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Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Elzazzi: 1:55pm On May 04
Faber:
I dont know the name you call the Almighty in your tribe or religion, but may he bless you richly. His wife no rate him at all and he is here thinking twice to send her packing, maybe na the wife dey feed am. For me either I will send the wife packing, or I will hire boys and shoot the man multiple times in his groin and blokos, if he survive am na he know.

Why will you shoot the man ? Nobe the slutt of a wife dey give am punna ?
He should send the whoore away
Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Elzazzi: 1:53pm On May 04
Seunpapa65:

Why is it not good I have seen it happens although it's not necessarily that the man would die but life will be a living hell for you

You are right. A cheating woman is a disaster that should be avoided.
Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Elzazzi: 1:45pm On May 04
Iykegodslove:


The bond i tie with my children is very strong. Even though it happens that i am not their biological father, they remain my children. So, DNA not needed. Thanks

You are an idiot then. A fool at that. Thats why after you have known that she is fvcking the man, you can't still man up and face her. I doubt if your story is true anyway.
Family / Re: My Wife Sleeps With My Boss by Elzazzi: 1:41pm On May 04
Seunpapa65:
In our culture it's believed that woman wey the play away match and use the same hands to Cook for the man can lead to death of the man

Actually it's not good
Events / Re: Kano Hisbah Invites 50 Journalists To Mass Wedding by Elzazzi: 10:24am On May 03
grin

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Politics / Re: Crackdown On ‘Yahoo’ Boys: We Have Recorded 500 Convictions - EFCC by Elzazzi: 10:02am On May 02
kmonies:


Your mouth go put you for trouble one day

Atleast refute what I said
Politics / Re: Crackdown On ‘Yahoo’ Boys: We Have Recorded 500 Convictions - EFCC by Elzazzi: 7:27am On May 02
angry sad angry angry

Useless EFCC always chasing small flies and leaving the bigger problems to roam freely.

Where is Yaya Bello ? Wike looted Rivers state to stupor but today he is the FCT minister. What about the former Zamfara state governor currently the minister of defence under Tinubu ?

Is Tinubu himself not the grandmaster of corruption in Nigeria today?

If the billions and trillions being looted by these politicians is being channeled into the right sectors of this country, things like yahoo will reduce at least. Even salaries earners are complaining because their pays can't buy common commodities to survive. When there are no opportunities, people will look for alternatives.

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Business / Re: Biggest Mess Created In 2023 Was Naira Devaluation From N460 To N1,400-Dangote by Elzazzi: 8:07pm On May 01
This one dangote is coming out to grumble like this. Its like he is not in Tinubu good books
Education / Re: Young Girl Flaunts Coursemate Who Helps With Her Assignments by Elzazzi: 12:05pm On May 01
advanceDNA:
Sigh!!!

Friend zoned and being heavily exploited


And the guy na fine guy ooo...But the werey nor see the guy as anything...na cultist and olodo rabata dey drill the place

........

Guy you sabi. These kind guys na for assignment. Highest na hugs he go collect. But na bad guys Dey rough handle that punna grin

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Education / Re: Two Edo University Students Shot Dead In Cult Reprisal Attack by Elzazzi: 12:01pm On May 01
yarimo:
Peter obi boys doing what they know how to do best grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

With your fellow mad people that liked your comment. It’s true that there are lots of mentally unstable fellows in Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Seven Nigerian Pickers Arrested In U.S. For Laundering $8 Million Scam Proceeds by Elzazzi: 11:18am On May 01
89green:
What did they pick

Stone

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Crime / Re: Seven Nigerian Pickers Arrested In U.S. For Laundering $8 Million Scam Proceeds by Elzazzi: 11:13am On May 01
grin grin grin

I remember one of 9ice songs —- Kin sha ti lowo. Wire wire kin sha ti lowo. Money order kin sha ti lowo.
Money must be made grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Over Wizkid And Davido Beef by Elzazzi: 10:57am On May 01
VinnyBaba:


Ogbeni, the Girl don get Another Big Man wooing her and she wants to Accept him. undecided

Our Nigerian Girls do NOT just Dump a Guy. sad

They Already have a Replacement who is Usually Richer and Financially Established. smiley

They now Give Silly Excuses Like this Lady is Giving such as 'He is Stingy, He is a Mummy Boy, He is too Violent,etc. undecided undecided

FEAR Nigerian Girls o!

You just spilled out nonsense

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Education / Re: One Harsh Reality of Life One Must Accept. by Elzazzi: 6:43pm On Apr 29
2aces:
The only reality I know and have seen
"No one is coming to save you"
you either get up and make it, or die, but if death is the only option, make sure you die trying to make it.

True
Education / One Harsh Reality of Life One Must Accept. by Elzazzi: 11:45am On Apr 29
Bad things happen to good people.


Whether it be ourselves, people we know, or just others in the world who are genuinely good people, bad things will happen. They may experience crime, illness, disaster, or tragedy — good people are not exempt from these events.

Conversely, there will be good things that happen to bad people. There are people who aren’t kind, caring or giving who have intentions of hurting others but somehow, they prosper in certain areas of their lives. Fair? Nope, it’s just the way it is.

That's life.

