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Religion / Re: Living Faith Pastors That Hav Stayed Over Seven Years Asked To Go. by Emkayotis(m): 7:10pm On Sep 28, 2008
@Poster
Did the Bishop ask you to tell us or the affected Pastors beg you to act on their behalf? Anyway if i were you, and you feel so concerned, confront the Bishop!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are You A Pretty Lady, Single And Reside In Lagos Btw 18-25? I Need 2 Choose. by Emkayotis(m): 6:59pm On Sep 28, 2008
@Poster
You didn't paint a clear picture, you only said a 'Second Try' a human HEART is like a China, once broken,    shocked angry embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Ruky Sanda And Mercy Johnson Fightin Over The Koko So Sweet: by Emkayotis(m): 6:43pm On Sep 28, 2008
My brother, they really wish they can take over from Mercy and Ruky!
Politics / Re: 'Return Home', Fashola Charges Nigerians In Diaspora by Emkayotis(m): 6:25am On Aug 16, 2008
Is FASH lipsrsealed sick?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Us, Russia Prepares For World War Iii by Emkayotis(m): 6:18am On Aug 16, 2008
There will be no war, Insha Allahu!
Food / Re: Your Favourite Nigerian Dishes? by Emkayotis(m): 3:17am On Jun 10, 2008
onyinye2:

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that is very convincing. tell you what. why don't you send me an email and see what happens from there

Anything eatable, Xpecially ONYINYE2, 2 is SWEET! cool cool cool
Travel / Re: People Afraid of Flying: What Remedy? by Emkayotis(m): 3:07am On Jun 10, 2008
PurestBoy:

This case is more than mental problem. I guess it's spiritual and he needs serious prayer.

Maybe we should take him(The Photographer) to see Pastor KING! wink wink wink wink
Travel / Re: People Afraid of Flying: What Remedy? by Emkayotis(m): 3:02am On Jun 10, 2008
jennykadry:

@digiman

thanks a lot smiley smiley i guess im a bit relieved now sad sad sad

Don't be relieved yet, anytime you are on board just keep calling Mallam Musa's name softly, believe me you'll sleep like a baby till you get to your destination. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Lost My Virginity At 25: Wished I Didn't! by Emkayotis(m): 2:38am On Jun 10, 2008
sweetlizzy:

@ poster
hey girl its not your fault. u c sex is too SWEEEEEEEEEET.
u can't stop till ??
Is Sex as sweet as you want to portray it, are you sure you are not a virgin yourself? wink wink wink
Romance / Re: Lost My Virginity At 25: Wished I Didn't! by Emkayotis(m): 2:35am On Jun 10, 2008
@Poster
You've got many options, Cut off your Dick, Enrol in a Seminary or Keep on Rocking! grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Want A Man To Be With by Emkayotis(m): 1:13am On Jun 09, 2008
saucekid:

wonder no

Steve Wonder & Wonderful Steve, what's the difference? grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Lost My Virginity At 25: Wished I Didn't! by Emkayotis(m): 12:46am On Jun 09, 2008
Why is it so hard for you to give a straight answer?
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Gets 3rd Baby by Emkayotis(m): 5:16am On Jun 08, 2008
"HOLD GOD STANDARDS OOO.MARRY AND BE FAITHFUL "
Wish we could. embarassed embarassed embarassed
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Ramsey Nouah's Family/wife by Emkayotis(m): 5:09am On Jun 08, 2008
I don't trust those ladies yaking about Ramsey, they are ready to jump in his bed, even with his wife watching.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Does Not Want To Marry? by Emkayotis(m): 4:55am On Jun 08, 2008
salsera:

angry angry angry angry

why are people so thick

whats with remember you are an african woman

whats has being african got to do with marriage

abi na only africans dey marry

better face your OWN life and live it better, rather than deciding whats best for someone else and what time that BEST is

Anytime the marriage threads comes on, the unmarried girls in the house will begin to scream blue murder, true it's your life and it's not a must for 'YOU' to marry, but when you clock 30 and the glamour and shine are no longer there, don't change your I.D and create a useless thread about it. FORE WARNED IS FORE ARMED! angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Mo Hit All Stars: by Emkayotis(m): 4:44am On Jun 08, 2008
wande cool cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Lost My Virginity At 25: Wished I Didn't! by Emkayotis(m): 2:47pm On Jun 07, 2008
oreofemi:

its so hard to loose your virginity, but i know u would have heard what is attached to it before loosing it, u should have thought about all these thing before going to action with bobo
How old were you when you lost your's?
Nairaland / General / Re: Vote Fun King And Queen by Emkayotis(m): 2:39pm On Jun 07, 2008
jennykadry:

more like pikins

MORE LIKE RETARDED PIKINS

@Poster
Grow up!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm New,plssssssss: Be My Friend. by Emkayotis(m): 2:35pm On Jun 07, 2008
oreofemi:

lt privates, welcome, may God bless you, wecome o, welcome, you privates go turn big before u qiut for this place
grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Want A Man To Be With by Emkayotis(m): 2:04pm On Jun 07, 2008
@Poster
THIS IS A QUOTE FROM SLEMDOGG OF THE REAL Bleep THREAD.
"HI WOMAN OUT THERE?
WHO IS BORED AND WANT TO JUST HAVE A REAL Bleep.IF YOU DESIRE TO GET LAID,AND WITHIN THE AGE BRACKET OF 25-35,AND RESIDENT IN PORTHARCOURT.AM ALL GAME!!
AM BLESSED WITH GOOD SKILLS IN BED,WITH A DICK STANDING AT 8 INCH.
ITS A FREE WORLD.
SEX ONLY,NOTHING MORE,WITH CONDOM.
HIT ME UP ON 08067210406 OR EMAIL acidic_a@yahoo.com
LETS HAVE FUN!!!"
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ORE, i hope this will help you?
Romance / Re: And Then You Realized: by Emkayotis(m): 4:26am On Jun 07, 2008
@Toyinrayo
I really don't mind a kick from those legs.
Romance / Re: And Then You Realized: by Emkayotis(m): 4:24am On Jun 07, 2008
@Toyinrayo
Thought you'll kiss kick my balls, sorry i misjudged you.
Culture / Re: Lesbians And Gay Marriage Right In Nigeria by Emkayotis(m): 4:05am On Jun 07, 2008
Blatant:

I hope and pray that Nigeria does NOT change to start accept the abnormal.

if person no craze, he go dey put him prick for anus?

It's a thing that is common in the northern part of naija, not a new thing to them. (Among the Hausas)
Culture / Re: Ghetto by Emkayotis(m): 3:56am On Jun 07, 2008
Gashare Street, kakuri kaduna, bad road, constant power failure and shit happens!
Culture / Re: Which State Are You From? by Emkayotis(m): 3:30am On Jun 07, 2008
Ogun State, born and brought up in Kaduna.
Culture / Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by Emkayotis(m): 3:24am On Jun 07, 2008
Ekale eyin omo Oduduwa.
Romance / Re: And Then You Realized: by Emkayotis(m): 3:12am On Jun 07, 2008
@toyinrayo
Is that garri in your mouth?
Nairaland / General / Re: View Me by Emkayotis(m): 3:06am On Jun 07, 2008
@Poster
You are not only cheap but disgusting and annoying. Come to think of it, will you let Mallam Musa take you? Infact your father will disown you. angry angry angry

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