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she had to bleep her ex cos "old firewood no dey quench"

how did u know the banker is bleeping your woman?

However, the magic words "I am pregnant" is like a shot from a starter's pistol to an average hustling Naija boy which can in most cases causes more swerves to his life cos itgears him into adjusting to a lifelong race requiring commitment, responsibility, diligence, and a general reorganization of his live.For many dudes, those three magic words are often heard as a close to their otherwise independent life.A guy can promise you the whole world but will turn his back on you, and in some cases dump you in a wink the moment you tell him you are pregnant for him
1.They Deny It Vehemently.
This should top the list. They will deny it vehemently when they know they can't take responsibility or when the lady in question was just on a "chop and clean mouth" parol and she's not worth taking home.*You know that awkward moment when you carelessly impregnate the lady you put on chop and clean mouth parol. Hahaha
2.They Persuade Her To Go For An Abortion.I think this should come second. Those who don't have good financial standing or capability will force her into committing an abortion. They are unnecessary being nice and caring during those times. They will talk calmly about their unemployment, the weight of their bank account, and the marriage plans they have for her in the future.* if I hear*.. They are only trying to save themselves from shiiiit
3.They Blame Her For Being Careless.Many will blame their girlfriends for being careless by not using pregnancy preventive drugs prior to/aftermath of Se.x.. Oga abeg park well jhoooor. Why you sef no protectyaself ?
4.They Act Like Pregnancy Is New To Them. Even though they know they are responsible for the pregnancy, you will see them opening their mouths in amazement just as GEJ did the moment Buhari was announced the winner.5.They Broadcast It To Their Friends.They will table the matter to their friends calling her names, spreading rumors and some more craziness. You go hear things like "this babe just wan push dis belle for me sha, me wey I never ready to be person papa" I don't know why ladies like putting problems in one"s neck sef..*Oooga abeg swerve enter BRT lane jhoooor, like say you no do am*
6.He Calls For Paternity Test. In today's world, many dudes are not faithful to their so called girls cospromiscuity is the talk of the day. They know they are responsible for itbut will keep demanding a paternity test and will never drop a kobo for it,which is smart on their part & not unreasonable.
7.They Try To Avoid Her At All Cost. Some will go as far as changing their phone numbers or restrict their movement in order to avoid her. This is to signal to her that they she should carry her cross.. OYO.
8.They Tell Their Mom Not To Believe Her Claim. I have seen the case of a guy who impregnated his girlfriend and went ahead to tell her mom never to believe her claim cos she wants to force the pregnancy on her. The mother even resorted to hara$$ing and calling her****and that she stay out of her son's life in order not to push another person's pregnancy on her son.
9.They Drive Her Out Of Their House. Some become so aggressive that they order her out of their room threatening to never to beat her if she dare mention that statement
10.Feel free to add the last one.

Take for instance, the life of a Lagosian: You get home from work at about 9.30pm after a hard day where you spent at least 4hours in traffic and when you finally get home, there’s no light. Your inverter doesn’t even charge because there’s been no light for days. You grab your jerry can tobuy a little fuel for your generator and you encounter a long queue. After the life sucking traffic you just faced on your way back from work, HELL NO!You head back home and decide to sleep in the dark but the heat is unbearable and after several short baths, you give up and allow your sweat soak up your bed sheets and finally allow the mosquitoes you’ve been battling with to feast on your tired blood Your alarm rings to alert you that its already 4:30am when you finally fell into exhausted sleep about an hour ago and you groggily wake up, go to the bathroom to bathe when you realize that your borehole has not been able to pump waterbecause there has been no light.Somehow, you overcome that and spend another 2 hours or less to get to work because leaving later than 6am might entail you spending more than 2 hours getting to work that early in the morning.You get to work, tired as Bleep and grumpy as hell and your boss starts giving you hell about one nonsense and you resist the urge to grab his neck to strangle the hell out him while you’re yelling “Bleep the world!”to no one in particular because those three words capture best your frustration. But no, you don’t do that. You smile stoicly, recieve the insults because you need the job to pay for your house rent, fuel your car, maintain your girlfriend and those family members who think you’re who you are today because once upon a time when you were born, they carried you.Time crawls till close of business and you’re eager to get home because you’re tired and desperately in need of sleep but you realize that it is a curse to be a Nigerian in Nigeria because the traffic you faced the previous day is child’s play compared to what lies before you.On top of that, you realize that you don’t have fuel and can’t buy because its been hoarded by greedy fuel marketers who anticipate an increment in fuel prices and want to make a killing. So black market is your only option.As if that’s not bad enough, you get robbed…

.. So if u’ve not shared any of the below listed information, It means you don’t love your Partner as much as? Do you agree guys?– Your ATM Pin– Your Facebook Password– Email password.– Worst personal secret(s)– family secret(s)Which two have you shared with your Girlfriend/Boyfriend?

