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NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
lols.... Who be that your babe?
Asueli.........u should complete that
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:19pm On Aug 30, 2015
Physika:
Brov.. Ah nor redi to buy nadah fr any mamiwater market o..
Ma supplies ah gonna be fresh out of d kitchen.. Dnt dull cool
God go butter ur bread.....make I com tag along
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
Harinholar:
...sure...abi u are a 1st klass student nii...smile#
Laff in hindi......coughs in madarin....looks u wit Sudanese eyes........I am not a first class nonsense.......#puff weed
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:15pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
*adjust collar* *Straightens neck* *Draws out Check book* How much you won make I write for you? lols....
#adjust my seat....first return all my entrprnurship fee, and calculate ROI if I invested in nairabet..should be arnd 4 milla




#as I was a member of unserious Group...I go return una 1k5 wey I share



#then you go giv me 1k nd ROI making 170k for heroes of our nonsense past wey I do for 400lvl



#and say I settle ouuta court nd say my goons here no bite U, pay tithe of 3 milla...


Oya write my check



Buh as I heard u wr a gud president, cuz av hrd u speak to ma babe b4...and cuz. Of baba otokiti efforts during clerance.....I Forgive all debts......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:09pm On Aug 30, 2015
Harinholar:
....deir are university nd deir are also university...some deir 1st klass student are deir jehovah cos 2 produce anoda 1 e go teyyyy...so dey fit retain dem and make it deir statue...lolsss....bt as 4 ma skul 1st student ma mango..so e no shake us...all I knw is dat if dey are posted anywer, dey can be psoted 2 universities 4 deir ppa......no argue skulz dey diff....I rest ma case
Either university or univercity........schools will always cherish dier first class product
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:08pm On Aug 30, 2015
Physika:
Stretch out ur right hand, hold it at d elbow joint wit ur left hand.. Yeah! like that.. grin

Ama part red seas jux lyk moses cool
Cnt belive I actually did that........u craaayyyyy man
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:06pm On Aug 30, 2015
babatawa:
Congratulatory message printed out, cut into two
1. used to roll SK 2.used to blow cattarh and mailed back to the sender
Glad I could help ur situation......pick 2 nd dispose off the thrash........
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 11:05pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
Oya chop knuckles
Same here. I am from (President) Business and Entrepreneurship department
Choi....as I meet u here, make u thank God ni ooo....boys for arrange u for me.....una dept. Scam me no be small.....well I be SAKA MAHMUD BOY.....nd my babe graduatd from ur dept too.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
Physika:
grin grin Yeye guy


U sef, ah bin wan do lyk ah nor see am..
U dey find truble o cheesy
Oya no vex, I blv ur moses rod will still go between seas...............
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:56pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
Are you a Kwasuite?
Yes I am,.......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:54pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
Don't argue on what you don't know sir. Some Uni do request that their graduates who made first class should be posted or redeploy back to them.
Cc harinholar
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:53pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
Don't argue on what you don't know sir. Some Uni do request that their graduates who made first class should be posted or redeploy back to them.
My God add to your knowledge....Some people just go to school simply to take lectures and pass exams.....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:51pm On Aug 30, 2015
babatawa:
Na beamborlah him gas blame if he nur find am
Cc peeesika ( physika )...........

U should see this
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:49pm On Aug 30, 2015
Shegofams:
Unilorite?
KwasUite
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:45pm On Aug 30, 2015
Physika:
Kwakwakwakwa..
Ah nor wan talk wetin dey ma mouth abeg lipsrsealed
U beta let us knw ur status sharp sharp b4 its too late ooo......
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:43pm On Aug 30, 2015
Harinholar:
...haba elmisti, u fall ma hand....so are u telling mi ur university has d power 2 tell nysc where 2 post u?....wettin concern nysc wit ur grad in skul.....
Srsly, I am made to blv they do....in m skul, our first class always come bk for service...atleast I hve seen two. Sets....although not all ar released.. Buh atlest 2/5....
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:38pm On Aug 30, 2015
babatawa:
Congratulatory message declined
Congratulatory message reviewed and resent
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
bjay5585:
Wu b dis? Serve in ur sch u finished frmhuh
Relax...sit back and learn
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:35pm On Aug 30, 2015
Physika:
Shey na cos u wan arrange china fr me na im com make u dey skata yarn fr me abi shocked
Oya keep ya chinas huh

Ah nor fit dey call cow 'bros cow' jux cos say ah wan chop meat.. Lai lai.
Buhahaha....ar u even sure u will be able to take the chinashuh??cuz rumor is rnd that ABU list was after babatawa etutu....and I doubt he. Didn't involve ur huh U. Knw huh
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:32pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
You care to explain further what you mean by "work your papers"?
thanks
Will assume u ar. Not a first class student...So u will av to work your. Way there like every normal CM
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:31pm On Aug 30, 2015
bjay5585:
Wu b dis? Serve in ur sch u finished frmhuh
Yes bro, its how the system works...schools ar allowed to keep/recall some of their first. Class students, and dey do dier service dere....I av seen it not once!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:27pm On Aug 30, 2015
Xcozee, can. U remind me which school yet to upload.....or is err1 good. To go?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:25pm On Aug 30, 2015
donxab:
ABU! catch me if you can!!! grin grin grin * snatches elmisti's weed* zooms off to page 1400
Kikikiki.....nice move, no be that page person call the school stupid?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:23pm On Aug 30, 2015
Physika:
shocked shocked
*singing* One step at a tym.. Only one step at a tym..
Btw, i dnt want oloshi cheesy abeg...
Be like. Say smtn dey do u for inner head....or is jhonny bravo gone?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:21pm On Aug 30, 2015
idirect:
Hello fellow PCMs,
How is it possible for one to serve in a University where he/she graduated from? Please I need to the best way to go about it.
Thanks
If u ar a first class student, ur. Uni av the power to retain U, ifu ar not...mke u start to dey work ur papers
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:20pm On Aug 30, 2015
Shegofams:
Who dey dey deal with MaryJane for here?
Pssst....place ur orders
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:17pm On Aug 30, 2015
donxab:
I been dey upload ABU list, I just dey finish
If aggrieved almajiri boys catch U, dem fit skin U before u explain urslf oooo
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:15pm On Aug 30, 2015
Swagk101:
Okay...3 oloshos for only you. I'll foot the bill.
Tah! Na physika dey do china tins... Be like say u no sabi my taste.....I. Go manage. D bottle of origin sha...and transfer d babes go physika, he needs. To verify something sef
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:07pm On Aug 30, 2015
Peeesikaa oooooo( physika ), abeg verify ur jhonny bravo ooo, cuz I no trust babatawa....is it still dere?
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:04pm On Aug 30, 2015
Swagk101:
Naturally ahead of you tongue
Be like say una calendar dey moon walk
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:03pm On Aug 30, 2015
Swagk101:
Thanks bruh, I owe you some bottles of orijin & one jumbo sized weed
U can't owe me WEED, not to talk of ordinary Jumbo......its like owing the sea water......abeg offer me anoda thing
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 10:01pm On Aug 30, 2015
Swagk101:
Good to go grin ABU...Naturally ahead!!!
Naturally kinihuh??

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