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Travel › Re: Lithuania Student Visa by elkharpone: 3:41pm On Nov 29, 2019
damton:
I'm currently a prospect at klaipeda for Feb. and I got a mail to upload my transcript but my school does not hand transcript to student. they'll rather send it through mail and couriered which I've already done as stipulated on the admission site for country specific requirements but the whole process takes 4 to 6weeks to deliver


I'm at a Cross road now . don't know what to do
better go and sort them there oh
I collected mine with in three days
Before they will even mail it sef ehn
Health › Re: I Have This Skin Disease And I'm About To Get Married... Help Needed!! by elkharpone: 9:44am On Nov 29, 2019
Ifeelsad:
I've had this recurrent skin issue for about three years now. I've used everything usable both creams and drugs but its not going. Its getting worst, its on my face, breast, neck, all over my back even on my stomach. I don't know what to do again I'm tired

Please has anyone had this kind of rash
I'll like this moved to the front page for more views because I'm getting frustrated and my husband is getting impatient

I use dettol or izal to bath and I bath twice a day sometimes 3 times depending on d weather so I won't say its uncleanliness
Go to a dermatologist and stop bringing medical issues online
Search for the best dermatology clinic
Then you pay them a visit
Within a month your skin is back to its former glory
Most people on nairaland just want to sell their dumbass products to you
It's best you visit a dermatologist
Pets › Re: Siberian Husky Available (not Cheap) by elkharpone: 4:01pm On Nov 27, 2019
Spanishmilf:
lacks manners
Nairaland need to do brain testing for some idiots before joining...
Aponda somebori
are you that scared to actually post what you think is the correct sentence?
You wouldn't want to fall your hand you know?
I heard kwara state government have started this free education from primary to secondary school
I'll advice your guardian to enrol you there
Atleast you can start from kindergarten, since your brain is still developing.
This is my last message to you son
When you're done with primary school let me know, so I can throw a nice graduation party for you and your little friends Okay?
Love you son
Pets › Re: Siberian Husky Available (not Cheap) by elkharpone: 3:52pm On Nov 27, 2019
Spanishmilf:
Ogun kee your papa dier
Na your fada dey give me money to feed my dogs
Oloshi somebody..
The dog wey I get fit buy your papa and marle join.
awwwn
You want to buy a dead man?
Chai, see how foolish you are.
Ehya
Sorry son
Pets › Re: Siberian Husky Available (not Cheap) by elkharpone: 9:57pm On Nov 26, 2019
Spanishmilf:
that why I bracket not cheap for people like you
funny thing is that you're just a wretched reseller.
You don't own a dog not to even talk of a cat
How will you feed any of them, when you've not fed yourself.
Pets › Re: Siberian Husky Available (not Cheap) by elkharpone: 9:51pm On Nov 26, 2019
Spanishmilf:
Your blunder get as he be.
Lacks manners
Oh God!
You had to shoot yourself in the leg
Your parents really wasted money on your education
He actually got it right
But oh well, how will a primary school drop out like you understand that?
It is well bro
Pets › Re: Siberian Husky Available (not Cheap) by elkharpone: 4:03pm On Nov 26, 2019
Abcruz:
Oga park well.
You speak as though no one can afford a common Siberian husky, why then did you put it up for sale if you're so rich.
Tell me if it's more than 10 million naira, Not cheap my foot. DM kor price ni.
I tire oh if he doesn't want negotiations, make him just put up the last price
Anybody that can buy the dog will DM right away.
No be to dey come here dey shout don't DM me if you want to price..
Like he can say he hasn't priced anything in his life
People sha
Pets › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!!Affordable Adult Male South African Boerboel For Sale by elkharpone(op): 1:05pm On Nov 26, 2019
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Crime › Re: How To Avoid Ritualist Hotspots, Kidnappers & Ritual Killers: Share Your View by elkharpone: 1:05pm On Nov 26, 2019
Restroom:
Ikorodu axis, oshodi,Toyota,mushin,apapa,surulere,lasu Iba road,mowe ibafo, Lagos Ibadan expressway, otedola bridge, abiola gardens ,lekki,ajah....all in Lagos...are places you need to shine your eyes carefully when taking public transport...be careful because the one chance drivers in that state high gan!
you for say the whole of lagos nau
Politics › Re: Border Closure: More Rice Mills Spring Up Nationwide by elkharpone: 2:03pm On Nov 23, 2019
Ezewuzie01:
Stop being an idiot. Go and buy Mama's Pride made by Olam in their high-tech multibillion naira mill in Doma, Nasarawa state. Then thank me later. Buhari got this policy correct.
You really had to call me an idiot ?
I guess your father is a goat for bringing you up in such a stupid way.
Romance › Re: Am I Too Ugly Not Too Have A Girlfriend by elkharpone: 12:20pm On Nov 23, 2019
Tajbol4splend:
Believe me someone is uglier than you and he got a girlfriend
in other words, he's ugly??
Politics › Re: Border Closure: More Rice Mills Spring Up Nationwide by elkharpone: 7:23am On Nov 23, 2019
Dead ass stone rice
Open border make person chop better rice oh
Pets › Re: How Many Days Does It Take A Caucasian Dog To Deliver by elkharpone: 5:42am On Nov 22, 2019
cenaman:
Maximum of 100days
hundred what??
Nigga calm down with your lies
Dogs carry pregnancy for 60-63 days
Where did you hear 100days from??
Pets › Re: SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!!Affordable Adult Male South African Boerboel For Sale by elkharpone(op): 10:52am On Nov 12, 2019
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Pets › SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!!Affordable Adult Male South African Boerboel For Sale by elkharpone(op):
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Vaccinated and dewormed
Location: Lagos
Whatsapp: 08133888422