I still can't see anything....

buy it,drink it and live long

hey guys,i need help/advice concerning where i can get phone accessories @ wholesale prices. I want to go into sales of phone accessories. Thanks.

Deme98:
U on whatsapp ? Add : 07031174103

ok bro

Deme98:
Lagos .. Mainland

ok but how do i get it?

Why did he create cockroaches & mosquitoes? This 1 dey vex me on per sec.

i see nothing wrong....16 yrs gurls are fresh,tight,obedient,loyal...not all these oloshos paradin as gurlfriends..! but d part abt nurturin d gurl 4 marriage na scam!

and so? & how does t1at change d price of Garri in ariaria market.

bro...where r u based?

rexkexmilan:
OP, You Ain't talking money You talking chastity Damn !!!



Am Out!!!

easy Bro

Ebiz12:
None of the above

ok...you are not a virgin

WeedSeller:
#u forgt to put Nursery: nothing lk 3 types of virgins..# Jz virgins(toto Stil dey sealed nd non virgins(ya toto's door don spoil)#

abi

libertyfather:
Is any of those stated above still available?

Yes oh...met a secondary virgin last yr

Op,if u Bleep that girl..she go Bleep u up oh...based on she might even embarrass ur Galfriend(s) that comes visitin.

Well said Op

abeg Op,just Bang her & let me Rest...shooo

HCpaul:
Well, it is the power of youthful lust that is worrying you.
Must you date? Must you?


Ah! Angels will have many people to slap on the judgement day o.

Gently walk out of niddle jor.

hahahahahaha....

Nice one Op....i'll commit these to memory

1. Primary Virgin
This consists of girls that do not allow any form of intimacy. Their lips has never been kissed, their breasts has never been smooched and their body has never been caressed. We all know what they are called wink.

2. Secondary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching and caressing. They do all these with their full clothes ON because they are so fearful that they could yield to sex when aroused but mostly shyness of allowing a guy see their body could be the reason.

3. Tertiary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching, caressing , cuddling unclad, finger and also giving and receiving BJ. They are also called professional virgins, their only fear is that they are not yet ready to be a mother.

So guys, there u have the three types of virgins. So when she tells you she is a virgin, ask her where she belong before you start giving preferential treatments of a primary virgin to a tertiary virgin !
Am I right ?

Turn your spectacular flirtation failures into frequent successes with these tips on ditching creepiness, and turning it into charm.
There is no hard and fast rule for seduction. You could read all the guides in the world on the subject and still be left entirely in the dark, if you aren’t willing or able to administer a little common sense to the proceedings – and in the field of seduction, nowhere should common sense be put to better use than in observing the established boundaries.
The boundaries of flirtation
Essentially, in any area of human interaction, there are social boundaries that we all need to observe in order to maintain the interactional status quo. These could relate to physical and/or spatial awareness, or an awareness of the right level of conversation, or even whether conversation is appropriate at any given time.
As human beings, we rely upon a number of socio-cultural cues and props, and by that latter term I mean specific environments and situations that allow levels of interaction that aren’t usual. This reliance allows you to get the interactions right. Getting them wrong can catapult you in people’s perceptions from harmless gent to potential sociopath, in a matter of seconds.
Obviously, when flirting, the potential for such mistakes is far greater, as it does involve a certain degree of sexual
expression, and even if executed in a highly subtle manner, can all go awry when the time just isn’t right for it.
How to be charming, not creepy, when flirting
The following ten pointers then hopefully highlight some of the more salient areas to take note of before endeavoring to flirt your way into a woman’s sphere of attention, and to help you avoid being brushed off as yet another opportunistic creep.

#1 The right time and place.
Potentially, if the signs are right, you can attempt flirting anywhere or any time. However, there are usually occasions when it really is better just to desist. An extreme example of this would be at a funeral. Has anyone ever done this? I bet some creep out there somewhere has. But can you imagine anything less appropriate or creepier than trying to get someone’s telephone number, as the dearly departed lies in a coffin only yards away.
Less extreme, but a more common faux pas, is trying to strongly flirt with a woman, when there are no other people around. In this situation, she’s more likely to reach for a can of mace than her telephone number! Being a charmer rather than a creep has a lot to do with approaching a woman who wants to be approached in an environment and manner that is absolutely non-threatening. Get that
wrong and the creep label is all yours for the taking.

