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zenopee:
Rusa babe remember 1 tin Zeez claims he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ a seasoned professional @ mending hearts wit soldering iron. Bt me I my b a novice, bt I will go anywhere nd any length 2 c dt ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mended...Remember I painstakingly went all d way down to Japan 2 purchase d super adhesive I used 2 mend ϔ☺Ůȑ heart! I will do anytn 4u babe, I will go any length 2 ensure dt U are happy nd ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mended permanently cos U are precious nd priceless nd U shud b treated thus. I alone understand d dynamics.
By d way I mended only 1heart, ϔ☺Ůȑ precious heart which I did wit a g8t deal of pain cos d process itsef was very delicate wit so many technicalities involved...Nd 4me dts d final juncture. Will neva mend any other heart cos I feel a whole lot different nd fulfiled dt I successly mended d 1 heart I had 2 go tru a lot of pain 2 fix.

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looooool....this is why i remain a proffessional. I got her heart fixed with the available resources around me in nanoseconds...thats is meritrocracy and being innovative.

You*** travel miles to get her heart fixed while you so much understand she is in pain....that is what i call mediocrity .

zenopee:
Rusa remember chidexsmokey dis e-loved him here ystada, nd ever since he I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ bn so desperate 2 win ϔ☺Ůȑ attention, digging stories nd autobiographies. Don't let his desperation push in2 make a wrong choice. Lest U have regrets latter...Bt Zenopee will always b dere 4u @ all tyms 2 monitor d progress of ϔ☺Ůȑ heart nd ensure it I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ in full shape. ϔ☺Ůȑ heart I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ very precious, U deserve d very best nd U deserve me; am d best option 4u cos am d alternative 2 d status quo.

oh! this niqqa sounds ridiculous. So you actually string this shabby reasons against me to change rusa's stance towards me han!

If u think this utter of fli flam would win u rusa's heart think again.
And of what bussiness is chidexsmokey brouhaha with me yours??. Chidex delibrately locked me all through the night, i searched all through the non-clement night for someone i could lean on but it's crystal clear rusa's shoulder is the only one available that time.....get this man, chidex sent me packing i never did . So drop that charge against me.
Did i read you saying you are the best man for her??.....lOool. Is that a form of begging or compromising?? C'mon bro...,man up.

noordean:
jst lemme knw wen u r ready 2 make d announcement. Nw dat av bin gven d power 2 dcide 4 rusa, d two of u(zenopee and electronzeez) shuld du d needful wen u stil av time 2 do so.hop u both undastand mi beta??,u cn pm mi 4 beta dscussion. Rusa...waitin to hear soon 4rm u..

Loooooool, i'm not ready to buy my e-love with money sir. If you think i deserve it just pronounce me.
Rusa herself testified she likes me....so what's d further hitch sir?

Remember i stand with you when u got banned.....and so what?, yeah!....i aint saying you should be bias with your pronouncement, i'm just reminding you.

Regards!!

Rusa:
Yeaaaaaaaaa, i fit still choose dis guy ooo. Cos i dey feel say Electronzeez fit dis e-love me as soon as chidexsmokey open door for him. #stillthinking

think well baby!!...

Rusa:
Errmmmm..., dat guy oyibo self too much, but who am i to complain, afterall na him mend my heart well well.
Electronzeez, u know say i still like u small na.., wait make google answer me finish. U fit lucky ooooo

i know u like me very much!.....Looooool

Rusa:
Decision making in progress., 70% loading..
Zenopee winning, Electronzeez winnERing.
Hahhahahahahahaah, LWKMD

baby i'v sacrifised so much to be dissapointed.

zenopee:
Lolz. Badt guy...I will unfollow dem all, 4d sake of Rusa.

noordean would be my witness just incase u earaze all evidence.
Escape to no where niqqa....u r bussssssted!!!

