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HealthRe: Am I At Risk Of HIV Infection After Sex In Imo Hotel? by Elena001(f): 12:35pm On Feb 08, 2020
The best thing is for you to go and flush your system oga..
That for prevention
Jokes EtcFunny Adult Jokes by Elena001(op):
Jokes- The difference in words
One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:
- Daddy, what is the difference between potential & reality??
Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
- Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
- Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife
Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
- Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
- Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
- Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
- Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
- You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay...
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TV/MoviesRe: Miracle Ikechukwu Wins BBNaija 2018! by Elena001(f): 9:26pm On Apr 22, 2018
Congratulation..... ��
TravelRe: Young Lady Dies After Tragic Accident In Port Harcourt (Graphic Photos) by Elena001(f): 9:11pm On Apr 22, 2018
Rip
Jokes EtcRe: 9 People You'll Find Where They Share Free Food At Parties by Elena001(f): 8:43pm On Apr 22, 2018
And the one who will form as if they don't like eating..... ��

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