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Travel › Re: Tanker Explosion At Otedola-Ojodu, Berger Lagos: 20 Cars Burnt (Photos) by elmisti(m): 8:15pm On Jun 28, 2018
saw this happening live, one can only imagine how many life was lost cuz someone somewhere did something wrong.


while this was happening, foolish FRSC still allowed tankers come very closed to the scene of the infermo, i was in a bus behind d tanker, come and see as people wr scrambling for dia life.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 2:01am On Jun 27, 2018
BS part 2

we got bak home and wifey ate a bit but almost err1 at home have one issue or the other about d day, we licked our wounds and sha force one another to bed, Next morning i woke up and went to freshen up (have to travel bak to work, some important report needed to be submitted). so as i was eating my rice ( grandma cldnt sleep so she passed tym with cooking) then wifey stood up from bed to peed and she called me that water again, Madam u feel any pain, she say no, instructed her to get her scan done and see d doctor ( was pissed about d whole thing already). left for Abeokuta and resumed work jejely , but i was not completely in d office. was doing my thing when she sent a screenshot of the new scan report, EDD shited to after 3days again. ajust glanced through and said okay ( missed the scan summary).

On a second look, i saw d word severe ( my heart hanged in my throat) her condition was termed SEVERE OLIGOHYDRAMNIOS , dragged google out and started reading again, then theh say its when the water protecting d baby is not enough, ah! i shivered. wifey is back with the doctor already and he advised a CS be done ASAP, not thinking twice i gave consent, told the report in office wanka! took the next bus bak to Lagos, pkugged in wifey favorite song (thats d only song on my phone ) . got bak as if i flew, wifey is vn prepared already, went home to change into something else ( have dis clothe i always picture me wearing qhen i meet my cute baby gal). On getting bak to the clinic, em say dey don start already Ahba! i ddnt get to talk to my wifey na, grandma was already calling d God she serves.)


Then something happened, my wife was screaming ontop of her voice, are this people mad? i thought, what am i paying for if my wife still screams and feel pain during her CS, drag one of the nurses that came out of the theatre and questioned why she was in pain, apparently wifey was subconscious and thinks she is just sikently praying, few minute i hear peson knack person and one voice started crying, grand ma acknowledged baby arrival in prayer started requesting her wife be retuned too ( definitly u will take your cash and then card when u use the machine). in like 40min or an hour, all was done, my wife was moved out, baby gal was cleaned up too at 3.2kg. tears dropped from my eye when wifey called me, first thing she said was dint worry, i will give you two more(wifey love me die) told her to chill then she started giving list if pple i need to call ( i hardly can live without her) took that and baby was brought to me, i ran( a whole baby, as in human being, and u say its my own) give baby to grandma i told nurse.


Grand ma blessed and blessed her, she said i shoukd meet her and bless her too, i couldnt pray, but made her d first promise on dis soil.


*THE END*

mother and daughter doing well. thank you all for the support here. will implore fellow men reading the thread to keep following. travelling to newborn thread.


*GRACIAS*

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 1:27am On Jun 27, 2018
well, ,his will be a long one but i shall be as direct as i can be


MY BABY GAL BS


So its our first child (after a miscarriage on first attempt) and all was going well, DW moved to my parents house in lagos 2 weeks before the EDD and i have been jejely following this thread from month 5( God bless everyone that makes this platform work)

so down till her EDD DW was just there still on normal routine, very active, no pains or any discomfort at all till she crossed the due date, i was not worried since she is okay and d baby was doing fine in her duplex tummy, i would joke that my baby is still finishing her make-up (sinve wifey always delay me too wit dat). Long story short, EDD crossed a week, started getting worried but then made it an habit of asking every hour on d hour if she is not feeling anything. with a straight face she always answers No.

fast forward to last friday, baby was 42+ weeks and wifey have said all prayers and assured herself its that night, came bak to lag and it was all as usual, i vex ask, wont doctor induce you like dis, she said doctor says till next week (apparently he miscalculated or forgot her period). issokay then i said, hopefully baby comes bedore then.

saturday morning after her morning bath, she noticed small water, but then just washed it off (wifey can bathe for africa) so she leaked a bit and we ddnt know, still kept asking the are you feeling anything question and answer was d same. we slept Saturday night hoping d next day is d day, then viola! she woke me sunday morning and informed me her wrapper was wet and d mattress too, u will soon start feeling contractions i assured her, dusted d hospital bag and put in a side, told her to hold till its a bit clear before we drive down to d clinic since she is not feeling anything yet and it was drizzling.

she climbed staircase all by herself, we gusted to d car +i come confuse if wifey is in any labor at all, abi na urine dey bedhuh) we got to the clinic and told d nurse on duty that my wife have leaked water, d way wifey just sat down dere sef is not comvincing that she is in any labor, then i rushed and unmute myself here to get beta insight while i wait for Doc. (tanx zanie et all for ue responses). Apparwntly, doctor was not around (later found out d nigga travelled) we wr asked to go home and come bak when she feel any pain.

