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Phones › Re: Why Nigerians’ Data Finishes Fast — MTN by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:46pm On Oct 30
fxexperts:
Is that the reason your employers are stealing the datas. olodo uprising.
Vaseline crew have landed cheesy
Politics › Re: 2027: If They Kidnap Our Children, I Will Enter The Bush With Them - Obi by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:12pm On Oct 30
Political lamba.

The one that said if we don't get stable light we should stone him is busy campaigning for second tenure despite failing woefully
Health › Re: Fake Drugs: Metuh Demands Harsher Penalties, Slams Five-year Jail Term by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:40pm On Oct 30
Anything short of death penalty, means those in government either have their hands in it or are indirectly abetting these guys
Food › Re: Signature Dish In Some Countries Around The World (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:59am On Oct 30
MrPresident1:
Amala is now everywhere in Nigeria. Don't let jealousy kee you
Ogar na lie. Akpu, Semo and eba are what you can find easily in most restaurants.
Food › Re: Signature Dish In Some Countries Around The World (Photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:30am On Oct 30
MrPresident1:
Nigeria is Amala and ewedu with gbegiri

Gaining traction like wild fire grin grin
Because na only Yoruba people dey Nigeria na.
Travel to other states, una no go gree.
Crime › Re: Man Rescues 10-Year-Old Girl Beaten For Over An Hour By Her Aunt In Anambra by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:15am On Oct 30
JuanDeDios:
When did Obi or Ezeks become policemen?
But they'd suddenly become police immediately it happened in Lagos abi?
Health › Re: NAFDAC Destroys ₦8 Billion Fake Products In North-Central by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:12am On Oct 30
And those behind the fake products? The proper way to kill a snake is by cutting off its head.

If you don't arrest and jail those behind it for life, you are just wasting your time.
Pets › Re: What Breed Is This by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:02pm On Oct 29
Na bingo wey dem cross breed. Still a bingo forget about its looks
Science/Technology › Re: Ohafia Hunters Caught Huge Buffalo (Photos/Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:10pm On Oct 29
You sure no be Fulani get amhuh

Coz there are some Fulanis wey me I don see with this type of animal o
Romance › Re: How A Lagos Driver Connected Me To My Wife �❤️* by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:48am On Oct 29
Did you use chatgpt to write this script or Gemini?

Asking coz I might soon go into short fairy tales soon, heard there is a demanding market for it
Business › Re: Ranked: Fastest & Slowest Growing Economies Forecast For 2027 -Visual Capitalist by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:58pm On Oct 28
Without opening the thread, I already knew Nigeria won't make us proud.

All thanks to the man in the glass house
Food › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Feeding As A Single Person In A Day? by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:37pm On Oct 28
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
These days,3k per day cuz mama-put food is one thing that's very cheap here in Ughelli . Infact, Ughelli is one of the places where you can get the cheapest meal . Cuz at least I've traveled around Nigeria and I can attest to that as a fact.

#1500 in the morning,na once my belle go full come outside like geepee tank, and I won't even think about anything food until in the evening. Then , another 1500... Done for the day cheesy
Hahahaha you eh

But what happened to eating good nutritious meal? There is no way you'd tell me 1500 can get you a nutritious meal anywhere in Nigeria
Food › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Feeding As A Single Person In A Day? by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:30pm On Oct 28
Minimum of 5k.

I have spent 7k on food today already. Might have to fast the remaining hours left in today, till tomorrow
Career › Re: How Do You Cope With A Company That Owes Salary? by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:28pm On Oct 28
Adetunde876:
Leave the company. How can you be working and they aren't paying you. Remote works are available and you can find another job
Boss help me with process of getting remote work na

I am very good with data entry and MS Excel
Celebrities › Re: Chris Brown Gets Eight-Month Suspended Sentence Over London Nightclub Fight by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:55am On Oct 28
Saw the news days ago and thought it was a lie.

You see the beating wey hin beat Rihanna years back, if to say na now wey we dey age of social media, his career will be dead forever.
Car Talk › Re: Is Owning A Car Really A Liability? by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:49am On Oct 28
Caaz:
It's a liability if the car is not on the road and bringing money.
So make all of us become public transport drivers?

