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akoko11:
U are not alone, wen I was in school I had more 20 fine babes that cook for me, throughout my higher education I cooked just four times, d rest were done by babe. I must say I enjoyed those moments

lol,d one wey still dey pepper me na d begging aspect,I will now be like"baby pls eat nao,I help u to remove d onions and fish bones",and I can't do without onions when cooking o.I can't even beg my only brother to eat if he says he's not eating,bt mehn I dey beg dis guy tire.and hope u ended u ended up with one d ladies,cos of not I go swear for u make u no marry.

Rett0:
I'm glad you discovered reality.

I hope it wasn't already late before you realized it was an error.

my dear,just thank God it wasn't late o

chaii I don do dis nonsense b4 o.I cook for d guy sotey anytime wey him see onions or fish bone for d food him go vex talk say him no go chop,mesef go come stupidly start to dey beg like say na my hubby.chaii,I don suffer.Thank God say person dey grow up ooo

TeamSimple:
Na Ipob people..some of them wished Buhari dead...Go beyond and wait for him.

chaii,ur mumu don finally carry world cup oooo

finally,a very fine boy don join d house.

axeman2:
gospel artise at thesame time contesting as an idol which is againts the bible. when you know very well that u are not of the world. u allow the devil to knock you down sorry is your name .

I hope u also know dat its written for u to judge not,and who says going for reality shows is a sin,who do u tink gave man d initiative to come up wit reality shows just to bring out people like timi dakolo,omawumi,chidinma ekile,iyanya,praiz,mercy chinwo,yeka onka,okiemute etc.some so called Christians sha,I pity pple wey carry church for head.and pls go and check d meaning of idol and also reason well how it was used in d bible.u claim u a christian and u have d guts to speak ill of d dead.don't forget karma is a bitch,someone will also speak ill of u when u die.Aniways,Rip to d dead,I pray God should accept ur soul,I also pray for ur family u left behind,God will grant them the fortitude to bear ur loss.

Brown14:
Ordinary Ramsey Noah?

That means if u see wizkid or Davido u go go do advert 4 newspaper and radio stations

Haba,Davido and wizkid to Ramsey,u sef lack respect.which kind comparison be dat.wizkid and davidoam just so disappointed

pls Aunty April,just came across dis thread today so am a junior student.pls aunty just tell me d colour of foundation,powder and colours of concealers for highlighting and contouring am to use.my skin is chocolate and my skin type is combination skin.tanx for ur tutorial

I will keep rating dis lady 10/10.Wit all d beauty,money and fame her marriage is still intact,no shaking.If mercy Johnson can be like dis,I will rate her 100/101 cos I too love her

RIP

CaptainBomb:
I have been to the hospital today to see my sister and know what step to take. With heavy heart i am writing

this message because on getting to the hospital today i saw a different thing which has not been there before..

I think the only help my sister needs now is divine intervention because it has gotten to a very critical

stage.
When i got to the hospital today, i saw my sister Legs Swollen which is not like that before. I think her

kidney has damaged because according to what her husband told me..he told me that test shows that she has a

liver problem .. i google few things about liver failure and what i read is quite different from what her

husband told me.. When i got there this morning, i look at my sister eyes and it was very yellow, All her feet

and legs have swollen up, she couldnt talk very well , she couldnt breath very well... according to what i read

on Google : ----> Signs of Kidney Failure
a reduced amount of urine.
swelling of your legs, ankles, and feet from retention of fluids caused by the failure of your kidneys to

eliminate water waste.
unexplained shortness of breath.
excessive drowsiness or fatigue.
persistent nausea.
confusion.
pain or pressure in your chest.
seizures.

This same Kidney failure is what killed my mum sister about 6 years ago

I dont think she will survive it because this are the signs i see in my Aunt before she passed out.. She died in my presence.. i am the only one that was with her the day she passed out. Dear Nairalanders i dont think the donations is neccesary again because i am suspecting that it is cancer that spread to those organs , The mistake we did was that we didnt do the BOIPSY before her husband went ahead to remove the lump in her breast.. It is now that the condition is getting worse that doctor give us a form to do a BIOPSY Scan/Test .. Her Tummy has swollen up.. I am not wishing my sister to die but the way i see things i dont think she will survive the illness except God Intervene in this case .

I really Thank everyone that support me and my sister .. I wrote a note and told her to hold it so that i can snap her with the note for her too to show appreciation. Thank you very much. May God not let any of you encounter this kind of thing.

see some pictures after the message

I think my sister is already Gone..

op,almost shed tears when I saw dis ur post.Op,where is ur faith,is der anytin difficult for God to do,pray for a miracle and have faith.Pray angrily to God,say that prayer that will shake heaven,pls stop saying negative tins.

sod09:
Wool is a thread like cotton
Attachments or weavon are somone else's hair.... Seems her brain is on hibernating mode

Is wool not attachment,abi is it not attached to d hair nii.

@op,its well.Nothing will happen yo ur sis in Jesus Name AMEN

pls who was evicted,I hope efe wasn't evicted?

Viccisimua:
REST IN PEACE DEAR MOTHER... I WAS LUCKY TO ESCAPE DEATH BUT LOST MA BABY YEARS AGO... STILL BELIEVING GOD FOR RESTORATION. UNFORTUNATELY SOCIETY HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW I BATTLED WITH DEATH... SAME PPLE THAT CALLED ME MAMA TWINS DURING PREGNANCY NOW CALL ME HORRIBLE NAMES... VERY WICKED WORLD.