So we went bak home, on mission wifey must feel contractions, she started walking round d building, pound yam, chase chickens, instead of contractions, we got more water, dis time i saw clearly and was very confused, madam i asked agaian, are you sure u ar okay? she say yes, are you sure my baby is okay? she said baby has not moved in a while.

i entered overdrive straight up (my baby was very active all through pregnancy) devil is a liar i thought, asked again on this forum and got same answer, madam i called her, u ar going to bring my baby today, let us go bak to the clinic and get u induced. We got there past 3pm and dey gave her a pill, i told her how d process will be +this group don make me semi infant doctor), after the first pill, she started having back ache and stomach ache (in my mind i was like finally!)...i believed we av started d journey only for nurse to check and say her cervix is not opened at all, u say wetin, biko give am anoda one, two and three pills and cervix no open oo(the doctor sent a colleague to replace him) na here we go dey in my mind, wifey was furious too (clinc staffs attitude didnt help) We were ther till doctor returned oo( grannies were disoriented already) Doctor took his time too before attending to us (untill my wife eat chicken and chips before i will forgive him). He ddnt bother checking her, administered injection for her back and told us to do some scan d next day. We went back home heads down.

typing part 2
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
Goood day all, BA finally.. DW delivers. its a baby girl.


long story since yesterday.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
Goood day all, BA finally.. DW delivers. its a baby girl.


long story since yesterday.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 5:53pm On Jun 25, 2018
Goood day all, BA finally.. DW delivers. its a baby girl.


long story since yesterday.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 2:15pm On Jun 24, 2018
mamatwiny:
Call your supervisor to give you sometime off, maybe 2 days, except you have another person to take care of her...
tanx all. will update u wen i see d doc again in d evening.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 1:08pm On Jun 24, 2018
Ejika48:
oga u re very funny o. U won't have time keep?@this stage? Oga I love my wife no b for mouth o. If my husband should say dz ehn? Well don't worry sha.... Shey there's no other hospital around just go to another one jejely. I think that's her water leaking. Safe delivery
lol madam, i work in a different state ni and will travel early morning tomorrow except something happens. we are at home still, no contractions she is exercising and we still getting some leakages, d water is yellowish (not clear). Me myself want to be dere for my princess home coming nd same i dnt want to make wrong decisions. abi person wey no get contractions at all fit laborhuh
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 8:03am On Jun 24, 2018
zaynie:
Its her water that is leaking. The baby is term already. Take her to the hospital so she can be checked. There is what is called a painless delivery, she might be experiencing it. Make she no go born for house.




You won't have time after today? Uncle, once your wife falls into labour you better have time o, when the baby is born she will need you more than ever.
Make time, mbok
thankx all, we are bak home and doc. was not around but said DW should come bak when she is aving contractions. am furious, no one even checked if she is dilating or anything. am thinking of taking her to anoda clinic.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 7:08am On Jun 24, 2018
viettastitches:
she said go to the hospital asap and give me a birthday mate today
right on our way, will be updating.
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by elmisti(m): 6:16am On Jun 24, 2018
good morning all, sorry for gender intrusion, but abeg i don get Belle too since my wife us preggy.


i need insight on a issue as am going to be making decisions today, my wife is past two of the three EDD she has, and since friday we av noticed liquid dicharge from her veejay, i dnt know if its her water or something else, she is not in any pain though but i can see it in her that she is tired of the pregnancy, is this enough reason for induction? how long will it take as i wont have tine after today? abeg make una answer me before una go church ooooo!
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 11:37am On Jun 13, 2018
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brown, 11
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 11:13am On Jun 13, 2018
Travel Ads › Re: Smyoot: Shop & Ship From China, USA, Dubai & UK (Express, Cargo & Shipping) by elmisti(m): 10:29pm On Jun 10, 2018
Politics › Re: ‘Transmission’ In Buhari’s Letter Evokes Laughter Among Senators by elmisti(m): 3:07pm On Jun 06, 2018
lol
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elmisti(m): 12:08pm On May 07, 2018
lolagreg:
Goodmorning all. Pls can I complete the whole registration within 2 or 3 days? I want to apply for Msc Public Administration, and I would like to know how much would be needed for registration,so as to know if I can afford it within a week since the closing date is 14th May.
roughly 80k and yes you can finish in 3days.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elmisti(m):
farydah:
pls can u assist me with a WhatsApp group for msc public admin?
i just enrolled for same program. whatsapp. i av nt seen any group thi.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elmisti(m): 1:43pm On Apr 27, 2018
Kazrem:
Carry out the below steps.

Payment Not Reflecting


Follow these simple steps.

