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Davegiz:
Several months ago, this actor Chiwetalu Agu was asked if he had ever rejected a movie script before, he said there was no need to reject a script because even in the worst written script, there are still some lessons to learn. I guess he was talking about scripts like the one he’s acting here

This is old news. That movie is not a recent movie

wristwatch:
Today's love game is changing wheels as the hunter is becoming the hunted.

I have heard situation of when a lady takes bold step in asking a guy out but this perfectly works in the western world unlike in Africa where such ladies will be regarded cheap and desperate for husband.

So as a result, Ladies in our world gives stylish green signals in order to make guys toast them which are;

Smile

A radiant face is pleasing to watch and send positive signal of your approval for discussion. Some ladies smile can make a hungry and angry man happy. This is exactly what give guys the encouragement to strike a conversation.


Hard to Get Mechanism

This method is common among ladies. Just like Banky's W song on "Will you be my Lover, Yes or No? ". They will neither say Yes nor No. They are nice today and cruel tomorrow. They do this in order for guys not to take them for granted neither put them off.

Initiate a conversation

A bold lady initiate a conversation discussing issues vital in a guy's life. They do this in order for the guy to pick interest in them.

Stalk on you

In classrooms, Offices, churches and other places, such set of ladies stylishly stalk on the guy with the hope he will notice them. Hitherto, the way ladies stylishly stalk guys is so professional that it become irresistible to overcome their advances.

They stylishly open their laps and cleavage

Over exposing laps and boobs will term a lady prostitute. Because ladies understand this mentality in guys, they stylishly open their laps and cleavage when they sit beside their crush by wearing short skirt and a bit open blouse.

Frequent calls


They call frequently to check on him even when they is nothing to discussed on. She finds it amazing and happy just to hear his voice

Spray their body with perfume several times

A soothing deodorant send a provoking neurone in your brain when perceive. Therefore, since ladies are known for carrying kits of manicure, perfumes, etc. They quickly make up and apply perfume just to attract her crush despite d fact that she applied it few minutes ago.

They pay for your his T fare

In a public transport, they pay for your his T fare in order to gain your attention.


Feel free to add yours.

Transport fare? Na lie!

MuguliciousMUGU:
Firstly, this south africans are acting like salvages, barbarians, they need to be brought to justice, they should not take laws into their hands, if they can't find jobs in their country, they can go to other countries to looking for job, killing is not a job...

Secondly, MTN, DSTV and shoprite needs to broadcast this message to south africa in particular and the world in general, they need to advice their president to calm his people down, and make the economy of south africa better once again, killing would not solve the problem

thirdly, barack obama who is an african should come to the aid and leave world war 3 alone, he should focus on ending the killings in south africa.

In conclusion, all the world leaders need to come together to end this crisis, and make south africa a better place, more education is needed.

#SaynotoXenophobia

signed
Minister of women affairs...

Look at the way you're thinking. What Obama's business with xenophobia?

chowlade:




1. Winning The First Ever Gold Medal For Your
Country In The Olympics.

2. At Old age, Seeing Your Children Do Better
Than You.

3. Watching Your First Baby Sleep Cozily.

4. Falling In Love For The First Time At A (Tender
Age), so to speak.

5. Graduating From The University After Ten Long
Years Of Delay Due To Strike.

6. Scoring The Only Goal In The 93rd Minute In A
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL.

7. Getting Married After A Long And Delayed
Single hood (mainly applicable to the ladies,
WADR.)

You can ADD yours...

Girl, You're hilarious! A very BIG well done for that write up

That one no big nah!

Very funny but sadly true

dickrider:


They are both failures in my opinion. They should both be sacked

Dickrider? U ride motorcycles?

tosyne2much:
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Are you promoting immortality? Nawa for nairaland

zeb04:
Trousers makes you comfortable.

skirt makes me feel like I just tied my legs with ropes.I am a natural fast worker.

Skirts are for girly girls.

Are you a manly girl?

kilokeys:
wow... 15k per month

500 naira per day..


it would take her 800 months ( 66 years) to earn that 12 million naira..

thinking... was she wise?

time would tell

So that's all you can 'write'? Are you one of those that move faster than their shadow(s)?

Maybe network will improve

tosyne2much:
All I see around is valentine this, valentine that so I decided to drop mine

Guys, val is approaching and many ladies are obsessed with val and are looking for guys to exercise their maga-rizm skills on or conceal under the cloak of valentine's celebration. Many of them overhype this val of a thing as if it's the day Jesus Christ will descend from Heaven

Now is the time many of them will screw you up and change their wardrobe, mobile phones and other perishable parameters. If you fall victim, na you sabi oooo.