Person cannot buy car for personal use anymore?
All these motivational speakers
Phones › Re: Why Nigerians’ Data Finishes Fast — MTN by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:13pm On Oct 27
Spaxon:
tiffs tiffs n tiffs

tiffs ooooooo
Swear say u no carry the data watch eroticas

Una go know wettin una use una data do but go come dey blame vendors and mtn
Sports › Re: American 3-Year-Old Football Whizkid Was Reported To Police For Being "Too Good" by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:07am On Oct 27
I watched the video and I think he is too good to play among those other kids.
He should be playing and training with a more advance and a well organised club.

They complained about him pushing other kids and not passing the ball to other players, well he is just a 3 year old kid, and that's even more reason why he needs to be in a professional club.

The boy will do wonders in football if he is properly groomed
Celebrities › Re: Davido’s Aide, Dre Pleads After Phone Goes Missing At Zlatan’s Wedding by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:38pm On Oct 26
Na someone for una there go move the phone abi una invite poor go the wedding?
Business › Re: Six Ways To Earn Money While Sleeping by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:32pm On Oct 26
Better learn some digital skills and start applying for remote jobs that pay in USD
Crime › Re: FBI's Operation Blackout Leads To 9 Arrests In Nigeria by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:04am On Oct 26
whitebeard:
All these ones na cause we have a Drug lord as president, na why America wan dey ride am.

Why don't they go to India, UK, and other scamming nations.

They should enjoy while it last.
Is it that you didn't read the news or you are just looking for who to ragebait? Else didn't you see where they also thanked the UK authorities for their cooperation?
Crime › Re: NDLEA arrests South African with 36.65kg cocaine at Lagos airport by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:02am On Oct 26
IronGalaxy:
Still better looking than your muscular women, anyday, anytime
Lies.
That signpost looking forehead is a huge turnoff.

How do you guys even cope with that??
Romance › Re: Man Takes Back Everything He Bought For His Girlfriend After Breakup by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:00am On Oct 26
Leemzyy:
Omo try dating a matured guy o, cux wetin be all these?
Men are wiser, this gaslighting no dey work.

She should date a matured man yet she is not matured enough to stay one place abi? She wants to chop from the guy and still chop from another guy despite the guy is the one bankrolling her abi?
Romance › Re: Man Takes Back Everything He Bought For His Girlfriend After Breakup by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:58am On Oct 26
You won't understand, till these native fowls show you shege fes. Baba collect everything, I used to pity them but not anymore
Crime › Re: NDLEA arrests South African with 36.65kg cocaine at Lagos airport by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:36am On Oct 26
RandDigital:
That's another Jollofina who has connections with car dealers in Nigeria.

She was moved from one hotel to another in Lagos, what do you think went down over there?

Your prison guards will be very excited to see a southy woman with their own eyes, if you get what I mean wink
Excited about what exactly? The extra large forehead South African women have or what?
Crime › Re: NDLEA arrests South African with 36.65kg cocaine at Lagos airport by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:33am On Oct 26
RandDigital:
Good, Jollofina got caught.

Please keep her there, we don't want her bek.
I can imagine how embarrassed you are right now?

Thought it is only Nigerians that do drug? grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Police Arrest School Bus Driver Over Kidnap, Sexual Assault Of 14-Year-Old by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:31am On Oct 26
We4all:
At least the victim wasn't killed this time. To find a good man in Nigeria now is more difficult than learning further maths.
Ogar if you are a bad person, own up to it. Which one is to see a good man in Nigeria is difficult?

Meanwhile, what is it with you people from all that region with supporting of criminals?
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan And Davita Traditional Wedding (Photos, Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:01am On Oct 25
Slimplush:
Then this your input is not it sir.... What any sane man needs in marriage is peace of mind and happiness

Get married to a troublesome goddess and you will see chim chom chinnn

On a lighter note, it doesn't mean she has to be ugly, but I will prefer the peace of mind
Lols dey play


Till you born children wey resemble Oshomole, only then would you realise that beautiful partner matters too.
Celebrities › Re: Zlatan And Davita Traditional Wedding (Photos, Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:17am On Oct 25
Omooorrrr this ones children go black no be small.

Pls if you want to marry and you are ugly, try marry someone pretty, not for your sake but for the sake of the children.

HML to them sha
Romance › Re: Why Does It Feel So Awkward When You Ask A Girl Out And She Says No by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:13am On Oct 25
Awkward as how? Na she be the only girl for this world?

She say no, we move to the next one.

Alaye no put me for talk this morning o
Education › Re: Jane-Frances Gabriel: Anambra Student Wins 2026 National Head Girl Competition by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:41pm On Oct 24
Still doesn't cancel all the bad things happening in that place.

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