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Romance › Re: 18-year-old Model Sells Virginity For $3m To Abu Dhabi Businessman (photos) by emeijeh(m): 9:30pm On Nov 16, 2017*

And naija girls who cannot undo their disvirgined v*****a will be like

https://cdn2.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/nene-phone-crying.gif

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Celebrities › Re: Pre-Wedding Photo Of Ebuka Obi-Uchendu's Lookalike Causes Traffic In Enugu by emeijeh(m): 10:14pm On Nov 15, 2017

Fine babe, protruding Tommy..... We know why

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Career › Re: See What A Nigerian Policeman Was Caught Doing In Benin (photo) by emeijeh(m): 7:39pm On Nov 15, 2017*

GistMorer:
@GISTMORE

https://www.lailasblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/23472475_10154956862821932_7664228690281168794_n.jpg

Facebook user, Jude Kadiri shared this photo of a policeman on top of a car and wrote;

Gist from GistMore
https://www.gistmore.com/see-nigerian-policeman-caught-benin-photo

The building in that pix was actually the first glass house in Benin.

First east circular road.

I miss the ancient city!

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Politics › Re: Seriake Dickson Visits Goodluck Jonathan In His Otueke Mansion (Photos) by emeijeh(m): 7:23pm On Nov 15, 2017

I wonder how 2019 will look like.

People have started carrying politics / elections on their head

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Politics › Re: Nana Akufo-Addo Statue By Rochas Okorocha In Imo. Nigerians React (Photo) by emeijeh(m): 7:16pm On Nov 15, 2017*

The statue is even dancing Fela's dancesteps grin

https://s1.postimg.org/5vokc6k5a7/tenor_1.gif

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Education › Re: 15-Year-Old Boy Sent Home From School Over This Hairstyle In West Midlands by emeijeh(m): 7:15pm On Nov 15, 2017

Is this not the hairstyle we now see on the heads of uniben and auchi polytechnic male students?

Smh

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Politics › Re: Police Officers Cry As They Are Deployed To Stop Protesting Oby Ozekwesili, BBOG by emeijeh(m): 6:20pm On Nov 15, 2017

ehissi:
Chairman! Never ever involve or insult crocodile again........

Because these tears na monitor lizard own......

Hahaha

Politics › Re: Police Officers Cry As They Are Deployed To Stop Protesting Oby Ozekwesili, BBOG by emeijeh(m): 3:02pm On Nov 15, 2017

Crocodile tears

https://s1.postimg.org/95p3najhof/tenor_5.gif

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Career › Re: Lagos Bus Conductor Dresses Corporately While Working (video) by emeijeh(m): 2:19pm On Nov 15, 2017

kenonze:
We are like minds

What a response! grin

Nairaland's small boys be fooling themselves since 2000AD

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Sports › Re: Christiano Ronaldo Disguised As Old Man To Prank Crowd by emeijeh(m): 11:54pm On Nov 14, 2017

Okocha did it before.

Not new

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Family › Re: Help My Sister Is Kicking Me Out Of Her House by emeijeh(m): 11:48pm On Nov 14, 2017

Why pilfer? undecided

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Education › Re: Auchi Polytechnic Students Demands Justice For Student That Was Killed by emeijeh(m): 11:44pm On Nov 14, 2017

Whatever happened to "paragraphing"

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Car Talk › Re: Cars Submerged By Flood In Calabar As Man Climbs On Top His Car And Relaxes by emeijeh(m): 6:41pm On Nov 14, 2017

He can quietly swim to the restaurant because..... FOOD IS READY

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Sports › Re: Italy Fail To Qualify For World Cup First time in 60 years by emeijeh(m): 11:02pm On Nov 13, 2017

Congratulations to Sweden

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Business › Re: How To Make Money With Your Mobile Phone by emeijeh(m): 10:14pm On Nov 13, 2017

Fire down

Nairaland General › Re: Death Trap: Six Drowned In First Bank Akowonjo Branch Soak-away by emeijeh(m): 10:04pm On Nov 13, 2017

Op did they drown or they were just injured.

