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Science/Technology › Re: Elon Musk Shares Video Of Tesla's Humanoid Robot That Can Babysit Kids, Get Groc by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:55pm On Oct 11, 2024
Robot and who dey babysit??

Abeg, no be the one e go malfunction, come go kpai pikin
Politics › Re: FG Permits Oil Marketers To Bypass NNPC, Lift Petrol From Dangote Refinery by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:35pm On Oct 11, 2024
What's even the use of NNPC at the first place?
Politics › Re: No Food For Lazy Man, Remi Tinubu Tells Youths by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:06am On Oct 11, 2024
Lols

Smh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Avoid These 5 Jobs Abroad: Man Advises Fellow Nigerians(photos/video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:25pm On Oct 10, 2024
Veste:
This guy jus dey craze. My first job abroad was in the Chicken processing cold room. Yes it was very cold but I was paid well and the money sorted many things for me. People go just open dia mouth Waaa d talk nonsense.

Make him come back to naija and do that work him papa created na.
Your first job?

Meaning you later run leave the work abi? So what's the difference between what the man is saying with you changing from that your first job?
Education › Re: Can I Still Apply For Admission Abroad At The Age Of 32? by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:04pm On Oct 09, 2024
Don't think it matters, I mean the last time I applied for school and got admitted abroad I was 47 and it was was in my dream, so give it a short bro.
Politics › Re: NNPC Increases Fuel Price To ₦1,030 by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:50pm On Oct 09, 2024
Suffering and smiling nation.
Politics › Re: Seek Permission Before Using The National Anthem, FG Tells Nigerians by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:12pm On Oct 09, 2024
Lols
Travel › Re: Total Transformation Of Ochanja/ Road Onitsha By Gov Soludo(photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:38am On Oct 09, 2024
Nice but do you guys have to color the pictures?

What's the purpose exactly?
Crime › Re: Thief Eats Egusi Soup & Fried Rice After Stealing From A Home (video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:02pm On Oct 07, 2024
Where u work, na hin u dey chop grin
Politics › Re: I Paid ₦‎5 Million Upfront To A SAN For Pardon, Bobrisky Claims by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:49pm On Oct 07, 2024
Shim mouth no dey fit keep quiethuh
Politics › Re: NNPC Quits As Middleman In Dangote Refinery Petrol Purchase by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:18am On Oct 07, 2024
Most middlemen are crooks, not just in NNPC but every other aspect.

Go to Agriculture sector and see what those middlemen are doing

Go to building/house rents and see what those middlemen (agents) are doing

Try to buy a car and see for yourself what those car agents aka middlemen are doing.

. I think it is better if there is no any sort of middlemen in this Dangote's refinery affairs
Crime › Re: Children Among 70 Killed In Haiti Gang 'massacre‘(vid) by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:25pm On Oct 06, 2024
Botragelad:
Send US soldiers to Haiti, so you'll have someone to blame for their troubles. You'll probably say they're trying to take over the country!

By the way, there are plenty of Haitian refugees and undocumented immigrants in the States, and they've been given enough gelt already. Fix your issues!
But sending billions to Israel isn't an issue bahuh grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Rivers: APP's Lazarus Gogoteh Nteogwuile Declared Winner Of Andoni LGA Election by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:44pm On Oct 05, 2024
I nur understand. Na governor election abi na chairman election?

Haven't been keeping up with current news
Politics › Re: Egoras: Nigerian Startup Offers To Sell 50kg Bag Of Rice At N45,000 by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:19pm On Oct 04, 2024
I will advice them not to bother. Reason is, middlemen will hoard the rice and resell and skyrocketed prices.

We too wicked each other for this country
Politics › Re: Journo Isaac Bristol (PidomNigeria) Released From Prison On Bail by Emeskhalifa(m):
How they swiftly arrested this guy makes mw wonder why bandits are calling the shots undisturbed
Politics › Re: You Can Drive At Night, Travel To Any Part Of Nigeria Now & Feel Safe - Ribadu by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:31pm On Oct 04, 2024
Yet ogar is driving with entourage and bulletproof car

Make una dey whine una sefs na
Politics › Re: Lagos Government Bans Pure Water From January 2025 by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:37pm On Oct 03, 2024
End of business for some, beginning of business for others.

