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Travel / Re: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 15 by ellguapo: 12:49am On Jul 24, 2019
Hello please I'm trying to apply B1 Visa and I checked the embassy website and its said 142 days waiting time. Is that really the number is days i have to wait before getting interview?
Celebrities / Re: I Don’t Think I Need Marriage – Jaywon by ellguapo: 5:46am On Mar 02, 2019
Why are we black people always testy when someone/people want to breakaway from the status quo. It's not getting us anywhere... Different strokes

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Accuses INEC Of Disenfranchising Eight Million South-east Voters by ellguapo: 7:43am On Feb 27, 2019
Nigeria isn't ready for democracy yet. Whether you're PDP or APC this is nothing anyone should be proud of. I pray we get it right someday soon.

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Webmasters / Re: Consider These Things Before Registering A Domain/Business Name For A Good Brand by ellguapo: 9:02am On Jan 02, 2019
Well, if you brand is successful. You can just buy off the conflicting social media domain. Easy peasy
Science/Technology / Re: Extreme Engineering: This Wheelchair Can Climb Stairs And Overcome Obstacles. by ellguapo: 7:32am On Jul 12, 2018
We will discover this too in our new plagiarism detector
Business / Re: Afreximbank Invests $17bn In Nigeria by ellguapo: 7:29am On Jul 12, 2018
Ofcourse! Election is just few months away

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Education / Re: YABATECH Acquires Plagiarism Detecting Software by ellguapo: 7:06am On Jul 12, 2018
Well
Education / Re: Top 10 Slowest Nigerian Universities by ellguapo: 10:46pm On Sep 26, 2017
mlkraj:
1. LAUTECH
2. OAU
3. Abubakar Tafawa balewa University bauchi
4. Abia State University
5. University of Maduguri
6. University of Ibadan
7. University of Jos
8. Olabisi onobanjo university
9. Eboyin State university
10. Imo state university
forgive me if the numbering are not in order, but take or leave these are the slowest universities currently
Lol listereen,Quite the rhetoric. University of Maiduguri resumes session October 2nd and close may 30th(that's 7 months session) and June/July every year without any interruption, not even for Boko Haram attacks, there were about 7 blasts between February and June this year(unfortunately) the school wasn't closed for a day. The swiftness has been consecutive for almost 10years now. So Mr listerly listereen do some little research next time before you purge ignorance in a public space.
TV/Movies / Re: What Nigerians Are Saying About The Voice Nigeria Season 2 by ellguapo: 3:08pm On Sep 26, 2017
RobinHez:
The fundamental aim of the program was defeated in many ways...

1. The judges, were... Everything but judges. Except for a few sparks of criticism from Waje, everything they were saying was "you are a finished product..." "I will buy your cd... " " you tried... "

2. Patoranking had no business being on that seat... Coman beat me.
undecided
He chose Ebube to progress to the semi's just based on a comment Waje made about a particular thing he did during his performance (i studied his body language that day). Dude knows nothing about what he was called to do... Aside playing upandan. He's a great artist no doubt, but not someone u'd pick as a judge for such a program.

4. Choice of songs was just pathetic,,, this is a program called "The Voice" and then somebody is singing Lil Kesh song nd other naija dance songs

3. The voters... Well what can I say, voting is obviously out of favouritism... Not out of knowledge. There were many great singers during the course of the program... They were all dropped by the way by stupid voting.

I hope this program gets cancelled.
Sorry I had to quote i want rodbel to see this
Travel / Re: Tourism: These Are The Ten Most Visited Countries In Africa. by ellguapo: 4:19pm On Aug 16, 2017
jagugu88li:
Hahaha. So you are quoting yourself. This guy.

Brother man, here is a plan. Take a month's holiday and devide it into 4. Visit four countries each holiday and see life happen right infront of you. Not just Africa but, any continent you might be in.

I do it like that and pretend like I am organising some cousin's get-together getaway with my last two weeks, just to save money.

The type of visa you have talks though. Otherwise entering different countries in a period of 4 weeks might prove difficult.

I already have a plan, its african countries and africa only. Im done with four
About 52 to 50 to go...
Travel / Re: Tourism: These Are The Ten Most Visited Countries In Africa. by ellguapo: 8:52pm On Aug 12, 2017
ellguapo:


Hmmm nostalgia, table mountains.. The bus ride alone to the cable-car port will leave your stunned, marvel, the steep roads mehn... Then the cable car ride �. The beaches in cape town �.. Especially when you stay at hotels with beach fronts etc etc i loved cape town.

