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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gambia Threatens To Behead Two Latinos For Being Gay. by Emkayotis(m): 2:23am On Jun 07, 2008
Their DICKS should be chopped off instead. I don't support beheading them but i support BE-DICKING them. grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by Emkayotis(m): 2:09am On Jun 07, 2008
9ice : PHOTOCOPY, GONGO ASO AND STREET CREDIBILITY.

Those songs keeps me thinking of Naija.
Romance / Re: "To Hell With Love: I Just Want To Get Married!" by Emkayotis(m): 1:29pm On Jun 06, 2008
What is LOVE? I always believe to love a person, you must be ready to give YOUR HEART, 'YOUR ONLY LIFE' for that person, but now i know better, I almost did and discovered that the HEART is like a 'CHINA' once broken, it will never be the same again, if you are wise you come out 'STRONGER' if not, you are DEAD for life. My guys in the house , think fast before you give your HEART to 'SHE'  that will break it!
Romance / Re: "To Hell With Love: I Just Want To Get Married!" by Emkayotis(m): 4:10am On Jun 06, 2008
When they were like 18-20, they wanted only the 'CHEWING GUM BOYS' at 21-24, they want a 'FINE BOY' at 25-28 they want a 'FINE GUY' with some change in his pocket, at 29-30, they want a 'PRESENTABLE MAN' at 31, they want 'ANY MAN' even if he has holes in his 'PANTS'. MY GUYS LET'S SAY 'NO' TO THIS SHIT, WE AIN'T THAT CHEAP!
Religion / Re: Men And Their Indecent Dressing by Emkayotis(m): 3:39am On Jun 06, 2008
@seyibrown
My point is 'fully clothed or starkers, men can still turn women on'!

Aunty Seyi, you speak MY mind!

@Poster

Xpect ME in your house, in my boxers EVERYDAY!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Guy by Emkayotis(m): 3:24am On Jun 04, 2008
@Adebiyi221
Please which of the Adebiyi is your's. From which State?
Events / Re: July Birthday Mates! by Emkayotis(m): 2:58am On Jun 04, 2008
i'm july 7th, blessing to you all.
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Could You Consider A Potential Partner by Emkayotis(m): 2:03am On Jun 04, 2008
@SONYE
I SURRENDER! CREDIT CARD? I NO FIT SHOUT!
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Could You Consider A Potential Partner by Emkayotis(m): 1:30pm On Jun 03, 2008
@SONYE
My sister it will be a good idea to see your pics, though not in your profile but in my album, and please don't include the cake thing or use the Logo of all Logos- The MAN -U. I ain't checking out your profile, just browsing. grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: What Nollywood Films Are Known For? by Emkayotis(m): 3:50am On Jun 03, 2008
@KANTO
'YOU MUST BE FROM NIGER REPUBLIC OR CHAD, NO I NOW REMEMBER YOU ARE FROM SOMALIA' and for your information Nigeria is not useless. Useless 'YEYE FOWL'  angry angry angry angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am Romeo Searching For My Juliet! by Emkayotis(m): 3:25am On Jun 03, 2008
daviz1:

Hi, am an Engineer am 28yrs old. i need a girl who must be interesting and full of romance, you can email @ omaxzi@yahoo.co.uk
My guy, don't listen to them, try to arrange some Bill Board with your pics, put 1 in Oshodi, 1 in Ajangbadi and 1 in Ajegunle. But don't pose like you did in these pics, it is bad for business. GOOD LUCK!

krama:

