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PoliticsRe: Rivers Crisis: Call Wike To Order, Clark Writes Tinubu by Elibaba1: 3:24pm On Dec 12, 2023
alanto:
grin

Imagine elder stateman in SS begging Tinubu to meddle in SS politics.
Gbe fun Jagaban
Begin him as “President” to meddle not as Jabagan or anything.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Visits Borno, Grieves Over Kaduna Bomb Victims At Shehu’s Palace by Elibaba1: 3:00pm On Dec 12, 2023
Bliss52:
Tinubu can't Joke with Borno, Rivers and Lagos States

They gave him crucial needed support
Rivers gave him what? Joker!!!!
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu's Wife & Son Keep Him In Ibadan Against His Wishes by Elibaba1: 12:12pm On Dec 12, 2023
Corn247:
He will be removed soon
He strongly supported power shift to the South and South West in particular. One of the allies of Tinubu so you know it will be difficult to remove him from office. At best he will still be Governor while his deputy resumes in acting capacity.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Prioritise Food Security In Lagos – Sanwo-olu by Elibaba1: 6:55am On Dec 12, 2023
One problem with Nigerian leaders is “Zero Proactiveness” they(President, Governors, Chairmen and perm secretaries and appointees at all levels) all wait until it is an event before they say “will will tackle this bla bla bla. Let’s say security for example needs urgent intervention, The President
/Governors will not say or do anything o. They will wait till ‘Armed forces Remembrance Day or Annual Military conference’ then come up with talks like “The Federal/State government is committed to security of it’s citizens all round, “ The government will give the military all necessary support in its fight against insurgency, Kidnap banditry bla bla bla. And the circus continues every year!!!
Nigerian leaders will talk and talk on every platform but yet nothing will be done. Always want to be politically-correct. I am tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Kano Agency Impounds 4,600 Bottles Of Alcoholic Drinks by Elibaba1: 6:35am On Dec 12, 2023
Bellotelli:
All the people shouting everytime on nairaland should rest abeg. Can you force a govt to accept what they don't like?
Even if kano state should conduct a poll today, 90 percent would still vote against alcohol.
That same 90 percent will hide behind curtains and consume the same Alcohol. Let them reject the VAT money made from alcohol sales too if they are truthful about this.
CareerRe: NTA Broadcaster, Aisha Bello Is Dead by Elibaba1: 8:56pm On Dec 11, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Not that Elizabeth. The Elizabeth I am talking about is fair complexioned and Igbo. Elizabeth Ezeukwu or something
Oh. Okay!
PoliticsRe: Why We Defected To The APC - Rivers Lawmakers by Elibaba1: 3:09pm On Dec 11, 2023
Fuckyoumod:
beer parlour political analyst lol, you want to ban Wike from entering Rivers State. Lol.... small children really full nairaland.

A man that didn't help a single councilor or local govt chairman secure there seat is the person you want to chase Wike away from Rivers State.

I might not be a Rivers man, but believe me
Sim is gone, watch and see the intensity of SIM's impeachment. If I were Sim, I will surprise Wike and make a fool out of Wike by resigning and leaving Wike to eat and swallow Rivers State simple.

No be noise, Rivers State can't afford a toxic politics of ethnic division and ethnic politics.

This is the problem with riverine people, they play a lot of ethnic politics and division.

Sim should go and let's see who owns Rivers state. Rivers must remain one, the riverine must not be allowed to divide Rivers State.

Anybody in Rivers State that feels he is Ijaw should relocate to Bayelsa State. There are no Ijaws in Rivers State.
Sim should resign. Is more of a beer parlour analysis. He should resign as per what ? Someone who doesn’t want anything good for himself or what exactly? Really??
CareerRe: NTA Broadcaster, Aisha Bello Is Dead by Elibaba1: 2:35pm On Dec 11, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Sorry o!

