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CelebritiesRe: Everything Is Dawning On Me-Phyna Laments As She Nears 30 Without Getting Marrie by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:57pm On Jul 11
Cc Pocochantas

She should be in position to explain to us what it feels like being.......... lipsrsealed


Snobaxx too grin cheesy
TravelRe: Lady Who Was Denied US & Canada Visas Multiple Times Opens Up, Displays Document by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:12pm On Jul 11
I don't think there is any other African country that their citizens carry this japa for head like Nigerians.

We even see it as a form of achievement
RomanceRe: The Two Extremes Many Men Feel Trapped Between by Emeskhalifa(m): 1:09pm On Jul 11
Lovit:
Why do you have to repeat what you have already said? Or is this a copy and paste thing?

btw, the solution lies on being unpredictable, avoid see finish

Once feels she has seen everything about you, she starts looking for something better or something new

Be good but never let your woman understand everything about you. be unpredictable!

Also don't let religion or feminists brainwash you, don't be that Mr Nice guy that women talks about

Women hates what they claim to Love and love what they claim to hate - read this last line again
Stopped reading after I noticed that. Obviously na AI help am run am grin
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Pupils & Teachers In Orire, Oyo Rescued (Photos, Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:49am On Jul 11
Peterrio:
Ask yourself, is this the first thing you should say?

Are you a human being with feelings?
Are you a terrorist sympathiser?
So because they were rescued, those who committed the crime of kidnapping them and beheaded a teacher should go unpunished? Are you that wicked and heartless? If any of them was your family member, will you say the terrorists should be allowed to go scot free because they later returned your relatives to you alive? Do you even know how traumatised those students and teachers are currently? Do you even know the trauma will live with them for the rest of their lives no matter the amount of therapy they receive?
CrimeRe: Kidnapped Pupils & Teachers In Orire, Oyo Rescued (Photos, Video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:05pm On Jul 10
Was ransom paid? Was there any arrest
SportsRe: I Was Dropped By Rangers International Because I Wasn’t Igbo - Moses Simon by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:40pm On Jul 10
Flangelo12:
Had it been he said Remo FC or shooting stars, or Nasarawa united dem for believe.

See them doing damage control up there.


grin
Asin eh.

I even saw one called one unknown Balogun a northerner grin
CrimeRe: Man's Hands Tied, Asked To Dance For Stealing by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:43pm On Jul 09
Mariangeles:
He's a talented dancer, I must say. cheesy
Why steal when he could just be a video vixen?

I hope they let him go after entertaining them sha.
Dey play. Even if e no sabi dance, he will magically become a great dancer at the face of death
BusinessRe: Why Are People Poor? Why Does This Happen? by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:40pm On Jul 09
Gbadugbakun:
Well they're poor because Iyalakara and her husband stole their money and told them to go and fry akara. And frying akara with firewood made them darker and very poor. That's why.
With this your kind of response, I won't be surprise if you Believe Nigeria played India 99 goals to 1
TravelRe: Phase 1 Of Zaria-Funtua-Gusau-Sokoto Dual-Lane Road Has Been Delivered by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:51am On Jul 09
Evergreen4:
How many phases remaining, 29 I guess. So will should celebrate phase 1. In this country called Nigeria, we see ordinary things that government ought to provide as miracle
Yes we see them as miracles because the previous governments failed to do them and today they've all gone scotfree without any consequence. So yeah, it's valid we celebrate Asiwaju for doing what his predecessors failed to do
TravelRe: Phase 1 Of Zaria-Funtua-Gusau-Sokoto Dual-Lane Road Has Been Delivered by Emeskhalifa(m): 5:49am On Jul 09
SeeWahala:
Something that has over 30 phases na him you want make we begin dey celebrate just the 1st phase? shocked

