₦airaland Forum

Swissh:
Put your fat lips as a bet. Lampard never won PFA player of the year award. You are even a bigger fool than I thought.

But he won a Premier league player of the season na

eph12:
Imagine the Joe Cole disrespect

Inside life!!

airmark:
Elrony, can you see why i said his brain had been SWISSHED off?

Swissh, the idiot, who was the epl player of 2004/2005?

LMAO

Larride will Abba Kyari approve the 2 months free electricity for Nigerians?

Shey prepaid customers go follow, make I know my fate. I don't have money since lockdown hook me for house

Expert17:
Someone that reduce the shame for EPL by winning World-best ooo.


Schmeicel, Giggs, Shearer, Ronaldo and Henry are the untouchables in EPL best 11

I can't remove Ronaldo for nobody, his latter EPL years him no get mate for league, na external leagues him competition dey

airmark:
We are talking about an epl player of the season, you are mentioning Pires. Why not mention Kanu?

Your brain has been SWISSHED off.

afrodoc2:
Just so painful that nobody is mentioning Hazard’s name despite spending 7yrs in the league.

The queue is long, he'll have to dislodge Salah, Manè and Mahrez first.

He wan enter there when them never consider Shekpites legends like Salomon Kalou and Malouda?

Expert17:
Swissh all time EPL best 11

Aluminium

sagna............. Mustafi.........Campbell.......Clichy

Pires......Viera.....Diaby........Reyes

Henry.... Pepe

This is a fact, law and theory, no hypothesis needed..

The disrespect on Cristiano Ronaldo tho


"He has no business being in EPL all time 11"

Why will he have a business being there when he's the business?

Skimpledawg:
Everly, we go survive am.

Iseeeeee!!!!

raumdeuter:
Your post dem always dey funny,
This your chloroquine and Azithromycin wey you get as your last line of defence sef, be like as those posters on this thread wey believe in hit and chop grass. The Chloroquines I ordered from Naija 3 weeks ago never land, e be like say someone don corner am for Fedex

Dem say if you enter ICU for Corona, na 50-50 o

The bold has always been my message, People thinking any healthcare will care for them whether govt or private insurance. The best thing you can do for yourself is live a healthy lifestyle and hope your immunity will be there to fight for you. If push come to shove, they will prioritze those wey get money or powerful over everyone else

everything else na gobe

All the jazz advcates we had on this thread some months back, How far na? when will the chop and eat grass tales start working for Corona

All those one Alhaji for interior village do jazz money, I use jazz hit one person e dey chop grass, Now is your time to become millionaires

I don taya for you

Skimpledawg:
Very good man. Wike no want make we chop again

Nna ehn �

This lockdown catch me for bad place, we go pull thru Las las

Ibime:
Nah mate, I no dey fear Covid. My immune system is strong and I have faith in my chloro and Azithro. I have a team of 5 in Supplies who I expect to show face 3 times a week, so I must also show face. Infact in two weeks time, I will increase my days to 4 from Thursday to Sunday. Everyone should be worried about the economic impact when this is over and those who were derelict in their duties will get it worse. Worst case scenario, I have life insurances up to my eyeballs that will take care of my family wella, which is all I hustle for anyway.

Stay safe chief, the worst case scenario no go reach you by God's grace

airmark:
We should only blame ourselves for all the deaths caused by Boko haram. Both Jonathan and this present government should take all the blame, not one fvcking Chad.

Giant of Africa, my foot.

Skimpledawg:
Happy lockdown Bishop.

Pastor, how your side na?

Skimpledawg:
Lmao

Hian

afrodoc2:
The ship on why Nigeria has so few ventilators has sailed.
Do you guys realize we don’t even have enough doctors in Nigeria?

Like Dayo stated, all these are long term problems that were created by 60yrs of mismanagement and can’t be solved in 2 weeks.

What we should be focusing on now is what can be done to improve the situation RIGHT NOW, rather than lamenting or complaining about lack of facilities and equipment.

