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Politics › Re: FG Eyes N5trn VAT In 2024 by Elibaba1: 3:07am On Mar 29, 2024
EleventhWeirdo:
Pathetic is the real definition of 0b! and his 0b!ng0s. Come to Lagos and see the effect of a comprehensive tax administration and inclusivism. What did p@nd0ra achieve in Anambra. Oh, I forgot - Hero beer for his l00nat!¢s
Lagos is not developed by the state government. If you remove Federal infrastructures and public-private partnerships/projects nothing will be left to be desirable of that small place.
Politics › Re: "There Are Those Who Have Made The Guinness Book Of Records By Pretending"- Wike by Elibaba1: 1:59am On Mar 20, 2024
Wike just call out Tambuwal with your full chest.

E be like say Wetin Tambuwal do for PDP primaries still dey pain WikeD like this o😂😂😂
Politics › Re: 'give Me Power To Spend Security Votes Like Govs' - Wike Lobbies Lawmakers by Elibaba1: 11:42pm On Mar 18, 2024
samdaisi:
Please I don't understand your argument here, president rules Abuja; minister of FCT rules over Abuja and he is the governor that control all the parastatals and the council chairmen while president oversee the affairs of the nation.
Note.No minister on earth can control the council chairmen in Nigeria,the gazette of FCT is like a state on it own, that is why some ingnorant set of people claimed that they won 2023 general election because of Abuja election results. But do they claim about winning election through ministry?
All this write up is for an ‘appointee’ that could be sacked on a morning the president doesn’t feel right about him?
Politics › Re: 'give Me Power To Spend Security Votes Like Govs' - Wike Lobbies Lawmakers by Elibaba1: 11:38pm On Mar 18, 2024
bluecircle470:
Since you don’t know the meaning of FCT minister
No matter how you coy it . An FCT minister is a minister like any other ministry. He is not elected so he must report to the president.
Politics › Re: 'give Me Power To Spend Security Votes Like Govs' - Wike Lobbies Lawmakers by Elibaba1: 11:35pm On Mar 18, 2024
This guy wants to do his small government in Abuja (Like a Governor for a third term) He doesn’t see him self as a minister but a third term Governor of Abuja. After succeeding in making some people perm sec he now wants power to spend security votes. Lol
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Appointees Are Nigeria’s Problems – Allen Onyema by Elibaba1: 1:37am On Mar 17, 2024
Is it Keyamo that you can’t say with your full chest?
Politics › Re: FG Eases Access To Student Loan In New Bill Sent By President Tinubu To NASS by Elibaba1: 6:15am On Mar 16, 2024
This man is buying time in other not to implement this thing on time. It was to be launched this month o. Same thing he did with New minimum wage, When it is time for implementation Baba just set up a committee to review. Why was it not done before implementation? Lack of political will.

Don’t bring your stinky sentiment or tribalism here. I am talking as a concern Nigerian.
Christianity Etc › Re: Budget Parts Of Your Offerings To Feed Poor, Unemployed– Kumuyi tells Christians by Elibaba1: 8:57am On Mar 06, 2024
Malroux:
I doubt if he meant it.
What is the problem? Haba!!
Politics › Re: FCT Minister, Wike Inspects Guzape, Jahi Road Projects by Elibaba1: 8:49am On Mar 06, 2024
Lumarstone:
Does it mean anytime goverment officials inspect ongoing goverment projects it will make headlines news?
Wike is doing this to gather receipts. Going foward he will tell people that he did this and that. If you believe me there are many Governors especially in the North who did better than Wike in terms of infrastructure during their term but were lowkey. Ganduje for example. Forget the fact that he is corrupt o . Ganduje worked . The Governor of Gombe too.
Education › Re: EFCC Officials Caught Slapping ABU Students At A Private Hostel by Elibaba1: 12:01am On Feb 28, 2024
Bacteria8:
Yes, the prayers are for me but the curse is for you and your family for being a fraudster sympathizer. Anya.
I will never indulge in fraud. Let the curse be to who ever indulge in fraud between us.
Education › Re: EFCC Officials Caught Slapping ABU Students At A Private Hostel by Elibaba1: 3:48pm On Feb 26, 2024
Bacteria8:
You and all other fraudsters will die a miserable death, lonely in a cold, dark EFCC prison after eating watery beans for years. Anu pama
Fool‼️ You prayers will be unto you and your generation because I have never been a yahoo boy and I will never be.
Education › Re: EFCC Officials Caught Slapping ABU Students At A Private Hostel by Elibaba1: 6:43am On Feb 26, 2024
Bacteria8:
Yahoo boys irritate me with passion... So I don't give two fvcks!