After 3 whole years? undecided
From he won't do it it to, he just did phase 1.
I love that shifting of goal post grin
EducationRe: Onyedikachi Egejurum Speaks As World's Best In Mathematics! by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:45pm On Jul 08
Suicideboy:
He should go rest. There are other kids like him. Some are way more intelligent than him but lack opportunities. At his age i was already writing my macro assembler for the motorola chipset, memorized hexadecimal and i can do differentials and polynamials without using a calcuator.
Na hin u still dey Nairaland?
HealthRe: Timeline Of Building Of The Largest Paediatric Hospital In West Africa by Emeskhalifa(m): 4:10pm On Jul 08
Again, will you rather stay in Tinubu's Lagos or Obi's Anambra?

If you can't manage small amount of money, you still won't be able to manage large amount of money
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:08am On Jul 08
IronGalaxy:
Does your cousin have a car that cost that much? Or better yet, do you have electricity? Ambulances? Proper hospitals? Universities? Clean water?Roads? You're here making noise about someone else's car yet you still lack in the most basic of amenities, I will never understand you people
Last time I checked, I wasn't the one nagging and crying all over SM about how some foreigners are flaunting their wealth grin

So where is your 9m Rand car? If you don't have, Then stop crying and start working, maybe, just maybe, you'd be able to afford even if it's a 4.5m Rand one day grin
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:00am On Jul 08
IronGalaxy:
So South Africans are "envious" of Nigerians because people in my lineage can't afford a car..?? Yup, Sounds about Nigerian
So where is your 9m Rand car? cheesy
Your cousin has one? Sis..? Bro? Anyone?
What about uncle and aunty?
See what I am talking about?? grin
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:58am On Jul 08
IronGalaxy:
This applies to an average Nigerian than it does to a South African actually.. you have a poorer populous.
Lmao. Yet y'all are the one crying every 7 days about how foreigners are oppressing y'all with the wealth they made from your country grin
See? Jokes on you boyke cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:45pm On Jul 07
IronGalaxy:
Lol.. My guy, South Africa leads in new car sales on the continent.. try another angle..
He actually asked about your lineage (family) and not the entire SANs, so I think you should answer the question directly Wena grin
Foreign AffairsRe: S. Africans Tag Police After Nigerian Buys $550K Maybach, Mocks Zulus - VIDEO by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:42pm On Jul 07
IronGalaxy:
Don't know why they like deluding themselves that everybody "envies" them, what is there to "envy"?
The 9m Rand car and many more of course.

The kinda money y'all can't ever dream about touching, even in another life cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Spotted Again After Telling Nigerians To Mind Their Business by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:13pm On Jul 07
Just curious, why can't he just go back to Yankee jeje? Coz it's obvious Nollywood is no longer as lucrative as it used to be in the past
FamilyRe: Happy 1st Birthday To My Twins (photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:11pm On Jul 07
Samantha125:
Happy birthday to the cuties... But why are they wearing hair extensions? They're still too young for this.
Wahala.
Female Daniel Regha of Nairaland cheesy
RomanceRe: Woman Regrets Leaving Ex After Learning He's Getting Married (photos/video) by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:43am On Jul 06
I am actually waiting for Snobax and LaLami response cheesy

Then I hope Pocochant will post a comment so that brethren will roast her grin cheesy
Science/TechnologyRe: Humanoid Robot Goes Out Of Control, Fights Office Workers by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:04am On Jul 06
It will eventually happen.

Either terrorists will hijack them and reprogram them or they will malfunction or self they will become self aware and will want to push humans into extinction while they take over.

Y'all keep making excuses anytime they cross the line.
RomanceRe: Men, If You Ask A Woman “How Are You?” And She Answers “I’m Not Fine”..... by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:52pm On Jul 05
Stephen0mozzy:
Oh no no. Girls actually know the kind of guys they "bill" senselessly. For one, if you have hungry girls in your CL, then the problem is you - you need to find girls wey get class - just that girls with class they make some guys fear.

That's why many of them dey date rubbish, and generalize that all girls are bad.