Bucket list
__________
I have to visit all African countries before i kick bucket, and show the world that Africa is not only, war, disaster,disease and all those negativity, some of our nations will trump most over-bloated asian, european and american holiday destinations.

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Travel / Re: Tourism: These Are The Ten Most Visited Countries In Africa. by ellguapo: 8:48pm On Aug 12, 2017
Explorers:
1. South Africa




Having hosted the 2010 FIFA World Cup and several other sporting events, it comes as little surprise that South Africa is the continent’s most popular destination for international travelers.

Rich with culture and heritage, the Rainbow nation boasts of beach fronts that stretch for thousands of miles, an abundance of wild life parks, and a nice warm temperate climate to boot.



Main Attractions: Kruger National Park, Table Mountain, Cape Winelands

Hmmm nostalgia, table mountains.. The bus ride alone to the cable-car port will leave your stunned, marvel, the steep roads mehn... Then the cable car ride �. The beaches in cape town �.. Especially when you stay at hotels with beach fronts etc etc i loved cape town.

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Education / Re: Thread For Law Students And Law Aspirants. by ellguapo: 8:39am On Aug 01, 2017
Donnetimmy:



ifelaw?
No sir, unimaidlaw
Phones / Re: Tecno Boom J8 Discussion Thread by ellguapo: 8:39am On Aug 01, 2017
Kenneth10110:


The fault is from the charge port go and change it
Alright thank you
Autos / Re: Transmission Fluids, Getting The Right One For Your Vehicle by ellguapo: 3:07pm On Jun 25, 2017
sooperrescue:
Congrats and welcome to the Motorist club of Nigeria. membership requirement is that you own a car. We just launched the club for the sake of protecting Nigerians in terms of parts, repairs and protection from law enforcement agencies. Use Total Q7000. To register just send a mail to info@arcnigeria.com stating your car brand, year and your telephone number. Membership is free.

Sent a mail sire

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Phones / Re: Tecno Boom J8 Discussion Thread by ellguapo: 2:54pm On Jun 25, 2017
Hello, after my j8 clocks a year this June, it started having charging problem, sometimes it charges and sometimes it doesnt . what could be the problem
P.S I have an original tecno charger (follow come of the phone and several other original charger like Kodak, etc ) but if the madness comes on, nothing works. Help please
Education / Re: Late UNIMAID Professor's Brother Writes Shekau, Says he will rot in hell... by ellguapo: 8:07pm On Feb 02, 2017
@lalasticlala this piece is worth it
Education / Late UNIMAID Professor's Brother Writes Shekau, Says he will rot in hell... by ellguapo: 8:02pm On Feb 02, 2017
Malam Usman Abbas, a younger brother to late Prof. Aliyu Usman Mani, who was killed during a suicide bomb attack at the University of Maiduguri (UNIMAID), has said Abubakar Shekau is a “dead man waiting to go to hell”.

Usman stated this in an open letter to Abubakar Shekau, factional leader of the Boko Haram insurgents, which was made available to the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Maiduguri on Thursday.

“I listened to your audio message in which you claimed responsibility for the suicide bomb attack that killed my brother Professor Aliyu Usman Mani and others during subh (early morning) prayer at the University of Maiduguri Staff quarters mosque on Monday January 16, 2017.

“I am addressing this letter to you and calling you “dead” because your filthy, satanic, useless and lost soul is just wandering on earth waiting to get to hell where you have earned yourself permanent residency in the deepest and most painful part of it.

“Contrary to your claim in most of your video or audio messages, the innocent people you kill are better than you in the sight of both human beings and Allah and you are the one surely going to hell.

“Your soul will never smell heaven.

“The tears I shed on the death of my brother were for my personal loss. For the deceased however, I am extremely happy because he died in a mosque, praying (in ruku’u), fasting on a Monday and was killed by your bomb.

“Given a choice, I would not mind the same type of death.

“His death was very painful but I want to assure you that you cannot stop us from going to the mosque to pray, neither can you stop us from seeking for and obtaining knowledge and education (both Islamic and western).

