₦airaland Forum

Was 80k on 2023 when I learnt.
I wonder how much it is now that the devil himself has relocated to Nigeria

Finished man caught up between two women.

Maj196:
Salon... Saloon is a car size

Ok thanks for the correction.

Used to think it has something do with the saloon so I keep changing from one Saloon to another, still my hairline is intact.

Don't think it is saloon

Food prices decline on paper abi where? Coz prices are still exactly where they were before the 14% claims

Tell us what you did.
Abi the man jus woke up and removed you?

kayswag100:
4rm ChatGPT in case the careless drivers find themselves in this situation


The speedometer shows approximately 180 km/h — and there’s a truck blocking almost the entire road ahead!

Here’s what I’d do:
1. Brake firmly and progressively to reduce speed immediately, keeping the car under control.

2. Do not attempt to squeeze past the truck or swerve onto the shoulder at that speed.

3. Look for an escape route while checking mirrors and maintaining control of the steering.

4. Be prepared to stop if there isn’t enough safe space to pass.

5. Once stopped or slowed sufficiently, maintain a safe distance and assess whether the truck is moving or stationary.


The key point: Being an experienced driver means recognizing danger early, not relying on skill to escape it at the last second.

At 180 km/h, the priority is to reduce speed safely. Abrupt steering or panic braking could make the situation worse.

ChatGPT na werey na. Nothing can save experience driver at that point

ssogundele2003:
These are bad and really bad. These children are just minors for heaven sake. These are the aftereffects of sexual enhanced drugs taken by these monsters.

Which sexual drug?
Oyibo sef dey do am, or what do you think is in that Epistien file wey dem no wan release? Why is Rkelly in Jail?
Truth is, pervert knows no raise, religion or anything, perverts are everywhere, may God keep protecting the girls child

As u no want use your account talk true nko

shortgun:
See what the poverty and hardship Tinubu brought to this country has caused. If all these Nigerians had a better means of livelihood they won't be risking their lives to scoop fuel.
More Nigerians will continue to die this way if Tinubu is allowed even more day in office after this disastrous administration

Which poverty, na today Nigerians don dey die from scooping of fuel from fallen tanker or you are new in this country? Abi u jus dey find wettin to talk?

Ogar, just come and be going home abeg. The one wey Nigerians don see for your hand don do abeg

Eyyaaa wan simp for one corner will still wife this one.

Person their Pato don knack her wettin no good

She looks older than him, hope he is not planning to wife her sha

I don't know about that, what I know is, men are easier to steal from your business than women will. Men are under constant financial pressure from parents, siblings, girlfriends, wife and children, while women have little to no financial pressure on their end.

The only problem with employing a lady is, flimsy excuses every now and then to not come to work, you'd think shes truly sick but she don go man house make dem go pound her.

Anigreat:



We make a great deal out of cheating. Honestly, there's nothing there hence I considered open marriage as the best. I can sleep with multiple women and my wife can do the same if she chooses to. Life no suppose hard.

I don finally see person with same opinion as me.

Girlfriend not wife?abeg make e go sit down

You are alone. That's the part I hate the most. I hate the head too. I can eat legs but head? Never

As usual, Nigerians are right there scooping fuel.

I sha no get RIP to type

Not sure she died and resurrected. Just a case of prolong coma and they assumed she was dead.

But if she died and resurrected, she should be able to tell the world, what she saw at the other side of life.

DuttyChuks:
He want the money bad bad and I will not give him shishi! The man is a rip off man

I am surprise only few of us know this. Majority keep falling for his gimmicks.

Anyway by the time they will realise it, most of them would have outgrown the money and won't bother about it.

Baba wan really leave una with iron condemn for hand

Those who invested in his previous IPOs know exactly what I am talking about

haybee2018:
Who con fit be the Pastor keh
.
Abi na Yarimó ni?

Can't be Yarimo.
Nicki doesn't do APC and anything APC

Una and the government kuku dey work hand in hand so I am not surprise at all

So as Olopa stopped them, did the Olopa storm the forest to arrest the bandits or they went back to their stations while the bandits are still in the forest having a peaceful day?

erniok:
what are they hunting bandits with. Dane guns against AK 47? The police did the right thing as the casualty rate will be enormous.

It is better to die for something than live for nothing

Vulcanheph:
I think what he meant is that , if you're having a wild fling/hook-up/one night stand with a girl you don't really know, don't suck her breasts, some of these hookers rub powdered sleeping pills on their nipples, which makes you fall asleep and they'll then run with your valuables

Thank you for the clarity.

orjianthony12:
Yes oh Bro, You wanna come suck some? breast sucker my guy

Nooooo. Abeg ooo.

IndexMode:
But it was Biden administration that placed sanctions on Russian oil
Why does he have to follow it

The diesel will help Americans but ginger and finance Russia against Ukraine

Conundrum.

Now that America is not buying from them, are they complaining of funds to finance the campaign again Ukraine?

bosschinalu:
No suck breast of unknown babe,you could be drugged.

Waaaaiitt... Is Lagos that wild? Like there are young ladies on the road side, displaying their chest and looking for who to suckle?

Kelvinnchucks:
I don't think Racism is the right term since we are all from the same race.

Or are Moroccans now white Africans?

If you go talk this thing where Moroccans dey, dem go panel beat you like say you thief something.

dam2000:
This man is taking advantage of tinubu harsh policy.

If you get an opportunity, if you like don't leverage on it.

Goan read The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli and thank me later.

Mattswaggz:
well python are non venomous and not so agreesive.......he can either relocate it to a suitable habitat or follow the ways of some nairalanders here by using it for stomach infastructure.

So it doesn't bite?