Sports › Re: Frustrated Arsenal Fan In Abuja With #Emeryout Banner On Car by elkharpone: 1:06pm On Nov 04, 2019
Abfinest007:
Emery don't have village people have located him
your English dey gimme headache biko
Education › Re: #SexforGrades: UNIPORT Bans Hugging Between Lecturers And Female Students by elkharpone: 10:56am On Nov 04, 2019
popsy2:
Lol. And that is supposed to stop the menace right?
It's a stepping stone my son
NYSC › Re: NYSC Officially Announces 2019 Batch C Stream 1 Camping Date by elkharpone: 5:35pm On Oct 28, 2019
Fariq:
Thanks. Batch A 2020 starts when?
April bro
NYSC › Re: Nysc Reschedules Date For Batch C Online Registration by elkharpone: 12:17pm On Oct 11, 2019
It means there won't be a stream 2
Education › Re: Sex For Grade: Do Female Lecturers Ask For Sex Too? by elkharpone: 8:56pm On Oct 08, 2019
Pharaoh4rin:
There was a graduate assistant in my that started her first lecture with us. Though I resumed very late in my 100L and been that it was not my first university, I know how to handle some kain thing. So this G.A on seeing me for d first time was awed by my dress. I bin d sell cloth for mandilas in Lagos and this scenario na far north. So basically, a big fish in a small pond... After d lecture, I tell her say I like her and I wan d worship her...Omo, she laff d marker off her hand. Alas,
So?
Crime › Re: Real Father Of Emzy Who Posed As Ned Nwoko's Son Cries Out by elkharpone: 7:52am On Oct 08, 2019
kelvindj98:
U dey mind the mumu. Anytime I see that lunatic's qoutes and the likes he gets, I realise that Nigerians are easily impressed by sophisticated jargons.
Lmao....As in ehn cheesy
I tire man
Crime › Re: Real Father Of Emzy Who Posed As Ned Nwoko's Son Cries Out by elkharpone: 6:16am On Oct 08, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Oga stop disturbing our peace, this is such an easy case because the major issue here is claiming to be Ned's son.

Simply go to a nearby high court and get an affidavit for a change of name from Okpoko Israel to Ned Nwoko, publish this name change in a National daily.
Chikina.

When the matter is taken to court and the judge askes your son his father's name, he'd simply say Ned Nwoko.
Technically and legally, it will be correct and also the truth.
You make it sound easy bro
Don't you know court also work with dates?
They'll surely check when the change of name happened Then cross check it with the date that the dumb boy was arrested
They might end up tagging the father as an accomplice to the crime.
Lawyers can really turn shitt up.
Pets › Re: Male Lhasa Apso For Sale by elkharpone(op): 4:54pm On Sep 16, 2019
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Pets › Re: Boerboel Puppies For Sale by elkharpone: 1:07pm On Sep 13, 2019
Benediktejike:
Where exactly in delta state?
They dont look like the pure breed sha
and someone will offer you pure or pedigree boerboel for 30k
Oga have sense na

Pets › Re: Very Cheap Male And Female Adult Caucasian For Sale by elkharpone(op): 8:05am On Sep 12, 2019
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Music/Radio › Re: Check Out This New Hot Single 'hustle O Ft. Magnito' By A Nairalander by elkharpone: 8:00am On Sep 12, 2019
AfroBeatDiary:
Saying shit like this about peoples hustle won't make you outshine them, even if you don't like the song, don't say bad thing about it! Its an act of craziness
wrong bro
I love the lyrics tho
But the beat is dead sha
All the same they murdered it
But atimes a little bit of criticism is needed
Pets › Re: Male Lhasa Apso For Sale by elkharpone(op): 9:35am On Sep 09, 2019
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Pets › Re: Very Cheap Male And Female Adult Caucasian For Sale by elkharpone(op): 9:12am On Sep 07, 2019
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Pets › Re: Male Lhasa Apso For Sale by elkharpone(op): 9:12am On Sep 07, 2019
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Pets › Re: Male Lhasa Apso For Sale by elkharpone(op): 8:42pm On Sep 06, 2019
Gbengar07:
How much
Call or whatsapp 08133888422

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