₦airaland Forum

kingphilip:
immediately they leave they'll include me in their next budget because them go think say I broke

Abeg quit this your i better pass my neighbour thinking .

kingphilip:
so you self forget boo wey I honorably dash you

I thought you'd take care of her than me

You de dash and you know even get one .

kingphilip:
I sure say ur state no go ever get light

When ur former governor pack the whole money

kingphilip:
u mean de kept both of them together

Electronzeez please where did he say he kept the remaining loot

For your house . effcc next busstop na your house .

kingphilip:
see who de talk

Who for they talk .

kingphilip:
zeez whining himself always

Gerrout , jew like you won't understand

Exploring the thread in a gangnam style fashion...

alex81:
yes o.

I don stop dey find people trouble. Na me gentle pass nw . Cos if u do anyhow nw u go c ... Anyhow!

boss ehn , na only DAT ID card me fancy for nysc , one scene happen wey make me respect the card .

agarawu23:
if I hear

bros dem send you , my uncle de nairaland na , oya abeg go modify your previous post .

femolala001:
I never thought that this thread will still be lively once again. Well its good sha. When i joined nairaland initially last year b4 d election.. nysc 2015A was my second room or house. I met a lot of e-friends though some later became part of my life as we see on regular ocassion. I dont really know hw to talk too much but i hope u guys understand d angle im coming from.

Long time sir ......special greetings....

alex81:
9 days 2go

btw my id card expires 2day, meaning frm 2day am on a compulsory 9days xtension.


Nysc maka y?

You are trying to tell me now that my self confidence of police can not arrest me built on nysc ID card is no more .


They should just come and collect their ID card , I can't be moving Around with an expired card .

kettykin:
I think this news is a lie, has punch newspapers joined the wailing wailers ?

Which news is a lie , do you live in Lagos ?.

agarawu23:
but having sex no scare u? Who should be scared, you or the lady you are pounding?

please don't corrupt me , I don't understand what you are saying .

birth process scare me than electricity .

to add to what the OP has already highlighted .

downloading battery saving application on your phone , if you have any battery saving apps on your phone , you have just destroy your battery .

leaving any of these on your phone, WiFi,GPS and Bluetooth switched ON for several hours .


not allowing your battery to reach the lower limit(15%,20%) before recharging .


Note : generally when you operate your phone to the extent that it gets hot , it will definetly tell on your battery .

chidexSmokey:
U funny o,shey body dey inside transformer before ?
My oga dey very fine.thnks for asking.

Sometimes my body de dey inside transformer na . You don forget ...

chidexSmokey:
Abi o.I dey Jare,how body?

Body de inside cloth , how oga @ the top na ?.

huntax:
Dude, you've got no pun in your comment. Do you really know what a pun means? I mean, for someone who's destined2win,you're supposed to be smart.

Some of us go just jam English word for nairaland , the next thing na to use am form oo , weda e rhyme or e no rhyme who cares

Ahmed4002:
Don't mind all these saddest official of NYSC.
If dem like make dem do leg count..
I don't care, I have pass Out.. you know what I mean bro

Of course I know what you meant Ahmed , I trust you are having a nice time . if nysc like let them do corps members census , those of us that have pass out already have pass out .

They won't do shiii .

Can't wait for it to end , nysc has been stopping me from doing many things .I just can't wait for 14th to come .

prissyluv:
Good morning my pple and happy new month.

Headcount issue has been brought up again and might give 2weeks sanction for those of us that were absent.

God pls ooooo

Please where did you get this Intel from ?

Right here , sometime ago, I have come to meet with great friends on this thread, I met with cool , decent , handsome ,pretty and the intelligentsia .
as time passes by , I realise some of them can not sync successfully with me , hence our friendship did not go beyond greeting each other from tele. Some I sync with but in the long run , our revelation per minute changes from the same to a different rpm, the clutch engaging and making sure we are sync became bad . among others I have met , I have had a beautiful smile like never before from one or two things they say too me . shout out to my loyalist , my niqqa and niqqress , we are surely going higher .....

tolustx:
https://i.stack.imgur.com/6vhsA.png

Tolu is always on point with the count down

tundeayo2020:
runs out of thread**

Running will not save , just pray Barce wins

tundeayo2020:
Barca gonna lose tonight
Quote me after the match

No let me vex for you o

Rusa:
Eeiya, how was kuje prison? na maximum abi minimum? Lol. Nigeria situation is tiring jare! Na one village for Imo state dey throw me go o., but thank God say e won finish now. It's being a while I heard from Zenopee fa, but I hope he is fine. How u dey?

Mehn nairaland prison is a no go zone , you can't even defend yourself when someone hit you . it is like beating a child and preventing that child from crying ...wicked !

Thank God it will soon be over , zenopee is one busy dude guess the reason for his absence here .

I am just doing fine , I can only thank God for my life . I hope you will be here to celebrate 14th ?.


Btw, where Chidexsmokey ..otojo meta fa.

Walexsammy:
i can see u've been released from kuje prison. howz dasuki?

You might need to come and verify that yourself .

kingphilip:
who tell u

I use am cover up

Cover wetin

Walexsammy:
walexsammy nd lies...jst like 5 & 6

Fixed

kingphilip:
u na born sleeper nw

You wey go carry injury for camp nko?

kingphilip:
I think the whole idea of everything is just to use a day within the length of days given from the headquarters

Sha I think ours na just yesterday because from today till 7th have been dedicated to clearance in my local govt here

See how e de talk like say e de dr

zeekleo:
hello everyone cnt wait for nysc to be over 12 days to leave bayelsa

Why the rush bro

Rusa:
Hi, Electronzeez. I have being here. Electricity is as scarce as crude oil @ my PPA even before Nigeria's power wahala. How are you doing dear? Just like yesterday, it's 13 days to POP already. miss you guys much.

Ehya, sorry for the late response , I have just been freed from nairaland kuje prison .

I remember how it all started on this thread and now we have just days to go.

If there is oil scarcity forget having light in Nigeria , most of our generating station are thermal the hydro generated ones has most of their power unit dead .but where be your Ppa wey you no get light ,I hope no be my state .

And shey you de here from zenopee?