Don't worry,its well.At least u proved to them DAT u not barren and fruitless,u are fruitful.Don't forget Hannah in d bible,use her as a point of contact when praying,u see dat name MAMA TWINS will bounce back,cos those who mock will celebrate wit u in Nine month time.Just pray and have Faith.Start buying your kids wear because your case is already settled.

Abegi some1 should update me if d fight happen o,but if kemi no go,na real bastard she be.she don too worry dese female celebs and now she don see person wey get her time now

ehie:
Fulani scum,u are of no use to anyone,you don't create,or contribute you font even pay tax,you only leech,parasitic scum,bastards,why do u operate in the cover of darkness your end is nigh. Bastards genocidal idiots

But e reach dis level naa,see as just rush dey insult am like say u carry am for mind

Op,pls u have wasted enough time,don't bother saying u want to write to Vc or dean or whosoever, abeg 4 years no be moi moi.ur letter might not even get to d vc,get a lawyer DAT will handle everything for u,sue d school,sue d nonsense hod,to think that u believed u sharing d same matric no wit anoda person from anoda dept,pls how possible is DAT.Get ur jamb admission letter,even d nysc call up letter and give dem to ur lawyer,let him take up d case from u.Don't think u have any problem cos if u do,u wouldn't have been able to do ur clearance successfully and u wouldn't have bin cleared for nysc.Intact,they have to pay u for damages.But,wait o wat have u been doin in DAT four yrs,u should have taken legal action since naa.Pls,don't forget to always pray regulary, some is wrong some where,pray and fast while ur lawyer is handling d issue

Op,pls u have wasted enough time,don't bother saying u want to write to Vc or dean or whosoever, abeg 4 years no be moi moi.ur letter might not even get to d vc,get a lawyer DAT will handle everything for u,sue d school,sue d nonsense hod,to think that u believed u sharing d same matric no wit anoda person from anoda dept,pls how possible is DAT.Get ur jamb admission letter,even d nysc call up letter and give dem to ur lawyer,let him take up d case from u.Don't think u have any problem cos if u do,u wouldn't have been able to do ur clearance successfully and u wouldn't have bin cleared for nysc.Intact,they have to pay u for damages.But,wait o wat have u been doin in DAT four yrs,u should have taken legal action since naa.

calebify1:
Reg no not Matric number.

bross abeg,wetin be matrix no,wetin be reg no cos I no understand u o

@op,dis lady died since first or sec week of jan,even if u are to post it here,it should that period she died not now DAT she has even bin buried,at least for her FAM sake,I will even advise pple should stop posting on her Fbuk wall.RIP to d beautiful VERA

Expecting a goal from Diegoal Goalsta today

my own na to turn back if I see dis kind queue,I no dey patience at all.In my,federal polytechnic Nekede,na just 2 banks der,mehn u go fear queue naa esp if na only one bank dey pay BT d queue is not every time o.op,try dey go Nekede go withdraw naa,d two schools no far from eachoda,just #50 tp from obinze,or u go to town sef,cos atimes I go to town

my own na to turn back if I see dis kind queue,I no dey patience at all.In my,federal polytechnic Nekede,na just 2 banks der,mehn u go fear queue naa esp if na only one bank dey pay BT d queue is not every time o.op,try dey go Nekede go withdraw naa,d two schools no far from eachoda,just #50 tp from obinze.

For all of u calling her an olosho,am so disappointed,d way some Nigerian guys reason a times baffles me.U can't judge a book by its cover,whatever way she chooses to dress in no one's business.Kemi or whatsoever u pple call her is truly an old witch cos I see no reason why she will want to pull down celebs young enough to be her children.If she wants fame,let her try sometin new and creative,not by tarnishing d names of celebs.Whether Angela slept wit jammeh or not shouldn't be anyone's business,its her life and her pussy.Its annoying a times when people don't mind deir business.Na fyn celebs for industries she dey always face now,From venita to Angela,na jealousy go kill am.Her life is so cocked up,let her take it easy abeg.

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CHELSEA ALL DA WAY,Diegoal goalsta in back

pls who knows when this stream2 will start

I woke yesterday afternoon only for me to feel a sharp pain under my right breast.I thought It was d way I slept,and I tried to massage it with rob,I found out DAT d more I massage it,d more d pain increases,I even took pain relief.Right now,I can't lie down,I can't roll on my bed,I can't stand up,I can't try to bend while sitting without feeling serious pains.Even when I sneeze,cough or laff,I feel very serious pains.I didn't sleep last night cos when I tried to roll on my bed feel pains.plss do anybody in d house have a clue on what d problem might be,cos d pains are too much.Doctors in d house plss come to my rescue,don't allow your fellow nairalander to die of pains here.Ur insults are also welcomed as far as I will get solutions from reasonable people here . Note:d pain is from d ribs under my right breast

Mercy is a fine lady no doubt but even her beauty cannot stand Mide martins and Bidemi kosoko beauty.Am yet to see any Yoruba nollywood actress that is as beautiful as this two ladies..

He looks lyk mr alangba(lizard)

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