Find a girl that can stimulate, engage and even initiate brain-wracking conversations.

It's okay to ask a person why they're not fine. If you care for someone you'd want to know.

Unless you're her husband or father, you don't have the responsibility of giving her a solution - unless you want to.
Most of una wey dey talk this thing never date high class babe na why una dey talk this thing.

High class babe don't bill frequently but their bill is heavy (telling you this from experience) their billings start from hundreds and above, not all the time like these hungry ones but they bill once in a while too.

The advantage of dating them, is they can come through for you during your financial difficulties if you sef dey come through for then unlike the low, local ones who even if you spend including your blood for them, they will never help you. Their mindset and mentality is terrible.
FamilyRe: Mention The Type Of Family You Will Never Marry From by Emeskhalifa(m): 9:18pm On Jul 05
Freeyourminds:
You're 100% right. These things are real. Infact they have the power to grant you your wishes on earth. The danger is at death. When you die it will be you versus Jesus.

If you don't have Him you'll never get another chance. It will be eternally too late and I don't think I'll deny that I'm trying to scare you. You should be genuinely scared. This is not a joke. You know the Bible already.
Why una dey always like to do this? She politely told you to respect her belief, why are you still insisting? Nawa for una o
TravelRe: Update On Abuja-Benue-Ebonyi-Enugu-Calabar Transahara Superhighway by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:59am On Jul 05
Checkwell:
Dave Umahi dey cash out well well for this ministry of works.
Make e cash out, so long we are seeing the work no problem.


He is better than those in the past wey Cash out and still didn't do anything
FamilyRe: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:59pm On Jul 04
socoharley:
Oga better go and hustle and stop playing the illusion called love... na money be correct husband or better papa o!
Children grow with demands so also women.
I pray God blesses you financially soonest because you are a good man.
If you've read his previous posts, he was doing well as a farmer in the village until bandits forced them to abandon their farms and village to move to the city
FamilyRe: My Wife Used Her Small Savings To Cook For Our Family This Weekend (photos) by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:56pm On Jul 04
Pootle:
but is this guy for real i smell lies,

always stories of suffering and love.
don't you see his pictures? I don't think they are lies, maybe exaggerated so it can sound funny
PoliticsRe: Emefiele Didn’t Benefit From $6.2m Looted In CBN, EFCC Witness Tells Court by Emeskhalifa(m): 8:52pm On Jul 04
So the 700 and something houses he built, the money was from his salary? Remind us of how his salary is
TravelRe: Inside Abuja’s Busiest Business District by Emeskhalifa(m): 2:45pm On Jul 03
buygala:
Wuse 2 wey I see Ejiro my then girlfriend with one Alhaji inside one clean Lexus LS on 19th April 2019 angry


Anytime I pass or what about Wuse 2, my heart is broken afresh cry


Alhaji Danlami Inusa why...why...why? huh
Why you dey blame Alhaji?

Hin force her inside hin carhuh grin
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi's IT Consultant Jack, Abandons Him For Atiku by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:02pm On Jul 03
Is this the game Atiku wants to play?

Isn't there a form of law that prevents that from happening? You can't work for Mr A then resign to work for Mr B when you know they are in competition
BusinessRe: Dangote Crashes Petrol Price To ₦1,075/litre, Opens Sales To All Marketers by Emeskhalifa(m): 11:43am On Jul 03
PheelzAlmighty:
This monopoly is not healthy for Nigeria....


#spits
Pls make me to understand, is Dangote stopping anyone from building a refinery??
TravelRe: Photos And Videos Of The Zawachiki Railway Station, Kano by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:19am On Jul 03
Is it Zawachiki or Zuwachiki??
Foreign AffairsRe: CENTCOM To Relocate US Bases From Gulf States After Painful Iranian Strikes by Emeskhalifa(m): 7:47pm On Jul 02
Pls do not bring them to Africa.

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