₦airaland Forum

Compliment of the season to the Nairaland community. I wish you the Best of the season and even beyond.
Due to the fact that a lot of us here are trying to balance the books and tighten every loosed end ahead of the New year, I wouldn't want to bore you with too many stories as I intend hitting the nail on its head.
I have a dear friend(30) who is dating a girl(25). They have being together for two years, and have being conspicuously and seemingly loyal to each other until the relationship took a new turn lately. The issue appears very minor, but it's somewhat deep according to my friend. It took him lots of guts to open up to me about this.
The issue is, the girl now sells roasted catfish by the roadside. She assists her elder sister. It's actually her sister's business. My friend hates the smell of fish, He has an allergy for it's smell, as a matter of fact he tends to throw up any time he perceives the smell of any kind of fish.
His girlfriend now smells like same fish she sells. He explained to me that he can't even allow his girlfriend come for a visit cos whenever she comes into his room, the whole fish odor takes over the room and even after her exit from the room, the smell is entrapped to the room. No matter how she bathes and the amount of deodorants used, she still smells terribly. Whatever she touches, instantly smells fish. The whole of her apartment smells same. It's really embarrassing to say the least.
He hasn't being able to open up to the girlfriend so as not to make her feel bad, but the lady knows that she's gradually Losing her man.
Sincerely, I hate to meddle into people's romantic affairs. I also do not have a girlfriend at the moment. I've been out of relationship for over three years and I don't intend going into any, until I am financially and economically stable. No matter what anyone tells you, all I can say is that, it takes finance to sponsor romance. Don't get deceived by "Love" alone. Love isn't enough. Every lady I meet would claim to love me cos they their first impression of me is that I am Rich, due to how I look. Na God give me good body oo. I'm a poor orphan without a helper. Just hustling to stay afloat. Overtime, when they discover I'm not what they had initially thought & perceived to be, they start withdrawing gradually. They withdraw by frustrating me. Since I realized this, I stopped loving and dating.

I can't give any advice on this. But I'm definitely going to show him what nairalanders are saying about his case cos I sought his consent to post this here.
Thanks

RealityKings1:
There is a line that goes upwards from the private pubic area up their abdomen. It's a line that signifies motherhood... I have forgotten the name the line is called.

I think it's called 999.99

Delightsome2023:
shut the fucck up. Ellapthia is right.
That's simply law of karmas, or are you deaf and blind and not aware that fulanis kill people in their farms?
This is obviously a pay back so again I tell you to shut the fucck up.
Godsonkemz is very right on this, his fellow herdsmen killed him

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Didn't know this would make news. This happened right before my eyes here in Abuja. The driver ran and myself and four others had to rush him to the hospital that moment. Get well soon bro. Glad you are still alive. Your time to die never reach. Thank God for you

Hoelujohn:
He no get joy ooo. He go drain the state dry.

So who amongst them issa Saint?
Dey play

olawonder:
God bless you for keeping an open mind! Shari’a just simply means laws that guide Muslims way of life… shikena. All Abrahamic religions, including Christianity have Shari’a (guideline laws) although everyone ignored them and chose to follow state laws which give people leeway to be corrupt and follow their heart desires, which is why majority don’t want God’s rules! Give me a list of topics in our everyday way of life and I will tell you what Shari’a says about it (then you tell whether my answers are bad or good for our society)

Let's talk on WhatsApp then

When I wanted to run for second term as Chairman of council, they removed my name and I ran to Government house.

When I got there, I saw his wife, and I said ma, I'm finished and she said what happened, I told they her they removed my name for second term. Immediately she took me to Dr Peter Odili, the then Governor of Rivers State.

Odili called Secondus, who was the State party Chairman then. He was just leaving Government house and he ordered him to return and he did, and my name was reinstated.

Sir, if I ever make you cry, may I not have peace.

~Chief Nyesom Wike on Sir Dr Peter Odili.

See pot calling kettle black.

Oga wike, you did worse than this to your Predecessors

All of una be tiffs

Nigeria is gone to the kidnappers. What A lucrative job

Honestly, I don't have sympathy for any Fulani herdsman that dies. Kill Dem all.

Kidnappers vs herdsmen. What a combo.

Oh!
My condolences pls 🙏
RIP great Man

PressMyButton:
Even the first lady of Obidients is fighting for Tinubu and you say Tinubu is not serving a living God?



After God, na Tinubu 💪 God bless Nigeria

Comprehension is a problem

Reno, you're just a fool

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Asif u nor like am. Dey pretend

We bless Jehovah!

Odafe360:
you think I'm broke? Lolss... You're pathetic

Pls ignore some of these senseless comments. They just want to provoke u the more and cause u to react angrily. Be calm.

Hmmmm... I'm scared about marriage rn

Looking4Trouble:
No be everybody read that part of the Bible

Lol... " And Holiness, without which no eye shall see the Lord".

femi4:
Abortion get side effects ni...tell your man to use condom

The Blues🙏🙏

So that he will be dead while Alive?😂😂😂

Police has done more harm than good to the society

The hardship no be here. Since daybreak, I haven't seen anything to eat . I pray a good Samaritan comes through for me. It's really hard. God bless
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OPAY

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greatseed:
He could simply have named the dog after himself. Why messi ? I doubt if Messi will be happy with him if he finds out. Anyway most oyinbo get abstract thinking & nature.

It's really insulting. Messi can never be happy about it.
The guy hates messi

Odani:
Who be 'we'?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I don't know u pls, so I didn't include you in the "we"

Hmmmm. That's rubbish. You have a wife, so why not have a baby boy and christen him Messi instead of Naming a dog Messi?

You explanation doesn't hold any water here.

You can't say u admire someone and then go on to name a dog after that person. We are not fools, and we can't accept such a lame and idiotic explanation from you.
Change the dog's name now before we arrest and jail u for life. Why not name yourself a cow?

Women are now taking the lead in crimes. See how innocent she looks. She is a mother and wife, yet decided to get involved in such heinous act.

Pls kill her fast!

May thunder fire your Blokos.
How can terrorists who deserve to die by firing squad be pampered, rehabilitated and even granted scholarships with empowerment funds and integrated back to the society and then, go back to committing same, or even worse crimes?. More sadly is the fact that only a particular region enjoys this privilege. If it were people from southeast who committed same crime, they wouldn't be enjoying same privilege. They would have been killed by firing squad and their bodies thrown into the Pacific ocean