“We have no doubt lost a brother, father, grandfather, Professor, gentleman, pillar of support, guardian and a good man but we have gained a martyr.

“We are very proud of what Professor Aliyu Usman Mani achieved in life and in death, we are certain he died in one of the best possible ways to exit this world and that his hereafter is even better.

“In death, Professor Aliyu’s status was elevated, his popularity soared, his name heard beyond the academia, beyond the shores of Nigeria, his burial was attended by hundreds of people including my humble self and others from all walks of life prayed for him in private and in congregations at places of worship.

“You cannot change or take away the good things people said and are still saying about him neither can you change the bad things they said and are still saying about you.

“Even your parents, children and relations if you have any, cannot be proud of what you are doing not to talk of the country and Islam as a religion.

“You can only deceive the gullible, uneducated in both Islamic and western education and innocent boys and girls who did not know what they were doing into carrying out your devilish plans.

“If you are convinced that what you are doing is Islam and Almighty Allah is truly with you, then show your face, operate from a known and traceable address, use only male adults and do not brainwash small boys and girls into carrying out attacks on your behalf while you hide like a rat in a hole and claim heroism afterwards.

“I say you are already dead because “alive”, you the killer of Professor Aliyu Usman Mani, cannot show your face physically, cannot move around freely, cannot sleep peacefully, cannot command respect willfully.

” You cannot do anything normally, you cannot enjoy life fully, you can only live in the bush with your cousins the wild animals tamely, and will surely die miserably without the privilege of a proper burial,” said Usman in the letter


Read more at http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/late-unimaid-prof-s-brother-writes-shekau-says-he-is-dead-man-waiting-to-go-to-hell/183609.html#kippjHBgj5HkuMUK.99

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Education / Re: Ten (10) University With The Fastest Academic Calender 2017 by ellguapo: 11:56am On Dec 11, 2016
Unimaid starts first semester exam December(general studies) departmental exams starts 3rd of january . we resumed Oct 2nd
Education / Re: Thread For Law Students And Law Aspirants. by ellguapo: 7:29pm On Sep 30, 2016
Donnetimmy:



ifelaw?
no sir
Education / Re: Thread For Law Students And Law Aspirants. by ellguapo: 10:46pm On Sep 09, 2016
IssyGenius:
kopycats ..lol... it is good law stud have their thread oo..
how is jurisprudence? legal method?.eyin LLB
how was corporate law? property law? eyin law school 'to-be-graduates'...
legal method lol, my hard cover ESE malemi is now soft and Abiola Sanni red cover is now white. Well its worth it sha 28/30
Politics / Re: Hilarious APC Campaign (photos) by ellguapo: 10:42pm On Sep 09, 2016
ChynoBEATS:


Lol ... Keep enjoying... Dnt wrry. Ehn... This year's christmas will be more dry than that of last year....


Sai baba ....
the ram is already tamed. Lol
Politics / Re: Hilarious APC Campaign (photos) by ellguapo: 8:01am On Sep 09, 2016
ChynoBEATS:


Hmm I hope ure enjoying the change.
well, in ways you can't imagine lol
Education / Re: Thread For Law Students And Law Aspirants. by ellguapo: 11:03pm On Sep 08, 2016
omat20:
my question is how many years does it take for one to be a qualified Lawyer?
6- 7 years ordinarily

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Education / Re: Thread For Law Students And Law Aspirants. by ellguapo: 11:02pm On Sep 08, 2016
ChynoBEATS:


Naah in the U.S n in britain it is possible..
But over here in nigeria I still can't get a reliable answer tho my GF said she can cause her mentor told her its possible... But I've been skeptic about it ..
you can exempt law school itself if you have taught law for more than five years in a common law jurisdiction and 10 years in a non- common law jurisdiction
Politics / Re-awakening : Critical Comparison Between Nigeria And India by ellguapo: 7:47pm On Sep 03, 2016
[b]COPIED.

I THINK EVERY NIGERIAN THAT LOVES NIGERIA OUGHT TO READ THIS WITH PATIENCE.

The biggest country in Africa that the United Kingdom colonized is Nigeria. The biggest country that the United Kingdom colonized in Asia is India (which then comprised the present Pakistan and Bangladesh). When the UK came into Nigeria and India, like all other countries they colonized, they brought along their technology, religion (Christianity), and culture: names, dressing, food, language, etc.

