₦airaland Forum

These guys ehhh

Ask God!

Ooo

Lol

Bleep u!!

We are always being consoled with senate president, speaker, SGF, n so on. Ogbonnaya, congratz Abians/igbos r proud. But its hightime we produced a competent Igbo president. U all in d national should work for it no matter your party. But please don't provide a theif like TA orji.

Wow

We are always being consoled with senate president, speaker, SGF, n so on. Ogbonnaya, congratz Abians/igbos r proud. But its hightime we produced a competent Igbo president. U all in d national should work for it no matter your party. But please don't provide a theif like TA orji.

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Abia state is far better than lagos state
Dunno y am in lagos sef
Soon leave for abia state
Godz own state

Bro Abeg why u wan commit suicide. TA orji made everything worst.

Its not only in Nigeria its happening in all parts of the world. My friends in Malaysia, India and USA are posting different pics in their facebook acc of how they gathered in their respective places. I give this protest few more years and positive outcome follows. Biafra win, GOD win!!!

1) Me (minister of change)
2) fashola
3) Oby
4) rotimi
5) Father Mbaka
6) Ogbonnaya Onu
7) Bakary
8.) kwankwaso
9) Ngige
10) mama taraba
11) pat otomi
12) fayemi
13) muazu( d traitor)
14) Jega ( d plotter)
15) Shekau ( minister of defence n terrorism)
16) obasaNJO (minister of agriculture) hehe
17) late decamped PDP members (minister of border patrol)
18) Abba (Inec chairman or minister of election/rigging)
19) they know themselves!!!

Na so

Lol

Na so

I know this man is a genius I pray this will not stop here like other government who flashes us after their swearing in and later go to sleep. Up APC!! APGA man decamping to APC

USA I wonder if these guys are our enemy or friends??

WOW!! Hahahaha so NAIRALANDERS ARE THIS ILLITRATE. WELL AM NOT SURPRISE U SEE A POST OF 8am THERE U SEE SOMEONE COMMENTING STUPIDS BY 8:01am ABEG NO B LAZINESS TO LOOK FOR JOB?? THERE IS JOB EVERYWHERE DONT BLAME D GOVERNMENT FOR UR LAZINESS. HATERS

olokfor:
The major oil marketers association of Nigeria (MOMAN) has reached an agreement with the federal government to begin lifting of petroleum products across the country “in six hours”.

According to Magnus Abe, chairman of the senate committee on petroleum resources, the resolution was reached after a meeting of MOMAN and the committee with‎ Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, minister of finance and coordinating minister for the economy; Joseph Dawha, group managing director of the Nigeria national petroleum corporation (NNPC) and major stakeholders in the oil and gas sector.

Also, the Nigeria union of petroleum and natural gas workers (NUPENG) and the petroleum and natural gas senior staff association (PENGASSAN) have suspended their industrial actions.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/05/breaking-news-oil-marketers-call-off.html

Why!!!! I never sell all the fuel I stored. Why??

baybeeboi:
any patriotic citizen should be embarrased seeing their President like this

https://i62.tinypic.com/wwb5o1.jpg

Hahahahaha old man na old man, lol. But he is our president, our man!

spenca:
I know what you doing ,you haven't read the article sef

Abeg wetin en dey do

emeuzo:
Its 36

Sorry its 40 squares very very correct
[b][/b] 40

Frankaka8:
36squares! #fact

Its 36

PDPwayoo:
what is false. doing it for 20 minutes? i dont get you. anybody that last more than 20 minutes in a round can not go 8 times in a day and continue the sequence daily.
your chest, stomach, waist and thighs will pain you.

IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR A MAN THAT LAST MORE THAN 20 MINUTES PER ROUND BANG 8 TIMES IN A DAY. WHICH MEANS 24 TIMES IN 3 DAYS.............. THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE EVEN ON GUN POINT, FORCE OR WHATEVER U LIKE TO CALL IT.
some guys dont last 1 minute. So doing it 8 times for man like you that last 1 minute is like 8 minutes only.

