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Zombie Alert!!!`

trillville:
Mekaboy, please read the story of Joseph the dream interpreter again.

Who should be blamed?
Pharaoh had a dream in which 7 thin cattle swallowed up 7 fat cattle. Joseph interpreted the dream to mean 7 years of plenty followed by 7 years of famine.

Now imagine if Pharaoh did nothing but allowed his subjects to eat all the food during the time of plenty. Do we turn and blame the new Pharaoh when the famine begins?

Ngozi knew as far back as 2012 about the shale revolution in US. she also knew it would bring down the price of oil, yet IB refused to save. Even when a part of Abacha's loot was returned in 2015, IB still insisted that the money be shared rather than be saved.

GEJ was the worst thing ever to happen to naija.

In all honesty, buhari has made some unforced errors. All we can do now is to pray that God almighty gives buhari more wisdom.

You all are here speaking stupid English that's not even your father's language when more are being abducted this morning to the North. The truth is that this people have their law written in the Nigeria Constitution and it hold real ground. The Nigerian Constitution has to be re addressed. DO you all wonder why the Police can do nothing about it in all the states while the sharia court order stands in those States. The caliphate is slowly gathering pace in Nigeria and the more the news is in the open while nothing is done about it the more they have the liver to steal more girls. I suggest you call your senators back home to discuss the situation with them.

Whats this dude been smoking before this post. We will still be ojota whether he likes it or not, No need to waste your data on tryna talk us in

The dullard of Daura is always full of Fantastic surprises in a Fantastical fashion. GOD BLESS THE SOUTH OF WHERE AM FROM....

This stupid Ayiri is just another hypocrite in the making..... You jumped ship from Pdp to APc after elections just to run from persecution and now you wish to surrender the boys in the creek to you new found love (bubuhari dullard) Buhari will be off after 4years and i will see who will protect you afterwards. Ayiri has proven to be a coward since that hot slap he got from Tompolo some years back and he will do anything not to align himself with the struggle as he a nobody in the creek now. NDA should fight for what i feel is the right of every NDs. Am Itsekiri and i support the release of the oil blocks owned by mostly northerners. Its a shame Ayiri was one of those old militants that got the big ghana must go in the last few years.

Now whats the deal??

Mutuwa:


NLC is yet to ask State Governors what they did with bailout money meant for salaries.

Many states are owing up to 5 months yet NLC is silence.

Many states cannot pay common minimum wage yet NLC did not talk.

In Kaduna, it was unravelled recently that NLC deduct over a thousand Naira from workers salary from the source.

NLC have a political party called Labour party but they cannot win councillors yet they brag of Mobilisation.

Can NLC tell us how billions of Naira they generate annually are spent?

Can we have the account of NLC mass transit buses?

What stops NLC from importing and subsidising for their members?

What stops NLC from building Mega stations?

What stop NLC from building refineries?

What roles have NLC played in assisting the unemployed?

Ok.Kontinu!

You think you can keep us in the sun at Ojota and enter villa for brown envelope. Abi? ?

No more free money!!!!

Get ready! !!! We shall meet you at Freedom park.

We have scrapped NLC.

We now have Nigeria Masses Congress (NMC ) .

Okokobioko is your anchor man!
Stay tuned.

By anonymous.

APC E-Rats everywhere. You have been paid to come and dis-sensitize the people from protesting against your whether it is Naira devaluation, subsidy or forex fraud that caused the Increase in PMS Price just as your grandfathers has released more than press statement from CBN, Osinbajo and Kachukwu without clearly stating what has happened. It is none of your business if some people want to go to freedom park or not at least this time wont be a carnival and no one is paid to protest with superstars boosting their popularity at ojota. This is the time to know those who will care about the poor.

Emassive!

Laughable indeed..... So they are no more from Niger and Mali... Libya has joined them. Very soon Al-Shabab will join them. Mr President is a dent our collective intelligence as Nigerians. Can he just resign on May 29th if its not too late then.

tansho:
What happened to your sense of humour and satire? I just wanted to sound like dem zombies

Oh i get it now. Sorry jaaare..

Soseed:
If u stay in akoka and attended a tutorial center u ar bound to know olaseni. D biology teacher who can play to d extreme but i knw he cant do dis useles tin. If u stay in akoka and attended a tutorial center u ar bound to know olaseni. D biology teacher who can play to d extreme but i knw he cant do dis useles tin. If u stay in akoka and attended a tutorial center u ar bound to know olaseni. D biology teacher who can play to d extreme but i knw he cant do dis useles tin.

True. I attended St. Finbarr's College Akoka while attending his lessons at Timmy 'O' for a couple of year including Jamb Class. Mr Olaseni can be a very annoying teacher to those who don't like silly Jokes but if you are close to him then you will know he couldn't go that far in secret with a female student let alone secondary school student. Back then we will go with him behind Peniels (Beulah Pharma) to eat (about 10students both sexes) and none of our girlfriends he played with in public reported him of anything bad for Years. I think some people just didn't like his popularity and fame plus the fact that he is doing so well financially. I feel sorry for him even though I would be strongly behind the govt if he was found guilty. Sshheeeniii (Bad boyyy!) his words.

