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Celebrities / Re: Shallipopi Is A R*tualist by Elzazzi: 12:34pm On Apr 26
openyoeyess:


Not once did I say I am “calling him out” read the first line of my post.

Do you genuinely believe that his come up was legitimate?


He literally tried using me for ritual.

He tried using you for rituals?
At least explain how na

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Education / Re: Ajayi Abimbola Adejoke Dies At Federal Poly Ilaro Over Card Requirement by Elzazzi: 9:47am On Apr 26
embarassed
Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 6:55am On Apr 26
otherway:
The reality of most ladies just that the guys come one after the other in the name of dating and courtship.

If you see a lady with at most 5 body counts marry these days, you are a fortunate man.

These days a lady at age 21 have more than 15 body counts

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by Elzazzi: 9:34pm On Apr 25
Nazgul:

I'm as confused as you are bro.

Like what does she want to use the tyre for?

She's trying to pass a message. grin
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by Elzazzi: 9:32pm On Apr 25
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Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 9:10pm On Apr 25
Namaster:


It's a bit different from gangbanging. In gangbanging, MULTIPLE dicks are inside the girl at the same time. One is shoved down her throat. Another in the vagina. And another inside the anus.

But running a train is basically the picture in the original post MINUS the idiot holding flowers. Several men lining up to RAM a single pussy.

Ooh multiple guys queue up to bang a single pussy. Make person no go wife street leftover grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:43pm On Apr 25
MrBrownJay1:


someone has to marry these good looking wh0res out there, because a simp is born everyday.

some men are fukcing mad women sleeping in dumpster, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are fukcing donkeys, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are pedos, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are rapists, and will still get married to a good woman
some men are undercover homos, and will still get married to a good woman


if these above men can get married, i dont see any reason why all the prostitutes and undercover oloshoes shouldnt get married too... just make sure its not you marrying these damaged women!

Your last statement is golden, because in most situations these damaged women don’t marry their types. It’s the good and innocent guys that ends up falling victims

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Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:41pm On Apr 25
Namaster:
My jaw dropped the day I learnt the meaning of "run a train". Especially because it came from a woman describing her experience.

Another disgusting phrase is "hoe phase". They say it like it's similar to a kid that loves to suck his thumbs. Like it's something they outgrow.

But it's just NONSENSE! Nothing like "hoe phase". You are just a HOE. Period.

By the way, this issue of using men for retirement plans is why women get TRIGGERED by men who go for younger women.

They FREAK OUT when men their age (30s and 40s) avoid them like a GIANT pothole in the middle of an express road and go for young, fresh and nubile women.

Some with THREE-DIGIT body counts and DOUBLE-DIGIT abortions still fill entitled to a "responsible and god-fearing man".

Makes me laugh. Until I see simple men entertaining these walking-talking icons of sexual depravity.

Please what’s the meaning of to run a train ?
Does it mean men gangbanging her at a spot ? Lol
Romance / Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:40pm On Apr 25
1000Capacity:
Mr Boris prick go big well well grin

Na junior dey hold flower so to propose after dem don rough handle the punna finish grin grin

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Romance / Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Elzazzi: 8:08pm On Apr 25
This meme below is passing some deep message. This is the reality that plays out most times with dudes that ignores the red flags and they still end up seeing shege in the marriage. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ex-Deputy Governor, Ajayi Agboola Wins Ondo PDP Primary by Elzazzi: 7:58pm On Apr 25
LegendHero:
Okay. I personally don’t care about who win between them
for that coming election.

Let’s see how it goes.

Power of incumbency and federal might will favour Aiyedatiwa. APC won't let go of ondo state.

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Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 6:38pm On Apr 25
bummyla:
You will never finish knowing your spouse!



That’s where there is courtship. You do everything possible to know her.
Education / Re: List Of Schools Sanwo-olu's Administration Built And Commissioned (Video) by Elzazzi: 6:37pm On Apr 25
Urgent1Million:

Many Nigerian politician are elected rig themselves to power to loot the treasury.
Any other thing they do is seen as a favour and it's celebrated.
That is why we are still the way we are despite the huge resources in the country.

I totally concur with you
Celebrities / Re: 2face Daughter Isabella Says That Nigerians Don't Understand Her Parents Love by Elzazzi: 4:21pm On Apr 25
grin grin

One cup of garri is now 300 naira. Nothing concern us with your father wey get community preek angry

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Events / Re: Bride Fires Gunshots During Ceremony, Husband Look Scared by Elzazzi: 2:05pm On Apr 25
Hope what happened to that Nigerian guy in the US won’t happen to this groom later on. He already looks so terrified lol.

Maybe he just got to know that she could shoot.
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Reacts As Doctor Lists Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin (photo) by Elzazzi: 1:40pm On Apr 25
chatinent:
No 100% way to verify a virgin.