One Yahoo wiped away my sister's retirement savings.

And I always cringe when I see our society turning Yahoo yahoo into a joke... something they're supposed to frown at with all seriousness.
You don’t have sense. Where did you see yahoo boys in this statement ⁉️
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin Flies A Heavy Supersonic Nuclear Bomber Amid NATO Tensions (Video, Pics) by Elibaba1: 8:20pm On Feb 23, 2024
Sabadon:
wink

This is what a leader should look like, from being physically fit(I remember him swimming deep in Russian ice cold waters) to now flying supersonic jet. No be by saying it's my turn and licking all microphone you see
Screaming bala blueeeeeeee‼️🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Edo 2024: Ighodalo Emerges PDP Candidate With 577 Votes, Promises by Elibaba1: 8:13pm On Feb 23, 2024
valentineuwakwe:
What about the parallel congress which the deputy governor won also?

PDP want to carry a divided house into a governorship election?
Sometimes the way you people reason eh.The National Working Committee (NWC) of PDP statutorily approved the Governor of Zamfara as the Returning Officer of the primaries.INEC representatives were also there as stipulated by law. PDP Aspirants were in that stadium. Some of them Withdrew while some still went ahead to test their popularity were they eventually lost. So where and when Did the other ‘So-called” ‘Parallel Primaries’ hold⁉️ Which Governor served as the Chairman of the Exercise that produced Philip Shuaibu as the Party flag bearer. Ehn Fine boy⁉️
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Inaugurate Geometric Power Plant In Abia On Monday by Elibaba1: 7:43pm On Feb 23, 2024
LegendHero:
This project is the collaboration between the Federal government and the private sector.

Buhari Government tried their best to support and make sure the project is bought to fruition. Good that President Tinubu continue the support.

It seems the private company themselves are the one that invited President Tinubu to commission the project.

Why they don’t invite the Agulu fraud Obi call for concern. Make Obedient people no go burn the facility out of hate.
Projects of this nature are commissioned by Presidents, Former Presidents, Vice Presidents or Senate Presidents and Former SP’s. Even if Shekau the leader of Bokoharam is president today(GOD FORBID) He will be asked to commission it.
Politics › Re: Gov Alia Approves Construction Of 16km Road To End Decades-Long Land Dispute by Elibaba1: 5:28pm On Feb 23, 2024
One of the Silent working Governor in Nigeria.

I Remember his words to Akume :”Yes I know you played a part as to where I am now but please allow me to do what brought me here”
Politics › Re: Wike Flags Off Construction Of 5 KM Road In Abaji Area Council (Photos) by Elibaba1: 6:34am On Feb 21, 2024
This Wike guy is not a genuine person right from his time as Governor of Rivers. He shows off too much, Imagine convening a large gathering with camera men just to do 5km of road. That’s nonsense‼️

In a states like Rivers were he gets so much in revenue from oil derivation, Internal IGR and monthly subversion from Abuja he only has Fly overs and one or 3-4 buildings to his name as projects in 8 years o. I will pick Emmanuel Udom and Akpabio(As a Governor) Ten times ahead of this noise maker. Other south south Governors too are useless in this regard.
There were and are so many Governors in the ‘North particularly’ that does 30-50km of roads, Cancer treatment Facilities, Pay Salries as at when due, Embarking on Aggressive Agricultural revolution without calling the attention of the media. States like Gombe, Borno, Dutse, Adamawa, Kebbi, Bauchi, Kano, Kaduna and Taraba State. Wonderful and quality infrastructures are going on on a low

I have always maintained that a state should like like its IGR. Don’t be getting more than 50-130 Billion every month and be showing us 5-10km of roads and substandard rail lines. Atleast Give us 40-80B Worth of projects monthly then if you like squander the rest with your family and cronies.

