₦airaland Forum

airmark:
If Ibime could remember God and not fenibeso, who am i not to be scared?

I asked my wife to go for test she refused, as she stopped going to work just last week. I have told her, if she coughs once i will leave the house for her.

LMAO

No break your vow o

chic2pimp:
Oh boy I no like am o. I don try sote but my body no agree.

Which one be the best one? Cuz any mediocre one fit kill my interest for good.

Oya watch Castlevania e dey Netflix

iamoyindamola:
Naija private company Dan they get sense, the fear of corona
We were given 2-weeks work from home today

Them never talk anything here, me just submit my request for annual leave this afternoon as I no receive any notice.


Can't be found plying the streets of Lagos from next week

[quote author= post=87697309]Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
We just love what the Zimbabwean policemen did to the church members that floated the 'worship God at home' order in their country yesterday.
The video 'sweet' die.

Our leaders should enforce all it takes for people to be sensible in this perilous times.
And the remaining religious leaders that refused to comply so far should do the right thing.
Our Lord and Saviour answers prayers from any corner you are!
They who have ears, let them hear....

What we all need is to be very very careful of our surroundings and staying at home will protect you from the virus more than 90%
That should be adhere to.
Listen to the FG and your state government to keep your self, family and country safe.

No pandemic in the history of the world has been like this Coronavirus issue : CNN



This is what our Holy Book told us concerning this particular issue......... [/quote]You're quite ill-informed if you think that was a recent video.


SMH y'all should stop spreading fake news.

Expert17:
THANKS

You're welcome chief!

chic2pimp:
One of my close friends in Uni was mauddd into it but I can seem to get into it. Don't know why

You no like anime ?

You fit glance thru Castlevania sha, Make brain. 3 seasons, 10 episodes each.

airmark:
My brother, i haven't enjoyed life to the fullest yet.

Hehehe so you sef dey fear

The thing get as e be I no go lie, one doesn't even know if they'll be residual effects on the long run after recovery. Better not to get it at all.

chic2pimp:
Thanks Bro. Much Appreciated!

I really do Hope not. The devastation it'll cause will be unprecedented. Dad now takes orders from Me now Sef. I don ban am from going to Church til further notice(He wasn't a regular anyways but still)

You are doing well bro. I pray y'all get through this, on top.

Expert17:
Am fucking serious...... Am going for test 2morow

Phew!!!

Biko stay safe mans

airmark:
I sip warm water, sprinkled with lemon, lime and ginger every morning and night.

God will be with you bro.

Make I kuku adopt this one

nihilistjnr:
Those are also symptoms of being a Scummy sha, so you may be safe.

Corona no catch you one bit. Agbaya!!!

Expert17:


Am having those symptoms already.

lol, easy jor

chic2pimp:
Bro I'd lying if I said it's easy but hey what can you do but soldier on. As a Massive fan of Comedy, I am currently rewatching all my favourites ones. Heck there is a programme called Ready Steady Cook that I used to love back in the day but not seen an episide in a long time. I am back watching it now.


Also all of you idiots risking the Lives of Health Care Workers like my Mum by refusing to adhere to simply instructions, I hope you get comeuppance real soon. Stay the F@#k at home and let Health Care workers and other Key workers do their Jobs. Only leave your House if it's ABSOLUTELY necessary to do so.

Stay safe bro, and mum too.

I dey pray make our cases for here no explode like Europe cos I don't know how we gon handle it.

raumdeuter:
Even in the US, I don't know anyone personally who has been tested and I am thinking less than 5% of the population have been tested to arrive at that figure. Test kits are not enough to go around

So it's likely there are 4 times that number they are showing currently who are carrying it

Govt is trying to manage and not cause panic which is their job, Your own as individuals is to use your sense and sit at home and pray.

Some people are still going to bars and beaches though

This is even more serious than I thought.

Na to stay home sure pass, I still dey wonder how we go cope for this side.

raumdeuter:
The rate which the virus dey go and how people dey drop is not funny and there is no hope for sports in the near future

See the map of the virus spread globally here

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html

Naija numbers just dey trickle in (even tho we sabi say carriers go dey in thousands), I'm scared especially in this Lagos

How's the clinical trial treatments coming up, recovery rates coming up in the States?

Ibime:
Looks like I have no chance to avoid this Coronavirus.

My whole purchasing team is being sent home by next Friday as they have underlying conditions, at which point, I will be hands on doing the purchasing of medical supplies, sitting in a ward dedicated to Covid patients.

Time to quit smoking.

Lord protect your son.

Amen!!

nihilistjnr:
No chance the league or any sport is coming back anytime soon.

I had tickets for my son and I to go the Sheffield United - Arsenal FA cup game yesterday. That money don Lana and but no be even wetin pain me be that, cos they're going to defo cancel this season, but I doubt that Sheffield will make FA cup quarterfinal again in the near future.

My chance to witness history is gone, cos e sure me die that Sheffield were going to make Semis.

sure the season would be cancelled? FA abi club no dey do refund?

nihilistjnr:
Abeg who get any show to watch?