Make una continue dey carefully pick Nigerian used repackaged as Belgium

That girl was Never a virgin. She run Israel street. She probably did those surgeries they do in India
Education / Re: List Of Schools Sanwo-olu's Administration Built And Commissioned (Video) by Elzazzi: 1:31pm On Apr 25
angry angry angry

Is that not why these men are elected into position of authority in the first place?

Why do we keep celebrating mediocrity?

They are supposed to even do more with the resources at their disposal but even the little they do we sing their praises to high heavens. Lol

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Politics / Re: Bello: Nwoke Friday Chijioke Criticizes EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by Elzazzi: 1:29pm On Apr 25
BigkokoRep:
It's so childish and reeks of vendetta which Bigkoko earlier unearthed!

The Aso Rock visit was part of a grand Plan to coerce Bello into the Swaga 27 team. But upon reaching home, Bello had a change of mind and decided not to go ahead with the plan. He remembered how El Rufai was treated and used his tongue to count his teeth!

Olukayode should stop be childish with his Efcc job! Bello is not the only suspect, ganduje is also there. Olukayode should use same energy on ganduje and others!

As for Bello, he's not called a lion for nothing, both juju ohhh and other underground tactics go follow. No be ebira boy again?


You see that juju part. Don’t play with Kogi man with that lol

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Politics / Re: Bello: Nwoke Friday Chijioke Criticizes EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by Elzazzi: 12:54pm On Apr 25
That so called press conference was just unnecessary
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 8:07am On Apr 25
kelmicheal:
Women and preeks are like 5 and 6 no wonder some of them have bole holes because their pussy are over stretched, strain and collapsed

Women love sex than men. They enjoy it more than us. They just pretend about it. They love fvck than any other thing

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Politics / Re: Senator Dickson Supports Tantita's Role In Combating Oil Theft In The Niger-delt by Elzazzi: 7:46am On Apr 25
jkpbestseries:
One of the thieves that has a tapped from the major oil pipe

He is still tapping lol. All of them are the real oil thieves. These tycoons still use their big vessels to steal oil na the small fries dem they catch.

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Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Elzazzi: 7:29am On Apr 25
yarimo:
Mr EFCC chairman please resign immediately, it's clear you don't know anything about the court and your job

grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Yahaya Bello: EFCC Withdraws Alleged Fraud Case At Appeal Court by Elzazzi: 7:27am On Apr 25
Just imagine
Politics / Re: Olukoyede: If I Can Go After My Kinsman Olu Agunloye, Why Not Yahaya Bello? by Elzazzi: 12:34am On Apr 25
Tflex01:


How old are you??
😂

What kind of junk talk is this?? 😂

What exactly you don’t understand in what I typed ?

https://thewhistler.ng/flashback-efcc-chairman-says-bola-tinubu-under-investigation-for-international-crime/amp/

Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 11:31pm On Apr 24
bummyla:
Na my ex-wife way!

During Covid and Endsars lock down na so, she dey pretend say she dey fight her papa, she disappeared for house for 6 weeks, came back to challenge me, if I be man make I come chop! True men dey welcome back their wives with sex.

Me na money I dey find, women dey rush us, no be we dey rush women!

How did you evem marry such a woman in the first place ?

If she been born for you hope you done carry DNA tests on the kids?
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 10:47pm On Apr 24
StillDtruth:


1990 move!

No mind dem. Dem don change game

No matter how dem wan take change game we go still know

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Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 10:43pm On Apr 24
dkidd:

Walai in the past when I dated some girls and thought they were true for a minute only to start seeing the signs. I start withdrawal gradually.
Firstly I go back to using condoms. If she complains her headache but sometimes using condoms dey hard when u done already dey blast raw so I might start being stingy with the sex so she can be giving the other guy more. Now she done dey go by herself cos she now knows I no longer feel her. She will try to find out if I know anything but I actually enjoy this phase. Her own mind go dey play her

Most importantly if I dey head am before I cut it off completely. So even if I dey fvck her sometimes that heading will never ever occur again. U go see grown babe dey beg and do everything just to get head. Man dey even risk am before with Naija babes then now I done see say u no deserve am. I no go ever go down that road again. That's why I tell guys who head these girls never eat it the first time make sure she's loyal or can be loyal for a period before u give her that otherwise na nonsense u dey lick 😂

Giving these girls head is the most risky thing any should engage in. It’s life risking. With the way these girls fvck anything. Lol
Romance / Re: As A Guy Have You Experienced This In A Relationship? by Elzazzi: 10:21pm On Apr 24
dkidd:

Funny enough na her type dey shout after dating him for 4 years he married someone else. They think we're stupid. That men dey observe no mean say we nor know all the games. We just assist them into foolishly assuming they are smart not knowing we actually let them play themselves so we can get a clean breakaway when the breakfast is served.

They want to cheat all they want and still want the boyfriend to propose lol. Them get fish brains true true.
Imagine eating your cake and still want to have it.

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