1. On the homepage, nouonline.net, click on check RRR. 

2. Enter the RRR code and choose payment category (wallet funding). Then click on submit.

3. It would say successful.

4. Then go back and login into your portal.

5. Click on Manage Wallet, Check Wallet Payment.

6. On the new page, enter the RRR code and click on Check Wallet Payment. 

7. Go back and login into your portal, it will reflect.
done. worked
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elmisti(m): 9:54am On Apr 27, 2018
Funkybabee:
Send a mail to remita to help u activate it
ok. will do dat now
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elmisti(m): 9:40am On Apr 27, 2018
Funkybabee:
Did u check for ur rrr payment before u log in and did u load it when u log in
saying invalid rrr when i try to check. my bank have been debited already and remita av sent a reciept via mail.
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by elmisti(m): 6:25am On Apr 27, 2018
good morning, i am through with admission screening and tried funding my wallet using my atm card. its past 7hours now and my wallet is still reading zero balance. although have received a transaction notification in my mail. do i need to do somrthing else?
Politics › Re: Abolaji Idris Ajimobi: "I Married The Best Young Woman The North Had To Offer" by elmisti(m): 4:58pm On Apr 23, 2018
Olawalesadiq:
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
Lmao
Education › Re: See New Update: National Open University 2019 Application For Admission by elmisti(m): 10:45pm On Apr 22, 2018
hello. i just tried applying for a msc. and paid with my card already. payment was successful. what is d bext step?
Politics › Re: Governor Obiano Reconstructing Zik Roundabout Onitsha (Photos) by elmisti(m): 10:02am On Apr 16, 2018
dmgs
Foreign Affairs › Re: South Africa Buries Nelson Mandela's Wife, Winnie Mandela Today Aimed Tears by elmisti(m): 6:10pm On Apr 14, 2018
Amid tears.
Sports › Re: Millions Of Voters Attempt To Elect Mo Salah As President Of Egypt by elmisti(m): 4:52pm On Mar 31, 2018
TIA



THIS IS AFRICA
Career › Re: Enquiries: Chartered Institute Of Personnel Management [CIPM] Membership by elmisti(m): 1:40pm On Mar 31, 2018
Maxzuel:
good day, pls can you help me with intermediate 2 past questions?? Maxwellchukwuekete@gmail.com
good day bro. u can get all past questions and study materials on d cipm site for free now
Celebrities › Re: Femi Branch Marries Third Wife In Style (Photos) by elmisti(m): 4:22am On Mar 31, 2018
Jochabed:
Things like this used to be a taboo!!!��. But it's now the order of the day. Too bad!! The same romantic things he tell his thrid wife,was the same thing he told the other women before her.
it was never a taboo anywhere in d history of Africa!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Expels Diplomats From 23 Countries As Spy Row Deepens by elmisti(m): 4:17am On Mar 31, 2018
Henri8:
Not jus uncle but their grandmother. Russia is the motherland.
this got me ROTFL
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Expels Diplomats From 23 Countries As Spy Row Deepens by elmisti(m): 9:46pm On Mar 30, 2018
naijjaman:
Ok. Let's strike out Nigeria from our discourse cheesy

I'm here, so i can give you a clearer picture. I am an independent, not a liberal or conservative. Russia is in trouble, honestly. Watch events in the next 30 days and share what you think. First, you don't go and dare Uk the way they did and they shouldn't have figured out that Trump was going to have their back, because of the stupidd dossier they have on him. Trump knows he is doomed if he doesn't have the support of his people and that's why is going to be more tough on Russia.

Here's an update for you. That's from my site, read it!

https://www.naijasquare.com/threads/trump-refuses-to-impose-new-russia-sanctions-despite-law-passed-by-us-congress-over-election-hacking.3206/
lets keep watching bro.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Expels Diplomats From 23 Countries As Spy Row Deepens by elmisti(m): 8:49pm On Mar 30, 2018
CSTR1002:
So Russia has more influence in the Middle East than America and Europe combined?

Pass me that weed. It is strong
lol. first. lets agree dis is not a weed joint discussion.



Now lets get bak to it. how many of EU/American forces are on ground in the middle east?

How many of Russia's?



That guy is single handedly flushing out ISIS and gets very minimal reprisal attacks unlike french, UK and Germany....

lets do facts bro
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Expels Diplomats From 23 Countries As Spy Row Deepens by elmisti(m): 8:46pm On Mar 30, 2018
naijjaman:
Yes, you are right! Trump is sympathetic to Russia but Americans are not. American Presidents do what their people want unlike the garbage we have in Nigeria and that's why Trump even expelled 60 Russians to my surprise but the truth is that Russia is trembling right now cheesy cheesy because they are pushing US very far.
please bro. do me a great favor. dont remind me Nigerian.


back to discourse. its nit shocking how Trump is reacting but do u notice he is not all twitter lousy and chest beating like it is with him. his hands are forced. but goo politics play altogether. currently though. Putin na d man followed by that chinese demon.

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