₦airaland Forum

ObamaMessi:
So sorry. If you still want it, let me know.

Oboto700:
afcon has made people forget about epl..we love our continent more..baba rest

MIGHTYMAN82:
naija win & chelsea win am d most happy human right now

IronGalaxy:
Let the big mouth begin....knowing Nigerians

ObamaMessi:
It's been awhile
How are you doing?

OgaTheTop2:
I need to take vacation to Cape Verde.. Their babes fine 😍 die.. Omoh!

teebaxy:
I’m beginning to feel pity for this Ivorians

ogawisdom:
Gooooaaal

Iheanacho carry your bad luck dey bench abeg we no need you yet. Lookman is waaaay better

Our coach is a genius

If you are not defensive minded he won't play you.

Jose Mourinho Abi peseiro

Ghana can go and hug transformer

VeryWickedMan:
Banditry.
With that N2m you can rent guns, boys and bikes.

Revenue:
Each ransom average @ N10m x at least 1 raid per month = N10m revenue p/m
Total Annual Revenue: N10m x 12 = N120m

Budget:
3 used bikes - N600k
Guns - N500k
Ammunition - N200k (rarely used)
Miscellaneous - N200k
Total Annual Budget - N1.5m

Expenses:
3 boys commission - N500k per head = N1.5m
N1.5m x 12 raid p/a = N18m
Feeding - @N50k per raid = N600k p/a
Fuel - @200litres x N650 per litre = N130k per raid
N130k x 12 = N1.560m p/a
Police/Soldier settlement - N500k per quarter = N2m p/a
Informants - N120k p/a
Total Annual Expense: N22,280,000

Summary:
Gross Annual Revenue = N120m
Total Annual Expense = N23.78m
Net Annual Revenue = N96,220,000

ROI: 6,314.67%

ObamaMessi:
Does nairaland look like your advice center?

You are a good poet tho . I feel you should continue.
Make it a Shakespearean Sonnet 😂🤣😂

Rolexxxy:
We went shopping
It was a cool thing
We both enjoyed
But he ruined everything
By forcing a kiss on me
In the midst of people
Right in the market

It all began when we argued about whether we should engage in public romance or not. My boyfriend loves public romance, kisses, hugs and all that. To him, it doesn't matter..it shows strong love and attract admiration from watchers but I find this uncomfortable. How do I do?

GGIA:
You have become less of a comrade.


May I know why?

GGIA:
where Obamamessi ?

Sirchiboy:
..
Yeah but things are tough here

MzansiCoolio:
Look at how poor you are🇳🇬💩👎🏾

A supermarket for the poor in South Africa is for the rich in Nigeria. But still it was struggling and left the cow-ntry🇳🇬💩👎🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cheapskates!

Sirchiboy:
Same here Jan 15.
You do oshole

MzansiCoolio:
So when you guys🇳🇬 are not learning under trees, are you learning on top of them ☹️☹️☹️

With deforestation and climate change, are you now gonna start learning under cows☹️☹️☹️

MzansiCoolio:
So I don't know if this is sheboon skin bleaching gone wrong🇳🇬👎🏾💩, or a burnt braai (barbeque)☹️☹️☹️

MzansiCoolio:
So I don't know if this is sheboon skin bleaching gone wrong🇳🇬👎🏾💩, or a burnt braai (barbeque)☹️☹️☹️

MzansiCoolio:
Look who's bleaching and importing pink weaves 🤣🤣🤣🇳🇬💩👎🏾