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PoliticsRe: FAAC Allocation To Nigerian States (January - June 2024) by Elibaba1: 9:56am On Jul 17, 2024
Sapasenator:
Why so much difference between Anambra and Ogun? Aside from being an oil-producing state, what other criteria are considered to arrive at the allocation figures?
Foreign and local loans are also deducted.
That’s why Kaduna allocation is very low. El rufai borrowed foreign loans in millions of dollars.
PoliticsRe: We've Broken State House Record For Statements Issued In A Single Day - Ngelale by Elibaba1: 1:08am On Jul 14, 2024
Elibaba1:
This Lebanese no go come down o….
Someone will now come and tell me he is from Rivers State. Lmaooo!
PoliticsRe: We've Broken State House Record For Statements Issued In A Single Day - Ngelale by Elibaba1: 1:07am On Jul 14, 2024
This Lebanese no go come down o….
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Creates New "Federal Ministry Of Livestock Development" by Elibaba1: 7:23pm On Jul 09, 2024
alsudan:
With all the problems this country is passing through under this Idiot, na Ministry of Cows be him priority.

Even Buhari was not this stupid.

So wetin go be the cadres for this ministry?

Cow protection officer, Ram development officer, Goat Nutrition officer? grin grin

I just hope PIGS and DOGS will be prioritized like Cows in this so called Ministry.

After all, what is good for Adamu is also good for DUNG and EDIDIONG.
And you were taught that livestock means cow?
PetsRe: Fear Grip Residents As Hyena Escapes From Jos Wildlife Park by Elibaba1: 10:30am On Jul 09, 2024
Oga dey fear sack. He sharply sent out Public Information

This is not the right time to lose your job o



grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Gayton McKenzie: Meet SA's New Sports Minister - Bank Robber Turned Politician by Elibaba1: 10:22am On Jul 09, 2024
ValCon888:
I am not impressed. Wake me up when you have a drug baron turned president.
This comment
grin grin grin
SportsRe: Ronaldo Heading Home As France Beats Portugal 5-3 In A Penalty Shootout In Euro by Elibaba1: 4:46pm On Jul 06, 2024
Billmos:
Just imagine how people will develop hatred for a man who has achieved what is achievable in football and has played in all the stage n won both country,club n individual accolades,still remain d most paid footballer of all time n d most richest footballer but still have passion to play d game more than dis present younger generation players n will even cry for a tournament he has won.ur hatred don't change d fact dat he is cr7, the greatest to ever grace d football pitch of all times. The Goat I salute ur doggedness.from d ist day u don 28 for sporting against man utd in a friendly match I became a fan only dead can separate my fanship.
Achieved what is achievable in football ke 😂😂😂😂😂😂
PoliticsRe: Wike Hands Over 50 Operational Vehicles To Security Agencies (Photos) by Elibaba1: 10:16am On Jul 06, 2024
Lavisha:
Those guys never get behind any wheels obviously.

I know peeps that can outrun hilux with kia Picanto.


Me in my Honda Accord DC V6, dem no born Hilux well.


It's all about calculations, handling and knowing your onions well.- Its never about speed.
Mouth good o! Kia Picanto and Honda Accord DC V6 go outrun Hilux. Lmaooooooooo
PoliticsRe: Wike Hands Over 50 Operational Vehicles To Security Agencies (Photos) by Elibaba1: 10:12am On Jul 06, 2024
mrvitalis:
So na hillux get speed?
You don't catch thiefs by speed
Are you trying to say Hilux no get speed? Oboi ye!!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: King Charles Appoints Keir Starmer As UK Prime Minister (photos) by Elibaba1: 1:25pm On Jul 05, 2024
banom:
So had it been the king said no that he does not accept the elected man, that means he won't be sworn in
Yes! He has absolute powers in the Whole countries forming the United Kingdom.
PoliticsRe: Justice Ariwoola Performs Groundbreaking For Court Of Appeal complex (Photos) by Elibaba1: 8:03am On Jul 04, 2024
CapitalLens:
…AS FCT MINISTER, WIKE HANDS OVER C of O TO APPEAL COURT PRESIDENT

The Chief Justice of Nigeria, Justice Olukoyade Ariwoola has conveyed the gratitude of the judiciary to President Bola Ahmed Tinubu and the FCT Minister, Barrister Ezenwo Nyesom Wike over their support for the Nigerian judiciary