Meanwhile before you argue blindly, See something here. “GOVERNANCE IS NOT NOISE”

Politics › Re: Ex-Edo Commissioner, Andrew Emwanta Dumps APC Over Governorship Primary by Elibaba1: 11:07am On Feb 19, 2024
Customised3:
https://punchng.com/ex-edo-commissioner-dumps-apc-over-governorship-primary/
“ I would appreciate it if you could delete my name from your register at the ward, as l move on.”

This statement burst my head 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very mature statements in his resignation later.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Judge Orders Trump To Pay $364 Million, Strips Business Licenses by Elibaba1: 12:02am On Feb 17, 2024
They are trying hard to reduce his financial muscle to fund campaigns and see to it that the man does not stand on the ballot by November.
Politics › Re: Court Orders AGF Fagbemi to Re-Open Dele Giwa's Murder Case by Elibaba1: 11:59pm On Feb 16, 2024
Open Bola Ige’s own too
Politics › Re: DSS Quizzes Sheikh Auwal Shariff For Criticizing Tinubu Over Hardship by Elibaba1: 12:39pm On Feb 13, 2024
AntiChristian:
Islamic Clerics don't critique the leaders openly!

And it seems the cleric didn't understand that the former administration didn't budget for subsidy!

May Allah grant us knowledge, wisdom and understanding!
But they are free to criticize a Christian President or a southerner abi? Hypocrisy ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Politics › Re: I Helped Him Prepare For Traditional Wedding – Peter Obi On Herbert Wigwe by Elibaba1: 10:23am On Feb 11, 2024
idealogical:
What's the man's rubbish about traditional wedding got to do with his death, or what's Anambra, Soludo and banking got to do with his death?

What happened to express your condolence and move on just like the rest of Nigeria?

This man's death shouldnt be about what he did for him or how he organized traditional wedding, this thoughtless and heartless man is just using the man's death to aggrandize and chase clout.
Your heart is bitter
Sports › Re: I’m Cristiano, Not Messi” - Cristiano Ronaldo Reacts Furiously At Al-hilal Fans by Elibaba1: 6:53am On Feb 10, 2024
Ronaldo and Davido have a lot of similarities

-Always wanting to reply trolls.
-Acts for the camera
-Always wanting to get in the headlines. (Attention)

While, Wizkid and Messi are very similar as well

-Troll o, Be writing negatives about them, Pim dem no go talk and at the end of the day you will get tired and leave them alone. (Ask una Tunde Ednut). Yeye DJ Chicken, Mayorkun, Perruzi, DJ Ecool and rest.
-They don’t like Camera Shits all the time.
- No getting in the headlines for unnecessary reasons.
Politics › Re: Nimbo, Enugu Protests Plan To Establish Cattle Ranch For Herders by Elibaba1: 6:34am On Feb 10, 2024
JAOS:
if you guys don't want them then stop buying cow meat you can't eat your cake and have it
Which kain senseless talk be this?
Politics › Re: Hadi Sirika’s Brother Abubakar Arrested By EFCC Over N8bn Aviation Contract by Elibaba1: 6:30am On Feb 09, 2024
Now this one is not haram o, wait first
let them catch a young girl who is walking and holding hands with a male counterpart or a female teenager doing Tiktok without her head been covered.
Politics › Re: Former President Jonathan To Commission Kashimbilla Dam, Airport by Elibaba1: 11:05pm On Feb 08, 2024
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Elibaba1:
It was completed because Gen. TY Danjuma bought ownership and completed it‼️. Gen. Theophilus is also building a private Airport (For commercial purpose) and a state of art “TY Danjuma University” very close to the Dam and his Private Airport, Upon completion, it will be the finest University in Nigeria. with new and modern courses like Artificial Intelligence, Robotics etc. The Uni has golf course, Pond, Zoo, Hotel. I will insert links and pictures to back up my claims.