zenopee:
Na wa ooo c me c wahala!!! Allow Rusa 2 decide nao. All dose I myt b following are by d way, bt Rusa redefines it all, she I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ different, she stands out nd she's exceptional. Nd my well standing pedigree will b used 2 prove 2 her dt I will b e-here 4 @ all tyms, Neva tkn her newly mended heart 4 a ride. In fact I will emblazon her name wit gold on d sky, so dt d whole can c wat she means, nd dt I am for ril...Lol funny dude, digging my autobiography, sha wait make she decide. By d way am stl armed wit my Bible nd Quran.

lie lie lies from the pit of hell.
Rusa that is the same method he used to blackmail those ladies he is following...u had better not fall a victim dear.

noordean:
lwkmd! Zenopee shey ds na true?? *make i go check hs profile*

He won't be able to refute my charges against em.....that's a pure arresting statement.

Lemme imagine what zenopee would do***

starts unfollowing all the ladies on his profile....hehehehehe. Emi zeez mo badt gan..Loool.

zenopee:
Lols. Don't worry Rusa will decide who I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ ryt 4 her. She's got d final say.

rusa, a call to notice, check zenopee profile and see for yourself the numbers of ladies he is following.....his woman wrappering skill is one in town. He omits that in his so-called autobiography hoping to have an upper edge, bu what!..busted!...lol

he is only interested in having u as a e-side chik,i'm sure u dont want that....electronzeez ll d way baby!.

zenopee:
Nao uv defined it beta...dts gonna make it beta 4 Rusa. Mind U my number skill I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ mending hearts (precious hearts) and all I live 4 I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ 2 c Rusa's heart permanently fixed. Am an expert in d field of emotional psychology nd heart anatomy nd physiology, nd above am an heart manager nd a grandchess master (I can coach U @ dt U knw...Lol) so Rusa nids me..Lol.

rusa, do u just listen to this man puting up fake autobiography??....he's very fluent with deciet.
in an attempt to despirately won your heart, he chose to write me down....i'm done here d decision is for u rusa...choose wisely!

zenopee:
She's already made d decision bro. Don't worry She's soon gonna mk it formal...after all we don't Jega 2 announce dis.

make what formal!! Huh!, m done talking shi.t with u, where is d fVking gun.i'm gonna shoot dis niqqa trying to snatch what belongs to me.

zenopee:
Y not rent myn, I got a special one I bought frm Shekau. Lol.

someone wants to get shot. I hope i won't be accused of homicide.

zenopee:
I sure knew it will come 2 dis. Bt remember I promised I will always b dere nd e-here 4 U. *e-hug* *e-kisses*...Lol.

@naijadeltaboi i would like to rent that gun you bought et shoprite...........hehehehehe

tolustx:
Thanks man.
Thanks chidexsmokey and Richybanky too. It is well. Electronzeez. I c u too. Mo ti de.

bro welcome...i'd second u heed to zenopee advise.
For me, my electrical skills is my number 1 job and the second one is that i coach those who are willing to learn chess.

ebrahyym:
Hi....just to greet my family membrs f dis great house,
oga noordean ,
zenopee congrants 4 winnin d e-heart of queen Rusa , after electronzeez failure.
Nigerdeltaboi
richybanky
rmfunky nd all dose monikers i dnt mention. Hail u ol 4 making dis thread lively & kept ur disapp aside, soon march wil show 4 u guys. I salute all. Cheers

mister, on whos order do u pronounce zenopee rusa's e-boo?.

The last i time checked, she is still making a decision....welcome bro!.

zenopee:
Alomo ke! Haram! Don't worry by dt tym I will b harmed wit my Bible nd Quran so dt d decision eventually turns in my favour...Sunday I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ bn ril bro. Preparing 4 a BUSY EVENING got some WORK 2 do.

rusa, @ capital u know it means.....hehehehehe, handsup my friend.

zenopee:
Sitdown dere deh talk abt ϔ☺Ůȑ professional competency...wit all ϔ☺Ůȑ competency U cudnt fix up her heart, it came apart after U used fake led. I had 2 refix d heart wit d super adhesive I bought for a fortune all d way 4RM Japan. Imagine d Aba made soldering led U used couldn't even flux!!!