Stop confusing us please

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Romance › Re: Seven Things Every Man Will Guard With Their Life by emeijeh(m): 9:58pm On Nov 13, 2017

madone:
HIS JOYSTICK
a man's joystick might be hidden between his legs and covered by his trouser but that is one of the things he protects in the face of danger. I am a man and I know what I am talking about.what then when they form wall against a free kick during any football match,u ll find out that one place their hand guard is the region of their joystick .even though they ll leave their eye unprotected.

Badt guy

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Romance › Re: Seven Things Every Man Will Guard With Their Life by emeijeh(m): 9:52pm On Nov 13, 2017

Their phone nko ?

Politics › Re: Tragedy In Chibok As Soldier Commits Suicide After Killing Captain by emeijeh(m): 9:51pm On Nov 13, 2017

Romance › Re: Ladies Smoking Shisha, Keep It Up, We Love You - axelrod(photos) by emeijeh(m): 9:41pm On Nov 13, 2017*

Nice write up Op,

And for once, iamj is right..... Just look at that fat ugly balloon of a girl in the first picture .

I wonder what made this shisha so popular

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Politics › Re: Anambra Governorship Election: Bomb Scare At INEC Office In Awka by emeijeh(m): 9:14pm On Nov 13, 2017

The tensions keep building up.

Imagine the debate yesterday....

The incumbent was rude
Obaze kept attacking the incumbent
Nwonye remained unfit (like a non aspirant)

And Yul Edochie was sidelined.

Anambrarians use your head.... Go out and vote peacefully

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Celebrities › Re: Shan George: Days Of Deceptive Yahoo Pastors Are Numbered, Repent False Prophets by emeijeh(m): 8:36pm On Nov 13, 2017

lloyds:
Who is this one?

Another veteran upcoming actress grin

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Family › Re: My Husband Refused To Take A Second Wife, Please Separate Us, Woman Tells Court by emeijeh(m): 8:23pm On Nov 13, 2017

pocohantas:
A 35yrs old woman, wants to dissolve a 17yrs old marriage?
She done try o. By now she suppose done born pikin that's about 2x her age. Chick wanna go test her fertility.

The man has refused to remarry or dissolve the marriage and has remained faithful over the years.

Could this be true love or he is hiding the true state of his manhood?

There is nothing we do that satisfy you ladies.
A man is staying faithful to his barren wife,and you are here talking true state of his manhood.

If he sends her packing, same you ~~Pocahontas~~ pocnosehontas will call him heartless.

This life sef!

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Romance › Re: Man Marrying 6 Women In Delta, Pays Bride Price Of 3, Leaves 3 Stubborn Ones by emeijeh(m): 7:50pm On Nov 13, 2017

Isaiah 4:1

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Health › Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by emeijeh(m): 5:41pm On Nov 13, 2017

Reeberry:
Nonsense! Like married ones don't have the highest number of STDs.

Read my post again

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Health › Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by emeijeh(m): 3:48pm On Nov 13, 2017

gypsey:
so you think getting married will solve the problems? if only you now how many married folks men/women who are sleeping around.

Please leave whatever you are doing now, and find a good school near you to enrol into primary 2, since reading and understanding is your major problem.

#nooffencebro

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Health › Re: 5 STDs You Can Get While Wearing A Condom (Disturbing Photos) by emeijeh(m): 2:56pm On Nov 13, 2017

Promiscuous guys/ladies everywhere.

It's far better to get married and remain faithful

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Crime › Re: 2 Men Behead 17-Year-Old Girl Hawking Puff-Puff In Ogun For Money Ritual by emeijeh(m): 11:36am On Nov 13, 2017

The quest to make it is really turning some Nigerians insane

Namecheckers please backoff

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Crime › Re: Drug Addict Destroys Car In Lagos, Causes Accident After Taking 'Black Mamba' by emeijeh(m): 10:46pm On Nov 12, 2017

josielewa:
space booker...u no well...

Izzit your booking?!
Receive black mamba!

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Crime › Re: Drug Addict Destroys Car In Lagos, Causes Accident After Taking 'Black Mamba' by emeijeh(m): 10:41pm On Nov 12, 2017

Black mamba kō, white python nî.

See as the man burst windscreen like vampire

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Crime › Re: Man Stabbed In The Neck By His Friend In Sokoto Rescued By Doctors (Graphic Pic) by emeijeh(m): 10:37pm On Nov 12, 2017

The heart of Man!

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