you dear.they r only confirming that the money spent for ur education wasn't in vain..now that they know,pls switch to the language evri1 understands.

na because of u ohhh*wink*.
As if i even sabi d grammar tolustx accuse me of and u know chidex....when u see ur tribes men, u greet dem in ur language.....and thats exactly what i'v been doing.no be say i de use my cult lang everytime na.
What really matter to me is dhat chidex understand woh i'm saying...hehehehehe

how work jare sweeri?...m hungry here...quickly get me something to eat please may be then i'd start spikin in latin.

Ktwice:
Name: Ayoade Kolade. Ui - Statistics . Iseyin Camp in oyo state on point come March next year.

nysc DG must hear dis!

pinkiepetite:
well at least for d first tym u said sth I can undastd

ur own case de court.....na hebrew me and u take de yan yesterday baa...Lol.

richybanky:
@bolded, Its not a crime bt remember dat dey are material scientists (which am one of dem), physicists, chemists, zoologists, botanists, mathematicians, geologists, biochemists, sociologists, micro biologists, economists etc in d house.. So if all of us should keep writing in our fields dis house would be boring more dan d way u tink, my suggestion is dat we should just use normal English/Pidgin lang which all of us are used to, tru dat d house will be lively more dan d way every one tink, so let's keep to dat.. Tanx in advance.
Shalom

richy too gan suprise me sha....d only time we i de use doz word na when i wan greet EE guys na.....no be say na wetin i even de yan everyday be dt gan.....no p sha!.

Me just enjoy to de greet my electrical confrata dt way ne.....u go observe say i nede caryam folow tolustx gan talk again.

pinkiepetite:
I doubt you will. coz u stil doing. y intimidating us?

geez!! U guys should cut me some slack.is it a crime to use electrical jargons?.
Chidexsmokey dem wan gather kill ur hubby here oh.

tolustx:
surely, u wil. And obviously, u ve started.lol

oh God!......phantom mode activated

tolustx:
hey guy. One day, u wil jst observe dat people aint replying u anymore, either by sms,whatsapp,bbm,email,NL,etc. Even 2go. Reason is dat all dis ur big BIG grammar are potent enuf to demodulate a signal off d carrier signal b4 d signal actually gets to d intended receiver. Thereby, getting lost in space. When dat tym comes, don't be surprised.
Engr Amos. U welcom. I rep #EEEOAU #Conquistadors

haba, point out the grammar in my lexicon if any. Abeit, even if u are transmiting your signal vestigially, i could still demodulate the audio-visual meaning of it.

Thanks a bunch.....i'd heed to that.

50calibre:
Some of these guys are freaking ugly, wtf?

Look at this one, he's pouting like a woman, he thinks making stup*id faces makes him sexy hahahaha

https://www.nairaland.com/danishdavy

Looooooool. 50pistorous u just shot someone.hahahahahaha.

He is not that bad bro.

amosade30:
lols...r u an Elect elect engr also? If yes, wch sku?

my electrical colloquial should affirm to you i'm an EE chap.my sobriquet also flags it. kwara state polytechnic is my alma-mater.

Welcome bro!!.

amosade30:
Elect Elect engrn,FuTa....is dia a bbm grp for ds thread? If none,I suggest we create one..wassup house...

IEEE citizen, i greet thee !.
@tolustx here comes an inductor, we already have with us capacitor and thyristor.

I tele-see us building a circuit before heading to camp......@more electrical component coming on board soon.

tolustx:
*frowns and in very deep voice* Oga. Wetin happen now. Stay ur lane o. Soogbo

yes siiiiiiiiiiirrrrrr!!....Loooool

DamiEsan:
#flips weave, hello.
Mistaken identity

Looooool, like seriously when i planned quoting u, i couldn't see a gender tag to your cognomen.never knew i was talking to a madamemoselle....
I'm sorry ma'am.

tolustx:
U welcom 2 d club sweetheart. How was ur nyt.

Loooooooooooool
gud a.m

ladokuntlad:
yes oo.
And i must b dia before 7:20
u knw all dis private dey get skunskun

omo aye ni bobo yii sha....where u de rep for lag gan?. All this ya terms no be ordinary *ekobreed* de talk am.
Morning bro....have a nice day ahead.

DamiEsan:
bonjour people...
bonjour to all e-lovers and e-singles.
Im feeling y'all.
#team commenting once in a while.
Nice day to all the pretty ladies and handsome bobos.

itroway cap for u mister francaise. How is ur madamemoselle?.
D' accord?

sheyman4phy:
*blows whistle loud* morning e-family,hope the night was good?

morning to the gallantry vigillante man. My night was great, same goes for chidexsmokey.
We had a lot of 'bedminton' game so it was fun all through.....i no say na here some ppl go read leave d rest.

Chidex woke up early today...i watched her catwork untill she fade to the little brightness at dawn. As for me i'm d manager of my job, i can only be queried my d C.E.O; ceo seez me like his brother!

Do have a blissfull day e-family.

ladokuntlad:
heysssssss vigilante come resume duty ooo.
Omor olorun wan go slip.

Make sure say no thuef trespass dis creeb oo.
@electronics i giv unaa gbosaa for being dia for we freshers.
@chidexsnokey i salute una d vice-SuG presi for here. I say thnk u for takin goood care of our electronics/electronzees

@canopy abi zenope i appreciate ur unrelenles effort in achieving ur goal kuddos

@rosa i dey gidigba for unaa bak ooo.
If ee fail c14 we no fit fail A15 bt as ur e-boo don talk say na B15.. Well wu am i to talk.

Ehm @boda tolu, i lov yaa swag and ur dimple is so simple. U always come into d group wit acidic coments. More of it.

@sista rmfunky since una don upgrade go workin class make we wey dey find God's rye too push up.. Amen to dat

BODA NOORDEAN no shaken, weda d devil likes it or not A15 is for us.

Ehm ehm ehm,

kai dis weed don too mucj shaa

And last bt nt d least mai newly undisputed inestimable Pinkiepetite am abt going to bed now.
I wil put us in special prayers.

Kai gbana no good for body oo.
My eyes fon close bt mai hands ar stil typing.

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House Odaro

mind u it's electronzeez not electronzeeS.....and it's chidexsmokey not chidexsNokey.

Dream of pinkie bro!.......to d vigillante group abeg if dem kidnap everybody make sure my chidex is safe else...........

pinkiepetite:
I love dis guy! *covers face* electonzeez,pls pretend u didn't see dis. ....odaro

i read it all, no deciev my sure guy ohh. I'm glad u love em!