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Here with the help of my friends i am going to disect some few immediate turn
offs men see in some ladies.

• Farting In Our Presence

Men hate this to the core, they may pretend
not to but they really hate when you do it in
their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a
man whom you don’t know to tell you what he
thinks of a lady who fart or always fart in front
of him.

• Eating too much

Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence
please try to control your eating habits. Not
that we’re too broke to buy you Food but
eating without Class just because your indoors
is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)

Please try to reduce the amount of times you
wash your undies in our presence. Forget that
popular slang which tends to say that when a
man loves you, he can even wash your undies,
we’re not that cool with seeing someone else’s
undies!

• Talking too dirty

Please, have control of things you say in our
presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes
to your language except you want to remain a
GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively

Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we’re not around, you can laugh and
bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking
to a lady and she laughed so loud that she
didn’t know when she polluted.
• Always watching movies

If your a Nollywood addict please, for the sake
of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all
your time to once your man is around. We
need total concentration when we are talking
to you

• Fighting

Never you fight in front of your man, he may
feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude

Its very annoying when you always act like you
know everything. When we argue about
sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to
let us win sometimes as it would do you no
harm than try to make sure your POV is the
most correct even when its not.
I Rest My Case!"

Please Add Yours........

Totally true

donholy28:
Op so ur tying to cause bad market for ur fellow guys

lol.....wouldn't u like ur sister 2 read this article?

He only communicates via text messages or
emails

We all know that guys hate talking on the
phone, but if you’re never hearing the sound
of his voice, that could spell trouble. “If I have
hung out with a girl a few times and I’m still
texting or emailing her, it’s just about sèx for
me,” says Jake, 28. Chalk it up to his lack of
interest in talking with you — and the ease of
technology, a boon for lazy would-be players.
He doesn’t need to engage in a real
conversation — a couple of words here, an
emoticon there, and he’s in touch with you
with a bare minimum of effort. Keeping his
communiqués to emails and texts also allows
him to steer the conversation towards s*x,
either subtly or overtly; he can be more
forward than he would be in person or over
the phone since he won’t have to deal with
rejection directly.

He warns you that he’s not relationship
material

Some guys inform girls about their disinterest
in a relationship early on with remarks like
“I’m not ready for a serious relationship yet.”
It can be easy to think he’s just being honest
and may eventually come around after he’s
gotten to know you. But don’t fall for it. “Some
guys always have excuses as to why they can’t
take the relationship to the next level,” says
Sherry Argov, author of Why Men Marry
Bitches: A Woman’s Guide to Winning Her
Man’s Heart. “But ‘not now’ means ‘not ever.'”
The upfront explanation makes it easier to
break it off later. “When I just want sèx from a
woman, I drop hints that I can’t be involved
with her in a long-term relationship because
my job is my number one priority,” says Matt,
31. “Then, when I decide to stop seeing her, I
reference the fact that I said it wouldn’t work
out early on.” Bottom line: If he says he’s not
boyfriend material, know that he means it.

You’ve been to the same restaurant with
him more than once in one month

Sure, he may say “It’s my favorite place,” “It’s
our place,” or that he’s been craving the
eggplant parmesan. As sweet as that may seem,
his motives are likely not so romantic. A
quality guy will put thought and effort into
each of your dates — but a guy who just wants
sèx will make the weekly Olive Garden dinner a
preamble to taking you back to his place
(which just happens to be around the corner).
Watch out if he keeps meeting you in the same
place and doesn’t vary from routine, Argov
warns. “He’s with you at the little Mexican
place, but with another girl at the Chinese
place the next night and another girl at the
sushi place the night after that.” He needn’t
pull out all the stops every date, but beware
night after night of the same thing. Says
Argov, “A player will go for what’s quick,
convenient and cheap — just like his
intentions.”

He makes too many promises

It would be easy to avoid these guys if they
said things like, “I want you to come over and
have sèx with me — and then disappear.”
Rather, guys try to woo you with what they
think you want to hear. “If all he wants is sèx,
he’ll promise you things you haven’t even
thought of yet,” says Argov. “Men know that by
talking about love, fabulous exotic vacations,
babies, houses with the white picket fences,
women will give up the goods. He’s fattening
you up for the kill.” So if there’s lots of talk of
big future plans very early in your dates,
beware.

