₦airaland Forum

doublezero7:
See as Cathy dey whyne me on a beautiful sunday afternoon! Thanks for the compliments dearie!

See as u sef fine finish! Diarris God oo!

You handsome cath this is one or your usual joke when we are fourgether shey?


Daniel handssome....
Egbami

sofdoc:
Chai!

God save u say u quick come o.

Nah d last chivita I go give u now.

U b butti abi?!

All dis chivita we r shearing!

Ajo buruku ti poju egbon

Mo mobi ten lo

doublezero7:
Awwwn...I love this girl!

E- prostitute naim u be

By the way who de fight for here.....make we word am

sofdoc:
Yoruba at last!!!

Dats d zeez I know.

Paddy mii...aufar nah?!

Lol, forget o, i like to de speak yoruba pass any language,
Once i sabi say person sabi speak yoruba, i go quit english straight.

kingphilip:
for backyard or here

Tolustx get both my private and hot line, na all my email address e get.

E don send apology tire.

sofdoc:
Asin...I'm moved to tears.
I just waste time go sch. Instead make I come dey learn under electronzeez tutorship.

Shoro leso yiii

joyjoomla:
I seem nt to see my monicker there.
*u r under arrest for ignoring me* *see u in court*

Prosecution crew:
Lawyer: Erisegun
Judge: Electronzeez
Court clark: Estellar
Court polis: Kingphilip

My own judge nede collect bribe o

kingphilip:
hmmmmmm so u go visit erisegun for house because u hear say smilingjimmy no de house ba

Lol, what does that mean....

erisegun:
bet y? Y zeez eh! Wetin I buy4 ur market

U no buy anything dats why

kingphilip:
electronzeez oya roll out that him tape make him watch am

E don beg me...looooooooool

leemah4u:
shoro ni eyi ti e so yo abi isokuso

Kini isokuso be?

leemah4u:
best interest my foot, u and electronzeez come dey plan to kill my boo and u call dat my interest abeg if na play make u stop am

Do you have a boo?

Ahmed4002:
One more xonditions dey report to me on daily basis.
One more. You only recruit babes and no aptitude test.

For the guys they have to write GRe. Gmat. Etc and still pay for recruitment fees

Looooooooooooooool.

You want to employ a bimbo as a worker in my company?


I think i will make you follow the modus operandi you suggested.

Ahmed4002:
Done deal. I bring the idea and you manage every thing. I oversee the business and I fire and employ.

One more condition, you dont have the power to fire whoever i bring in.

Still deal?

Ahmed4002:
I bring the idea. I manage the MD

I be sure-p wey I go bring money

You bring the idea, i bring the money, i own 80% of the share.

Deal?

Ahmed4002:
Why loving them all

Why I no see my name


Hah, hope erisegun never open that bottle

Your black majic don spoil

Ahmed4002:
Yes now. Let's build this company electron communication

Okay good,
Bring the money i bring the idea

deal

Chidexsmokey was here.

Ahmed4002:
Amen. You go employ me as technical expert and general accountant

Na where money de u wan apply for

leemah4u:
To All A15 family, sucha wonderful family am so happy to be part of dis great family forward ever.

Electronzeez
Doublezero7
Kingphilip
Richybanky
ChidexSmokey
Sleekyonyx
Pinkiepetite
Smilingjimmy
SparkleRed
Tolustx
Sofdoc


Too many people to remember, love u all

We are greatful having you around.

sofdoc:
I don't understand all dis big English Oga mii.

Can we pls speak yoruba?

Really

sofdoc:
Like seriously?
An akokite? How am I in the dark abt all dis.
I'm enranged right now!
Dis union z not certified till electronzeez n chidexsmokey c me or any oda akokite.

EXplain that

Ahmed4002:
check it out how man go enter kitchen

I dey hungry leemah4u

i'm with you on this one, i love whatever good the kitchen produce but i hate going to the kitchen.

I still de fear hungry we go catch me for service.

sofdoc:
U can't lie my dear.
Who z zeez boo sef? She z very lucky 2 have hooked up wif Mr. Cambridge.

cc; to my role model in spoken english as far as nairaland is concern Epaul and chidexsmokey!.

sofdoc:
I tire ooo. I jez can't kip up wif dis queens English...I dey open dico, open bible join again.

you must have worded this shabby flattery in french shey?

sofdoc:
Ok...buh shey shegun fit unjazz her sha?!

Cos dat jazz z outta dis world, so tey if Ahmed4002 say make she go service in d next 3 years.
She go jez say...no p.

o dele ku olo baku, se gbigbe lo fe ni abi tutu?

Shege na ologun ika...e get juju no be small.

pinkiepetite:
oh! ok! mabinu

how far na, shey o digbo leni?

:

megawax8:
Oya, ma binu, what does it mean?

i pick that name from a novel by victor hugo. It is a name given to a hunchback in the novel notre- dame de paris. You can conveniently use the word to 'adjectize' something monsterous, hugly etc....

sofdoc:
Gud idea, we fit call erisegun 2 break his balls and kingphilip 2 use some Philip electronics to electrocute him.

Buh nah my paddy leemah4u I dey pity now...she z so in luv

wary not about leemah, i go marry her to someone else. Shegun get jax, make e no logun

pinkiepetite:
gwed lawd! must I always check a dico wen u talk?

I respect you o

u wan start with me dis evening shey?

Kontunu.

megawax8:
Errrrrm, if quasimodo means wat I think it does, then I wouldn't mind

you will mind cause it mean not what you think, think again

sofdoc:
D guy sef ehn...wetin we fit do to hin case?

jungle justice should be the best.

Lets do it this way i brake his head you take care of his leg.

megawax8:
Errrrrm, where are the match makers.


I NEED AN E-BOOOOOOOOO

And it has to be one that is sapiosexual

would you mind the 'quasimodo' type of boo?