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Seun: This is a joke I found on the Internet

I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me , it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was always flirting with me. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and whisper some dirty words to me, smiling. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her underwear and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Some parts of that story are missing. Where are they?

On seeing the topic alone, some guys will think the poster would be referring to females.

He should have bought clothes, food stuffs and other humane items and give to orphans and widows and the poor.

born_to_be_gr8t: Seriously i won't advice any guy to marry a girl without first sampling her for the following reasons


1. Some girls have an offensive väginal odour ,that when get undressed the entire house go dey ooze


2.some girls have vägina that is as loose as Nigerian local dogs , if u wait till ur wedding night before u find out ,na heavy cross u carry o


3. Some girls will jus lay on the bed like a bag of rice during sěx ,no excitement ,no style..if you marry this kind of woman , u go still dey go outside go fùck ashawo


4. Some girls can neva be satisfied " NEVER" even if u service them on per second fuckn, they will still be asking you that " wat have u done, that u are tired ? "...guys if u wait till ur wedding night before finding out " ur days no go long"


5. Some girls have spiritual husband ,that if u are straffin dem ..dey will be shaking and shouting. " spiritual spiritual spiritual ! " this one I had a personal experience o! so if you wait till ur wedding night to find out " ur life will never be that same again

The devil is at work, please ignore this 'write-up.'

Glo, you guys stole my 30mb, i'm on glo bounce plan but i want my mb back!

Mzflexydeeva: Meeting people could be really fun especially when u keep an open mind.

I have tried bt no success

Did akpors wrote this?

smudge2079: i rather kill myself dan commit suicide

the same thing my brother

May almighty God have mercy on his soul.

Gabriel_sylar: Cathoesim is a cult....they can't make heaven cos they re NOT bron again.....ow will u sin willfully and confess and think ure serving God.....go to d east and see the rate of sexual activity btw catholic igbo boys and esut girls...u go fear...and u will see then in mass...mass exodus to hades

You talk like you are the most holiest individual the world has. Let God judge but kind shut your mouth and stop acting like a 'judge;' i'm a Catholic forever!

GSKing: That's our Jeezous for you!!!

May God have mercy on your soul

Make use of a phone that records voice calls then use it as evidence.

Where the money to buy all of them?

Few months ke? Why not few days? I have almost forgotten what i was taught this semester, settle ASUU before i forget everything abeg!

I apologize a lot, is that a wrong thing to do?

I love papa ajasco and binta and friends