I think she was the set after Ruth Benamesia and Elizabeth (I have forgotten her surname now)
Elizabeth Banu now Elizabeth Stober(Got married to the legendary Cyril Stober)
PoliticsRe: Here Are The 10 Ministries Planning To Spend 86% Of Nigeria’s Budget In 2024 by Elibaba1: 11:12pm On Dec 08, 2023
Bagudu is a lucky man, from been an Abacha right hand man( helping him to stack funds in notorious tax havens e.g Cayman Island, Panama) to becoming a senator then Governor of Kebbi for 8 years and now a Federal Minister in sitting pretty on a 4 trillion budget year cycle.
Nigeria feeds the elite 1% indeed. The money/power no dey go round, it only revolves around them.
PoliticsRe: 10 African Countries With The Highest Debts To The IMF by Elibaba1: 7:40pm On Dec 08, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Despite being the largest economy in Africa, we are barely indebted to IMF. This is impressive. I reckon this was the forex support we got from the IMF during the covid 19 pandemic but today our economy is in surplus and our GDP keeps increasing quarter on quarter.

Below is the current data on Nigerian economy, Q3, 2023 as shared by Statisense


✅Q3 2023 GDP growth rate at 2.54%.

✅The Oil Sector had it best growth in Q3 2023 since Q1 2020 when it grew by 5.06%.

✅Improved Oil Production capacity, achieving the best output in Sept at 1.390 mbpd.

✅Achieved Trade surplus of ₦1.89 trillion in Q3 2023 and ₦3.52 trillion in 9months, Exports > Imports.

✅Stock Market performance of +38.1% Year Till Date.

✅FG surpassed its Revenue target of ₦8.283 trillion as at Sept 2023, achieving ₦8.653 trillion, a 4.5% above expectation.

✅Effective tax collection with CIT at +121% of its target and VAT at +11% (2023).

#Statisense
(NBS, OPEC, Budget Office)

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1732148735746900053?t=GDJDpXxhrGJvUFgCmjN4lA&s=1


The naysayers, unpatriotic elements, criminal defamers, cyberbullies and liars will not see these milestones nor benefit from the progress we are making.

Ghana and Egypt no try at all. Ghana is particularly a very bad case given that 56% of her total debt were forgiven around 2002, it's today back in serious debt, economic quagmire and even unable to pay its debt. It's now offering to pay debt with gold and cocoa.

Nigeria is in great,steady, competent and patriotic hands. Dangote Refinery is to start production soon, dry season farming to ramp up our wheat, massive electricity projects on going, subsidy off, end to the use of our hard earned forex to defend a USD being overvalued by the street/unpatriotic speculators and a brilliant team headed by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu!

All the enemies of Nigeria ti keran and will lose las las. They always lose.God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
Massive electricity projects going on where?
PoliticsRe: Wike Sings "On Your Mandate Jagaban" In Gbajabiamila's Office by Elibaba1: 12:20am On Dec 08, 2023
Lmaooo. If by morning PDP does not punish Wike either by Suspension or Expulsion then I will really confirm that it is a party with no balls! Cus whathuh?
EducationRe: Man Finally Graduates After Spending 12 Years In University by Elibaba1: 7:48pm On Dec 07, 2023
thisisit:
How many years will he spend in labour market given the unemployment rate which is currently over 45% in Nigeria.
Labour market ke? Person wey own shipping company and Ken harbor Ltd. Lol
EducationRe: Man Finally Graduates After Spending 12 Years In University by Elibaba1: 7:41pm On Dec 07, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
His age though!

But congratulations on his signing out is all I got to say.
“28 years old dream”
PoliticsRe: President Budgets N10billion To Renovate Gbajabiamila’s Official Residence by Elibaba1: 4:28pm On Dec 06, 2023
post=127347852:
At this time when the masses are groaning?
If this is true, this is arrant nonsense and uncalled for.
And need to be stopped right here, right now.
Was he living under the bridge prior now?
We won't allow this....


Modify :
Oh no,
Not again,
Na Sahara report am?
We don't take this foolish, political tool outlet news to be true anymore.

