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So dem no even kill am..... Wetin I pay those guys for??

I personally don't like eating dis....


Team Amala!!!


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Na novel b dis na



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Okay na... A-P-SHE!!!!



#Elposeidon

Like we care... If he is dead... He is dead.... If he isn't.... He is dead.... Yeeboe person!!!!!



#Elposeidon

Okay... My mouth is still opened... Is dis shit real

Omo... wat will dis terrorists gain from killing.... And d craziest tin is dat dae claim to be doing it for Allah....


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If dis man sud pack up and leave naija... We don finish be dat..

[quote author=Baritone post=39989508][/quote]Thanks bro.... Entered olukayode and was looking like a fool....

How d hell does ur post rhyme wit ya topic?....
Abeg go learn how to give ur post a nice topic.....
Nice writeup... Will surely learn from it

No b d phone I promise introvert and ladyf b dis?....
ladies b starting their ho business for dis phone.... Mark my words!!!!!

Most times I just sit down and ask myself..... What is dat tin I av learnt from these air celebrities and I couldn't give a tangible answer....... I want us to ask ourselves dat question....
These celebrities take singing as an occupation and they are celebrated around..... D question we should ask ourselves is..... 'Do I celebratemy family doctor like dis.... Not to talk of God....

My gift to these Igbos is dis

Imagine..... Crime for school too.....


In other news.... Nairaland don dae turn me to name checker.... Na d name first come my mind


#Elposeidon

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I believe everyone has a particular type....
We have d legs kinda guy(these guys go after ladies because of her legs).....
D height guys(some may get aroused because of dis alone)......
D bum guys(dis guys are less concerned about any other part of d body as long as she has a nice a**).....
D booby guys(dese guys care about only d booby (na dem plenty pass)...).....
D face guys(u are ugly-get lost!!!)..
D condition guys(my specialty!!!!!!!-guys dat will have body conditions before approaching a lady.... My conditions are pretty simple-fine face,gravity defying boobs... palatable backside,full hair on her head,chocolate or dark.... I don't do light skinned)....
D curves guys(dey are more concerned about your curves).... e.t.c ..... Most guys don't know these but dia are ladies dat u just can't date... no matter how beautiful she is... it's because she is not really your type.... One of d reasons you will see an incredibly handsome dude marry a lady dat is not beautiful but has d big boobs.....

saopauloman:
stupid boy .u cant even white good English

See kettle calling pot black..... White

Please...... D name of d link of d site dat I am posted to..... Can it be checked wit a fone??

Guy abeg dash me dis dog..... Na d type I dae luk 4

where can I get it in akure please

op abeg mention me wen u return

FriedPlantain:
This is an obvious sign the guy wasn't prepared for the exam and he most likely won't do that well in the exam.

Your name shouldn't be friedplantain because it's your brain that is obviously fried..... Idiot

CuckoldMaster:
Yoruba and rape, 5 & 6

[color=#000099][/color] I just noticed STUPIDITY is your natural talent

funlord:
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!

Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"

Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"

All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity

I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."

Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG!

Dude...... you just became my idol