Na wa for nairalanders ooooo! When people don’t put their pics, you request for them. When they put them, you castigate and run them down! Una no go kill person with lafta here ooooo grin grin grin
I'm sure you are planning to post your pics too, nothing do you it's allowed.
Religion / Re: My Everyday Prayer.please Share Yours. by Emkayotis(m): 3:10am On Jun 03, 2008
Everlasting king of glory, i thank you for your love, protection ,and provision. Father as i go out today, bless me and make a way for me where there seems to be no way. Above all deliver into my hands ; (Like a little baby) 'OSAMA BIN LADIN' that i may claim the reward and run back to Naija. Amen!  wink wink wink
Romance / Re: Which Nairalander Could You Consider A Potential Partner by Emkayotis(m): 2:57am On Jun 03, 2008
@Poster
YOU, if you are more good looking than the losers cake you presented, MAN - U for life! cool cool cool
TV/Movies / Re: Oprah Winfrey Insults Nigerians by Emkayotis(m): 2:13am On Jun 02, 2008
@Benincitys
My sister tell them more.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Iice Can I Meet You? by Emkayotis(m): 11:58pm On Jun 01, 2008
@Sly
My brother in crime, 'ODESHI' does not work against AK47, better leave her before the man appear in your dream with AK!
Car Talk / Re: Any Power-bike Clubs In Nigeria? by Emkayotis(m): 10:16pm On Jun 01, 2008
This is a sweet one (Bike Club?) cool, I just hope that a branch will be set up in Kaduna. I just can't wait, BIKES, BIKES AND MORE BIKES! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Emkayotis(m): 9:08pm On Jun 01, 2008
@acidrop
I maintain, the first shall be the last. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dnc Considers Motion To Seat All Michigan Delegates With 1/2 Vote Each by Emkayotis(m): 2:39am On Jun 01, 2008
@Ruth08
Where you wan run go? If you run back to naija, 'OGA POLICE' said Osama is waiting for you! 5 million ways to die choose one! grin
Politics / Re: Should Nigerians Come Back Home Or Relocate From Hostile Countries? by Emkayotis(m): 7:33pm On May 31, 2008
Come back where? I beg, I no fit shout!
Politics / Re: Being In The Shoes Of Mr President by Emkayotis(m): 7:00pm On May 31, 2008
I'll sell Igbos to Isreal, the Hausas to Osama, the Yorubas to Bush and I'll use the money to buy Naija, repair and rename it. Shikena! grin grin grin
Family / Re: Husband In Nite Clubs/discos by Emkayotis(m): 6:36pm On May 31, 2008
If the 'WIVES' must do what their men do, they should start by leaning how to stand erect whilethey pee. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Real Meaning Of W I F E by Emkayotis(m): 4:01am On May 31, 2008
I am looking for a wifey.
Forum Games / Re: Dirtiest Parables On Planet Earth by Emkayotis(m): 3:49am On May 31, 2008
The boys don spoil, in fact wen dem born dem their mama think say dem don die, because dem no dey breath, but wen one fine nurse touch their thing, na so the thing stand kia kia, like sugar cane.
Jokes Etc / Re: Describe Yourself In One Word by Emkayotis(m): 3:38am On May 31, 2008
Mysterious!
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by Emkayotis(m): 3:28am On May 31, 2008
Cat
TV/Movies / Re: Any Lover Of Mount Zion Films In The House? by Emkayotis(m): 3:15am On May 30, 2008
God bless Mike Bamiloye, but he should find a way to stop his actors from speaking 'YORUBA' english.
Politics / Re: Democracy Day : No Reason To Celebrate by Emkayotis(m): 3:01am On May 30, 2008
My Brothers and Sisters in the ROD, i mean LORD, you've got a lot to celebrate, in spite  of their different tactic to send you down 6ft, you survived. Thank Ara, sorry again i mean Allah that you survived BaBanGi, Abach and Baba Otta Farm. For now we don't know what Aladura, i mean Yar'adua will do? Better begin celebrate before he show his logo. 'DEMOSTRATION OF CRAZE!' lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Forum Games / Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by Emkayotis(m): 2:45am On May 29, 2008
The 1st shall be the last.
Celebrities / Re: Sunny Okosuns Is Dead by Emkayotis(m): 3:08am On May 28, 2008
"Rest In Peace", GREAT ONE remember to teach Abach- and his likes some lesson when you get there, sorry i forgot you won't be staying in the CITY.

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