#2 Getting the signals right.
There’s a bit of an art to interpreting the signals given off by a woman to indicate whether she is open to a bit of flirting, and we’re not going to get it right every time. However, there a few tried and tested ways to establish approachability, and body language especially can be a powerful indicator of this.
Positive signals: Turning her body towards you. Turning her feet towards you. Maintaining prolonged eye contact. Looking at your mouth occasionally. Flicking her hair. Licking her lips.
Negative signals: Turning away from you. Avoiding any kind of eye contact. Playing nervously with her hair. Establishing a sensory barrier such as putting headphones or sunglasses.

#3 Don’t make assumptions .
Body language and speech are the most feasible indicators of whether flirting is a realistically non-creepy option or not. Entirely unfeasible is the way a woman dresses or what make up she uses.
Get this straight: on the whole, women dress for themselves, NOT for men. Wearing a short skirt or red lipstick is a fashion choice and no more than that. Assuming that a woman is up for a bit of hanky-panky on the basis of her dress sense alone puts you firmly in creepy territory – if not beyond.

#4 Eye contact.
Specifically, the eye contact that you, the gentleman, establishes has to be of the right caliber and by this I am referring to duration. Eye contact is essentially a good thing. It shows confidence and strength of character, as well as purpose. However, locking eye contact without pause or break is more reminiscent of Jack the Ripper than Jack the lad.
If the sole purpose of your evening is to be carried away screaming with your two most valuable possessions taking up new residence somewhere in the vicinity of your larynx, then do please carry on. Otherwise, you might want to tone things down a little, and turn the staring competition into a gently insistent glance or two. Far less creepy.

#5 Opening lines.
On the whole, premeditated chat up lines don’t tend to work. The advice here is ditch whatever you have in mind, because anything prepared, previously executed or generally well known comes across as decidedly creepy and, moreover, is simply handing over an opportunity to the object of your intentions to shoot you down in flames. Best reply to a creepy opening line ever heard:
Creepy man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Preferably unfertilized. Now f*ck off!

#6 Be natural .
This follows on from number five. Rehearsed moves, an adopted swagger, cheesy one-liners, etc., are all things that should be consigned solely to the 1970s. We live in a different world nowadays. People are far more aware than they used to be, and women generally just don’t put up with that kind of behavior any more. Be yourself, react naturally and honestly, and resist the urge to be anything that you are not. Adopted personas are obvious, juvenile and downright creepy.

#7 Keep content appropriate.
If you do manage to get yourself into a conversation with the woman you have been eyeing up all evening, then you can congratulate yourself on getting this far. What you don’t want to do at this stage is then spoil it all by launching upon a series of unadulterated sexual innuendos, and creep her out with immediate and irreversible effect. Keep your conversation polite and any innuendos, subtle and infrequent.

#8 Don’t block or tackle.
You’re not a
linebacker, and even if you are, don’t act like one! Probably the creepiest thing a guy can do, falling short of actually following her home and setting up camp in the bushes opposite her bedroom window, is to use his body physically to impede her progress.
Whether this is throwing an arm across a doorway to stop her getting through while he chats her up, and this is used a lot by charmers in movies but a real no-go in real life, blocking her exit with the whole body or actually using physical force to hold her back is not just creepy, it’s practically assault. Avoid at all costs.

#9 Listen.
Your ears are the best weapons you have in your flirting armory after your ability to interpret body language. Don’t exactly follow her lead, as that might look a bit weak-willed, but do listen carefully to what she has to say, not just the content, but the manner in which she delivers it.
Take your cues from her conversation to step it up a little, and go in with some slightly heavier flirting. Just remember not to go in too hard or too fast, and if she doesn’t seem keen to take the conversation to the next level, then take it down a notch for the meantime, and try again later. Failure to listen to the direction of the conversation can swiftly leave you stranded in creep territory.

#10 Move on.
If, despite your best efforts, she still doesn’t seem interested, then move on. Persistence is a virtue of sorts, but being too persistent can swiftly appear somewhat stalker-esque, and lessen your chances not only with her, but also with any other women in the vicinity who’ve had the displeasure to witness your unwarranted display of creepiness. Leave it be, and move on to the next one. There are, after all, plenty more fish in the sea.
Remember that there is a fine line between flirting and sleazing. Follow the guide above to turn yourself into a flirting master and leave the creeps to their solo taxi rides back home.
Abeg...Make i rest.

Op...abeg use ur tongue count ur teeth oh...leave that girl oh. Let her not be your UNDOING oh.

hahahahahahaha...... this is so messed up...