Make una dey try See positivity in everything sha
Travel › Re: Video Of The Boat That Capsized In Niger State Due To Overloading by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:25pm On Oct 03, 2024
Too crowded na
Travel › Re: Stop Migrating To Countries Worse Than Nigeria – Abike Dabiri-Erewa Warns by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:23pm On Oct 03, 2024
Dey should stay back and starve to 6 feet abi?
Politics › Re: “Please NEPA Remove My Family From Band A” — Anambra Man Cries Out(vid) by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:58pm On Oct 02, 2024
GerogeI:
If you are in band A,
To reduce your bill, and turn the 24 hours into advantage,
1. Put your refrigerator on half duty cycle, it should be off at night. You either use a timer switch (cost about 10k on Jumia) or you switch it off and on manually - labour intensive. Any night you forget is about 2 kwh or credit units or about N500.

2. Invest in grid tied Solar system. This takes advantage of the 20 hours power availability. You do not need to buy batteries, but you need a good Hybrid solar inverter with grid connection. For every 4 used solar panels, you will produce 1kwh of electricity daily. The more you have the more you produce. As a rule of thumb, each 300w solar panel will give you an average of 50w for 5 hours or 250wh or 0.25kwh.

A normal house with lighting TV and refrigerator, without Air conditioner consumes about 6 kwh daily. Putting your refrigerator on day cycle will reduce 1.5 kwh or credit units leaving 4.5. Adding 5 solar panels, will reduce it to 3.5 kwh. Adding 10 Solar panels will reduce it to 2.5 kW hour. Because you must use lighting and fan at night, you cannot go lower than 2.5 kwh daily without investing in Storage batteries which are the costliest part of solar with 2 or 3 years short life span.

At 2.5 kwh per day your electricity bill for band A will be 2.5 x30 days x N230= N18000 approx. Not bad for 24 hours light.
Light wey 10k dey finish in two days? Abeg I no do Band A again oo
Culture › Re: Ethiopian Tribe Where Women Cut Their Lips As A Symbol Of Beauty And Identity by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:48pm On Oct 01, 2024
No disrespect intended but wtfffff is thishuh?
Celebrities › Re: Asake Attacks His Fan, Breaks His iPhone In France (Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:27am On Sep 30, 2024
I don't blame him, blame the oponus who called themselves fans

See I ain't nobody's fan.
You do well for yourself, good for you, I am also doing well for myself. Y'all gotta stop worshipping humans like you ffs
Politics › Re: Rivers crisis: "I made you, who have you made" - Wike challenges Fubara by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:06am On Sep 29, 2024
Thundafireseun:
You are still a child…. When you grow older, you’ll realize that in every decision you make…..

You should come 1st …. Meaning your interest should be priority
He doesn't know yet
Politics › Re: Presidency Moves To Disrupt Planned Protest On Independence Day by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:26am On Sep 28, 2024
Nelochukwu:
grin grin grin

U sef dey owe dem so u want update. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed.

Ave been dere bro
Asking for a friend ni jarey grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Presidency Moves To Disrupt Planned Protest On Independence Day by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:27am On Sep 28, 2024
Peledonomy:
Hahahahah. Oboi I defaulted on loan apps since 2021. No loan app dey give me money again.
But u later pay them?
Crime › Re: U.S. Authorities Indict Two Nigerians In $13m Business Email Compromise Scam by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:17am On Sep 28, 2024
Makes me wonder if all Nigerians in US aren't into one or two illegal activities over there undecided

Once they start profiling you guys right from airport, I hope you won't say they are being racist coz una don too show dem shege
Politics › Re: Enemies Of Rivers Will Be Shamed – Fubara's Wife, Valerie Declares by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:41pm On Sep 27, 2024
enemyofprogress:
We are washing the drama






Slow raw missionary, deep kisses, m0aning in each other's mouth, sweat, & no pull out is a top tier feeling. Try it TONIGHT!
No pull out abi? With price of pampers abi? U try o
Politics › Re: October 1 Protest: Organisers Write Police, Seek Security by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:27pm On Sep 27, 2024
Wahala
TV/Movies › Re: My TV Can Buy Your Car! Man Brags In Viral Clip (photo) by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:17pm On Sep 27, 2024
Hope he can drive his TV to work

God created some people without sense sha
Celebrities › Re: 'Damn Pretty' - Bobrisky In A New Video Amidst VeryDarkMan’s Saga by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:14pm On Sep 27, 2024
cry
Politics › Re: Petrol Prices Expected To Change As Marketers Quote New Landing Cost by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:51am On Sep 27, 2024
Aremwayne:
This is not getting funny anymore, there will be serious consequences if they increase fuel prices.


Nigeria will burn. 🔥
Nothing will happen. This won't be difficult for Nigerians to adapt to and end it with 'it is well'
Celebrities › Re: Crazeclown & His Wife Jojo Celebrate Third Wedding Anniversary by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:50am On Sep 27, 2024
Wow.

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