Suggest any other porn platform too while you're at it, I think I watched all the videos on the main sites by Thursday last week.

Corona wreaking havoc on my physical and mental. My belle don swell like who swallow GP tank from non-stop unhealthy eating. Olu-Olu plantain chips on repeat.

FIFA is laggy as hell, because everybody and their mother is playing online

Haven't had a haircut or shave for weeks. I've been growing dreadlocks for a while, now I look like any Ndi-Ara or friendly local neighborhood madman.

Setup the old treadmill in the garage today and went on it for the first time in 2 weeks, my back is killing. I usually curl 20kg dumbbells per arm for 10 reps for 3 sets. I'm struggling to curl 10 today.

I just dey sleep anyhow as well.

Schools are closed so kids are running around at home shouting and giving me a bloodclaart headache.

Disclaimer, I'm recovering from suspected Corona.

I need normal life to comeback before I lose my mind outchea.

hang in there bro. Was about asking how you guys are coping.

CC Chic2pimp, Ibime

TiAd:

Lol, avoid me

donjazet:
Griffon, see your fellow conspiracy theorist, do you believe what he has postulated?

TiAd:
Your comment only shows the sorry state of Nigeria's system of education. Nothing surprising to find that many Nigerian students attended secondary schools without a science lab, let alone scientific tools like a light microscope.

But don't make the mistake of thinking every nler attended such schools. A number of schools in Nigeria have labs equipped with a light microscope.

What is wrong with you?

I don't remember quoting a TiAd.

See wetin lack of football dey cause, even person wey never handle microscope before dey force people to swallow him okwu nyoko!!!

airmark:
Hmnnn. Still a speculation though, and i am looking at it as a replica of 'create a computer virus, manufacture and sell its antivirus', which got out of hand.

My original thought after it was reported in China, was that some shii escaped the lab and contaminated the surrounding environment and the cycle began.

I can't say it is for certain, just an assumption.

Griffon:
I've presented you with Gates' depopulation agenda, that's enough evidence.

PS: Allow me to smoke my SK in peace.

And the same Gate was advocating for adequate medical preparedness to save the same human population during the ebola arc.


Abeg light that indica, drag am well then get a good rest.

Griffon:
The agenda has been there since aeons. Hitler gave eugenic agenda a bad name when he took depopulation to a scary level.

We've long moved away from the years of locking up humans and smoking them to death, the idea now is to biological create a virus. spread it, instill fear through the media, create a vaccine that would choose whom to keep and whom to take.

Bill Gates has openly admitted that vaccinations are designed so that governments can depopulate the world.

On 21 January 2016, dubious news and conspiracy theory site YourNewsWire.com published a storywith the headline “Bill Gates Admits ‘Vaccines Are Best Way To Depopulate’”. The article opens with a damning claim:

This is a February 2011 clip of Bill Gates being interviewed by CNN’s Sanjay Gupta about his foundation’s vaccination efforts:

Dr. Sanjay Gupta: Ten billion dollars over the next 10 years to make it “the year of the vaccines.” What does that mean exactly?

Bill Gates: Over this decade, we believe unbelievable progress can be made, in both inventing new vaccines and making sure they get out to all the children who need them. […] we only need about six or seven more — and then you would have all the tools to reduce childhood death, reduce population growth and everything — the stability, the environment — benefits from that.

There was a filmed TED presentation (Feb 2010) where Gates was casually addressing the issue of reducing carbon emissions. In his speech, he did state that one way to accomplish this goal is to reduce the global human population.

So this isn't new. The vaccines which would be released soon are arriving to depopulate the world. Be safe wherever you are.

And yes, I'm not the only one who's mad with a different angle on this pandemic. Here's another mad man:

Bros calm down, you can't be certain of all these when there is no reasonable proof.

Everything you summed up here can't be true.

Melvyn11:
I am just listing out sickness with far more death rates a day than the coronavirus which we ignore on a daily basis.

And you forgot to mention that they have spanned over decades. It will be worse strains if coronavirus is treated like just some flu, those ones you mentioned will be child's play, we are talking microbes with ability to alter their genomes in months here bro.

Melvyn11:
26,283 people die of Cancer everyday

24,641 people die of Heart Disease everyday

4,300 people die of Diabetes everyday

Not to be insensitive but 700death a day is nothing.

Are these easily transmissible ?

afrodoc2:
LOL.
The guy said he watches movies and reads books. Condensed bollocks.

Tough!!!

Griffon:
Looks like we've lodged in a bid for Sancho. The way things look, boy is Chelsea bound.

Boundary

eph12:
Most united fans insulted the hell out of him and then turn around to cry when he left. Amazing

Inside lap

afrodoc2:
Please don’t let this info reach the pro-Lukaku mob o.
They can’t handle the truth!

Lukaku seems a simple guy tho. Like person wey no like problem.

afrodoc2:
That was originally Vidic’s chant. Just so happens it works for Matic as well.

Serbian kill squad anthem. Them Nemanjas get cold vicious eyes