Looooool busted!....you keep on echoing the word aba as if u live there.lol.
Anyways she is african, a nigeria in case you forget. She'd appreciate what is produce in her own soil.

Wake up bro, this africa not asia

zenopee:
U got a choice. Consult google sharp sharp jez typ d names Zenopee nd Electronzeez, c d results nd who I̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ got d pedigree 2 maintain d present status of ϔ☺Ůȑ heart, havn bn fixed by me...Lol...Till den me I will patiently, sitting on d alcove gazing at d moon nd d stars till U make ϔ☺Ůȑ final decisions.

are u still with the bottle of alomo or whatever u have in ur hand the previous time.
You will need it when she finally takes her decision...lOooool, how is sunday bro?

zenopee:
Professional 4 where!!! U sound so amateurish in d art of mending hearts. Am an expert by d way...Lol. Am a super heart fixer.

you just shot urself, not in ur leg but in ur head.

She recognised proffessionalism aback our proposal in mending her heart and that is why she gave no second thought with my competency.

How do u intend to glue that heart together by the way?. You want to get credit for a job finished by me?.

Kevzino:
Never a dull moment in this house. Happy Sunday my people.

same here bro...where he de happen. Shey make i invite all come ur side ne?

Rusa:
Ermm ermm, make i consult google first, i dey come ooooo

google the right thing!.

Rusa:
No vex sweet. Electronzeez no too try for me jare. *E-hug*

stop the fake hug *wink*. I was suprised u allow for his string of lies to have u bemused completely.

C'mon u know we can settle dis na!.

zenopee:
U mean a dhp...wit dt fake soldering led weh U buy 4 Aba abi...Lol

oh!...i don't do 'haba'.
I'm a proffessional remember.....you sound despirate...Looool.

zenopee:
Tnk God I still deh here. I was abt trading d adhesive 4a large bottle, of Odeku 2 console mysef. Imagine travelling all d way 2 Japan just 2 get a Super adhesive 2 stick ϔ☺Ůȑ heart 2geda, nd zeez came in 2 do d job using an inferior led...Well I still got d adhesive here, oya come 2 daddy let me stick dt heart in2 permanently.

rusa, do not listen to em. He has got no skill in doing what he claim to d best.you remember how i did explain everything in details??.

Zenopee or electronzeez rusa?, choose wisely.

Nigerdeltaboi:
mehn i havn't slept for two nights now ,make i go sleep before i begin sleep for church tomorrow Goodnight guys

what have u been doing all the nights??....taking shift from shekau??....i remember you calling em your hit man.

Wishing you a blissfull sunday ahead and a funky dream, if u add rm thats ur concern...Loooooool.
Chidex lock me outside...finally renting a space et rusa's apartment.

Rusa:
?? Zenopee is cuming

no he is not....are u that bored *wink*

noordean:
na yoruba pple dy say; if road no dey front again,na u-turn w go make. W go beg chidexsmokey naani

hehehehehe....gbam!. I know she would listen to u.

zenopee:
U sure say Na original soldering led zeez use so? Make d tin no come break again ooo. Anyway sha, I will kip d super adhesive 4u, just in case. U Neva can tell...me jus deh ooo. I gentle for here.

do not underscore my mending skill.....i hold a phd in that sir....Lol

chidexSmokey:
Don't worry,you will endure.

you wouldn't like a competition chidex. You know i dont drink nor smoke, please dont turn me to a bar man...Looooooool.

Rusa:
#lookstraightandwalkaway. Abeg where Zenopee ooo? Electronzeez don do me strong tin because of chidexsmokey ooo

i do not mean to 'banky w' thee rusa, u must understand chidexsmokey is having my ring on her finger.
Btw...i did mend your heart out of my kindness.
Zenopee plz take over......hehehehe

Dparagon:
Looooooool, the two of you are just funny. Chi try and understand na

this aint a funny matter bro....i'm sweating right now!.