We will believe and take it up if another news outlet reports it....
Till then,
Peace out ✌️
And the man has a very beautiful private residence in Maitama o! Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!
PoliticsRe: FG Seeks ₦‎35 Billion To Revive Ajaokuta Steel Company by Elibaba1: 1:28am On Dec 06, 2023
Kayode Fayemi Squandered billions in that sector when he was Minister for Mines and steel under Buhari and left with so many ‘unfulfilled promises to revive Ajaokuta’
SportsRe: Vincent Enyeama: Lille Celebrates Nigeria's Former Number 1 Goalkeeper by Elibaba1: 1:22am On Dec 06, 2023
Kingrshd3:
So what next ?
When are we going to celebrate PitObi for his failure to win the presidential election 🤔
Very unnecessary!
PoliticsRe: I Can't Kill Myself', 'Akara And 5-Alive To The Rescue' - Ex-SGF Babachir Lawal by Elibaba1: 12:03pm On Dec 04, 2023
hisexcellency34:
In China, he would have been executed
While Tinubu who looted the whole Lagos would’ve been praised abi?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by Elibaba1: 12:00pm On Dec 04, 2023
planetx:
Of course he can't, do you know what N20 million is?
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
PoliticsRe: Top 25 On-site Registered Participants For Cop28 In Dubai by Elibaba1: 6:05pm On Dec 03, 2023
⭕PARTIES - are party to the United Nations framework convention on climate change.
590 🇳🇬Nigerians in this category.

⭕PARTY OVERFLOW - People who didn't fit into the initially registered official delegation a country sends to the talks.
821 🇳🇬Nigerians in this category.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Blesses Hype Man "Money Gee" With N20million For Hyping Him(video) by Elibaba1: 5:45pm On Dec 03, 2023
planetx:
No be only 20 million na 20 billion. Who dash monkey banana.
You mean he can’t give out that amount??
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's SSA, Ajuri Ngelale, Clears The Way For Tinubu In Dubai (Video) by Elibaba1: 7:49pm On Dec 02, 2023
This Lebanese just dey chop our common wealth. (Nobody should come and tell me his Dad was a Rivers state man o)
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Presented An Empty Budget Box - Jaafar Jaafar by Elibaba1: 7:18am On Dec 02, 2023
Are we surprisedhuh Everything about Tinubu speaks crime, deceit and shady deals.
If he had made all those narcotic crimes in the past one will excuse it for ‘Youthful Exuberance’ though it is still not an excuse. But to deceive Nigerians at his present age tells a lot about this man to be very honest. Haba!
FamilyRe: What One Thing A Kid Born After 2000 Will Not Understand? by Elibaba1: 4:51pm On Dec 01, 2023
Gajagojo:
1. 10 kobo

2. Once upon a time there were no churches in Nigeria where they speak in tongues or disturb their neighbours with night prayers. Anyone calling himself prophet was considered mad
Look at this fool. Christianity will move ON!
FamilyRe: What One Thing A Kid Born After 2000 Will Not Understand? by Elibaba1:
Mosba:
The fact that Local Government Secretariats used to be so rich with cars and tractors etc and chairmen of local government used to be very respectable people
Asin ehhhhh!!!! Back Then Local Government had the aura and the Chairman could confront the Governor if some policies are not favorable to the masses(regardless of party affiliations) but now, ‘Chairmen have turned to Chairboys’ !!! What a pity!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Student Faces Deportation After Terror Threats To UK University by Elibaba1: 2:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
WorldRichest:
I think he has mental disorders. I hope Agulu and Umuleri people have not made his sculpture. I really feel for the guy, something is definitely wrong somewhere. Igbos don't behave this way. .
Seriously, you can accuse them of anything you want but this one is a NO! NO!

I am surprised.
PoliticsRe: Gunshots At NANS Convention In Abuja, Seyi Tinubu Accused Of Imposing Candidate by Elibaba1: 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
Jagaban2012:
Seyi Tinubu big pass your papa....
Show get size...
Seyi Tinubu dey deliver for his papa....where see the children of Obi Peter and Atiku.....