He only makes last-minute, late-night plans
to see you

It seems obvious, but sometimes a guy can
conceal the real intentions behind a booty call
by making it sound innocent enough, citing
how he’s working late or has dinner plans with
friends — but that he really wants to see you.
Then comes the clincher: a line like, “Can we
meet for a quick drink, or maybe I could just
stop by your place on my way home?” Sure, a
little impatient enthusiasm is flattering, but if
he’s truly into you, he’ll make plans in
advance. Says Argov, “For the guy who’s
smitten, the anticipation of seeing the woman
he likes is as exciting to him as the date itself.”

He avoids getting-to-know-you talks

Everyone knows a relationship requires
communication, especially at the onset. It
should stand to reason, then, that a guy who
plans dates that don’t give you a chance to talk
to each other isn’t likely interested in a
relationship. Says Todd, 35, “With girls that I
only want to have sèx with, I go out to lots of
movies — that way, I don’t have to talk to
them. Afterwards I can justify going home with
them since we did hang out and had an official
date.” According to Mira Kirshenbaum, author
of Is He Mr. Right? Everything You Need To
Know Before You Commit, it should be
apparent when a guy’s interested in getting to
know you. “He may also be sèxually attracted
to you and want to have sèx with you,” says
Kirshenbaum, “but other things will have equal
weight, such as having conversations with you
about topics that you care about and interests
you share.”

He’s pushy about getting physical

Some guys will say just about anything to get a
woman to have sèx with him. Ever hear any of
these lines?
“We’ll just cuddle.”
“You’re just so sèxy that I can’t help myself.”
“My underwear is chafing me.”
For the record: We hate just cuddling, we can
help ourselves, and our underwear was fitting
us just fine this morning.

He doesn’t introduce you to his friends

If you’ve been dating a month or more, and
you still have seen neither hide nor hair of any
of his coworkers, acquaintances, siblings or
pals, he’s likely never going to bring you home
to meet the parents. “I’ll introduce girls I’m
genuinely interested in to my guy-friends
within two to three weeks of dating,” Jake
explains. “At that point I’m feeling comfortable
enough with her to see what my friends think.”
Don’t fret if you’ve passed the four-date mark
and you haven’t yet met his mom, though.
“Some men won’t introduce you to their
families, because they’re embarrassed by
them,” says Argov. Still, he should begin
integrating you into his life within the first few
months of dating. If not, it’s a sign that this
guy’s into getting physical… and not much else.
Consider yourself well warned!

Drop your contributions & comments if you please.

...i just dey laugh

OP....u made good points sha

wait oh...the person bleach im lips?

You too much...OP where did u get this inspiration thus this article?

Drabeey:
CU's u don't believe it

yes....just no way will i believe that

leave the poor girl joor..... Power Must Change Hands..... if u can't hold your boyfriend,another girl will gladly hold him.

hahahaha....Jollof Rice things! i have my spoon & maltina ready

nice article OP

Thumbs up OP...u don open my eyes to this bloodsuckin,selfserving,golddiggers...

vheMa:
wetin dey do u ppl sef

babe...as in??

jboy73:
Is it Sky B or SKIIBII.
what's skiibii

i'm starting 2 wonder

if a girl do all this to me....na serious poundin she go receive...will pound her till she sheds tears of pleasure.

i am guilty sentence me plz

nice 1 OP

my friend... go ahead & bleep the both of them. Hell,they asked for it. Give them what they want nah shooo

my friend... go ahead & bleep the both of them. Hell,they asked for it. Give them what they want nah shooo

Mattkent:
4000 views yet homepage is free! Wow!

i tire oh bros

total bollocks

well said....ur diction is quite complicated! had 2 check d dictionary 4 most of them... i didnt even see abt 3 of them...

Very HILARIOUS ARTICLE...& educative... thumbs up OP

reverendfather:
Very true.... Just imagine

Guy: hello!
Girl: hi
Guy: how was your day?
Girl: k
Guy: have you eaten?
Girl: k
Guy: nice dress BTW, just checked your dp
Girl: k
Guy: tell me about yourself
Girl: kk
Guy: are you sleeping already?
Girl: na
Guy: then why do you keep replying with kkk
Girl: ?
Guy: are you taunting me?
Girl: k



Girls!!!!!!

DUmb naija gurls....we dey only dey manage dem.

Damnnnn....now i'm feeling bad & scared

INSIGHTFUL...as usual! booked my space

na wa oh....RULES,RULES & RULES!