Try as hard as the British did, India rejected the British religion, names, dressing, food, and even language, but they did not reject the British technology. Today, 80.5% of Indians are Hindus; 13.4% Muslims; 2.3% Christians; 1.9% Sikhs; 0.8% Buddhists, etc. Hindi is the official language of the government of India, but English is used extensively in business and administration and has the status of a “subsidiary official language.” It is rare to find an Indian with an English name or dressed in suit.
On the other hand, Nigeria embraced, to a large extent, the British religion, British culture – names, dressing, foods, and language – but rejected the British technology.

The difference between the Nigerian and the Indian experiences is that while India is proud of its heritage, Nigeria takes little pride in its heritage, a situation that has affected the nationalism of Nigerians and our development as a nation. Before the advent of Christianity, the Arabs had brought Islam into Nigeria through the North. Islam also wiped away much of the culture of Northern Nigeria. Today, the North
has only Sharia Courts but no Customary Courts. So from the North to the South of Nigeria, the Western World and the Eastern

World have shaped our lives to be like theirs and we have lost much or all of our identity.
Long after the British and Arabs left Nigeria, Nigeria has waxed strong in religion to the extent that Nigerians now set up religious branches of their home-grown churches in Europe, the Americas, Asia and other African countries. Just like the Whites brought the
gospel to us, Nigerians now take the gospel back to the Whites. In Islam, we are also very vibrant to the extent that if there is a blasphemous comment against Islam in Denmark or the US, even if there is no violent reaction in Saudi Arabia, the Islamic headquarters of the world, there will be loss of lives and destruction of property in Nigeria.

If the United Arab Emirates, a country with 75% Muslims, is erecting the tallest building in the world and encouraging the world to come and invest in its country by providing a friendly environment, Boko Haram ensures that the economy of the North (and by extension that of Nigeria) is crippled with bombs and bullets unless every Nigerian converts to Boko Haram’s brand of Islam. We are indeed a very religious people. Meanwhile, while we are building the biggest churches and mosques, the Indians, South Africans, Chinese, Europeans and Americans have taken over our key markets: telecoms, satellite TV, multinationals, banking, oil and gas, automobile, aviation, shopping malls, hospitality, etc.

Ironically, despite our exploits in religion, we are a people with little godliness, a people without scruples. It is rare to do business with a Nigerian pastor, deacon, knight, elder, brother, sister, imam, mullah, mallam, alhaji or alhaja without the person laying landmines of bribes and deception on your path. We call it PR, facilitation fee, processing fee, transport
money, financial engineering, deal, or whatever. But if it does not change hands, nothing gets done. And when it is amassed, we say it is “God’s blessings.” Some people assume that sleaze is a problem of public functionaries, but the private sector seems to be worse than the public sector these days.

One would have assumed that the more churches and mosques that spring up in every nook and cranny of Nigeria, the higher the
morals in our society. But it is not so. The situation is that the [/b]

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Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri, (UNIMAID) 2016/2017 Aspirants. by ellguapo: 6:11pm On Aug 02, 2016
I don't know if anyone noticed, last year admission list is no more on the website. I think you guys should pray and brace up. Pray everyone gets the admission and cause they hoped for
Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri, (UNIMAID) 2016/2017 Aspirants. by ellguapo: 4:13am On Jul 30, 2016
Alfredjones1:

yes, so please when is the deadline for the screening registration, i tried doing it today but it proved furtile, hope is not too late if i do it on Monday
No Deadline stated yet

Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri, (UNIMAID) 2016/2017 Aspirants. by ellguapo: 12:33pm On Jul 29, 2016
Alfredjones1:

Hello, am a DE applicant and am still confuse about this screening issue that have been haphazardly circulating, though i have not yet registered, but please has the school finally decides to conduct pre-admission screening instead of post-admission, in your own view do you advise we go ahead and register for the screening. Sir your response will be of much values to Us.
Thanks as i await to hear your response

Well sir, its just a process mandated by FG, so it isn't farfetched, so I'd advise if the portal is open for de applicant you should go ahead with the procedeure . The website is legit. Has jamb sent your detail to the school ?
Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri, (UNIMAID) 2016/2017 Aspirants. by ellguapo: 6:49am On Jul 28, 2016
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Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri, (UNIMAID) 2016/2017 Aspirants. by ellguapo: 4:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
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