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kingphilip:
na Electronzeez pursue me o

Him make I run before him do something to me

How I take pursue you na ?

noordean:
Boss I hail o.
Thank God we are here today

I remove my head dress sir

doublezero7:
So service would be over soon enuf!

I actually want to go back to camp! I miss everything...even that harsh Kano sun!

Picture 1: swearing in
Picture 2: first week in camp
Picture 3: 2nd week in camp
Picture 4: last week in camp (the sun roasted me..choi)

Be intimidating us with your karma camp pictures o


Me did not have enough fun sha , my cycle was hostel{sleep}>> parade ground>>mammy>>hostel{sleep} . I practically went there to sleep and laugh at different palm wine talk around . I did not attend any night , it was like I contracted sleeping sickness just immediately I arrive camp .


I enjoyed our man o war drill ,i climbed the senior war without any assistance , I felt like a commando .

tolustx:
Lmao...people believe that day say I hack nairaland or say I hack their phones. I was surprised. My fun now later turned sour when many pple joined forces to scold me on dat matter. It was funny how pple could believe that and take it serious dat day.

Looool, so i code name you 'Mr fake killer code'.

tolustx:
LoL. Boss. Na so e just be o. I happy Die dat day. How time flies.

You come de believe say you hack our account.... .
Try am now na me go ban you .

tolustx:
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Noordean
Rusa
Zenopee
Abeg nur vex say ah dey shout una name Ooº°˚˚°ºoo
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Seriously , I personally wish I know these guys deep. for real.

Analystsharrif don't know if that niqqa still exist on nairaland .

So after pop we ask oga yo*kiti to close the thread

tolustx:
[size=15]How many people remember those days that we used to do THIS STUFF[/size]

So it's almost one year we did that ? .

Salihumainasara:
yes I am o. D last guy by d left of the Last row on d pic...

Bros na wa for you o, na in front of two chik you stand put .

CFCman:
Lol. Nigeria isn't even on the list.

Check no 67

I know we can't be on that list again .

Just look at the margin between south and north Korea .

Salihumainasara:
#NDHQ A15 sendforth
#Photo Session with DG NYSC n Hon. Minister of Youth n Sports
#aGreatServiceYearItWas....
#FCTKopa

Are you in the picture ?

Nigerdeltaboi:
Police arrested u and collected ur phone,a text
message came in saying, "Abeg If you dey
come, buy one AK-47 and 4 bullets make we
take am do night things" how do you explain to
d police that ur friend meant a vodka (AK47)
and 4 energy drinks(bullets). to make matters
worse, ur friend name is Robert but u save it as
ROB-1 as contact.
What will u do to convince the police

You buy those things he code name and tell the police to send someone to deliver them on your behalf . to vindicate your self from such indictive message , buy two bullets as you call it and have them delivered to him .he is definetly going to call or text saying 'guy na just two bullet you see buy' . make sure you call him Robert when he call.


Case closed !.

Destined2win:
Love at first sight

By the time dem axe your head , you go know scores .

Destined2win:
I remember few years ago when I visited Uniben for something. That year it was a young girl that was their SUG President; In fact she couldn't help noticing me. I observed that because of me She came closer to talk with someone that was not far from me while subtly maintaining this eye contact(I have forgotten her name....AROUND 2009/2010).

Na so their girls and guys dey look me. Girls obviously looking at me out of admiration while the guys had this stern look on me.

Even my cousin who was around advised me not to think of it because not only was she the President, but I will be drawing a lot of attention to myself especially from cult boys

What gave birth to this your story , Re you trying to say she is crushing on you ?

HrmOlolade:
Uniben, lasu, Mapoly, kwara poly, offa poly, osun state poly iree, unibadan, coed esa oke, ilaropoly

Na so una take de fail , which university , you mention five poly , one coed and one university . na people like you de read over syllabus . yeye bajinotu

Explorers:
5. Mothers served meal this way then and the children will be called at the same time to pick their food. You wont even know which one to pick because those mothers will serve in same quantity. But modern mums serves in trays on dining tables.

Each rice would appear to one like pick me , pick me .
Someone like me that love food too much , I am always telling my younger brother , are you sure you can finish this plenty food ? Your stomach will burst since you are still small .he will be scared and add more to mine from his own

kingphilip:
as if u fit do anything

I don bookmark your name too , uR name don de among people wey I de treat their f*uck up.

doublezero7:
Brother, you no see how that woman dey threaten everyone with extension? Over-serious dey worry me oo!

Alaja de talk her own ni jare

Walexsammy:
womansammy? whoz the dude with such awesome nick?

Your guess is as correct as mine .

Walexsammy:
hmmmmm

Loooooooooooooooooooool

doublezero7:
Fear God na!

I av stopped wearing sunglasses joor... You can ask Ogidiolu3! And I was at Mapo for the lecture... Not for the girls!

Na you suppose fear God o, you that did not attend any lecture in camp , na dis last leg you wan serious

gbaskiboy:
Same also happened to me, a female friend gave me her phone to use since am not using browsing phone, few days later it was removed from my pocket by pickpocket I was dumbfounded totally on how to explain to the lady on how I lost the phone. I summon courage and explained to her, she told me never to worry about the phone and I should forget it. Though was grateful for her act of kindness. But each time I see this lady I felt I as if I played on her intelligence. God bears me witness

Sorry bro I just need to laugh at the bolded

mayorsweet:
Doublezero7 and baes sha...Lol...Ogidiolu3,it's been a while...

Em own better na , womansammy own is worse .

doublezero7:
See you... What are you feeling like now! You should have called my other number na!

Like ogidiolu3 rightly said , it is not our jurisdiction to disturb your hang out . do you know how I was able to see you from afar?.....

I was searching for guys with sunglass and booz I saw you of course with girls .

dan9ice:
Change is good oo. See how boys they rock Android and Windows now

Android and iOS you mean

Walexsammy:
tell him jare

Mapo hall that I storm last friday with my seven on seven kit

OgidiOlu3:
I'm good o. I saw you recently with a girl (as usual) and I didn't want to disturb you

Zoom in the pics I shared ,he was standing with a girl beside a blue car close to the security block .I could not take a clearer picture of him because I was distracted by one of my own.

Walexsammy:
ask him ooo

It is natural for him to ask that kind of question , it does not change the fact that I am a corper and you a aluminium .

Ahmed4002:
Corpers wee

Waaa !!

chidexSmokey:
Old phones memories...The Samsung I used very well was Tru-i

What now happen to the phone ? Did you dash it out ?

doublezero7:
Errm... Zeez is not a corper joor! You didn't show up in Mapo! The new ZI has your phone number!

Seeing is believing ....

After several try of your ghost number , I left the scene .
Do you still say I dint show up

OgidiOlu3:
Oh nice. How have you been bro?

Great bro, happy pop in advance.