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Politics / Re: Alaba Excel Abbey Assassinated In Ondo by Elzazzi: 8:46pm On Apr 28
VinnyBaba:


When you decide to Fight Dirty for a Politician, Are you not his Foot soldier? undecided sad

Lol you are right sha. On top peanuts while they loot billions

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Politics / Re: Alaba Excel Abbey Assassinated In Ondo by Elzazzi: 7:49pm On Apr 28
Why describe someone as foot soldier. I find it degrading when Nigerian politicians call their supporters foot soldiers.

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Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Elzazzi: 1:22pm On Apr 28
Zonefree:
No Solomon, No Lunch.

I would preferred Delilah. grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Elzazzi: 1:15pm On Apr 28
Twoclans:


If the lady knows how to ride,she won't only pleasure her partner she will equally know how to pleasure herself.

For a woman to achieve good orgasm honestly she needs to understand her body.Then if she is vocal she can guide her partner on how to pleasure her.

Why do you think it's very difficult for women to leave a man that they can easily achieve orgasm with.

Well that’s true. I concur. Reason why some married women still go back to their ex that fvcks so good.
Religion / Re: Who Will You Have Lunch With? by Elzazzi: 1:11pm On Apr 28
palel:
Lunch with Adam and Eve then twosome afterwards

grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Elzazzi: 12:58pm On Apr 28
Twoclans:


No matter how many times it is said some men will never hear .

Doggy is for the man's pleasure ,the only time I permit doggy is if he has been a good boy.Asides that it's only positions that give me maximum satisfaction I will always switch to.Afterall once a man has an erection the power is with the woman.So why won't I use it to my advantage. tongue

So cowgirl gives women climax and satisfaction?
Family / Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by Elzazzi: 3:32pm On Apr 27
Doyin2:


This shows your sexual naivety.

The G-spo*t of a lady is actually nearer with a doggy style ,you do not need a long rod,just average will do.

What about those with very big and large ass ??

How many inches is Average?
Romance / Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Elzazzi: 3:28pm On Apr 27
I noticed women love doggy alot. Most of them say its their favorite sex style because that is when the dick hits the Gspot so good and hard. grin grin

Now the ladies here. Why do you love doggy style so much ?

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Family / Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by Elzazzi: 3:21pm On Apr 27
EreluRoz:
Some women prefer it big because they have big back and not necessarily about reaching climax. A small dick can't do much with a big back. So get the logic

Yes during doggy lol

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Family / Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by Elzazzi: 3:18pm On Apr 27
EreluRoz:
Spoilt children everywhere, see comments.

Anyways long and huge over small or average, nobody should quote me please

If I talk now dem fit ban me grin
Family / Re: Woman To Divorce Husband After 1 Week Of Marriage Over Huge Gbola by Elzazzi: 3:16pm On Apr 27
bestman09:
Some women are BOREHOLES and actually like it big and long

Some of my exes grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Obituary: Junior Pope To Be Buried On May 17 by Elzazzi: 3:14pm On Apr 27
Pepperdemisback:

He said it by himself that he was in the morgue for 3 days before the mortuary attendants took note he was moving.

After them don pour all those deadly chemicals inside the body through injections and all that. E no possible
Celebrities / Re: Obituary: Junior Pope To Be Buried On May 17 by Elzazzi: 10:02am On Apr 27
EmptyGarden:

The name we called him in school o, I no no when Junior pope start.

You were classmates ?
Celebrities / Re: Obituary: Junior Pope To Be Buried On May 17 by Elzazzi: 10:01am On Apr 27
Pepperdemisback:

I don't think it was up to an hour. He was revived and taken to the Hospital. The only thing needed was to put a pipe through his mouth and pump out everything he swallowed, then placed him on Oxygen. The Hospital had none of the facilities and the Community were raging that he was dead and couldn't be taken away. He was taken to the morgue and brought back.
All the delays to get good medical attention led to his death. If God wasn't with him, he shouldn't have survived at all.
Do you know Jerry Amilo who posted his corpse slept in the mortuary for 3 days after a fatal accident of 14 Somersaults? He has done surgeries to cover everything, he looked like a real monster.

That Jerry Amilo story. I think I once heard it. So he was in the mortuary for 3 days and they didn't pour formalin on him ??

What I heard is immediately he got to the morgue he woke up

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Celebrities / Re: Obituary: Junior Pope To Be Buried On May 17 by Elzazzi: 9:59am On Apr 27
HRprof:

He was buried by the sea side but the family needs to do proper burial ceremonies for him because he is known person

Stop spreading fake news. Even the makeup artist that was buried by the river side, her body was later exhumed and taken to akwa ibom after the state governor intervened and the necessary things were put in place.

Highest they would do the necessary things and he will be buried in his home town..

So if he was buried by the river side already na empty coffin dem wan bury for enugu state abi ?

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Business / Re: Naira Maintains Steady Falls As Speculators Scoop Dollars by Elzazzi: 9:39pm On Apr 26
angry

What Is it with this naira/dollar debacle. Isn't naira our currency

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Properties / Re: Tunde Onakoya's Parents Get A House As A Gift From Someone by Elzazzi: 7:54pm On Apr 26
shocked

God bless the giver

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