Politicians put their sons at the forefront of the struggle but Peter Obi and Atiku dey hide their children and use other children as guinea pigs...
Which strugglehuh Lol. You are a funny object!
PropertiesRe: Court Stops Lagos State Government, Federal Housing Authority From Demolition by Elibaba1: 1:25pm On Nov 30, 2023
Omoawoke:
Court should go to hell

Funny enough, the way igbos make noise, beat chest like gorillas, one will think they own the entire buildings in Lagos

I repeat, quote me anywhere, the entire properties whey igbos get for Lagos no reach 5%.
You lie!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Obi Visits Alma Mater, CKC In Anambra (Photos) by Elibaba1: 12:53pm On Nov 27, 2023
Kimjongun:
These guys are showing sensible Nigerians they have nothing to offer, Tinubu is busy with the presidency should he be triggered that you are visiting a secondary school?
Lmaoooo. Deceive yourself, Did he attend one?
PoliticsRe: Scores Of Kuteb People Killed By Fulani Militia In Taraba State (Graphic Photos) by Elibaba1: 12:49pm On Nov 27, 2023
Kazeem47:
RIP to the dead.This is really bad.
BTW,some people will just come and open their gutter spewing trash and bringing religion into everything.This thing is more of like a farmers and herders issues which didn't started today.Their are Muslims and Christians in the Kuteb tribe and same thing among the Fulanis too.Am not trying to defend the Fulanis,but there are good ones and criminals too,which is same in every tribe all over the world.The criminals among them don't use to stay one place,they usually roam about causing trouble,while the peace loving ones live in small communities close to town or in the bush.And they sometimes become victims of the crimes committed by the evil ones,but you can hardly hear about it in the media.And there is one thing about most Fulanis;they hardly forgive once you offend them.
The last line is what is making Fulani feel proud and gives them guts to attack people. Show me ‘with evidence’ where kuteb offended any Fulani man. Show me! Just one! What you don’t know is that this killers are just on ethnic cleansing . They what to elimate Christians in Nigeria starting with communities in the North where Christians are majority. That is why Plateau, Benue, Taraba and Southern Kaduna is their major target. But they will fail!
Zamfara is a different ball game. Fulani’s are attacking Hausas. If you are a northerner you will know that Fulanis lowkey hate the hausas. They just want to dominate you in every aspect of life. Very wicked tribe !
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Desmond Akawor As RMAFC Federal Commissioner by Elibaba1: 9:40pm On Nov 23, 2023
Prechgold1180:
You see that man called Wike

Unah gat study am

Dat man Dey very calculative

Don’t be surprised if tinubu backup wike as
Next President after his 8 years


Meanwhile where is Rochas okorocha
Mr Amechi

Where is. Mr Okowa


Wike d wicked man don humble all of them

Atiku biggest mistake In politics is not having Wike

Modified for those quoting me

Wike has more credibility more than obi. Wike controls more vote

Though both Wike n obi made atiku to lose that last election

I m obidient.

But Wike has my respect
Politics is a game of sense
Credibility or crookednesshuh Selling Rivers vote is credibilityhuh? Wowwwwww!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Appoints Desmond Akawor As RMAFC Federal Commissioner by Elibaba1: 9:33pm On Nov 23, 2023
All those juicy post were held by one man?? Now dem wan knack am another juicy job(RMAFC)Lol. Some people just come life to enjoy ni oo.
PoliticsRe: Which State Is The Most Peaceful In Nigeria? by Elibaba1: 10:06pm On Nov 22, 2023
franchasofficia:
Most Peaceful:
Ekiti
Cross River
Akwa Ibom


Relatively Peaceful
Oyo State.
Enugu
Lagos
Kano
Jigawa


Relatively Peaceful but Not Entirely Safe
Edo.
Ondo.
Ebonyi.
Osun.
Adamawa.
Delta
Abia


Agitation and Politically Ravaged
Anambra
Imo


Kidnappers Den; Ritual, Bandit, Herdsmen, Ransome seekers
Kaduna (banditry)
Zamfara (banditry)
Plateau (herdsmen)
Katsina (banditry)
Sokoto (banditry)
Niger (banditry)
Ogun (money ritualists)
Benue (herdsmen)
Taraba (ransome, herdsmen, ethnic clashes)
Kogi (ransome)
Osun (rituals, herdsmen)
Bornu (Boko Haram, ISWAP, etc)
Yobe (Boko haram, ISWAP)
Abuja (One Chance adopters, ransome kidnapping)
Ransome , Herdsmen I’m Taraba?? For realhuh??

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