Many of them now resort to being nice, friendly and caring while some of them will even accept your proposal and you'd be like **Omo this babe don finally love-up sha" ** If I hear**

Abeg if you notice these things, abeg run faster more than your legs can carry you

1. You have been wooing her since the time of Soddom and Gommorah and she has been declining but she finally agrees to date you this week, my bros abeg tear speed ooooo

2. You jokingly called her your sweet heart but she flared up in anger and stopped chatting with you. This week, she starts up a chat with " sweetpie you just ignored me all this while"... Oga grab race ooooo

3. She called you all of a sudden and started acting like your GF and even uses your picture(s) as DP

4. She starts telling you her bf is fucking up and she needs a time out. Bro, why must the conincident happen this period ?. Guys, carry bajaj run oooo

5. She agrees to spend val's day with you on the condition that she will not come to your house but an eatery. Guy, tear speed oooo

6. She has been using monosyllabic replies for you and suddenly becomes a lively chatter and doesn't make use of monosyllabic words to reply anymore. This is just one of those signs that you might just be maggad

7. You have invited her over to your place several times but she wouldn't show up. Now you invited her over and she quickly obliged on the account that you will take her out on val's day. Ooooh boi, abeg tear speed oooo

8. She's a temperamental person and gets angry at slight provocation. You have provoked her in so many ways but she wouldn't just get angry.. Ooooooh boy, no be me suppose tell you say you suppose run oooo

9. You can't remembered when last she flashed you but recently, she called and ask you how you are celebrating val.. My guy, you know what to do next


Guys feel free to add yours

** Don't just read without adding yours **

Written by: Tosyne2much

God bless you poster

elantraceey:
What's the essence of this revelation now?



Sympathy votes??

Or are you the one looking for more 'likes'?

lirusehn:

i wish i was there. It's gonna be fun



am actually in Zaria and God knwz i only do bathe with cold water. I am so allergic to hot/warm water .

Come, take your bath with ordinary or cold water since you're allergic to hot water and let's see if you will remain the same again.

Mzflexydeeva:
I personally dont c d difference........ I use kkk. I guess wen u get familiar with an individual it won't mata if it's ok, k or kkk

It makes a lot of difference. I go completely 'off course' after typing sensible words that are long enough and she replies with 'k', that's crazy!

bigiyaro:
As in seriously? Tell girls to stop their long throat.

Correct guy!

Beesluv:
so on point

No. 2 &3 will help reduce the rate of lying like:

I don't have money to subscribe, pls send me credit
My battery is down
I've been busy

I agree with you. I've caught people who lied to me in the past, I just delete their contacts from my phone book.

Antichrist at work!

Careful with what you read from Sahara reporters, they know how to twist the truth.

I don't use paracetamol like I use too. I do get headaches from eating late, drinking less water in a whole day or even just from stress alone. I relax, eat, take enough water and get some sleep, shikenan!

Freest:
For what Are they high
They should do their jobs jor!! Didn't they sign oath of bla bla bla? They are people that should even work for charitable reasons not financial gratification being the utmost priority. Government should simply privatize the health sector sef, lets hear word finally then we know who is who...





Yipeeee!!!
First to comment... I dedicate this space to all my unborn children
Using this medium to say:
Ladies and gentlemen, beware of BUHARI... He has no good thought for NIGERIA

If they privatize the health care sector, will you be able to buy panadol at an affordable price?

panachuku:
joseph fuked the hell out of her abeg, na hin give am belle, forget all dis holy spirit crap, holy spirit did nt gv her belle wen she was in her fathers house o, na wen she dey wit joseph holy spirit come, yeah rit

May God have Mercy on you and correct your thoughts and words

Goat plenty for my area ooo!

Donmarrius: Any Igbo,still living in the troubled region,must be a fool.

That includes non-Igbos okay?

You're 100% wrong with number 2. Do you hoe Thanksgiving came about and to whom they are giving thanks to? Thanksgiving came into being when Christopher Columbus killed many Native Americans and soon after, they were 'thankful' that they cleared the savages out; they are not even giving thanks to God Almighty. Please, such information are very sensitive, make 'thorough' research by asking those that live in the U.S. questions and not Google or Yahoo!

This post is super-illogical! Poster or whatever you choose to call yourself, can you organize a fund where Nigerians from poor family backgrounds would pay at least N5,000 per session as tuition fee in private universities? I know you can't but you are writing rubbish! Use your senses well okay?

I'd be happy if most Nigerians would understand this depression of a thing but many won't. I've met some people who think depression is the same as working for longer hours and coming home tired, but it is not.
The writer of this article should please post this article on different social media platforms, ignorance of the existence of depression by some 'it's none of my business' kind of Nigerians must be cured.

What about girls? Can't they say nice things about boys too?

How do we know you (poster) didn't download those photos from Google or even Yahoo!?

Osama10: If you are really serious leave that house on Wednesday and return when she is coming back.

i agree with you Osama... 100%

This story first came out as a story from Samoa and now Ghana? Common, post news please not the opposite!