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Properties / Re: Tunde Onakoya's Parents Get A House As A Gift From Someone by Elzazzi: 7:54pm On Apr 26
shocked

God bless the giver

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Romance / Re: Should I Be Regretting This? by Elzazzi: 4:27pm On Apr 26
Moshybear:
Yea, I'm the one.

Ok
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by Elzazzi: 4:15pm On Apr 26
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It's an open secret. Even mohbad friends corroborated it

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Slams Peter Obi For Complaining About The Coastal Highway by Elzazzi: 4:12pm On Apr 26
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All Reno omockery posts everyday on his Facebook wall is Peter obi.

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Crime / Re: Communal Dispute Brews As Itsekiri, Ijaw Tango Over Land In Delta by Elzazzi: 4:12pm On Apr 26
tiswell:
I hope sojas won't be invited to settle this one

Dem no go gree near there grin grin

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Crime / Re: Communal Dispute Brews As Itsekiri, Ijaw Tango Over Land In Delta by Elzazzi: 4:08pm On Apr 26
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Romance / Re: Should I Be Regretting This? by Elzazzi: 4:03pm On Apr 26
fyzaila:
Doing bad things and getting away with it doesn't mean it's good. I don't see any difference between the two of you. One is high-class olosho and the other low class olosho so all is olosho. You should have just focus on what you were sent to school to do, face your studies alone. You wouldn't have been in this predicament you're in now.

Don't mind her. She wasn't fvcking that guy alone and ofcourse he knows. Lol

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Romance / Re: Should I Be Regretting This? by Elzazzi: 4:00pm On Apr 26
Moshybear:
Good day nairalanders. So this is a true story of my life and i am currently having mixed feelings maybe your comments will make me have a peace of mind (Hopefully)

Back then in school (IMSU) I had this roommate called Juliet ( not real name). For those who attended IMSU you will know that Hookup was full blown even before other Universities got acquainted with it. I look at Young girls doing it now and i just smile.

Anyways back to the story, this roommate of mine never lacked anything. Was it groceries, expensive hair, Phones, laptops etc , you name it. And this girl was from a poor background. I know her parents.

Rich Guys have rented very expensive apartments for her more than three times but she still chose to be roommates with me so as to chop their money and have savings.

I know you guys will be expecting a sad ending for her but this is not Nollywood. Presently she visits countries around the world like Dubai, Paris, London, LA , New York, Greece etc like breeze. I saw this girls posts and story on Instagram and couldn't believe my eyes.

However me back then was hoping on love and was dating a broke guy back then who later got me pregnant and i was refusing advances from very rich older men as an understanding girlfriend and wife to be ( foolish me) . Doing all the chores for this boy who later dumped me and the child as soon as he graduated and moved overseas. Since we graduated, this guy has never asked of my welfare nor sent a kobo to me for the upkeep of our "daughter".

Right now even to feed is a difficulty not to talk of accomodations.

So Nairaland people was i foolish to believe in Love at the expenses of a good life?

Thanks for reading this far.

I will really appreciate your responses. God bless

I still have a lot of info but let me stop here for now.


Is that you @dp
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Military Commander Shot Dead In Katsina by Elzazzi: 3:54pm On Apr 26
helinues:


Tell us whichever religion or faith you belief on that teaches you to be hating on the progress of your country or be happy about the sad news.

No religion teaches that..

Some of you guys think NL na village that you just talk recklessly.

There is freedom of speech, but after the speech, the freedom might not be guaranteed most especially if the speech was threatening speech

Oga shut up. You in particular supported it when Okuama was razed down. Your hypocrisy stinks to high heavens

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Military Commander Shot Dead In Katsina by Elzazzi: 3:52pm On Apr 26
yarimo:
The army should immediately kill all criminals in that area

Or maybe they should level the whole community like they did in okuama
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by Elzazzi: 3:47pm On Apr 26
Creamypie:
2 of my guys babes use their pregnancy marry

After your guys give them belle, they go pin am on other men ..

Abi I no get you clearly lol

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by Elzazzi: 3:43pm On Apr 26
pafestula:
The guy man sure die say the son no be him grandson niyen

Mohbad used to tell his father how his babe this wunmi used to be gangbanged by the Malian records guys. Na olosho she be for lekki and moh for no marry am

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by Elzazzi: 3:41pm On Apr 26
mmadu5:
Dont be surprised that child is not mohbads, nigerian women of this generation are very loose and promiscuous

They are extremely loosed and what think about 98% of the times is sex sex and sex grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by Elzazzi: 3:39pm On Apr 26
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Celebrities / Re: Shallipopi Is A R*tualist by Elzazzi: 12:34pm On Apr 26
openyoeyess:


Not once did I say I am “calling him out” read the first line of my post.

