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CelebritiesRe: Davido Exposes Special Spesh's Smoking, Sexual, Driving Drunk Lifestyle by emeijeh(m): 10:15am On Jan 03, 2018
Rubbish.


Reality will soon dawn on you.
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani & Son Dress Up As 'wonder Woman' & 'iron Man' For His 4th Birthday by emeijeh(m): 6:14am On Jan 03, 2018
The iron man boy is dancing Shoki.
RomanceRe: My new Date Is 5 inch below my shoulder, does the height difference matter? by emeijeh(m): 11:59pm On Jan 02, 2018
jamariwolf2:
For you, an English teacher matters more right now.
Seconded grin
CrimeRe: Oyinbo Man Poses As A Nigerian Prince To Scam $250,000 by emeijeh(m): 11:52pm On Jan 02, 2018
sweetTai:
A white man was arrested for impersonating Nigerians and scamming his fellow Americans of Thousands of Dollars. They said he might have been a middle man for Yahoo boys in Nigeria, but I doubt that.
Is that why the white dude is looking like someone who want to drop the strongest excreter mankind has ever seen? grin

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CrimeRe: Oyinbo Man Poses As A Nigerian Prince To Scam $250,000 by emeijeh(m): 11:35pm On Jan 02, 2018
The write-up is even confusing me.


Op please summarize it
RomanceRe: Dearest Romancelander, These Soon To Be Trends Are Not So Cool. by emeijeh(m): 11:32pm On Jan 02, 2018
I never knew fayrouz had some percentage of alcohol in it.



Op, what type of fayrouz did you gulp?
RomanceRe: Girlfriend pregnant For Him And The Mum Says She Want To See Him by emeijeh(m): 10:26pm On Jan 02, 2018
Pearl05:
So if the mum didn't invite you common sense won't tell you to go see your future mother in law?
Lol.
Funny you
CrimeRe: Driver Kidnaps His Boss In Edo, Kills & Dumps His Body In Septic Tank by emeijeh(m): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2018
Evil Samson.



I hope he rots in jail
RomanceRe: Please Advise Needed. by emeijeh(m):
Tell us if you gave her money for the "abeokuta trip"
.

This nonsense must stop in 2018

HealthRe: Nigerian Man Passed Out During New Year Eve After Drinking Excessively (photos) by emeijeh(m): 8:37pm On Jan 02, 2018
Wait a minute!



Op you watched him drink and drive die?

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Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Who Returned From London For Christmas Runs Mad, Seen In Lagos. by emeijeh(m): 8:21pm On Jan 02, 2018
A mad man that buys Heineken?




Do Mad Men pose for the camera?



This is 2018......say no to joblessness
RomanceRe: Girlfriend pregnant For Him And The Mum Says She Want To See Him by emeijeh(m): 8:15pm On Jan 02, 2018
Advice on what?



This na new year o
I thought we warned you guys to drop this "friend" thing on 31st December?!
PoliticsRe: LRU, Call 112: Lagos Gets 911 Service! by emeijeh(m): 6:52pm On Jan 02, 2018
If we have children as stubborn as Macaulay culkin (home alone), in Lagos, the 911 guys will get frustrated with unnecessary calls.



Reminds me of the days I used to give celtel customer care wahala calls.
All the girls forming sexy voice had to change to their real voice by force grin
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe Rocks Feather Dress: "Borrow Pose" Fans React by emeijeh(m):
That first comment is the killer blow men.




She say mercy thief fowl take sew the dress.

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PhonesRe: Samsung Galaxy S9 Specification, Price And Release Date by emeijeh(m): 9:25am On Jan 02, 2018
I though they said phone manufacturers usually avoid the number 9.





Chai I fear bloggers
CelebritiesRe: Saheed Balogun Sprays Money On Fathia At Mercy Aigbe's 40th Birthday Party by emeijeh(m): 9:22am On Jan 02, 2018
Na 2018 na.



Reconciliation loading.


Though I didn't waste my data on the thing I see almost all weekends
BusinessRe: Car Park Fire Consumes 1,400 Vehicles by emeijeh(m): 10:46pm On Jan 01, 2018
When did this happen?


1944?
FamilyRe: I'm Ready To Get Married But My Father Wants Me To Build First by emeijeh(m): 10:14pm On Jan 01, 2018
Your old man is not helping you at all.






Tell him I said so
Christianity EtcRe: Church Uses A Couple's Pre-Wedding Photo As Banner by emeijeh(m): 10:08pm On Jan 01, 2018
Yes, they actually crossed over from spinsterhood and bachelorhood


The church is kinda right.

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RomanceRe: Is Time To Make Peace Happy New Year by emeijeh(m): 7:20pm On Dec 31, 2017
Settlement time.

Happy new year guys
TV/MoviesRe: Is Tstv Rollout The Greatest Flop Of 2017? by emeijeh(m): 6:55pm On Dec 31, 2017
Those guys are a big disgrace
RomanceRe: How Much Have You Spent On AIRTIME Since January by emeijeh(m): 6:54pm On Dec 31, 2017
jamariwolf2:
Ten what?

All these broke stingy guys sha undecided
Agreed


But,
Izzit ya ten thousand?
PhonesRe: Why Globacom Badly Wants 9mobile; But May Not Get It - The Cable by emeijeh(m): 6:50pm On Dec 31, 2017
If this report will not put fuel in our generators and cars, then.....

E no consæn me.




Happy new year Nairalanders!
CrimeRe: Pastor Commits Suicide In Kaduna by emeijeh(m): 6:47pm On Dec 31, 2017
Sman37:
No man is perfect and above mistake even in dictionary and professor do error!
since u understand what is meant there good and forget looking for someone downfall at all time !
Have we met before?
RomanceRe: I Am The Most Handsome Dude On Nairaland Quote Me Anywhere by emeijeh(m): 11:18pm On Dec 30, 2017
Reminds of this guy below.

Op, I hope this nonsense stops with the old year.

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Guy Asks For Photoshopped Pic Of Him At The Eiffel Tower, See What He Got by emeijeh(m): 11:10pm On Dec 30, 2017
Lol

This last Eiffel high tension tower made me lol.


Whoever Photoshopped this one has Edo roots.


Na joke o!


Cc: Lalasticlala

EducationRe: Meet Tasued 2017 Overall Best Graduating Student by emeijeh(m): 11:08pm On Dec 30, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Who Says Otedola Uses Only Old Nokia Phones by emeijeh(m): 9:46pm On Dec 30, 2017
And what's with the 666 on that woman's forehead?




#endtime grin
CrimeRe: Pastor Commits Suicide In Kaduna by emeijeh(m): 9:20pm On Dec 30, 2017
MissEdified:
A Pastor of one of the Pentecostal churches in Ungwar Romi area of Kaduna state, identified as Samuel Hamza reportedly committed suicide.


According to eyewitnesses, he was hung himself on a tree and was found dangling by his neighbors on Friday night. Though the reason for the suicide is not known, but it was gathered that the Father of one who didn’t drop any suicide letter, has been depressed since he lost his wife in 2015.
....he was hung himself on a tree?




WTF did I just read?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Reportedly Spent 5 Million Naira On Her New Butt by emeijeh(m): 5:48pm On Dec 30, 2017
I thought she said she is now butt born again
CelebritiesRe: Pretty Mike: “I Bath With My Pet Python & Why I Named Her Toke Makinwa” by emeijeh(m): 5:36pm On Dec 30, 2017
Private part naming ceremony



Since when did nigerians start keeping snakes as pets?



I feel like passing this guy to the Indians for keeps.
Who is with me?

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