I thought Ngige said we had enough doctors, and the rest can leave Nigeria if they want to


I saw the map indicating the ratio of doctors to patients per region and I felt like hunting him down. If we get critical case, we are doomed.


A part of me wants him to contract corona with heavy viral load, no "abload" to run to.

I'm tired of this country.

raumdeuter:
There are things we should have done before Corona for the past 60yrs which we didn't do. Now it has come to us and we have to find a solution. Buhari can say Jonathan spent 6yrs didnt build hospital, Jonathan blame OBJ, OBJ blame Abacha, Abacha blame IBB. All that but how does it help us right now

It's like a man who didn't train himself to be fit for 30yrs, One day a lion is chasing him and he is asking you for advice

Genteesjay Lion is chasing me what should I do right now

genteesjay : You should have been working out since age 10, you should have been watching your diet, you should have been this and that

All that does not help him right now and he needs a solution right now

How will FG increase testing capacity? Shey with the non-existent test kits that even advanced countries don't have? or what exactly

Economy is the least worry for now, The whole world will likely enter recession and nobody to borrow another country money cos the sky is falling on everyone

Na people wey survive go deal with economy

We better hope that either our weather, our acquired immunity over the years, The gods we worship or something come to our aid cos...

Ahswearugad mehn!!!

Eruditor:
Of course, it is a lie but when you press him he will tell you he is not talking about COVID-19.

I don't think it's a lie tho, especially on the Ikotun part Odizeey mentioned.

Just saw some video now, with them confirming the bagco sac of rice and bread was what Lagos State allocated to Ikotun LCDA to hand to some of the residents.


Omo that thing no go reach me for two weeks

odizeey:
E dey social media na

Lol classic Nigger-area.


I have nothing to say

Omo, y'all should stay safe please.



At least until food finish for house

odizeey:
Them give vi people bag of rice while ikotun Na scanty food.
Buy ventilator, una say una won beg, oya use money order for food Na.

The bolded is true?

afrodoc2:
There is already a breakdown of law and order in parts of Southern Italy( the poorer half of Italy).
People have started starving over there.

However the government can’t magically take a few days to fix all the problems that we have had as a country for decades.
If you want the government to fix poverty, poor electricity, corruption, lack of good facilities in 1 week before we go on lockdown, you are on a long thing.

The question is simple. Do you want disease or do you want starvation?

This one no be choice o

odizeey:
Even the food is one derica of rice and 120 naira bread.

. hahahaha

raumdeuter:
Like 4 weeks ago, I went to African store and bought 2 bags of rice. last week I went back and they said all their parboiled rice have been bought up by non Africans cos they heard there was rice, Me sef enter Walmart no rice, I had to go early morning one of the first to enter and na so so brown rice, Basmati rice I saw, even one rice like this that is about triple the lenght of our own rice grain. I even bought some Mexican noodles, even those type of break Jews eat, I just dumped in the freezer
I go sabi eat anything by force.
One of my friends has started gardening in his yard to start living off the land

I hope soon people wont start eating dog food

LMAO

airmark:
I didn't say he made it yesterday. I only learnt that last december that everyone with guns even licensed, will be arrested if found.

That's why amotekun are also not allowed to carry arms. Do your DD.



What's fake news?

You're actually right.

I think it was last year...

Amoto94:
Complete your statement. Your type will hide behind the current situation to spread bile. #pathetic

OK

airmark:
You want to mock my in-laws, which one is abload?

Lol

The thing don enter my mouth sef, too much banter no good

Expert17:
Scholes 499 Games 107 goals.....No penalty........He played with top class Forwards, who love to score the goals alone.......

Lampard 609 games 177 goals ....32 penalties scored

Gerrard 504 games 120 goals.....29 penalties scored

Paulo >>>>Fat Frank and Sloppy Steve

airmark:
Ok. Where's diggz?

In the abload na

iamoyindamola:

Lol wetin man go do na?


To even play ball for field now dey fear me