Do you genuinely believe that his come up was legitimate?


He literally tried using me for ritual.

He tried using you for rituals?
At least explain how na

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Education / Re: Ajayi Abimbola Adejoke Dies At Federal Poly Ilaro Over Card Requirement by Elzazzi: 9:47am On Apr 26
embarassed
Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 6:55am On Apr 26
otherway:
The reality of most ladies just that the guys come one after the other in the name of dating and courtship.

If you see a lady with at most 5 body counts marry these days, you are a fortunate man.

These days a lady at age 21 have more than 15 body counts

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by Elzazzi: 9:34pm On Apr 25
Nazgul:

I'm as confused as you are bro.

Like what does she want to use the tyre for?

She's trying to pass a message. grin
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by Elzazzi: 9:32pm On Apr 25
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Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 9:10pm On Apr 25
Namaster:


It's a bit different from gangbanging. In gangbanging, MULTIPLE dicks are inside the girl at the same time. One is shoved down her throat. Another in the vagina. And another inside the anus.

But running a train is basically the picture in the original post MINUS the idiot holding flowers. Several men lining up to RAM a single pussy.

Ooh multiple guys queue up to bang a single pussy. Make person no go wife street leftover grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:43pm On Apr 25
MrBrownJay1:


someone has to marry these good looking wh0res out there, because a simp is born everyday.

some men are fukcing mad women sleeping in dumpster, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are fukcing donkeys, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are pedos, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are rapists, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are undercover homos, and will still get married to a good woman


if these above men can get married, i dont see any reason why all the prostitutes and undercover oloshoes shouldnt get married too... just make sure its not you marrying these damaged women!

Your last statement is golden, because in most situations these damaged women don’t marry their types. It’s the good and innocent guys that ends up falling victims

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Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:41pm On Apr 25
Namaster:
My jaw dropped the day I learnt the meaning of "run a train". Especially because it came from a woman describing her experience.

Another disgusting phrase is "hoe phase". They say it like it's similar to a kid that loves to suck his thumbs. Like it's something they outgrow.

But it's just NONSENSE! Nothing like "hoe phase". You are just a HOE. Period.

By the way, this issue of using men for retirement plans is why women get TRIGGERED by men who go for younger women.

They FREAK OUT when men their age (30s and 40s) avoid them like a GIANT pothole in the middle of an express road and go for young, fresh and nubile women.

Some with THREE-DIGIT body counts and DOUBLE-DIGIT abortions still fill entitled to a "responsible and god-fearing man".

Makes me laugh. Until I see simple men entertaining these walking-talking icons of sexual depravity.

Please what’s the meaning of to run a train ?
Does it mean men gangbanging her at a spot ? Lol
Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:40pm On Apr 25
1000Capacity:
Mr Boris prick go big well well grin

Na junior dey hold flower so to propose after dem don rough handle the punna finish grin grin

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Romance / Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:08pm On Apr 25
This meme below is passing some deep message. This is the reality that plays out most times with dudes that ignores the red flags and they still end up seeing shege in the marriage. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ex-Deputy Governor, Ajayi Agboola Wins Ondo PDP Primary by Elzazzi: 7:58pm On Apr 25
LegendHero:
Okay. I personally don’t care about who win between them
for that coming election.

Let’s see how it goes.

Power of incumbency and federal might will favour Aiyedatiwa. APC won't let go of ondo state.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 6:38pm On Apr 25
bummyla:
You will never finish knowing your spouse!



That’s where there is courtship. You do everything possible to know her.
Education / Re: List Of Schools Sanwo-olu's Administration Built And Commissioned (Video) by Elzazzi: 6:37pm On Apr 25
Urgent1Million:

Many Nigerian politician are elected rig themselves to power to loot the treasury.
Any other thing they do is seen as a favour and it's celebrated.
That is why we are still the way we are despite the huge resources in the country.

I totally concur with you
Celebrities / Re: 2face Daughter Isabella Says That Nigerians Don't Understand Her Parents Love by Elzazzi: 4:21pm On Apr 25
grin grin

One cup of garri is now 300 naira. Nothing concern us with your father wey get community preek angry

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Events / Re: Bride Fires Gunshots During Ceremony, Husband Look Scared by Elzazzi: 2:05pm On Apr 25
Hope what happened to that Nigerian guy in the US won’t happen to this groom later on. He already looks so terrified lol.

Maybe he just got to know that she could shoot.

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