₦airaland Forum

Moroccoguy:
Only Lagos and Abuja all these car business can thrive

Nigerianxpress:
500k as a tailor making use of generator due to lack of constant electricity, that money will run out within few weeks.

SafariHunter:
If your phone is Original copy & paste this 😂

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Pantami should shed more. We get bucket for am

andyjrii:
Someone I was dating at the time once gifted me a picture frame for my birthday.

Now you’re probably wondering - what’s wrong with a picture frame?

Except this one had no picture inside. Just my name. Boldly spelled out. Framed. Glitter everywhere. Like I had been inducted into some kind of celebrity hall of fame I didn’t apply for.

I had no choice but to smile and collect it with a straight face, saying “Thank you so much, I love it,” while in my head I was like: WTF is this?!

Till today, my sister never lets me hear the end of it. Any time she enters my room and sees that frame hanging there, she just shakes her head and calls me a narcissist.

The funny thing is… this whole situation could have been avoided so easily.

If I had just had a simple place where I could list what I actually want for my birthday.

No guessing. No “creative surprises.” No framed ego experiments.

Just clarity.

That’s actually why I started building Wisssh - a simple way to create and share what you actually want, so people stop guessing and start gifting properly.

Because honestly, most bad gifts aren’t lack of love… they’re lack of direction.

TouchNfollow:
https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1986068191299137921?t=Zn7ll3aUv9UmyLcC5qXgIQ&s=08[/quote]but wait o. Are there no female gym instructors?

Goldrosewine:
So my friend came around and I just wanted to show her around the yard and our very small veggie garden. Saw this thing on the ground, near perfect camouflage but the slittering movements gave it away.

You need to see the way my friend jumped and screamed.🤦 But all these Nairaland snake killers have been giving me morals lately😋 removed one of the boots (my dad always emphasized on wearing rubber boots when going into our garden) and smashed it with it.

Dada came running out but I had already finished the job. My kid sister tryna downplay my achievement said it's too tiny🤣 But Dada just kept on blushing and said I did a good job cux no snake is too tiny.
We burned the demon🔥🔥🫢

Last picture is me, pretty face but I am now a certified snake killer🤣 I dedicate this achievement to falseprophet1

Tharmon:
Am not wicked. But I will hand him his phone tomorrow.

muyico:
This doesn't look like a date table, stop misleading the public, where is the dude??

davodyguy:
Honestly to clear her name, but they can then resurrect charges against her if she does, so let the matter die

creolehunt:
The Head of security at the airport should be sacked.

He failed woefully at his job. How do you allow an individual attempt to ground a flight carrying hundreds of people?

See these same.poeple.go abroad and become the most humble and docile beings ever. B3casue they acknowledge that the law there is truly blind.

The body that suspended the pilot should also be ashamed of themselves.

PlasmaTV:
Great stuff!

Nobody should come here and shout that pastors are eating tithe o

HydraFeeds:
There's nothing like God of Israel besides USA .

Your weapons determine your outcome .

Deepspirituals:
Barren for 19 years, The Woman is well to do , Husband Couldn't impregnate her , She is fed up , She wouldn't wants to leave this world without a Child, Armed Robbers Invaded the House , Raped the Woman, She went to Hospital to Clean herself . Yet She Became Pregnant , What would You Advise her.. To Terminate ?

Botragelad:
Funny. Iran’s incompetence is on full display Mossad operates without resistance .
For those unaware, this man replaced Major General Gholam Ali Rashid (see image and Wikipedia source). He barely held his position for few days before meeting his deserved end.
This one was appointed by Ali Khameini himself. Lol

Take note: Israel does not waste time with petty online propaganda, begging for likes or validation unlike the Islamic Republic of Iran, which floods Twitter with empty threats.

When Israel marks a target, elimination is inevitable. No amount of noise will change that. Reality is not measured in viral tweets or firing missile blindly,it is measured in precision, power, and decisive action.

Israel will dismantle the regime piece by piece, at a time and place of choosing, to satisfaction. Intelligence wins wars, not keyboard warriors or failed rocket attack.

To every remaining officer in Iran’s forces, if you’re still alive, either you’re irrelevant or you’re one of ***. Israel is clearing the path, mossad assets will rise and assume those roles, and the regime will rot from within.

The paranoia in Tehran is palpable. 😂😂

Kingray10:
Is what I m seeing there up to 10 pieces

treesun:
https://dailytrust.com/end-banditry-in-north-or-forget-2027-election-sambo-tells-tinubu/

emillysmigael:
That is good to know... We pray your marriage remains blissful as your name

Elusive001:
The worst thing be say na Chinko and Kora people of all people oooo

adenigga:
P’Harcourt, Warri, Kaduna refineries’ MDs arrested
Kyari, 13 senior ex-NNPCL officials face probe



Source: https://punchng.com/$3bn-refinery-fraud-N80bn-found-in-sacked-MDs-bank-accounts