Justice Ariwoola made the expression during the ground breaking ceremony for the construction of the court complex Abuja division of the Court of Appeal held at the site of the proposed building in Dakibiyu, Jabi District, Abuja on Wednesday, July 3, 2024.
Which one come be seal of the Minister of Federal Capital Territory? Lmaoo
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: I Didn’t Discuss Nnamdi Kanu’s Release With South East Governors by Elibaba1: 7:24pm On Jul 03, 2024
Dpharisee:
He doesn't need to disclose everything he discussed with the governors in public but the issue of Nnamdi Kanu is prominent in the communique, OBJ remains the most respected elder statesman across the country
Do they expect him to say he discussed it? He is a proper diplomat.
EducationRe: NOUN Admission Seekers Now Mandated To Register With JAMB by Elibaba1: 3:47pm On Jul 03, 2024
Trueprophet91:
If noun do anyhow make the students try ABU DLC.
Very organized!
To say very organized is an understatement. ABU Disltance Learning Is very solid!
EducationRe: NOUN Admission Seekers Now Mandated To Register With JAMB by Elibaba1: 3:41pm On Jul 03, 2024
geedot:
It will never happen. This government can't afford hundred of thousands Noun students graduating yearly going for NYSC.
LAUTECH distance learning graduates dey for NYSC na why not NOUN?
Music/RadioRe: Davido - Ogechi (Remix) Feat. Brown Joel , Boypee & Hyce (Music Video Edit) by Elibaba1: 8:30pm On Jul 02, 2024
Beverlyjean:
OBO...baddest.... the only Naija celeb that tries to uplift others .... while people like that ojeulegba drop out and that gorilla that was deported from UK will not do sh1t for the youths ... all they know is do big boy and promote smoking of weed ... marry , them no gree marry, instead they are busy forming what I don't know ... and na both of them Buga pass ... most of these poor people, when they start seeing money , they because so wicked and proud ... reason why our politicians are so evil
Uplift others abi wait for song wey don blow by an upcomer or established singer then appeal for a remix? Sometimes make una Dey talk true.
PoliticsRe: Wike To Kingibe: I Am The FCT Minister Now, You Will Not Return 2 Senate In 2027 by Elibaba1: 7:20pm On Jul 01, 2024
NyamiriSlayer:
Wicked Wike, i just like this man... God bless him jare... That foolish woman should know that her political career will end in 2027, e sure die
Because Wike is the owner of Life or what? Mtcheww….
PoliticsRe: Samuel Nwanosike: Former Ikwerre Chairman Wearing Bulletproof Vest (Photo) by Elibaba1: 3:41pm On Jun 19, 2024
Wawelexy:
That's not cowardice.... Are you expecting him to take bullets with his bare chest?


The game in Rivers is no child's play, man gat to be at alert 24/7....
One shot in the head will make him disappear just like prff then he is gone…
CrimeRe: Kogi Govt Threatens To Pull Down Houses, Hotels Occupied By Yahoo Boys by Elibaba1: 3:36pm On Jun 19, 2024
State Security Adviser keh 😂😂😂😂 Kogi be doing the most everytime.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Governor Sanwo-Olu In The Kitchen by Elibaba1: 3:52pm On Jun 17, 2024
Slytiger:
Lol. He is doing a lot better than every other governor in Nigeria. Makinde comes a close 2nd
jeromestarks:
Cooking. Wow!
I just woke up from a dream in which I was cooking. I logged in to Nairaland and I saw Sanwo Olu cooking.

What's the correlation between these things?
Oga load your phone with better data and source from the internet videos and pictures of Gombe State. No State in Nigeria has been lucky to have performers like that state. That state Capital is competing with FCT in terms of internal road networks and critical projects(State owned) What are the critical infrastructures? World-Class Specialists Hospital, Industrial park, International Conference Center, Dandin-Kowa Dam for effective Tap water delivery to various areas within the State. That state was ranked the best state with Ease of Doing Business (EDB) and all of these feats were achieved with proper utilization of their “NOT SO BIG IGR” . I’ve always advocated that States should look like their Internally Generated Revenue. You do not know this because most states in that North just commission ‘Critical Projects’ with media attention. I am not from that state but schooled there in the early 2000s (Sec School) and went back to work for 2 years before I was reposted back to Abuja this year.
Lagos is not looking like what it should really be with the ‘FAT’ IGR and Monthly FAAC allocations..