It's no secret that the north owns majority of the stakes on Oil Blocks in the South south which all happened between successive military government that changeds hands. Even AbdulSalami awarded a block to his inlaw just to safeguard their generation. We can see the the Loots of all the Pdp combined have not even compared to what a northerner Abacha looked under 5yrs with the aid of his Petroleum expert Buhari whose government is described at Fantastically corrupt despite the purported fight against corruption. Nigeria needs a Change of Name and Leaders. The Avengers should please take it easy

Oh I get it. Am sorry jaaareee.... lol

tansho:
What happened to your sense of humour and satire? I just wanted to sound like dem zombies

YOU Must be very sick if you don't delete this comment.... Is that what we need now than what we are talking about. politics will just kill some of you shaaa

tansho:
All this will soon be history. The budget has been signed

The more reason why your people are suffering in just 1yr. I can imagine how your 4yrs will look like, that's if there will even be a face to look.

lastpage:
when you have "adept" thieves like Dasuki, Alex Badeh, Olisah Metuh, Saraki, Jonathan, FFK, PEJ, Amosu, e.t.c, even the FBI will need more than one year to unearth where the funds are stashed (Saraki stashed some of his own in offshore accounts, thanks to Panama papers!)

Just stop hyper-ventilating.

We voted Buhari mostly on one platform: That he will bring these treasury looters to JUSTICE..... even if it took the whole four years to do so.
On that ALONE, we will score his administration.
Relax ehn, you still have over three years to 'siddon-look' like Bingo!


Lastpage!

AMEN

knightsTempler:
When they needed people to work at the CBN, they secretly recruited Buhari's relatives and those of his political associates.

But When it comes to masquerade jobs, they throw it open to all.

May God give the children of Buhari and Lai Mohammed this type of job that they are wishing on us.

Dundee alert!!!....
Can you kill him yourself?

Eshinwaju:
Tompolo is most definitely behind this...this animal must be hunted and killed like the fugitive criminal that he is..

Cashcard1:
Thank God PMB isn't the first to sign late budget. Change all d way...

Just like this is not the first time our budget will be spent the same way, The painful aspect is that Nigeria will be indebt, have to pay the interest even though all in it wont be implemented. #Wastedyear

Tokety7:
I knew it. Jonah-daft had the worst record. Very useless thing.

So its true. Buhaha is a dullard afterall that you compare his time to that of Jona for signing his budget. #ChangeOfBrain is needed for all the Zombies really.

JigsawKillah:
You're a recalcitrant tool! What's the the reckless generalization? You think we Niger Deltans are happy that we're being cheated? You think we'd encourage our youths to indulge in cheap bombings in a vain attempt to right the wrongs? If you don't know how to keep your fingers in place, chop it off!

Good response to his silly comment really. Am a Niger Delta and i have never committed a crime or destroyed govt property before. I wish for freedom from Nigeria ( not the zoo Nnamdi called it) as much as millions do but people like us will never be heard like those bombing for attention. The Govt should sit and discuss with us all if we want to go and stay with Nigeria. Its our right as much as it is our right to protect Nigeria. GOD Bless Nigeria together or not. We have never been ONE NIGERIA before and AS IT IS NOW so why suffer some defenseless poor people because the few of us have investments to protect in Nigeria

iyb:
Niger deltans the epitome of stupidity and lack of foresight. You bomb oil pipelines in your own land polluting it with crude oil and you claim to be fighting the Federal government continue. I have never seen people that can't see beyond their nose like niger deltans

Silly comment ALert!!!

bakynes:
Make dem put am into consideration say Lagos no b their papa land. If they come to lagos na War b that between the Yorubas and the Niger delta minorities.OPC must be on guard with their vodoo powers and charms.

You are not smart with your analysis afterall. Have you done the maths of population in the Niger Delta and that of the South West properly? Then you will know that they are no more a Minority they once was. Am sure by the election votes you can see the number that came out there in Millions unlike the SW states. OPC is eve s**** compared to the weapon these guys possess

hmuhammad:
Buratai go soon level them just the way he leveled shiite and he's leveling BH.

What is the government scared of that they cant hold the national conference now? Only an illiterate will not want to dialogue about his fellow man's freedom. At least they have Oil in chad basin, let them begin their war that chad will bring on them soon to claim many land there.

Imagine the silly dullard saying he can't implement the budget fully. Ironically it is true but i smell rats from the very beginning when that budget was submitted so early. They put up different series of episodes on the budget till may without amending it according to what can be Implemented in the remainder 6months yet they signed the whole over 6tn plus into law which is a sign of criminality. The truth is that Nigerians are not smart enough to study the criminal moves of our leaders hence corruption will always find a good face to put up. I feel sorry for naija with our current leaders still alive moving about to form a new party like APC

Emassive!

salam1:
asking ur paymasters to bring back d loots as well as expissing is enough as a legacy and also d defeat of bokoharam is a thing ur paymasters can never do. Face fact and atop ur use less sentiment

Who told you the war against Boko haram is won?? You better find a friend in the Army to tell you the truth about the fight. They have stopped reporting the terrorists attacks going on there against the Military just to keep the Soldiers moral high. You should try doing some investigations and not wait for politicians to feed you with the media

Why are they not going to the Olympics afterall?

Emassive!

Yams they claimed was missing and never found after 1yr.. Its a pity zombies still exist after 1year of anti corruption fight

Emassive!

Why would a man who doesn't want to sleep with a woman because he feel same sex is okay.....Later, converts to be a woman to get laid...?? They LGBT is the most confused community of all time and they are the most prideful as much as it is shameful to the average human spirit. LIKE if you Agree please.

Emassive!

darkenkach:
But he is saying the truth. Let's use the Chinese as a case study.

Do you have any idea what you are talking about? How much do you think it cost to dress a masquerade and how much will 1000men get. I hope you are not a dullard from daura.
Zombie/Cow Alert!!!

I will ask any masquerade i see on the road " Abeg How many men dress you" cause your mate na CEO now #1000men1masquerade .....