My brother I am talking from experience not assumption I once befriended a sex machine, if u talk with her on phone she is like, "sex is disgusting" but trust me guy, we do nothing else in this relationship other than sex, it used to b 4 to 5 rounds from 11am till 5 or 6pm when she will leave. Believe it or not, d oonly break we do have is when I feel hungry. She doesn't feel hungry or tired at allll.

But when d relationship got really intimate, she started sleeping over and u can say I turned to a pounding machine meself I don't complain for such things. A friend one day introduced me to this tablet we know as GERMAN POWER ( I don't know if that is d real name, even if it is, i don't think its in Nigeria so don't go looking for it, its an Indian tab) d first time I took this tab we bleeped only once that nyt (as people like u normally do) but guess what?? It was for morethan 2 hours. Go call police if u no wan believe. I don't blab I talk from experience.

See this man, u r no hero to me. I denounced u ever since I saw how active u have been in office these last few months. Where have u been other years?? U r d greatest hypocrite Nigeria has ever seen on d throne. I am a memeber of The Apostolic Church, Aba field, a proud Aba boy. So don't think u have oppositions in d north n south west only.

PDPwayoo:
HOW YOU CAN RELEASE 8 TIMES IN A DAY? I THINK U LIE BUT HOW COME? DO YOU RELEASE EVERY 30 SECONDS? .......... FOR ME, I LAST AT LEAST 20 MINUTES IN THE FIRST ROUND AND MORE IN OTHER ROUNDS .........SOMETIMES, I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE CRYING AND BEGGING MYSELF TO LEAVE IT SO EARLY.

Its your fault man. u need medical check up.....im sure you dont last longer than 2 minutes. she is a human being and entitled to satisfaction on bed by her man. you are lucky she is not cheating on you.....
AS A MARIJUANA OR WEED ACTIVIST, I RECOMMEND MJ FOR YOU. IF YOU CANT SMOKE IT, CHEW IT.........IF YOU CANT CHEW IT, COOKING WITH YOUR NORMAL MEALS AND YOUR LIFE+UR WIFE'S LIFE WILL NEVER REMAIN THE SAME.

Abeg clean wetin dey for your mouth and don't talk rubbish. I know say this post na lie but your point of falsifying it is more senseless. If u cum wethin 20mins in your first ain't u gonna climb again immediately or r u just gonna b done for d day? Now tell me when u r forced to do it from 5 to 7, don't u think its possible to cum 3 times in d morning even if u r German mechine (provided u r not on drugs)

So my brother when u r forced you can cum more than 8 times a day. But its hard to believe this story, tho not with ur own senses.

KiidaACE:
Rub cameroon pepper and aboniki balm on the next condom you wear..
bro,she's gonna stop nagging you for sex,i sweeaar.
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You can thank me later.
i serious die

Like say na wetin u dey do b dis? Chai, women don suffer!!!

As for those unreasonable nairalanders, I have a question for you? What do u do to people you tend to reject or hate? Well because you guys are fools I bet u dont even know the answer to this simple question. The simple answer is YOU FREE THEM AND LET THEM BE!!

Why all these hate speeches about d igbos and yet u dont want us out of Nigeria. Hahahaha isn't that hypocricy?? I laugh u guys in Spanish. The Israelites were captives for many years and when God remembered them, their morning came. I bet God will remember us someday but not through blood sheds.

BigElEddy:
Its funny how Nigeria will disintegrate. I saw I map of Biafra once and it include states like cross river and akwa ibom. If for once you believe cross river and akwa ibom states will decide to split from nigeria and join the most tribalistic set of people in the world (Ibos), then you need a new set of brains.

I bet u will never talk like that to someone u don't jealous. Igbos r d best in Nigeria believe it or not. Anyway am not in for massob as m afraid of blood sheds.

Pinkiedearie:
Gosh!
Thiis is supernatural, amazing!..

Which I could touch those bones...biscuit bones..

U should rather talk abt his joints and not bones. He ain't twisting his bones. D moves r cool tho.