Oyo is not even performing better than Kano State.
SportsRe: Rasheedat Ajibade Scores To Send Atletico Madrid Into The Champions League by Elibaba1: 6:34pm On Jun 16, 2024
Jesus girl
CultureRe: Sanusi Holds Sallah Durbar by Elibaba1: 5:36pm On Jun 16, 2024
AbuAeesha:
It is you that sees disparity btw hausa and Fulani, reasonable pple know that most kanawas are hausa-fulani.
FYI aminu bayero's maternal bloodline is yoruba-fulani and no fuse about that.
There is nothing like Hausa-Fulani mr.man, the Fulani are just using religion to bind the Hausas eventually taking over their states as Governors and replacing their Sarkis(Hausa tittle for king) with Emirs( Fulani tittle). Which tribe in Nigeria is called Hausa-Fulani? You are either Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa, Tiv, Berom etc
So someone whose parent are Igbo and Yoruba respectively will now come and say I am Igbo-Yoruba by tribe? Lmaoo be deceiving yourselves o. Thank God the Hausas eyes don dey clear…..
CultureRe: Sanusi Holds Sallah Durbar by Elibaba1: 5:32pm On Jun 16, 2024
In matters like this the Governor remembers he is the Chief Security Officer of the State but when a village is ransacked with scores been killed, He will say he does not the CSO because the police, army etc don’t receive orders from him.
FamilyRe: 'Don’t Make Yourself A Parent To Your Girlfriend - Man Advises His Son by Elibaba1: 8:49pm On Jun 12, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
All these theory sef. Smh.

There's no way you will not both fill the roles of parent to each other at some point in time. When the man is at his lowest ebb, he will first explain his predicaments to his wife and will rely on her for a measure of parental nurturing and vice versa for the wife too.

When spouses are celebrating milestones, the most important person they look out for in the audience is his or her spouse. Thats the role children put their parents o.
He said gf na not Wife though I agree sometimes you have to bend a little over…
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Never Built Lagos His Govt Not Getting Things Right – Lamido by Elibaba1: 9:09am On Jun 11, 2024
Unilag, National Theatre, 3rd mainland bridge, Tafawa Balewa Square, Murtala Muhammad Airport, Apapa Sea port etc was Build by the FG during the military government. I’ve said it times and again.. when you remove the Federal government strong presence in Lagos and private partnerships like Dangote etc nothing will be left to desire in Lagos. Lagos is today because the FG & private persons/Institutions…
PoliticsRe: Wike Names Abuja Southern Parkway After Tinubu by Elibaba1: 10:52pm On May 28, 2024
Lmaooo…. Like he has an option to do otherwise, dem born him papa well make he no name am after Tinubu ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Foreign AffairsRe: US Senator, Bernie Sanders, Backs ICC Arrest Warrants For Israeli Leaders. by Elibaba1: 9:25pm On May 27, 2024
Na Same Israeli’s (JEWISH) wey own USA, If you know, you know.. I won’t say more than this.
CultureRe: I Have Accepted My Fate As The Will Of God - Deposed Emir Of Gaya by Elibaba1: 5:28pm On May 27, 2024
kokoA:
A typical Muslim doesn't fight for power, they believe only God can give and take power. The former Emir of Kano should also accept his fate and allow Sanusi return in peace.
Why not Sanusi to accept his fate? Abi he own fate no reach him side?
PoliticsRe: Gov Yusuf Gives Sacked Emirs 48 Hours To Hand Over by Elibaba1: 6:45am On May 24, 2024
BALLOSKI:
and our laws should be looked into in this regard. You can appoint a king as governor, but removing should be subject to NASS input so these governors would not go about creating these dramas.
This is a valid suggestion‼️👍🏽
PhonesRe: What Is Tapswap? Why Nigerians Are Tapping Their Phone Screens by Elibaba1: 6:44am On May 24, 2024
KushLyon:
There is no app on playstore. Tapswap is a bot inside telegram or is it telegram itself that is trying to drive traffic? The same telegram that is already one of the biggest messaging app and is ranking high on playstore?
You even get time to reply the mumu
BusinessRe: CBN Governor Cardoso Blames Naira’s Fall On ‘Demand Season’ by Elibaba1: 6:25am On May 24, 2024
DULLARD ‼️‼️‼️
PoliticsRe: Gov Yusuf Gives Sacked Emirs 48 Hours To Hand Over by Elibaba1: 6:11am On May 24, 2024
I hope this royal tussle brings to an end the argument that ‘Some Kings’ (Lmao) cannot be removed by a Governor? Notable mentions were the Oba of Benin and the Oni of Ife. (Lmao again). No king anywhere is bigger than theGovernor of a State. One-line letter from the Government House is enough to remove any So called King. Be playing with a Governor o. Be playing!
CrimeRe: Naira Abuse: EFCC Arrests Woman In Gombe by Elibaba1: 6:35am On May 23, 2024
Omo na my friend o. I am feel sad.

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