Buhari ke⁉️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here you go!!
LINKS & PICTURES. EVIDENCE‼️‼️‼️
https://frontlinenewsng.com/nigeria-news/1021-governor-agbu-kefas-applauds-gen-ty-danjumas-transformative-development-initiatives-in-taraba-state/

https://twitter.com/alexandermay91/status/1744739690111213591


https://www.tarabastate.gov.ng/2024/02/07/kashimbila-dam-airport-gov-agbu-kefas-appoints-special-committee-ahead-of-commissioning/

Politics › Re: Former President Jonathan To Commission Kashimbilla Dam, Airport by Elibaba1: 10:35pm On Feb 08, 2024
matify83:
Good thing the dam has finally been completed after a long while on the drawing board and with so much money expended on the project.

The dam was originally conceived to act as a buffer against a possible collapse of the dam on lake Nyos in Cameroon.

We are not only getting a flood protection barrier but electricity generation, water supply reservoir, fishing industry and irrigation farming potential by building this dam.

I know many of us will not like my next line but special thanks still has to go to Buhari for inaugurating and completing this dam.
It was completed because Gen. TY Danjuma bought ownership and completed it‼️. Gen. Theophilus is also building a private Airport (For commercial purpose) and a state of art “TY Danjuma University” very close to the Dam and his Private Airport, Upon completion, it will be the finest University in Nigeria. with new and modern courses like Artificial Intelligence, Robotics etc. The Uni has golf course, Pond, Zoo, Hotel. I will insert links and pictures to back up my claims.

Buhari ke⁉️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Education › Re: Governor Uba Sani Awards Scholarships To Two Kaduna State Geniuses by Elibaba1: 6:52am On Feb 07, 2024
LeeSmart:
Uba sani a very kind man, he's not a religious bigot like his predecessor
It is one of the reasons why El rufai is fighting him lowkey, this man is concentrating his developments in many parts of southern Kaduna, giving an overall sense of belonging , going to church to attend Christmas carols and service but that short dwarf is not happy about that.
Politics › Re: CJN Ariwoola Appoints Daughter As Judge, After Appointing Son & Nephew - Gazette by Elibaba1: 7:15am On Feb 06, 2024
PressMyButton:
Take PG serious at your own peril, they cook fake news like Aba-made. It is only in Nigeria that the children of top dogs in public office are expected to be stagnated in their career because their parents are heads of certain institutions. Backward mentality.
You didn’t read/know that she is presently at magistrate in Wuse 2? . From there straight to FHC Haba!
Politics › Re: CJN Ariwoola Appoints Daughter As Judge, After Appointing Son & Nephew - Gazette by Elibaba1: 7:09am On Feb 06, 2024
APCNig:
Chidi Odinkalu can go and die. We will run this government the way we like, and you can do nothing. When Goatluck Ebele Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari brought all their semi literate relatives to government, they were setting a precedence, now we are following their foot steps, but now more vicious. We will teach you how this game is run.
Just imagine‼️ Lookl at this FOOL‼️
Politics › Re: Surulere Bye-election: INEC Declares Fuad Laguda (APC) As Winner by Elibaba1: 12:54pm On Feb 04, 2024
So now the money voted for Surulere fed and other constituencies across Nigeria where this bye-elections held don waste like this ? Most of them have picked up political appointments and few of them died. A law should be made that if you are not sure of staying one place then don’t contest. Let us not come and be wasting money any how except in few cases of the incumbent dying.
Crime › Re: Religious Sect Involved In Money Laundering: Not A Church Or Mosque - EFCC by Elibaba1: 12:29am On Feb 03, 2024
tophempire:
We know that they launder for political elite.

As long as they are under CAN and PFN what are both organized criminal entities, the church of God is like a casino business used in laundering.

If a politician want to move money, he simply take it to your pastor discuss the cuts and the pastor moves it for him in the name of tithe and offering or project contribution. Then the money will be sent to a shell account in the name of buying equipment and materials for building.
FOOL! They launder money in mosque using that Sakkat thing.

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