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Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 9:21am On Oct 05, 2015

Please when will the d.e list be out?

Romance › Re: Met His Fiancee A Virgin But Got Deflowered By Another Guy by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 8:08am On Sep 26, 2015

I think you should forgive her, but note this, she is not a wife material for you.

Romance › Re: Met His Fiancee A Virgin But Got Deflowered By Another Guy by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 8:03am On Sep 26, 2015

I think you should forgive her but note this, she is not a wife material for you

Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 10:01pm On Sep 22, 2015

Peace2015:
Any admitted DE aspirant here?

Was d.e list out? 'cos am a d.e aspirant too

Sports › Re: History( Robert Lewandowski Hit 5 Goals In 9mins) by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 9:34pm On Sep 22, 2015

Point of correction, it was 5 goals in 9 minutes not 15 minutes. That guy na striker o

Christianity Etc › Re: Another Error Of Quran Or Muhammed by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 9:42pm On Sep 19, 2015

I don't think there is a need to argue about Jesus is God. If you want to know much more about God, ask God to reveal himself to you. And I'm sure that if God reveal himself to you, you will know the relationship between God and Jesus.
Shalom!!!

Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 7:34am On Sep 16, 2015

please what of direct entry list

Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 10:07am On Sep 09, 2015

What of direct entry students pls?

Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 6:23pm On Sep 03, 2015

Stemalex:
DIRECT ENTRY ASPIRANTS SHOULD DROP THEIR NUMBERS SO I CAN ADD THEM TO THE GROUP ON WHATSAPP... I WISH EVERYONE SUCCESS EVEN AS WE EXPECT THE LIST. #IDONGETADMISSION #GODWIN

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Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 9:07pm On Aug 15, 2015

israelboy1:
wow....that's nice, try to visit the department you applied for in FUTA....so you can meet with anyone over here...so as for you to follow it up....don't just stay back, thinking cos i made everything, then i shouldn't bother....bother oooh...,my guy

and i fell in love with your result...distinction candidate........

Thanks for that sir

Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 12:02am On Aug 15, 2015

israelboy1:
yeah, but your transcript and the result on it matters ..............

I submitted it on the day of the ptme having 3.54 upper credit 4rm ib poly

Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 11:55pm On Aug 14, 2015

I'm a d.e aspirant for civil engr and I scored 68% in the putme, any chance of being admitted?

Family › Re: My Husband Is A General Overseer But Sleeps With His Prayer Partners by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 4:25pm On Jul 19, 2015

I don't think that the woman has a concrete or clear evidence against her husband, instead of dragging her husband to court, she should just pray for him.

Literature › Re: *The Players Curse* by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 7:52am On Jul 18, 2015

Happy birthday David. Wishing you longer life and prosperity in Jesus name.

Jokes Etc › 11 Ways To Know If You Are Possessed by ELIJAHARMONICA(op): 10:51am On Jun 18, 2015

HERE ARE 11 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE POSSESSED:
1. If your car spends more time at the mechanic than on the road.
2. If you are an Arsenal Fan.
3. When you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC.
4. If you are a hidden christian in the midst of boko haram and your phone starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUJAH"
5. When u mistake a super glue for an eye drop.
6. Even after photo-shopping you still look ugly.
7. When you vomit pounded yam and egusi soup in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service.
8. When u rape a military man's only child.
9. When a Rat eats your name out of all your Important documents e.g birth certificate etc.
10. When your only child joins the Nigerian army force.
11. when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber.

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Jokes Etc › Funny!!! by ELIJAHARMONICA(op): 1:19pm On Jun 17, 2015

because the business
was not selling very well abi?
Ogu: Yes sir. Actually, my business was
selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my
business. That's why I had to leave the church
to search for a greener pasture.
Pst: Mr Ogu, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up.
Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogu's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately..
Church: IN JESUSSSSS
NAMEEEEEEEE, FATHERRRRRRRR.......kokokolele lelesokokomaser
erere (everybody started speaking in
tougues)
Pst: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?!
Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o! Jeesu!

Jokes Etc › Important Notice!!! by ELIJAHARMONICA(op): 1:30pm On Jun 15, 2015

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!! A very
dangerous snake that has astonished
the scientists in the whole world has
been discovered today. According to
BBC this Morning. The strangest
snake that keeps on increasing by 0.5 centimetre every second has another
strange characteristic which is that, if
in any case any part of its body
touches another part of its body, it
dies instantly. This snake is
considered the world's most dangerous snake because not only is
it poisonous, but it could also
hypnotize it's victim and make them
addicted to gazing at it without
distraction and this type of snake
according to discovery, is seen only in Nokia torchlight Mobile phones in the
games menu, Snake Xenzia option.
Thanks for reading with keen interest.

Sports › Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 7:01am On Jun 11, 2015

AUSTRIA 0 VS 2 UZBEKISTAN FT

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Crime › Re: Woman Kidnapped, Raped, Murdered In Benin And Dumped In The Boot Of A Jeep by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 4:11pm On Jun 09, 2015

RIP to the dead!

Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 12:28pm On Jun 08, 2015

bsolo1:
That is how the German machine works

GERMAN MACHINE INDEED!!!

Sports › Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 12:25pm On Jun 08, 2015

My respect goes to Akinjide Idowu, he never get tired on the pitch, one of the future best defensive midfielders.

Good luck to the flying eagles.

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Sports › Re: Sweden Vs Nigeria (3 - 3) Fifa Women's World Cup On 8th June, 2015 by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 12:11pm On Jun 08, 2015

I - 1 V - 2 O - 3 R - 4 Y - 5 C - 6 O - 7 A - 8 S - 9 T - 10 Why na? you spelt IVORY COAST. GERMANY!! there is God o

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Education › Re: The Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2015/2016 Admission Session by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 12:21pm On Jun 06, 2015

BYEI:
Ur mail?

Please I too will need the past questions for d.e too adeyinka.elijah@yahoo.com

Sports › Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 12:07pm On Jun 06, 2015

Tomtoxic:
i knew mexico was a north american country always wondered hw they ended up playing copa america#bro wat of israel i think they played euro 08 but they are nt in europe were they invited too

Israel is an European contry

Sports › Re: Flying Eagles of Nigeria Thread: U-20 World Cup (New Zealand 2015) by ELIJAHARMONICA(m): 9:14pm On May 31, 2015

Should in case Nigeria lead the group e table in which i believe in God that it'll be so, we'll face the 2nd team in group d which include; Mali, Serbia, Mexico and Uruguay.

OR

MISTAKENLY, if we came second, we'll face the leader from group F which include; Germany, Fiji, Honduras and Ubekistan.